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also claims to be a cagefighter.
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also claims to be a cagefighter.
Is that Putin?
I think you are fucking with the wrong tiger man, that guy is probably the scariest fucker on the planet, he just put 42 of the opposition in Insane asylums, ex KGB do you know who you are fuckin with?
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Is that Putin?
I think you are fucking with the wrong tiger man, that guy is probably the scariest fucker on the planet, he just put 42 of the opposition in Insane asylums, ex KGB do you know who you are fuckin with?
SOURCES ETC?
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also claims to be a cagefighter.
I figure at least 95 lbs for 4-5 solid reps per set. He's got to be "cage fighting" mentally challenged girl scouts.
;D
What a BEAST!!!! ;D
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Is that Putin?
I think you are fucking with the wrong tiger man, that guy is probably the scariest fucker on the planet, he just put 42 of the opposition in Insane asylums, ex KGB do you know who you are fuckin with?
way to ruin the thread, amigo. I was hoping to get some good comments from the getbig badasses.
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Is he an albino?
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Just thought I would share this gem of wisdom from champion trainer Pumpster, moderator of the Training board! :)
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AKA "bluto's" outta ideas again and will run thru this before circling back to a Seagal/Stallone thread. :-*
FYI this is bluto's original avatar, supposedly for an "adult" account. ???
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Imagine when this knowledge gets out, the days of benchpressing will be over!
Westside Barbbell club will drop down to the floor and do pushups and never touch the bench again! Thanks to Pumpster! >:(
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AKA "bluto's" outta ideas again and will run thru this before circling back to a Seagal/Stallone thread. :-*
FYI this is bluto's original avatar, supposedly for an "adult" account. ???
How's the pushups working for you big guy? You must be HUGE considering you're in your 50's by now... keep telling yourself "be patient Pumpster... add resistance and you will grow over time... be patient" ;D
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hahha still up Bluto ;)
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hahha still up Bluto ;)
Yes, I found some funny quotes from Pumpster and I'm up laughing. He's an old senile fart for sure. Obsessed with the most basic equipment because he's afraid to leave his 10" x 12' apartment.
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Yes, I found some funny quotes from Pumpster and I'm up laughing. He's an old senile fart for sure. Obsessed with the most basic equipment because he's afraid to leave his 10" x 12' apartment.
bb.com?
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bluto clearly hanging on every post, which is then recycled in his rare "training mod" posts LOL
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;D
(http://www.illumineti.com/blog/images/bowflex.jpg)
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;D
(http://www.illumineti.com/blog/images/bowflex.jpg)
lol that is outrages ;D
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bluto clearly hanging on every post, which is then recycled in his rare "training mod" posts LOL
Speaking of recycling, I made a search of your posts on Bodybuilding.com you have some 500+ posts and 99% of them are about building a home gym, Bowflex or Powerblocks.
You're a real nutcase. :-\
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LOL the funniest thing is that the geniuses think that matters hahahahahah
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Speaking of recycling, I made a search of your posts on Bodybuilding.com you have some 500+ posts and 99% of them are about building a home gym, Bowflex or Powerblocks.
You're a real nutcase. :-\
U have way too much free time hahahahahahah
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Speaking of recycling, I made a search of your posts on Bodybuilding.com you have some 500+ posts and 99% of them are about building a home gym, Bowflex or Powerblocks.
You're a real nutcase. :-\
Lol you read through like 500 threads? Rofl :D
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U have way too much free time hahahahahahah
Search took a few seconds. All I need to do is read the subject lines. They're all the same. You've pretty much preached the greatness of the Bowflex year after year, in hundreds if not thousands of posts. You're obsessed. I don't think the phrase "get a life" has ever been more appropriate. :-\
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Lol you read through like 500 threads? Rofl :D
That was in between Popeye cartoons & Stallone videos.
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who gives a shit bluto you fucking nerd. Shut the fuck up and die.
