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Title: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Rudee on August 29, 2007, 01:34:10 PM
Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: affy on August 29, 2007, 01:35:39 PM
depends on how hungry i am

but its better to chew your food good otherwise you wont be able to digest it properly and you'll just shit it out whole
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: danielson on August 29, 2007, 01:35:51 PM
You have terrible table manners, you pig.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: jaejonna on August 29, 2007, 01:53:41 PM
I eat slow with a woman companion, so that she knows that i take my time do other essential things that are neccessary for the species to survive..... :-*

But I take a fat shit faster than the dirt filling up a mine shaft in Utah.



UTAH MINERS


GAME OVER
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: grab an umbrella on August 29, 2007, 01:56:33 PM
I eat super fast too, I dont even think about it, I just eat my food, and if the people at the table want to conversate, they can do it after I'm done eating...
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Master Blaster on August 29, 2007, 01:57:26 PM
Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 

Eating fast is HOW I enjoy my food!  >:(
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: phyxsius on August 29, 2007, 02:07:10 PM
The only things that I'll eat slow is pussy
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on August 29, 2007, 08:44:42 PM
I prefer to eat slowly ... that way the Food is properly digested and the time between my Meals is shortened. Nothing's worse than eating something quickly, being hungry afterwards, and knowing that your next meal is still another 1.5 - 2 hours away ... in my book. That's why I prefer to stretch it out a ways ... I would say a normal Meal for me usually takes anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour to eat.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: 240 is Back on August 29, 2007, 09:17:55 PM
I am a super efficient eater.  Takes about 5 minutes per meal when i'm alone.  Knock that shit down and get back to work.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: candidate2025 on August 29, 2007, 09:28:46 PM
i would put my ability to eat against anyones on this site. including squadfather, onlyme, and bigbadwolf.


there is no amount of food(that il ike the taste of) that i havent been able to eat. and i eat FAST.


probably why i was such a fatty..   lol.





i can eat two boxes of cereal with protein shakes as milk and a 12 egg ham and cheese omelete and want to have a snack 10 mins later...         that was how i use to eat.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: dzulboy on August 29, 2007, 09:34:35 PM
i would put my ability to eat against anyones on this site. including squadfather, onlyme, and bigbadwolf.


there is no amount of food(that il ike the taste of) that i havent been able to eat. and i eat FAST.


probably why i was such a fatty..   lol.





i can eat two boxes of cereal with protein shakes as milk and a 12 egg ham and cheese omelete and want to have a snack 10 mins later...         that was how i use to eat.

yo if thats true holy shit
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Bast000 on August 29, 2007, 09:36:21 PM
i'm impressed that candidate learned so fast, that being lean is better, not bulking bullshit.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: TrapsMcLats on August 29, 2007, 09:36:49 PM
I am a super efficient eater.  Takes about 5 minutes per meal when i'm alone.  Knock that shit down and get back to work.

exactly, same with taking a shit and jacking off.  Get it done and get on with your life.  I eat for energy and calories, i shit to relieve pressure and i jack off to stay sane until i can fuck my girlfriend at night, the one thing i'll take my time with.  Slow eaters are the most annoying thing on the planet.  ever go out to dinner witha group and everyone is done and the one person is just sitting there... chewing...slowly... sipping the drink... chewing..... chewing... talking and forgetting to eat... chewing...swallowing...s taring....staring...star ing...staring... look at food... staring.... staring... staring... take a bite... chewing....chewing... chewing... I swear to god i almost killed someone over this once, or at least in my mind i did.  I beat them to death with their 2/3rds remaining, 30 minute old burger.  Then i shoved french fries up there nose.  that woulda made me feel good...
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: 240 is Back on August 29, 2007, 09:39:57 PM
exactly, same with taking a shit and jacking off.  Get it done and get on with your life.  I eat for energy and calories, i shit to relieve pressure and i jack off to stay sane until i can fuck my girlfriend at night, the one thing i'll take my time with.  Slow eaters are the most annoying thing on the planet.  ever go out to dinner witha group and everyone is done and the one person is just sitting there... chewing...slowly... sipping the drink... chewing..... chewing... talking and forgetting to eat... chewing...swallowing...s taring....staring...star ing...staring... look at food... staring.... staring... staring... take a bite... chewing....chewing... chewing... I swear to god i almost killed someone over this once, or at least in my mind i did.  I beat them to death with their 2/3rds remaining, 30 minute old burger.  Then i shoved french fries up there nose.  that woulda made me feel good...

I eat 5 meals a day with my baby (he's almost one).

I park him at his high chair with his food, then I
-cook my food
-eat my food
-clean everything up
And he's still eating.

I didn't used to be this fast.  But its' the only way to have time to pick up the cheerios from off the floor.  he throws them.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Fulgorre on August 29, 2007, 09:47:48 PM
I eat slow with a woman companion, so that she knows that i take my time do other essential things that are neccessary for the species to survive..... :-*

But I take a fat shit faster than the dirt filling up a mine shaft in Utah.



