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Title: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 05, 2007, 02:16:58 AM
Ha I fucking love her so much ;D all my ex girlfriends gave me always shit THEY thought was good for me or THEY thought was "practical" ::) ::)
Not this one ;D
Last year she got me these (not the weights but the thijngs u put the weights on)...(http://www.schwitzfleck.at/images/hanteln.jpg)
They were heavy for her and she carried them all home by herself ;D ;D  :-*, she said the guy in the Fitness shop gave a strange look when she bought them, he asked her is the weights in her gym are not heavy enough lol.

She is in Latvia atm to organice the last bits of the wedding and the Arnold shirt came through post :D
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Get Rowdy on August 05, 2007, 02:26:22 AM
Give her a hard fucking for me when she gets back.  :D
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Bluto on August 05, 2007, 02:33:56 AM
she much be rich
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Honour on August 05, 2007, 02:48:01 AM
Sounds like a cool chick mate 8).
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Mars on August 05, 2007, 02:50:08 AM
Monster in real life she gave a sears weightset.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 05, 2007, 02:51:23 AM
she much be rich

Not everything can be measured in money, remember that when you buy that first present for your first girlfriend bluto :D



Monster in real life she gave a sears weightset.

Don't know how u mean that, but those are the once you can put the 25lbs on or 4x15 kilos or what ever.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Mars on August 05, 2007, 02:57:47 AM
Just kidding big man, im just jealous of you.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Honour on August 05, 2007, 03:36:41 AM
Not everything can be measured in money, remember that when you buy that first present for your first girlfriend bluto :D

Not everything can be measured in money, and hope the first present you buy her isn't a pregnancy test :o.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: DK II on August 05, 2007, 03:43:57 AM
btw, Happy birthday, stark!  ;D ;D ;D

whoring for attention using your gf isn't nice!  ;) ;D ;D ;D

Alles Gute!
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Bluto on August 05, 2007, 03:45:54 AM
Not everything can be measured in money, remember that when you buy that first present for your first girlfriend bluto :D




im sure i can come up with something better than a 20 dollar trailer park trash t-shirt
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: SGT BARNES on August 05, 2007, 04:43:15 AM
i dont think youll come up with anything better than a trailer park trash ho.       so STFU
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 05, 2007, 05:24:27 AM
btw, Happy birthday, stark!  ;D ;D ;D

whoring for attention using your gf isn't nice!  ;) ;D ;D ;D

Alles Gute!

Donkey: Dank dir...bist einer von den besten hier.

Mars: No sweat, love you bro

Bluto: I find your obvious jealousy when ever I talk about getting married funny but also understandable if we all remember that your girlfriends name is getbig ;D

Neurotoxin: 11 August is my wedding day ;D

SGT BARNES: ;D ;D
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Dballn247 on August 05, 2007, 05:28:17 AM
Ha I fucking love her so much ;D all my ex girlfriends gave me always shit THEY thought was good for me or THEY thought was "practical" ::) ::)
Not this one ;D
Last year she got me these (not the weights but the thijngs u put the weights on)...(http://www.schwitzfleck.at/images/hanteln.jpg)
They were heavy for her and she carried them all home by herself ;D ;D  :-*, she said the guy in the Fitness shop gave a strange look when she bought them, he asked her is the weights in her gym are not heavy enough lol.

She is in Latvia atm
to organice the last bits of the wedding and the Arnold shirt came through post :D

Who is she giving a$$ to mouth to in Latvia?  ??? 

























Just Breaking balls, give her a good grudge fcuk when she gets home.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 05, 2007, 05:29:41 AM
Who is she giving a$$ to mouth to in Latvia?  ??? 


ROFL ;D ;D
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on August 05, 2007, 06:26:45 AM
i would like to have sex with your girlfriend while you're at work.

how can this be arranged?
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 05, 2007, 06:33:54 AM
i would like to have sex with your girlfriend while you're at work.

how can this be arranged?

jawn ::)
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: alexxx on August 05, 2007, 07:56:10 AM
Congratulations Stark! A girl like that you keep! ;)
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: The Squadfather on August 05, 2007, 08:04:41 AM
Give her a hard fucking for me when she gets back.  :D
starks "girl" is always too sore from the fuccking i give her, i try to take it easy on her but the bitch is so nasty that i can't help punding her like a jackhammer, that bitch loves to fucck and swallow jizz.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Honour on August 05, 2007, 08:29:19 AM
starks "girl" is always too sore from the fuccking i give her, i try to take it easy on her but the bitch is so nasty that i can't help punding her like a jackhammer, that bitch loves to fucck and swallow jizz.

