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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: NotMrAverage on August 30, 2007, 04:23:52 AM
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So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.
First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".
After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.
When he finally came to the conclusion that he couldīnt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.
At first we didīnt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.
My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.
Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and iīm left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.
If that wasīnt an adrenalin rush I donīt know what is.
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you should start cagefighting and you could've handled the situation differently
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what the hell does your fiance do, and who the fuck are these "fans"??? Is she a porn star/stripper or something??
SM
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maybe she's a celebrity
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Next time runt, call me.
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Sheīs just a fitness chick, been in a few mags but not famous for anyone outside this lifestyle. It was like a bad movie. I will start cagefighting so next time I can K.O him right through the door.
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Sheīs just a fitness chick, been in a few mags but not famous for anyone outside this lifestyle. It was like a bad movie. I will start cagefighting so next time I can K.O him right through the door.
oh i see. Well sorry you had to go through this; glad you're alright.
SM
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So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.
First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".
After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.
When he finally came to the conclusion that he couldīnt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.
At first we didīnt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.
My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.
Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and iīm left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.
If that wasīnt an adrenalin rush I donīt know what is.
A bit quiet at the gaming cafe today eh?
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Epic calling "Johns" Fans ::)
Jesus you wait until Squatfather reads this thread... he's going to be in hawk heaven :D
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So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.
First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".
After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.
When he finally came to the conclusion that he couldīnt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.
At first we didīnt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.
My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.
Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and iīm left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.
If that wasīnt an adrenalin rush I donīt know what is.
Where is Squadfather when you need him?
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Guessing SquatFather will start his line with "Epic". ;D
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A bit quiet at the gaming cafe today eh?
;D
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So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.
First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".
After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.
When he finally came to the conclusion that he couldīnt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.
At first we didīnt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.
My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.
Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and iīm left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.
If that wasīnt an adrenalin rush I donīt know what is.
You should always be careful dude.....youre so lucky.....terrible things would have happened. :)
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was bethany okay?
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maybe she's a celebrity
maybe Bea Aurthur. she's hot.
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Guessing SquatFather will start his line with "Epic". ;D
Im gettting sick of some of you guys predicting what Squadfather will or wont say. Can you imagine a comedian trying to do his act and people in the audience are saying, "Now hes going to say this, now he is going to say that". It would be impossible to perform, and you would ruin everyones time.
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Biggest load of shit I have ever read. nice try for a heroic story with mysterious badguys hanging outside your door trying to get your girl. sad dude
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this STORY deserves an "oh brother" ::)
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This what happens whn u try to marry a girl who has been with quite a few men, you always get stalkers.
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You should have let them rape your girlfriend then sodomize you, then called the cops. It would be a fun story to tell to your granchildren of a different mother.
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So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.
First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".
After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.
When he finally came to the conclusion that he couldīnt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.
At first we didīnt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.
My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.
Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and iīm left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.
If that wasīnt an adrenalin rush I donīt know what is.
hahahahha, where do these clowns come from?
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hahahahha, where do these clowns come from?
hahahahaha exactly! hmmmmm, what shall I do today then? shall I turn back over and have sex with my famous supermodel girlfriend, or pop downstairs and do a few quick close grips with 500 pounds, or take the ferrari round the block a few times................No i know, instead i'll join an internet BB forum and tell everyone what happened yesterday!!!!!!!
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hahahahha, where do these clowns come from?
hahahaha we were all waiting for you big dog :D :D
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hahahahaha exactly! hmmmmm, what shall I do today then? shall I turn back over and have sex with my famous supermodel girlfriend, or pop downstairs and do a few quick close grips with 500 pounds, or take the ferrari round the block a few times................No i know, instead i'll join an internet BB forum and tell everyone what happened yesterday!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA at least he made us all laugh today. ;D
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hahahahaha exactly! hmmmmm, what shall I do today then? shall I turn back over and have sex with my famous supermodel girlfriend, or pop downstairs and do a few quick close grips with 500 pounds, or take the ferrari round the block a few times................No i know, instead i'll join an internet BB forum and tell everyone what happened yesterday!!!!!!!
in between sparring with Chuck Norris.
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in between sparring with Chuck Norris.
hahahaha forgot that one ;D
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bullshit a-z
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in between sparring with Chuck Norris.