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Search took a few seconds. All I need to do is read the subject lines. They're all the same. You've pretty much preached the greatness of the Bowflex year after year, in hundreds if not thousands of posts. You're obsessed. I don't think the phrase "get a life" has ever been more appropriate. :-\
AKA desperate backpeddling hahaahahahahah
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hahaha This is pumpster's lair! ;D
(http://brandon.fuller.name/photos/2005/2005-05-08--Gym.jpg)
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hahaha This is pumpster's lair! ;D
Thank you. Apparently you're a charter member but would actually have to start working out hahahahahaah
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Pumpster is right
from pushups to tuck planche push ups to straddle planche push ups to planche pushups to maltese pushups and then get on the rings and really see what your made of
this will build a way better physique than bench pressing, that's for damn sure.
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Pumpster is right
from pushups to tuck planche push ups to straddle planche push ups to planche pushups to maltese pushups and then get on the rings and really see what your made of
this will build a way better physique than bench pressing, that's for damn sure.
hahahahahaahh common sense from someone who actually trains.
The rest of these dweebs seem to focus on anything but training, if you notice. Next bluto thread: how he trims his pubes.
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hahaha This is pumpster's lair! ;D
(http://brandon.fuller.name/photos/2005/2005-05-08--Gym.jpg)
in all fairness I would love to have a treadmill at home ;D
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Check this out, here's just a sample of threads where Pumpster has posted, guy is a total nut:
BOWFLEX REVOLUTION/ Worth all that $$$$$$$???? (Multi-page thread 1 2)
bowflex (Multi-page thread 1 2)
Bowflex (Multi-page thread 1 2)
power blocks
Bowflex Weight Conversion
Techrod, Crossbow, Bowflex?
Ok...so I bought a Bow Flex.
Ever heard of a Bullworker?
Bowflex squat question...
Bowflex question, Good exercises to try...???
Value of pushups?
etc etc it goes on for 15 pages, 20-30 threads per page ;D
Jesus.
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Check this out, here's just a sample of threads where Pumpster has posted, guy is a total nut:
BOWFLEX REVOLUTION/ Worth all that $$$$$$$???? (Multi-page thread 1 2)
bowflex (Multi-page thread 1 2)
Bowflex (Multi-page thread 1 2)
power blocks
Bowflex Weight Conversion
Techrod, Crossbow, Bowflex?
Ok...so I bought a Bow Flex.
Ever heard of a Bullworker?
Bowflex squat question...
Bowflex question, Good exercises to try...???
Value of pushups?
etc etc it goes on for 15 pages, 20-30 threads per page ;D
Jesus.
lol Pumpster you have to admit you got fucked up,
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Thank you. Apparently you're a charter member but would actually have to start working out hahahahahaah
Don't you live on the East side?
Everyone else goes to NYSC or Equinox, but Mr. pumpster chooses to stay in his studio and do squats on his bowflex.. ::) Everyone's out jogging in central park while pumpster walks on his treadmill.. hahaha :D
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hahaha This is pumpster's lair! ;D
(http://brandon.fuller.name/photos/2005/2005-05-08--Gym.jpg)
there's no windows in Pumpsters 10" x 12' shithole.
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there's no windows in Pumpsters 10" x 12' shithole.
lol u blind?
I like the Laptop on the back... is that your room Bluto? Is that how u managed 16k posts? :D :D
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Bluto trying desperately to keep another silly thread alive..hint:
Start your pubes triming thread/advice column ASAP
Then one on your experience in getting rid of crabs.
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hahahahahaahh common sense from someone who actually trains.
The rest of these dweebs seem to focus on anything but training, if you notice. Next bluto thread: how he trims his pubes.
Me and Hedge (the real mods of the Training board) had a nice discussion about my twice a day training at a REAL gym earlier today. You might want to check that thread out, but then again, it's not about the Bowflex, so never mind :)
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lol u blind?
