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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: akers1021 on October 01, 2007, 05:32:11 PM
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By the 50 year old "expert" in your local gym?
Mine would have to be the 5'5" 160lb 50 year old that told me he used to be a "big" boy and tore his shoulder up going for a 2nd rep with 700 on the flat bench... Priceless. ;D
Also had a clown say he ran the 40yrd dash in 3.78 seconds in 1962 or some shit, never was a record because they did not time you back then..
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Ive heard some good ones. A guy I used to work with ran the 40 in 3.1. Best ever was a guy from college, getting ready to go to Notre Dame and work with the football team there, had a CSCS, says to me that it is absolutely pointless for a division I football player to squat anymore than 2x bodyweight.
Jason
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By the 50 year old "expert" in your local gym?
Mine would have to be the 5'5" 160lb 50 year old that told me he used to be a "big" boy and could tore his shoulder up going for a 2nd rep with 700 on the flat bench... Priceless. ;D
Also had a clown say he ran the 40yrd dash in 3.78 seconds in 1962 or some shit, never was a record because they did not time you beack then..
hahahahaha, where do these clowns come up with this shit?
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I'm in shock and awe at how many guys I meet that try to look good in front of their girls by saying stupid shit like "I used to be all big and jacked like you, but then I had a severe soccer injury and had to give up training" this coming from guys that are on average 160lbs. while I'm 250, LOL
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hahahahaha, where do these clowns come up with this shit?
They must actually believe themselves to tell people this stuff. I am a true believer of believing your own lies if you tell them enough. These guys are PRIME examples.
I heard this guy telling these 2 younger kids that there is NEVER a need to go under 15 reps per set.... ::)
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They must actually believe themselves to tell people this stuff. I am a true believer of believing your own lies if you tell them enough. These guys are PRIME examples.
I heard this guy telling these 2 younger kids that there is NEVER a need to go under 15 reps per set.... ::)
hahahaha, all the while banging quarter reps with 135lb. squats.
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Some of the people around here who've told people they don't use gear just makes me shake my head. Not that it's really THAT big of a deal, it just gives everyone who lifts regularly and passionately a bad name.
I used to have a customer at my old job who claimed to shoulder press 455 for 4 before he had a car wreck that caused brain damage. He also claimed he ran a 4.3 40 at 240 and that he could squat 800 pounds for reps...
The most irritated I've probably ever been with someone "telling lies" was this pink skinned, 160 pound soaking wet idiot at the Rush here in Knoxville who said, with his girlfriend there, "I'd look like that too if I took as many drugs as he probably does." He didn't think I could hear him because I had my headphones on. I asked him why he thought I did drugs. His response, "You can't look like that without drugs. Everyone here knows that." I told him to try working his ass off and eating right sometime.
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I'm in shock and awe at how many guys I meet that try to look good in front of their girls by saying stupid shit like "I used to be all big and jacked like you, but then I had a severe soccer injury and had to give up training" this coming from guys that are on average 160lbs. while I'm 250, LOL
AAAAAAAAHAHAH soccer injury. I got a feeling that "injury" happened when he was holding a medacine ball and jumping onto and off of a bench as if thats gonna sharpen his faggy soccer skills. And since its soccer...the injury was prolly faked, and then proceded to dramadically limp to the change room.
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.........That Jay Cutler won the 2007 Mr. Olympia.
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There was a guy at Gold's Venice, I swear to fucking god, every time I saw him he said, "Hey Tommy, I'm real close to signing that contract, to fight Tyson!" When he said it, he'd get all hardcore and angry... sort of like Tyson was ducking him.
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Some of the people around here who've told people they don't use gear just makes me shake my head. Not that it's really THAT big of a deal, it just gives everyone who lifts regularly and passionately a bad name.
I used to have a customer at my old job who claimed to shoulder press 455 for 4 before he had a car wreck that caused brain damage. He also claimed he ran a 4.3 40 at 240 and that he could squat 800 pounds for reps...
The most irritated I've probably ever been with someone "telling lies" was this pink skinned, 160 pound soaking wet idiot at the Rush here in Knoxville who said, with his girlfriend there, "I'd look like that too if I took as many drugs as he probably does." He didn't think I could hear him because I had my headphones on. I asked him why he thought I did drugs. His response, "You can't look like that without drugs. Everyone here knows that." I told him to try working his ass off and eating right sometime.
this from a guy named "all drugs" :-\
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this from a guy named "all drugs" :-\
he claimed it the name is sarcastic. whatever.
every post he leaves has something about how he doesnt use drugs.
whatever.