UTAH MINERS


GAME OVER

LOL
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: dammitman on August 29, 2007, 09:49:50 PM
exactly, same with taking a shit and jacking off.  Get it done and get on with your life.  I eat for energy and calories, i shit to relieve pressure and i jack off to stay sane until i can fuck my girlfriend at night, the one thing i'll take my time with.  Slow eaters are the most annoying thing on the planet.  ever go out to dinner witha group and everyone is done and the one person is just sitting there... chewing...slowly... sipping the drink... chewing..... chewing... talking and forgetting to eat... chewing...swallowing...s taring....staring...star ing...staring... look at food... staring.... staring... staring... take a bite... chewing....chewing... chewing... I swear to god i almost killed someone over this once, or at least in my mind i did.  I beat them to death with their 2/3rds remaining, 30 minute old burger.  Then i shoved french fries up there nose.  that woulda made me feel good...

If you go out to eat with your buddies, you better make sure you ain't the last one eating.  It's an unspoken rule that the last guy is the bitch of the group.  The only exception is if you ate more than everyone else, but you have to make sure everyone knows it! ;D
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Bast000 on August 29, 2007, 09:51:12 PM
I eat 5 meals a day with my baby (he's almost one).

I park him at his high chair with his food, then I
-cook my food
-eat my food
-clean everything up
And he's still eating.

I didn't used to be this fast.  But its' the only way to have time to pick up the cheerios from off the floor.  he throws them.

maybe he should just eat cheerios from the ground?
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: TrapsMcLats on August 29, 2007, 09:57:28 PM
If you go out to eat with your buddies, you better make sure you ain't the last one eating.  It's an unspoken rule that the last guy is the bitch of the group.  The only exception is if you ate more than everyone else, but you have to make sure everyone knows it! ;D

Yeah, one time i had to eat a 72 oz steak to get the meal for free  (well, my meal at least) and i still beat one of the people with us!  I felt awful for about 18 hours, took a massive crap and then went to a bbq and got smashed and got a BJ in the bathroom.  one of the greatest weekends of my life.

anyway, slow eaters are worthless.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Alex23 on August 29, 2007, 09:59:30 PM
Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 

Insulin.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: bigkubby on August 29, 2007, 10:01:35 PM
I eat super fast too, I dont even think about it, I just eat my food, and if the people at the table want to conversate, they can do it after I'm done eating...
hahahaha classic me too bro  i hate conversating while im feeding :D
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on August 29, 2007, 10:14:52 PM

anyway, slow eaters are worthless.


I'd like to think that I have at least SOME " worth " to me ? Should I kill myself for being a slow eater ?  ;)
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: TrapsMcLats on August 29, 2007, 10:16:31 PM
be a slow eater all u want, just not on my time.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on August 29, 2007, 10:19:44 PM
be a slow eater all u want, just not on my time.

I certainly wouldn't want to eat slow on " your time " ...  ;D

Out of curiousity, what would happen if I ate slow on your time ?
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: TrapsMcLats on August 29, 2007, 10:23:07 PM
nice sam elliot pic btw 8)...

oh, i wouldn't do anything... i'd jsut sit there silently resenting you until you were finished eating.  And then i'd bitch about it to other friends behind your back.  I'm real mature you see...
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: BIG ACH on August 29, 2007, 10:27:09 PM

I'm a very fast eater!!!!  Normally I'm done with my meal by the time my wife is at only her second bite!
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: candidate2025 on August 29, 2007, 10:30:06 PM
yo if thats true holy shit
absolutely 100% truth bro.


bast...one thing about me is that i am what you migth call a "romantic"..and i love beautiful women. once i stopped my delusions about some women liking "big" guys, and realized that while some women DO prefer muscular men...but NO sane woman prefers a fat man...it was very easy for me to start dieting. while its true that fat guys can pick up very attractive women(females are much less shallow than men) if they have an awesome personality, dress nice, and are very smart.....i likle to think that a woman with a beautiful body deserves aman with a beautiful body....
idk maybe that was way too much information to share with you guys; maybe i will get flamed for saying that....i dont care.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on August 29, 2007, 10:34:56 PM
nice sam elliot pic btw 8)...

oh, i wouldn't do anything... i'd jsut sit there silently resenting you until you were finished eating.  And then i'd bitch about it to other friends behind your back.  I'm real mature you see...

 ;D ... It's cool, man.

And, yeah, Sam Elliott's my Favorite Actor ... only reason he's up there.  :)
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: TrapsMcLats on August 29, 2007, 11:10:19 PM
;D ... It's cool, man.

And, yeah, Sam Elliott's my Favorite Actor ... only reason he's up there.  :)

I couldn't stand seeing him as a villain in The Hulk.  It doesn't work for me to see him evil.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: 240 is Back on August 30, 2007, 04:07:56 AM
maybe he should just eat cheerios from the ground?

