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Title: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on August 25, 2007, 10:48:02 PM
So I get to some shithole bar and the door guy is wearing a Tapout shirt and i am fucked up out of my mind so I first ask him for a pic cuz I told him that shirt was fkn awesome. I proceed to tell him that I bet no one fucks with him cuz he is for sure a certified badass, next thing i know he says I am too drunk and asks me to leave. And I got dropped off by a cab! Thank god I knew someone there who was on their way out or we would have been walking. But come on, how could you resist ??? ;D
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Joey Tito on August 25, 2007, 11:07:57 PM
So I get to some shithole bar and the door guy is wearing a Tapout shirt and i am fucked up out of my mind so I first ask him for a pic cuz I told him that shirt was fkn awesome. I proceed to tell him that I bet no one fucks with him cuz he is for sure a certified badass, next thing i know he says I am too drunk and asks me to leave. And I got dropped off by a cab! Thank god I knew someone there who was on their way out or we would have been walking. But come on, how could you resist ??? ;D

hahaha, SS needs to get back in the weightroom pronto!... :-\
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on August 25, 2007, 11:09:28 PM
hahaha, SS needs to get back in the weightroom pronto!... :-\
Not a laughing matter, I am not in my town. This was not a yuppie bar. You fuck around at this place and you have to deal with that guy :o
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: SS on August 26, 2007, 12:09:16 AM
hahaha! thats the fucking door guy?...man i wish i was there to watch you fuck with him.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: freespirit on August 26, 2007, 01:51:51 AM
hahaha! thats the fucking door guy?...man i wish i was there to watch you fuck with him.

Bet he didn't read this:
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: avesher on August 26, 2007, 02:49:08 AM
omg ahahahahaahah you are absolutely the fucking man for doing that   awesome
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on August 26, 2007, 09:25:36 AM
omg ahahahahaahah you are absolutely the fucking man for doing that   awesome

Yeah, he was a pretty nice guy too. I shouldn't have said anything to him, but I was in my 8th or 9th hour of drinking and not thinking straight. For the record, he didn't kick me out for fucking with him, he actually was laughing about it. He merely suggested I had had enough to drink, I was slurring my words pretty bad,  and I should go sleep it off or something like that.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 26, 2007, 05:28:24 PM
Yeah, he was a pretty nice guy too. I shouldn't have said anything to him, but I was in my 8th or 9th hour of drinking and not thinking straight. For the record, he didn't kick me out for fucking with him, he actually was laughing about it. He merely suggested I had had enough to drink, I was slurring my words pretty bad,  and I should go sleep it off or something like that.

Danny, You are the one dude here with the unique ability to make me wish i was single and thank god i'm not single, at the same exact time ;D
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on August 26, 2007, 07:28:22 PM
Danny, You are the one dude here with the unique ability to make me wish i was single and thank god i'm not single, at the same exact time ;D

 ;D
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: thewickedtruth on August 26, 2007, 09:21:21 PM
LMFAO! getbig GOLD right there!

here's another one..some of you guys may know that I finally got my first house of pain shirt the other day for hitting my bench goal. I figured If I'm working in the mid 400's still after my elbow problem, I've earned it.

Well I'm not a small guy by anymeans but I'm not a tank either. We were at buffalo wild wings wing house and bar for the UFC fight and I see EVERY MOTHER FUCKER THAT WE TALK ABOUT THAT WE SEE IN THE GYMS THERE! All in their tap out shirts, all in ufc gear, and not a damn one of them looked like they'd ever seen a cage or a dumbbel in their life! AFTER it was all over and apparenlty someone had a few beers too many, comes over to us and goes...

"house of pain huh? do you know what real pain is like?"

i said..."you and your tapout wearing ass are going to show me huh?!  Is that a pickup line you use to get your next anal date in the baror are you some Mr. MMA badass?!" My gf laughed at him and apologized and he just walked off with no reply....after making it clear that gabriel gonzaga was his girlfriends cousin...

that must make him an automatic asswhipper? I don't get it!
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: The Squadfather on August 27, 2007, 07:36:22 AM
LMFAO! getbig GOLD right there!

here's another one..some of you guys may know that I finally got my first house of pain shirt the other day for hitting my bench goal. I figured If I'm working in the mid 400's still after my elbow problem, I've earned it.