ROFLMAO, and balancing a 7 figure portofolio while CEO of a fortune 500 company.
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Why don't you just buy a gun??
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ROFLMAO, and balancing a 7 figure portofolio while CEO of a fortune 500 company.
hahaha don't forget trying out for the Yankees
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my question is what the hell was your girl doing you should have had her next to you with a fireplace poker, then BAM jointed the fuckers head.
Sucks to hear, make sure you keep on top of it.
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Why don't you just buy a gun??
That is what I was thinking. Seriously how hard is that ::)
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You did what you had to do. Typical "home invasion" is what happened.
This is why I love Florida
- concealed weapon permit, gun , lock box.
- inform cops the first day somebody is checking your residence out
- inform them you have a weapon and will use it if you have to (even if they are on the way)
- lay on the sofa and start playing duck hunt as soon as the invasion takes place
- cops will take your gun from you, take you downtown, get the story..etc you go home again.
- no time served. roaches exterminated. You made it understood.
you won't even have to use your "k-1" skills
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All this happened in your mom's basement? Wow!
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You did what you had to do. Typical "home invasion" is what happened.
This is why I love Florida
- concealed weapon permit, gun , lock box.
- inform cops the first day somebody is checking your residence out
- inform them you have a weapon and will use it if you have to (even if they are on the way)
- lay on the sofa and start playing duck hunt as soon as the invasion takes place
- cops will take your gun from you, take you downtown, get the story..etc you go home again.
- no time served. roaches exterminated. You made it understood.
you won't even have to use your "k-1" skills
hahahhaa, oh brother, another fearless internet killer.
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hahahhaa, oh brother, another fearless internet killer.
lol "I aint a killa but don't push me!" ;)
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hahahhaa, oh brother, another fearless internet killer.
So everybody on Getbig has now killed a man along with being billionaires, benching 600 etc....
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hahahhaa, oh brother, another fearless internet killer.
Hahahahaha, are you saying that the K-1 skills he is referring to include sucking a basketball through a drinks straw, SF?
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This is why I own a gun.
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Hahahahaha, are you saying that the K-1 skills he is referring to include sucking a basketball through a drinks straw, SF?
lol you are just like "Robin" to show up after the fact swinging in from your masters ballz making yourself look ever so gay. Then again if it walks like a duck..etc
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So everybody on Getbig has now killed a man along with being billionaires, benching 600 etc....
ahahahah
hahahahaha
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lol you are just like "Robin" to show up after the fact swinging in from your masters ballz making yourself look ever so gay. Then again if it walks like a duck..etc
Calm down it's only a discussion forum.
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you should start cagefighting and you could've handled the situation differently
Yes, good idea!
Because cagefighters can stop a bullet
with their fist...
You handeled it quite well, i think.
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You did what you had to do. Typical "home invasion" is what happened.
This is why I love Florida
- concealed weapon permit, gun , lock box.
- inform cops the first day somebody is checking your residence out
- inform them you have a weapon and will use it if you have to (even if they are on the way)
- lay on the sofa and start playing duck hunt as soon as the invasion takes place
- cops will take your gun from you, take you downtown, get the story..etc you go home again.
- no time served. roaches exterminated. You made it understood.
you won't even have to use your "k-1" skills
Dumber than a second coat of paint ::)
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So everybody on Getbig has now killed a man along with being billionaires, benching 600 etc....
;D
Just need to Kill Someone now... I'm sure I can accomplish this as my # of posts continue to grow. I've already reached Billion$ and currently Benching 600+ easily! Thanks GetBig!!
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Dumber than a second coat of paint ::)
More delusional than Vince Goodrum or Billy Guns. :)
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I now do own a gun :P. Illegal here though (Sweden)
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Bro, if a chick had baggager like that, I'd have run so far so fast long ago.
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was bethany okay?
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;D
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So everybody on Getbig has now killed a man along with being billionaires, benching 600 etc....
Most of us have killed hundreds.
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OlīBeth was not that OK, she is even scamming people on internet for sex after this. Posttrauma-No-Show according to her own nonbiased ciropratctic doctor diagnosis. ;)
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OlīBeth was not that OK, she is even scamming people on internet for sex after this. Posttrauma-No-Show according to her own nonbiased ciropratctic doctor diagnosis. ;)
Thanks harry.