I like the Laptop on the back... is that your room Bluto? Is that how u managed 16k posts? :D :D
I'll post the real pictures of his apartment since you ask for it.
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Me and Hedge (the real mods of the Training board) had a nice discussion about my twice a day training at a REAL gym earlier today. You might want to check that thread out, but then again, it's not about the Bowflex, so never mind :)
If that's actually on the board, it follows my directive to this dumbass last week to start actually posting on the training board LOL
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I'll post the real pictures of his apartment since you ask for it.
lol is that serioulsy Pumpsters room?
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ready?
ready for the 10" x 12' apartment of pumpster?
ready for the real celler dweller?
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol is that serioulsy Pumpsters room?
The funniest thing is your fascination
Damn that's an impressive collection considering the space.
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hahahahahaahh common sense from someone who actually trains.
The rest of these dweebs seem to focus on anything but training, if you notice. Next bluto thread: how he trims his pubes.
Bluto is a funny guy, he has to constantly reinvent his personality just to give him new material to post.
I stopped using commercial gyms earlier this year, they are a waste of money and you end up getting a better workout when you are creative and make your own exercises up. It's the difference between an Armani suit and a custom tailored one.
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want more?
sure you can handle it?
ok then !
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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The funniest thing is your fascination
somebody being publicly raped is quit fascinating to me :D
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want more?
sure you can handle it?
ok then !
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Nice place, does Pumpster really live there?
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Nice place, does Pumpster really live there?
we will never know :D
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pumpster, move out to Queens of Brooklyn..
Looks as though you can't afford the east side.. LOL ;D
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yes he does live in that rathole. and he is in his late 40's, early 50's.
this is what he got after a lifetime of work.
"Ya, it's nice to use the imagination to come up with more exercises...only a 10" x 12' space tho. I'll probably substitute the Ironmaster bench with ab and chin options for the ab bench." - Pumpster
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we will never know :D
yes we will. as i got proof.
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yes he does live in that rathole. and he is in his late 40's, early 50's.
this is what he got after a lifetime of work.
"Ya, it's nice to use the imagination to come up with more exercises...only a 10" x 12' space tho. I'll probably substitute the Ironmaster bench with ab and chin options for the ab bench." - Pumpster
No room to grow in that little area.
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yes we will. as i got proof.
POST THE LINK>>>>>
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see?
that's what he calls
his BEDROOM! ;D
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No room to grow in that little area.
I've already got enough size and actually look like a BB, unlike you or bluto LOL
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somebody being publicly raped is quit fascinating to me :D
It's clear that you're projecting, junior LOL :-* :-* :-*
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Don't you live on the East side?
Everyone else goes to NYSC or Equinox, but Mr. pumpster chooses to stay in his studio and do squats on his bowflex.. ::) Everyone's out jogging in central park while pumpster walks on his treadmill.. hahaha :D
Utter fiction from a groupie LOL i think he's describing himself.
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this one is my personal favorite
ive saved the best one for last
you could imagine that it's just a basement where he put some workout equipment, and that would be ok.
but no, it's his bedroom+living room ;D
here he describes it. click on the snapped picture to magnify.
i love this part
Big screen TV with surround speakers
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lol here it is :
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=652376&page=6
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I actually agree with the douchebag here.
Oh, and he can still fvck himself ;D
HATER.
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after spending all his hard earned money on that BIG SCREEN TV there was no money left for a stand for the speakers - he had to use the cardboard boxes they were delivered in ;D ;D ;D
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;)
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Poor pumpster is being ripped a new asshole. :-\
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after spending all his hard earned money on that BIG SCREEN TV there was no money left for a stand for the speakers - he had to use the cardboard boxes they were delivered in ;D ;D ;D
Hahah, how poor are you Pumpster? Maybe you should get a part time job so you can spruce up your love shack a bit?