Damn Squad, one day someone is going to find out who you are and your gona need wittiness protection mate ;D.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: The Squadfather on August 05, 2007, 08:35:39 AM
Damn Squad, one day someone is going to find out who you are and your gona need wittiness protection mate ;D.
hahahahaha, you better watch out "honour" your "woman" is next.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Honour on August 05, 2007, 08:42:30 AM
hahahahaha, you better watch out "honour" your "woman" is next.

lol I was asking for that I guess ;D. Lock up your sons daughters guys ;D
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 05, 2007, 09:14:59 AM
starks "girl" is always too sore from the fuccking i give her, i try to take it easy on her but the bitch is so nasty that i can't help punding her like a jackhammer, that bitch loves to fucck and swallow jizz.

Squat my girl saw your picture and to quote her words: Well you can only see the half of his face, but he doesn't look like somebody I would date. ;D ;D

I loled hard...
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Bluto on August 05, 2007, 09:17:58 AM
this is the same gf you tried to drug to rape in the ass right?

Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 05, 2007, 10:29:54 AM
this is the same gf you tried to drug to rape in the ass right?



EXCACTLY ::) now stfu don't make put you in your place again bitch
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Bluto on August 05, 2007, 11:35:46 AM
EXCACTLY ::) now stfu don't make put you in your place again bitch

you mean rat to ron like you did last time?  ::) looks like you're the bitch
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: The Squadfather on August 05, 2007, 12:28:11 PM
Squat my girl saw your picture and to quote her words: Well you can only see the half of his face, but he doesn't look like somebody I would date. ;D ;D

I loled hard...
i'm not talking about "dating" her, i'll leave that pusssy shit to you, i'm just gonna deposit a load in her mouth and send her home to you to annoy.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: danielson on August 05, 2007, 12:33:43 PM
I used to date only girls that would buy me gifts that we could both use, like new sheets for my bed, things for my house and other boring things, then I dated this one girl once who started to buy me cool shit that I wanted, like a pair of Diesels or just little cheap things that I liked. It's cool when a bitch buys you anything, considering that most cunnnts horde their money like it's their last dime. But when they buy you something they don't like, thats even better.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Slin1 on August 05, 2007, 01:15:50 PM
Latvia? Is she1 of them male order brides?
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Bluto on August 05, 2007, 01:47:19 PM
why you think he's marrying her.

that's part of the condition
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 05, 2007, 03:54:09 PM
why you think he's marrying her.

that's part of the condition



ok fatty ::)
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: DK II on August 06, 2007, 02:19:33 AM
Donkey: Dank dir...bist einer von den besten hier.

Mars: No sweat, love you bro

Bluto: I find your obvious jealousy when ever I talk about getting married funny but also understandable if we all remember that your girlfriends name is getbig ;D

Neurotoxin: 11 August is my wedding day ;D

SGT BARNES: ;D ;D

Thanks.

And lol for the Blewtoo comment.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: freespirit on August 06, 2007, 06:50:30 AM
Bluto found an outlet on getbig forums, due to a lack of social life. Normal people with adequate social skills don't keep on whining, don't start yet another useless thread, have a 15.000+ postcount,and are not jealous of other peoples happiness.

It must really suck to be bluto.  :'(
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: bigmc on August 06, 2007, 07:44:32 AM
Bluto found an outlet on getbig forums, due to a lack of social life. Normal people with adequate social skills don't keep on whining, don't start yet another useless thread, have a 15.000+ postcount,and are not jealous of other peoples happiness.