I'd love to just sprinkle food on the floor and let him chomp it up.  He's totally love it.  Wife would beat me.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: bmacsys on August 30, 2007, 04:43:24 AM
Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 

I have been eating fast my whole life. If you hesitated at my house you lost out! Also in the U.S.M.C. at Parris Island we had 7 minutes for chow.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: BigCypriate on August 30, 2007, 04:46:23 AM
absolutely 100% truth bro.


bast...one thing about me is that i am what you migth call a "romantic"..and i love beautiful women. once i stopped my delusions about some women liking "big" guys, and realized that while some women DO prefer muscular men...but NO sane woman prefers a fat man...it was very easy for me to start dieting. while its true that fat guys can pick up very attractive women(females are much less shallow than men) if they have an awesome personality, dress nice, and are very smart.....i likle to think that a woman with a beautiful body deserves aman with a beautiful body....
idk maybe that was way too much information to share with you guys; maybe i will get flamed for saying that....i dont care.

gayer than a mango smoothie
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: kiwiol on August 30, 2007, 04:52:11 AM
gayer than a mango smoothie

Are you saying CandyAss could give Onlymen a run for his money even if we aren't talking about munching on man sausage, BigC?
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Sexual Mustard on August 30, 2007, 04:57:12 AM
I'm probably the fucking slowest eater I've ever known.  Always the last one to finish....long after everyone else is done (and probably hungry again for their next meal).  I can't figure it out...just can't eat fast even if I wanted to.   Coincidentally, it often takes me over half an hour to beat off.  Correlation?

SM
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Tapeworm on August 30, 2007, 05:01:18 AM
I'm probably the fucking slowest eater I've ever known.  Always the last one to finish....long after everyone else is done (and probably hungry again for their next meal).  I can't figure it out...just can't eat fast even if I wanted to.   Coincidentally, it often takes me over half an hour to beat off.  Correlation?

SM

Probably.  You should finish your meal and then go jack off.  Doing both at once will break your concentration and you'll take longer to get where you're going.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: jaejonna on August 30, 2007, 05:44:59 AM
gayer than a mango smoothie
hahahah quote of the day !!
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: BigCypriate on August 30, 2007, 05:46:01 AM
Are you saying CandyAss could give Onlymen a run for his money even if we aren't talking about munching on man sausage, BigC?

hahahaha, what i'm sayin is that scarface could probably give annabelle chong a run for her money when it comes to takin a fat schlong up the ass!!!
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: nycbull on August 30, 2007, 06:30:20 AM
fast eater here too, its an Italian thing, I think.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Jujoshu on August 30, 2007, 06:34:23 AM
What's the rush? There is nothing more important than the meal in front of you when you are eating. Eating fast creates anxiety, and encourages people to rush through the day. This only leads to stress, traffic tickets, impatience, etc.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: MAXX on August 30, 2007, 06:58:58 AM
hate fast eaters. fucking pigs. no manners.

can understand if you eat by fast yourself but not when eating in company with others.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 30, 2007, 07:00:33 AM
I eat pussy at a real fast pace. 
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 30, 2007, 07:49:28 AM
way back in basic training we had only a couple of minutes to eat our meals. if you didnt eat fast you went hungry. even now in battalion I find it's hard to break the habit
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: EL Mariachi on August 30, 2007, 08:42:37 AM
Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 

i enjoy eating fast, expecially at macdonalds, that way you can eat more, when people are half way trough their big mac, i already ate 2 bigmacs and a hamburger, i quess people aint hungry like that. Its not like im rushing, its like i swallow food really quick when its tasty.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: EL Mariachi on August 30, 2007, 08:44:09 AM
What's the rush? There is nothing more important than the meal in front of you when you are eating. Eating fast creates anxiety, and encourages people to rush through the day. This only leads to stress, traffic tickets, impatience, etc.


bullshit, you can process the food pretty fast, that doesnt tell nothing about your mental state.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Jujoshu on August 30, 2007, 08:49:15 AM

bullshit, you can process the food pretty fast, that doesnt tell nothing about your mental state.

Do an experiment. Try eating slow while paying attention to just the eating process. Then, at another meal try eating rushed and hurried. After both instances observe your mental state. See if you don't feel mentally more at ease while eating in a mindful way.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Rami on August 30, 2007, 12:16:30 PM
If you need around 5000 calories a day, eating slow just is not an option. You do what you have to do.
Title: Re: Any fast eaters here?
Post by: Master Blaster on August 30, 2007, 12:30:30 PM
i enjoy eating fast, expecially at macdonalds, that way you can eat more, when people are half way trough their big mac, i already ate 2 bigmacs and a hamburger, i quess people aint hungry like that. Its not like im rushing, its like i swallow food really quick when its tasty.

Exactly. Bring on the foood!!!