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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Camel Jockey on July 18, 2007, 01:53:02 PM

Title: TEAM LEVRONE LAYETH TEH SMACKETH DOWN ON CALL CENTER TROUBLE-SHOOTING CLOWN
Post by: Camel Jockey on July 18, 2007, 01:53:02 PM

SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY VERIZON DSL LINE.. I DECIDED TO CALL CUSTOMER SUPPORT AND SOME DUDE PICKED UP! HE ASKED ME WHAT THE TIME WAS AND I ASKED WHY HE WOULD ASK THAT.. HE SAID, "SIR, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT TIME ZONE YOU ARE IN," IN HIS GAY LITTLE ACCENT! I ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS FROM AND HE SAID THE PHILLIPINES!

JUST THEN I LOST MY TEMPER AND SCREAMED "HEY PUNK! MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS VERY IMPORTANT! WITHOUT IT HOW CAN I LOG ONTO GETBIG? HOW CAN I LEAD TEAM LEVRONE? YOU JUST FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND! OKAY?

HE WAS LIKE "BUT, SIR, WHAT IS TEAM LEVRONE AND GETBIG?" I LOST MY TEMPER AND SCREAMED, "DUDE YOU ARE SERIOUSLY STRESSING ME, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE CATABOLIC! AND NOT TO MENTION I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR MY WEDNESDAY CARDIO ROUTINE!"

I was so angry that I decided to hang up the phone.. Anyways, that call center punk was demoralized beyond belief.

BOOM!

NEXT WEEK, I WILL CALL THE HELP LINE FOR MY CITI DEBIT CARD AND PWN SOME FAG NAMEd JUGDISH! AFTER THAT, IT'LL BE TIME WARNER CABLE! DECLARE WAR ON OUTSOURCING!

Title: Re: TEAM LEVRONE LAYETH TEH SMACKETH DOWN ON CALL CENTER TROUBLE-SHOOTING CLOWN
Post by: Master Blaster on July 18, 2007, 01:59:00 PM

BRUTAL TWISTED COPPER SMACKDOWN!

TRY SOME EARL GREY TEA!

Title: Re: TEAM LEVRONE LAYETH TEH SMACKETH DOWN ON CALL CENTER TROUBLE-SHOOTING CLOWN
Post by: Bluto on July 18, 2007, 02:03:31 PM

they should know better than EVER mess with your internet connection  >:(