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Holy smoking shitballs you were not lying... Pumpster you have an obsession alright mate
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.php?searchid=63484783
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i bet pumpster often have women visiting, they must be impressed by his 10" x 12' rathole!
hannibal lector's cell looked more pleasing - and was bigger too! ;D
(http://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/Slides/HannibalPhoto.JPG)
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Poor pumpster is being ripped a new asshole. :-\
hahaha whats up BIATCH?!
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Serioulsy mate... it's a shithole :o :o :o
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Serioulsy mate... it's a shithole :o :o :o
Yeah, poor Pumpster. I bet he is unemployed and on the welfare.
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Poor pumpster is being ripped a new asshole. :-\
Afraid not; i got some popcorn for this.
I'll be in Central Park on Sunday; come and meet me let's see if i even recognize camel as a BB hahaahahahahah he's too afraid to show up otherwise let's do it puzzy LOL
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Afraid not; i got some popcorn for this.
I'll be in Central Park on Sunday; come and meet me let's see if i even recognize camel as a BB hahaahahahahah he's too afraid to show up otherwise let's do it puzzy LOL
You think its more important to look like a bodybuilder than to be able to afford decent housing?
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hold on!
i did a search on bodybuilding.com and i think ive found a picture of pumpster!
are you ready?
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
(http://www.theobjectworks.com/portfolio/images/Dr_Lechter's_cell2.jpg)
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You think its more important to look like a bodybuilder than to be able to afford decent housing?
Why, are you in a ghetto or homeless? :o
Unable to type out of the quote MELTDOWN.
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Serioulsy mate... it's a shithole :o :o :o
Seriously douchebag you're a joke.
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I'll cycle up to Central Park on Sunday, do a few loops and then wait for badass "camel" to show up hahahaahahahahahahahah
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Seriously douchebag you're a joke.
Do you really live there? Is that the projects? Do you have a job?
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guy is a nut. plain simple. an old fart. an armchair bodybuilder. living in a crackhouse collecting disability checks.
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Afraid not; i got some popcorn for this.
I'll be in Central Park on Sunday; come and meet me let's see if i even recognize camel as a BB hahaahahahahah he's too afraid to show up otherwise let's do it puzzy LOL
threat-of-violence-meltdown
you wont be in central park. you never leave your hole.
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Seriously douchebag you're a joke.
nah come on no name calling ;D
I jsut stated a factl, it's not very clean, the walls are dirty too, first I was sure it was your garage and even thought it's kinda cool to own your own gym in the garage, but damn you sleep there? Why not save the money join a gym and have the place nicely done up?
Ah of course they don't have Bowflex in the gym.
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nah come on no name calling ;D
I jsut stated a factl, it's not very clean, the walls are dirty too, first I was sure it was your garage and even thought it's kinda cool to own your own gym in the garage, but damn you sleep there? Why not save the money join a gym and have the place nicely done up?
Ah of course they don't have Bowflex in the gym.
he sleeps next to the bowflex on the floor. like a crack junkie.
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nah come on no name calling ;D
I jsut stated a factl, it's not very clean, the walls are dirty too, first I was sure it was your garage and even thought it's kinda cool to own your own gym in the garage, but damn you sleep there? Why not save the money join a gym and have the place nicely done up?
Ah of course they don't have Bowflex in the gym.
There is no way he lives there. Why would he post pics of that shithole? Bluto has got to be fkn with us.
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some good ol BLUTOWNAGE handed out in this thread! sticky this bitch! 8) 8) 8)
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some good ol BLUTOWNAGE handed out in this thread! sticky this bitch! 8) 8) 8)
No, nothing compared to mine. He still randomly melts in my presence to this day 8)
So good work, but fvck you bluto ;D
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nah come on no name calling ;D
I jsut stated a factl, it's not very clean, the walls are dirty too, first I was sure it was your garage and even thought it's kinda cool to own your own gym in the garage, but damn you sleep there? Why not save the money join a gym and have the place nicely done up?
Ah of course they don't have Bowflex in the gym.
