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Title: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: Livewire on September 28, 2007, 10:08:05 AM
As I have stated, I'm having about ten friends over tomorrow to watch the Olympia with me on the webcast.  I have the smirnoff and the lunch meat ready.  I wanted to try to create a "bodybuilding stand up comedy act" that will put my friends in stitches before the night show.

Does anyone have any bodybuilding jokes to share?  I'm okay with some offensive language.  I want to have everyone on the floor laughing when the show starts. thanks!
Title: Re: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 28, 2007, 10:10:02 AM
Just show them pics of Vince Goodrum.

There a lot of good ones here

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=149324.0
Title: Re: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: myt1 on September 28, 2007, 10:20:18 AM
Knock, Knock


Who's there? ???


























DEA  ;D
Title: Re: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: Livewire on September 28, 2007, 10:52:38 AM
also, if anyone has any of those clips where ronnie pulls his wedge up the butt, please send!  I want to make everyone laugh by playing that clip, then imitating it!   8)
Title: Re: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on October 04, 2007, 12:38:48 PM
Quote from: Livewire on September 28, 2007, 10:52:38 AM
also, if anyone has any of those clips where ronnie pulls his wedge up the butt, please send!  I want to make everyone laugh by playing that clip, then imitating it!   8)


did the butt pirate party go well?
Title: Re: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: Stark on October 04, 2007, 12:41:20 PM
Jay Cutler winning the O was quit a joke wouldn't you say so?

(http://www.goddudes.com/1.gif)
Title: Re: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: mass 04 on October 04, 2007, 12:42:14 PM
Quote from: Stark on October 04, 2007, 12:41:20 PM
Jay Cutler winning the O was quit a joke wouldn't you say so?

(http://www.goddudes.com/1.gif)

funniest thing i've ever seen
Title: Re: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on October 04, 2007, 12:43:12 PM
How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Answer is 3

1 to screw in the bulb and 2 to tell him how huge he looks while doing it :)
Title: Re: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: mass 04 on October 04, 2007, 12:43:56 PM
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on October 04, 2007, 12:43:12 PM
How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Answer is 3

1 to screw in the bulb and 2 to tell him how huge he looks while doing it :)

 ;D
Title: Re: Know any bodybuilder jokes?
Post by: hifrommike on October 04, 2007, 01:30:52 PM
http://www.musclehedz.com/ecards/index.php

Try the Musclehedz cartoons.  A lot of the best jokes come from them.