Well I'm not a small guy by anymeans but I'm not a tank either. We were at buffalo wild wings wing house and bar for the UFC fight and I see EVERY MOTHER FUCKER THAT WE TALK ABOUT THAT WE SEE IN THE GYMS THERE! All in their tap out shirts, all in ufc gear, and not a damn one of them looked like they'd ever seen a cage or a dumbbel in their life! AFTER it was all over and apparenlty someone had a few beers too many, comes over to us and goes...

"house of pain huh? do you know what real pain is like?"

i said..."you and your tapout wearing ass are going to show me huh?!  Is that a pickup line you use to get your next anal date in the baror are you some Mr. MMA badass?!" My gf laughed at him and apologized and he just walked off with no reply....after making it clear that gabriel gonzaga was his girlfriends cousin...

that must make him an automatic asswhipper? I don't get it!
hahahhahaha, his cousin's sister's brother works with a guy who delivered newspapers with a guy who knows a girl who worked with a guy who did some plumbing work with a guy who's wife worked with a girl who's husband's brother knew a guy who lived down the street from a girl who's husband did some time with a guy who's uncle worked with girl who's husband worked out in his basement and squatted 1300 for 6, benches 900 for 8 and barbell rowed 850 for 10 and was 485 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat and would have competed in both the Mr. olympia and World's Strongest Man but couldn't get the time off from work as a mailman to compete. ::)
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: thewickedtruth on August 27, 2007, 07:59:25 AM
hahahhahaha, his cousin's sister's brother works with a guy who delivered newspapers with a guy who knows a girl who worked with a guy who did some plumbing work with a guy who's wife worked with a girl who's husband's brother knew a guy who lived down the street from a girl who's husband did some time with a guy who's uncle worked with girl who's husband worked out in his basement and squatted 1300 for 6, benches 900 for 8 and barbell rowed 850 for 10 and was 485 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat and would have competed in both the Mr. olympia and World's Strongest Man but couldn't get the time off from work as a mailman to compete. ::)

You too? lol

I'm trying to get teh pic off my cellphone of this tool..
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: drkaje on August 27, 2007, 08:03:19 AM
I would have shit my fucking pants!!!!!!!!!!!

He looks like a 100%, certified badass. :)
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Man of Steel on August 27, 2007, 09:00:06 AM
I would have shit my fucking pants!!!!!!!!!!!

He looks like a 100%, certified badass. :)

Exactly my thoughts....when I first saw the sheer size of the "Tap Out" logo I had to logoff, compose myself and then log back on before I could post in this thread.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 27, 2007, 10:09:24 AM
hahahhahaha, his cousin's sister's brother works with a guy who delivered newspapers with a guy who knows a girl who worked with a guy who did some plumbing work with a guy who's wife worked with a girl who's husband's brother knew a guy who lived down the street from a girl who's husband did some time with a guy who's uncle worked with girl who's husband worked out in his basement and squatted 1300 for 6, benches 900 for 8 and barbell rowed 850 for 10 and was 485 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat and would have competed in both the Mr. olympia and World's Strongest Man but couldn't get the time off from work as a mailman to compete. ::)

Hahahahahahahaaa

I bet he can BNP 405 for reps too!!!!!
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 27, 2007, 10:10:37 AM
Exactly my thoughts....when I first saw the sheer size of the "Tap Out" logo I had to logoff, compose myself and then log back on before I could post in this thread.
Yes Y3s...

