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Getbig Alternative Boards => Y Board - The Player's Club => Topic started by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 14, 2007, 11:43:15 AM
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In honor of the Y's own pillow biter, MisterMagoo ;D
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Zach G and his muscle bear lover decide they want to have a baby. Unable to decide who the biological father will be, they decide to mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. Nine months pass and the baby is born. Zach and his lover are looking through the glass window at the hospital nursery and see 20 screaming babies and one quiet baby, trying to decide which baby is theirs. Finally they ask a nurse and she points to the quiet baby. "How wonderful!!" they reply, "ours is the only quiet baby!" The nurse say, "He's quiet now, but just wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass."
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Mangoo and his musclebear are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
Needless to say, the two gays are fascinated by this. Mangoo just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and ass rapes him for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws poor mangoo back out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and mangoo is taken away to the hospital. Next day his musclebear visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written..."
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Mangoo's doctor found out he was gay when he did a stool sample on him and one end of it came out shaped like the head of a dick.
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Mangoo's doctor found out he was gay when he did a stool sample on him and one end of it came out shaped like the head of a dick.
hahahaha wouldn't it be an inverse penis??
Mangoo has to stop changing his lipstick... antcraws dick is starting to look like a rainbow
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Mr.ManGlue sat on wall
Mr.ManGlue had a big fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
brutally gang raped his ass for 6 hours strait, and he was, like, totally grooving on that shit.
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Mr.ManGlue sat on wall
Mr.ManGlue had a big fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
brutally gang raped his ass for 6 hours strait, and he was, like, totally grooving on that shit.
hahahahahaha, classic.
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these threads actually do better if they're not pinned
unlike Mangoo, pinned against the wall, gettin butt stabbed
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Incy bottom mangoo
Walked out the house (he came out the closet first, but that's another verse)
He checked out the local cruise,
but noone was about
so he walked into the cybercafe,
(after throating some dongs for change)
and scrolled through pics on musclefurs,
to help him ease the pain
true story!
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Whats the difference between a fag and a refridgerator?
The fridge doesnt fart when you pull out the meat!!!!!
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How do you know when youre at a gay BBQ?????
The hotdogs taste like SHIT!!!!!
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You know what one big fuckin gay joke? The fuckin V, man. >:(
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You know what one big fuckin gay joke? The fuckin V, man. >:(
DavidPaul is gay
(not a joke, just a statement of fact)
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DavidPaul is gay
(not a joke, just a statement of fact)
Right, no disrespect to the gay community implied. It's just that David Paul loves the taste of cock, no lie.