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I thought "all drugs" was pretty funny to read on here when someone put a picture of some amatuer (and most pros, actually). It's pretty fitting to describe many people, sadly.
Many are "all drugs"....and some have no sense of humor...
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I thought "all drugs" was pretty funny to read on here when someone put a picture of some amatuer (and most pros, actually). It's pretty fitting to describe many people, sadly.
Many are "all drugs"....and some have no sense of humor...
in this world, you name yourself "alldrugs".........well, what do you expect....
I bet you are ALLDRUGS!! ::)
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Ok guys, lets here the biggest lie you ever called bullshit on and embarrased the story teller. I know Squadfather probably has some good ones.
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Has to be that Locket guy from MD that won the jr-nationals. No drugs whatsoever, 3 meals a day. Protein intake less then the fitness competitors. He goes on and on. Anybody here know who I'm talking about. BS to the point where you want to puke
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"Black bananas are best" -- My mother
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"Black bananas are best" -- My mother
your mom wants you to bang blacks :-X :-\
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oh boy don't get me started on that...... :-\
just in my gym there is 25 mr.canadas and 10 other guys that competed against arnold ::)
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Has to be that Locket guy from MD that won the jr-nationals. No drugs whatsoever, 3 meals a day. Protein intake less then the fitness competitors. He goes on and on. Anybody here know who I'm talking about. BS to the point where you want to puke
:D this was one of my favs also.,...the biggest lie is the industry itself who markets bodies built on hormones and roids to sell supplements and cheats and lies about everything from what's inside the box, to what it does ( nothing :-\ ) to what u get from using it ( nada :-\ )
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:D this was one of my favs also.,...the biggest lie is the industry itself who markets bodies built on hormones and roids to sell supplements and cheats and lies about everything from what's inside the box, to what it does ( nothing :-\ ) to what u get from using it ( nada :-\ )
hahahaha yes, buying and eating 20 dbols a day with no results must have sucked, sevastase.
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When a pro bbdr says "I only take 2 shots of winstrol ea week"....yet they have a 265lb chiseled physique. ::) ::) ::)
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There was a guy at Gold's Venice, I swear to fucking god, every time I saw him he said, "Hey Tommy, I'm real close to signing that contract, to fight Tyson!" When he said it, he'd get all hardcore and angry... sort of like Tyson was ducking him.
;D
hahahahahahaaaa.
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Overheard at a bbq:
"My wife and I don't feel sex is very important." ::)
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There is a mod on the steroid board that tells people they are too fat to use gear but he is over 40%bf hahaahahahaahahaha where do these clowns come from.
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Gym owner who said "back in the day" he could squat 660 ass to calves and pull over 800 pounds from the floor. ::) ::)
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Any girl that says "I am not into anal" ::)
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Any girl that says "I am not into anal" ::)
That's not a lie really, it's just code for "I make a smelly mess."
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There's a juice monster in my gym.he's all upper body no legs.
He said he can't squat because he can't reach his arms behind his neck ::)
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Dorian in his Blood and guts book, saying:
beside regular food, the only thing he took
was 4 amino acid tablets /day.
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" If only Coach had put me in, we would have won State.."
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Al Bundy is everywhere!
Jason
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There is a mod on the steroid board that tells people they are too fat to use gear but he is over 40%bf hahaahahahaahahaha where do these clowns come from.
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I was once told bodybuilding is a sport
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a guy told me about 6 months ago the the "key to growth" was eating a can of green beans after a workout. he said green beans are like "steroids"
he looked like he was 6 months pregant and still had his baby teeth at 35 years old....
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mY gOD tHaT gUy iZ HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My Mom once told me that I am the strongest boy in the world!
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This is a great thread. I hear so much fucking shit everyday. I was at the gas station 2 days ago and the cashier girl asked me how much I could bench. I told her zero because I don't do bench press. Then she said that there is a guy that comes in there that benches 780. Where are all these motherfuckers at??? I never see them.
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Biggest lie ive ever been told..............
That Akers1021 was a heterosexual male.
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my girlfriend telling me I'm soo cute ::)
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There is a mod on the steroid board that tells people they are too fat to use gear but he is over 40%bf hahaahahahaahahaha where do these clowns come from.
hahahahah very true, his is one fat fuck
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cant believe people take drug advice from that Fucken Whale
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Hahaha one dork at my gym once said to me that steroids are not the same as anabolics.
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my girlfriend telling me I'm soo cute ::)
THIS is the biggest lie in this thread cause we all know you only have a boyfriend, you twink ;D
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my girlfriend telling me I'm soo cute ::)
Epic 1.99 Seashell necklace bought at a gas station ;D
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cant believe people take drug advice from that Fucken Whale
maybe he doesn't like muscle separations, quickerblade?