Better you stay at Bally's with clean walls & pnk dumbbells since this matters so much to you hahahahahaah Seriously do you lift at all? No one who lifts seriously would give a shit, only a metrosexual doing palates LOL
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There is no way he lives there. Why would he post pics of that shithole? Bluto has got to be fkn with us.
dude see for yourself :D
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=652376&page=6
Better you stay at Bally's with clean walls since you're obsessed hahahahahaah
Lol I'm not the one obsessed with you :D I just chip in the fun, as you would do if it was me lets not pretend otherwise big man :D
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Better you stay at Bally's with clean walls since you're obsessed hahahahahaah
Yeah, being clean sucks ::) seriously, do you live in that shithole? This has got to be a joke, right?
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dude see for yourself :D
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=652376&page=6
Lol I'm not the one obsessed with you :D I just chip in the fun, as you would do if it was me lets not pretend otherwise big man :D
hahahahah, Pumpster is a ghetto rat ;D
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Yeah, being clean sucks ::) seriously, do you live in that shithole? This has got to be a joke, right?
U sound like someone who wears white gloves while curling these.. :-*
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hahahahah, Pumpster is a ghetto rat ;D
LOL epic fantasy
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Better you stay at Bally's with clean walls & pnk dumbbells since this matters so much to you hahahahahaah Seriously do you lift at all? No one who lifts seriously would give a shit, only a metrosexual doing palates LOL
yes I do like my place were myself and my wife lifes to be clean lol, it's kinda nice to sit on a couch without the fear of "cock"roaches :
Seriously, WTF are you doing if you ever have to take some chick home? You're not going to get laid in that place unless she's blind, what would explain some shit to be honest :D
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U sound like someone who wears white gloves while curling these.. :-*
I will ask you again, do you think it is more important to be big than to be able to afford decent living conditions?
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I will ask you again, do you think it is more important to be big than to be able to afford decent living conditions?
hahah Pumpster is lifing the "Animal pak" life :D :D
Frank McGrath would be proud of you son :D
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There is no way he lives there. Why would he post pics of that shithole? Bluto has got to be fkn with us.
Guy is a nut. He's so obsessed with his little homegym that took him years to put together he proudly posted pictures of it. Not for a second, did he reflect that he lives in a dump. That never occured to him. And he posted that he only works out 3 times a week. To have that equipment occupy more than half his living space and being used for less than 3 hours a week just shows how obsessed he is.
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yes I do like my place were myself and my wife lifes to be clean lol, it's kinda nice to sit on a couch without the fear of "cock"roaches :
Seriously, WTF are you doing if you ever have to take some chick home? You're not going to get laid in that place unless she's blind, what would explain some shit to be honest :D
Guy would get turned down by a prostitute. Not even them are that filthy.
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Pumpster, if you really live there, I am sorry for making fun of you. I am not here to bash poor people.
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It is quite possible that Pumpster is retarded, and if so I feel bad for making fun of him as I usually don't make fun of retarded people (with the exception of Alex23 is back) ;D
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you know now that i read through this whole post i realize that pumpster is a broken down, sad old man...
poor guy :-\
i hope he gets hit by a bus :)
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I will ask you again, do you think it is more important to be big than to be able to afford decent living conditions?
he lives in NYC, all apartments here look like dumps by flyover state standards.
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he lives in NYC, all apartments here look like dumps by flyover state standards.
Maybe in Harlem.
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I'll cycle up to Central Park on Sunday, do a few loops and then wait for badass "camel" to show up hahahaahahahahahahahah
East? West? South? North?
You've yet to post a picture I don't know what you look like.
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he lives in NYC, all apartments here look like dumps by flyover state standards.
Not really.
In queens, you can get a good apartment for $1,600-$2,000, 2 bedroom.
IN the city, it'll be $3,000 for a good 1 bedroom apartment.
Haider, what's up?
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Not really.
In queens, you can get a good apartment for $1,600-$2,000, 2 bedroom.