These shirts should be registered as lethal weapons
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on August 27, 2007, 10:40:55 AM
hahahaha too much i bet he every the "the big brother" ::) too every bitch in there and you have to go through him to get to them  ::)
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on August 27, 2007, 04:03:56 PM
haha another great danielson thread
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 01, 2007, 08:30:50 PM
As lame as it sounds I am actually going back to the same bar in about a half hour. It's right by my buddies place and some of our friends go there on Saturdays. I am hungover as a muthafukker, so not going to cause any trouble, but if he has on his Tapout shirt, I will make sure I get a pick with him, tough to beat a fat bouncer in a tapout shirt for pure comedy value ;D
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 08:33:56 PM
its time to tap or nap!
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: The Squadfather on September 01, 2007, 08:34:59 PM
As lame as it sounds I am actually going back to the same bar in about a half hour. It's right by my buddies place and some of our friends go there on Saturdays. I am hungover as a muthafukker, so not going to cause any trouble, but if he has on his Tapout shirt, I will make sure I get a pick with him, tough to beat a fat bouncer in a tapout shirt for pure comedy value ;D
hahahahaa, ask him if he's got any TapOut tattoos. ;D
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 01, 2007, 08:38:03 PM
hahahahaa, ask him if he's got any TapOut tattoos. ;D

Ok, I will. The girl I am seeing is here playing Wii with my buddy, so I am not going to cause any trouble in front of her or embarrass the guy. I will be subtle, but try to get something funny out of it.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: The Squadfather on September 01, 2007, 08:40:05 PM
Ok, I will. The girl I am seeing is here playing Wii with my buddy, so I am not going to cause any trouble in front of her or embarrass the guy. I will be subtle, but try to get something funny out of it.
post some pictures of this chick, you always get pics of some hotties.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 01, 2007, 08:41:43 PM
post some pictures of this chick, you always get pics of some hotties.

Yep, no problem. After the bar though, I will try to get her naked for them.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 08:42:21 PM
squadfather is running out of jerking material
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 01, 2007, 08:55:06 PM
squadfather is running out of jerking material


SF is in a relationship for one. Second, who doesn't like to see naked whores? This IS the players board 8)
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: The Squadfather on September 01, 2007, 08:57:57 PM
SF is in a relationship for one. Second, who doesn't like to see naked whores? This IS the players board 8)
something i've noticed is that "bluto" has a weird hateful attitude about threads with naked women or where women are talked about, all kidding aside this is something i've noticed.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 08:58:42 PM
he's in a relationship? how about him posting some pictures of his woman for once then

Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 01, 2007, 09:01:27 PM
he's in a relationship? how about him posting some pictures of his woman for once then


I am not taking sides, but for HIM to post pics of his woman is totally different than me posting pics. He has a lot of "enemies" on here, not to mention his woman is a serious thing, mine are just fucktoys. I wouldn't post pics of a serious girlfriend, not on Getbig.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 09:05:30 PM
something i've noticed is that "bluto" has a weird hateful attitude about threads with naked women or where women are talked about, all kidding aside this is something i've noticed.


true
im not much for the "hey guys lets look at the pic of this naked women i found on the internet and circle jerk"

Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 01, 2007, 09:07:04 PM

true
im not much for the "hey guys lets look at the pic of this naked women i found on the internet and circle jerk"



I will put a warning on my threads of my naked whores for you then Bluto ;)
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 09:07:32 PM
I am not taking sides, but for HIM to post pics of his woman is totally different than me posting pics. He has a lot of "enemies" on here, not to mention his woman is a serious thing, mine are just fucktoys. I wouldn't post pics of a serious girlfriend, not on Getbig.

i still think he should post her pic

i could do with a good laugh
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 01, 2007, 09:12:13 PM
i still think he should post her pic

i could do with a good laugh



She could be beautiful, who knows. If you found her attractive, would you admit it? Be honest.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 09:13:42 PM

She could be beautiful, who knows. If you found her attractive, would you admit it? Be honest.

no she couldnt be beautiful because people like squadfather dont get together with beautiful women

Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: chaos on September 01, 2007, 09:18:05 PM
he's in a relationship? how about him posting some pictures of his woman for once then


how about you post your pics for once, instead of avoiding the issue.

or is it that you're a big fat ass, with no muscle and buckteeth.

your gayness reeks through the computer........
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 09:20:17 PM
how about you post your pics for once, instead of avoiding the issue.

or is it that you're a big fat ass, with no muscle and buckteeth.

your gayness reeks through the computer........

