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Title: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on June 24, 2007, 04:40:19 PM
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Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: phyxsius on June 24, 2007, 05:36:17 PM
not as bad as you getting owned every second in Getbig
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: Krankenstein on June 24, 2007, 10:20:59 PM
Thing is Vince....thats a movie.  The sad thing is that it happens to you....in REAL LIFE.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: benchthis on June 24, 2007, 10:22:31 PM
i hope he could forgive you  i heard there is a fist under his beard
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 24, 2007, 10:25:14 PM
Chuck Norris once counted to infinity...  twice!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: benchthis on June 24, 2007, 10:27:08 PM
the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 24, 2007, 10:38:47 PM
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light...  not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: benchthis on June 24, 2007, 10:39:49 PM
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 24, 2007, 10:40:22 PM
Chuck Norris actually died ten years ago.  The Grim Reaper has been trying to work up the courage to tell him ever since!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on June 24, 2007, 10:42:05 PM
Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 24, 2007, 10:42:42 PM
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fucck he wants.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: benchthis on June 24, 2007, 10:49:20 PM
Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 24, 2007, 10:54:36 PM
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: onlyme on June 24, 2007, 10:55:05 PM
hahaah Vince getting owned or flushed
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 24, 2007, 10:56:33 PM
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on June 24, 2007, 10:56:42 PM
Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 24, 2007, 10:54:36 PM
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA THATS AWESOME
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: benchthis on June 24, 2007, 10:56:53 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 24, 2007, 10:57:46 PM
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on June 24, 2007, 11:02:45 PM
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
Title: Re: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!!
Post by: benchthis on June 24, 2007, 11:04:30 PM
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.