IN the city, it'll be $3,000 for a good 1 bedroom apartment.
Haider, what's up?
sup man nothin much here, moving back into the dorms tomorrow, fuck apartments - yay scholarships :D
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sup man nothin much here, moving back into the dorms tomorrow, fuck apartments - yay scholarships :D
My semester is starting on the 27th.
I am bored to tears atm. :'(
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My semester is starting on the 27th.
I am bored to tears atm. :'(
u a soph. or a junior dude? u're a year older than me so we should be the same year.
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u a soph. or a junior dude? u're a year older than me so we should be the same year.
I will be a junior next year. Around 65 creds after this semester.
I cannot wait to enter the workforce and start a new life, but that'll be another 2 years or so.
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I will be a junior next year. Around 65 creds after this semester.
I cannot wait to enter the workforce and start a new life, but that'll be another 2 years or so.
oh shit, when do u turn 20? Are we close to the same age :o
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oh shit, when do u turn 20? Are we close to the same age :o
I will turn 21 this November. :P
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I will turn 21 this November. :P
slow motherfvcker, what's takin u so long to be still in school? ??? :P
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slow motherfvcker, what's takin u so long to be still in school? ??? :P
I prefer lighter payloads.. 13-15 creds max.
I will take 18 next semester because I need to graduate before June 2009 in order to take the CPA exam with just a bachelors. If I don't, then I'll be needing a masters.
And keep in mind that I was nearing 19 during my first semester, well 18 years and 10 months. I took a break after highschool. ;D
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Alright enough of that shit. Back to pumpster now.
I didn't know you had beef with him CJ? Is it mere coincidence that we have the same enemies on this site? ;)
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I just find it funny that he's supposedly an expert on training on a bodybuilding forum, yet uses a bowflex.. Not only that, but he also defends and not in a good way. If you call him out on it, he insults you. :-\
Anyone saying that you can build a good bb'er physique with a bowflex is on crack.
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hahhaa nice "delts" ::)
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Epic holding the fishing rod as though it were his penis.
Epic camo fishing hat.
Brutal 11.78 inch arms.
Brutal cheap Oakley knockoff sunglasses which he probably bought for $5.
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA he's wearing a pearl necklace!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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ROFL!!!!! Internet badass-ery rules.
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Pumpster is right
from pushups to tuck planche push ups to straddle planche push ups to planche pushups to maltese pushups and then get on the rings and really see what your made of
this will build a way better physique than bench pressing, that's for damn sure.
no it won't. and let me save you some time by saying that yes, many gymnasts have incredible physiques by the world's most muscular gymnast is not close to the size and shape of the world's biggest bodybuilders, and that includes drug-free in both cases.
trivia: i've never met anyone with a good build who told me that bodyweight exercises are better than weight training. even the few gymnasts i've met at the gym were there lifting weights.
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bump
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The funniest thing is your fascination
Damn that's an impressive collection considering the space.
What a dump. But maybe thats all he can afford.
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;)
That is Pumpster's apartment. He posted it in that thread on bodybuilding.com. Said it was his "10'x12' apartment". What a shithole. I hope this wasn't after he spruced it up. ahahah! He said he was a stockbroker. What a liar. His place looks like a third world shithole. He must be section 8.
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That is Pumpster's apartment. He posted it in that thread on bodybuilding.com. Said it was his "10'x12' apartment". What a shithole. I hope this wasn't after he spruced it up. ahahah! He said he was a stockbroker. What a liar. His place looks like a third world shithole. He must be section 8.
I would expect that kinda living space from theshadow ;D
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I would expect that kinda living space from theshadow ;D
Man, Pumpster said he was a stockbroker and worked on Wall Street. I was under the impression he was loaded. Turns out he is a white trash pauper. The next rung down for Pumpster is being a homeless man.
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Afraid not; i got some popcorn for this.
I'll be in Central Park on Sunday;
Doing what? Panhandling?