It must really suck to be bluto.  :'(

the truth is out
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Bluto on August 06, 2007, 08:30:27 AM
Bluto found an outlet on getbig forums, due to a lack of social life. Normal people with adequate social skills don't keep on whining, don't start yet another useless thread, have a 15.000+ postcount,and are not jealous of other peoples happiness.

It must really suck to be bluto.  :'(

marriage is not happiness. marriage is a prison.

hope this helps.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 06, 2007, 10:56:57 AM
marriage is not happiness. marriage is a prison.

hope this helps.

Said by the obvious Relationship expert ::)

Bluto give it up, you have no idea about Relationships in the real world, you are a sad sad little man ;D
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: DK II on August 06, 2007, 11:35:09 AM
Said by the obvious Relationship expert ::)

Bluto give it up, you have no idea about Relationships in the real world, you are a sad sad little man ;D

could not have said it better.

Having Bluto speak about relationships is like having True Adonis speak about nutrition.  ;D
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Bluto on August 06, 2007, 02:26:49 PM
so let me get this straight

you're definition of happiness is to fuck the same pussy for the rest of your life?

sounds like a great plan  ::)

Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: dan18 on August 06, 2007, 02:50:02 PM
Ha I fucking love her so much ;D all my ex girlfriends gave me always shit THEY thought was good for me or THEY thought was "practical" ::) ::)
Not this one ;D
Last year she got me these (not the weights but the thijngs u put the weights on)...(http://www.schwitzfleck.at/images/hanteln.jpg)
They were heavy for her and she carried them all home by herself ;D ;D  :-*, she said the guy in the Fitness shop gave a strange look when she bought them, he asked her is the weights in her gym are not heavy enough lol.

She is in Latvia atm to organice the last bits of the wedding and the Arnold shirt came through post :D
For her birthday get her a shirt with a naked pic of carmen electra on it then fuck her from behind ;D
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Stark on August 06, 2007, 06:21:43 PM
so let me get this straight

you're definition of happiness is to fuck the same pussy for the rest of your life?

sounds like a great plan  ::)



Why would I be unhappy, she is fucking gorgeous ::)
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: noc on August 06, 2007, 08:14:03 PM
Why would I be unhappy, she is fucking gorgeous ::)

Give me a photo - I will age it 10 years and then you can prepare the legal documents.

I want half eddieeeeee

Not that you own anything of any significance.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: Bluto on August 07, 2007, 01:56:04 AM
Why would I be unhappy, she is fucking gorgeous ::)

#1 I doubt she is considering what you are, why would a gorgeous woman marry you? Unless she use you to get legal status. Is that what you're trying to say? And you make thread after thread about her and your marriage - yet doesn't have the balls to post her picture... hmmm.

#2 Even if she IS gorgeous, that still doesnt matter as the concept is the same - same pussy for the rest of your life. That's like eating the same dish every night, no dish no matter how tasty is worth eating every night for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: DK II on August 07, 2007, 02:38:43 AM
#1 I doubt she is considering what you are, why would a gorgeous woman marry you? Unless she use you to get legal status. Is that what you're trying to say? And you make thread after thread about her and your marriage - yet doesn't have the balls to post her picture... hmmm.

#2 Even if she IS gorgeous, that still doesnt matter as the concept is the same - same pussy for the rest of your life. That's like eating the same dish every night, no dish no matter how tasty is worth eating every night for the rest of your life.

brutal jealousy of a lonely internet geek.
Title: Re: My GF soon to be wife got me an "Arnold is Numero Uno" T-Shirt for my B-Day
Post by: shiftedShapes on August 07, 2007, 09:19:14 AM
Ha I fucking love her so much ;D all my ex girlfriends gave me always shit THEY thought was good for me or THEY thought was "practical" ::) ::)
Not this one ;D
Last year she got me these (not the weights but the thijngs u put the weights on)...(http://www.schwitzfleck.at/images/hanteln.jpg)
They were heavy for her and she carried them all home by herself ;D ;D  :-*, she said the guy in the Fitness shop gave a strange look when she bought them, he asked her is the weights in her gym are not heavy enough lol.

She is in Latvia atm to organice the last bits of the wedding and the Arnold shirt came through post :D

sounds like you would both rather be fucking Arnold.  It's good to have things in common with your wife.