last i heard you were the fat ass, arnt you about mos size? how does that work, being fat and calling others fat? i saw squadfather doing it earlier tonight
what gives
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: chaos on September 01, 2007, 09:22:45 PM
last i heard you were the fat ass, arnt you about mos size? how does that work, being fat and calling others fat? i saw squadfather doing it earlier tonight
what gives
who gives a fuck what gives, when are you going to post a pic.......

serious question, don't avoid it.....
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 09:24:17 PM
who gives a fuck what gives, when are you going to post a pic.......

serious question, don't avoid it.....

told you i allready did

its next to yours in the "chaos posing"-thread on the picture board
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: chaos on September 01, 2007, 09:43:44 PM
told you i allready did

its next to yours in the "chaos posing"-thread on the picture board

ok 160000000000000 posts and not one pic of yourself, you must be a beast ::)
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 10:05:56 PM
ok 160000000000000 posts and not one pic of yourself, you must be a beast ::)

yup we're all beasts. you, me, always sore and the thousands of others who hasnt posted their picture

Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: chaos on September 01, 2007, 10:14:30 PM
yup we're all beasts. you, me, always sore and the thousands of others who hasnt posted their picture


I told you, I'm an MOS gimmick, so post your pic, we had a deal
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 01, 2007, 10:17:02 PM
I told you, I'm an MOS gimmick, so post your pic, we had a deal

interesting. i dont think gimmicks are allowed to post here, so you just gave mods a reason to ban you

i guess we need to continue this conversation elsewhere since you no longer will be posting on the y board
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: chaos on September 01, 2007, 10:23:45 PM
interesting. i dont think gimmicks are allowed to post here, so you just gave mods a reason to ban you

i guess we need to continue this conversation elsewhere since you no longer will be posting on the y board

yeah OK, way to avoid posting your pic.........


besides this thread is reserved for pics of random whores Danielson is banging....... you won't be staying long :)
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 02, 2007, 11:10:33 PM
Got tied up last night, couldn't post a pic. She said no way to nudes, but here she is. I never said I only dated smoking hot bitches, but I find her to be "cute".
fuck whos that goomba she s wit  ;)
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 02, 2007, 11:11:23 PM
fuck whos that goomba she s wit  ;)

Some bald fucker >:(
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Bluto on September 03, 2007, 03:00:37 AM
guy is kinda cute
you should post pics of him
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 07:39:38 AM
last i heard you were the fat ass, arnt you about mos size? how does that work, being fat and calling others fat? i saw squadfather doing it earlier tonight
what gives

Chaos looks like me?   Dang, funny and a sexy beast.....double threat!!!
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: chaos on September 03, 2007, 10:14:28 AM
what happened to the pic Danielson >:(

Nah, MOS, I'm not quite that large ;)

I'm working on it though :)
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: haider on September 03, 2007, 11:38:36 AM
what happened to the pic Danielson >:(

Nah, MOS, I'm not quite that large ;)

I'm working on it though :)
do u show up in milos' gallery at all?  ???
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: chaos on September 03, 2007, 11:52:22 AM
do u show up in milos' gallery at all?  ???
not that I'm aware of
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 12:55:48 PM
what happened to the pic Danielson >:(

Nah, MOS, I'm not quite that large ;)

I'm working on it though :)

Well, I'm fairly certain about one thing.....your mug couldn't possibly be any uglier than mine.   ;D
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 03, 2007, 01:29:34 PM
what happened to the pic Danielson >:(


Ehh, I didn't see the point. SF asked me to post one so I did, but it was boring, so I deleted it.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: chaos on September 03, 2007, 02:14:30 PM
Ehh, I didn't see the point. SF asked me to post one so I did, but it was boring, so I deleted it.
oh, well is she at least cute, w/ nice tatas?
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: danielson on September 03, 2007, 04:47:22 PM
oh, well is she at least cute, w/ nice tatas?

 :-\ Kind of small.
Title: Re: You fuckers got me kicked out of a bar!
Post by: chaos on September 03, 2007, 05:29:40 PM
 :( that's too bad, but better than no tatas at all ;)