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Epic 1.99 Seashell necklace bought at a gas station ;D
Haha Sevastase is normally seen wearing a pearl necklace :-X
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Haha Sevastase is normally seen wearing a pearl necklace :-X
hahaha yes, sevastase is gayer than pilates
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hahaha yes, sevastase is gayer than pilates
Hahahaha Sevastase is the kind of 'guy' who invites home his new fellow co-worker, takes him upto the BBQ that hasn't been in use for years and says, "Damn thing won't fire up. Don't worry stud - I'll still give you a sausage sizzle" and drops to 'his' knees. Gayer than thanking God
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I think the moderator at the bodybuilding.com forums who looks like your average joe and is claiming record or near-record lifts (and won't post any vids or pictures) is one of the better I have seen. He doesn't have any problems finding clothes that fit.
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hahaha yes, sevastase is gayer than pilates
Hey, there's nothing wrong with pilates :(
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with pilates :(
No there's nothing wrong with doing pilates if you are a woman.
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Gayer than thanking God
LOL!!!! post of the day!!!! ;D
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No there's nothing wrong with doing pilates if you are a woman.
C'mon dude, I do them 1-2 times per week to help with my flexibility and when I have I have the energy, I'll spin 1-2 times per week. Good stuff, try it. It adds something the monotony of the same ol BS training.
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C'mon dude, I do them 1-2 times per week to help with my flexibility and when I have I have the energy, I'll spin 1-2 times per week. Good stuff, try it. It adds something the monotony of the same ol BS training.
hahahaha, oh brother ;D
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"wickedtruth" from the training board has the biggest whoppers i've ever heard, he squatted 315 the first time he ever did the exercise, his squat went from 315 for 1 to 585 for 2 in 6 months, he does 405 pound close grip benches, 405 for 10 barbell rows, 405 for 9 good mornings, one arm preacher curls a 90 pound db for reps, hahahahahahaaaaa. ::)
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99% of the pros who claim to be natural.... I only take my blablabla products and train 2 times a day and have never taken a steroid in my life... by the way what is a steroid? is that a type of fish?
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Melvin Goodrum lifts weights....
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99% of the pros who claim to be natural.... I only take my blablabla products and train 2 times a day and have never taken a steroid in my life... by the way what is a steroid? is that a type of fish?
Translation:
Lee only used 200mg of Deca a week for his first Pro Win ::)
I love these Micheal Lockett bandwagon guys at the Gym, some clown told me he had emailed lockett about what Supplements he buys at the Health Food store....I told this dude that If he think Micheal Lockett is Natural he needs to set up some appts. with the local shrink and get examined. Whats wrong with these kids?
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"wickedtruth" from the training board has the biggest whoppers i've ever heard, he squatted 315 the first time he ever did the exercise, his squat went from 315 for 1 to 585 for 2 in 6 months, he does 405 pound close grip benches, 405 for 10 barbell rows, 405 for 9 good mornings, one arm preacher curls a 90 pound db for reps, hahahahahahaaaaa. ::)
lol. Ya know, I gotta admit that under my previous account I tried my best to like him, and I even PMed him several times with lifting advice. But the other day I actually read some of his training log and I think he's about as full of shit as they come. The squat claims are just plain stupid. He claims to be on minimal juice and doesn't even use a squat suit YET he can squat over 600 for a 1RM ::)
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Any girl that says "I am not into anal" ::)
Or an girl that says "Ive never let anyone else cum in my mouth".
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Or an girl that says "Ive never let anyone else cum in my mouth".
AMEN
I was waiting form that, so true, Every girl swallows
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oh brother, I went to my old high school's football game Friday, and overheard a parent in the stands claiming that his 160lb kicker son could bench "around 495" if he really wanted to, but didn't think it would be good because it would "affect his speed' ::)
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oh brother, I went to my old high school's football game Friday, and overheard a parent in the stands claiming that his 160lb kicker son could bench "around 495" if he really wanted to, but didn't think it would be good because it would "affect his speed' ::)
hahahahahahaha, yeah he is a kicker and probably doesn't want to get "too big". ;D
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hahahahahahaha, yeah he is a kicker and probably doesn't want to get "too big". ;D
I almost spit out my chicken and steamed broccoli, but i didn't want to lose nutrients and throw off my nitrogen balance.
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oh boy don't get me started on that...... :-\
just in my gym there is 25 mr.canadas and 10 other guys that competed against arnold ::)
Vince Basile works out at your gym?
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"wickedtruth" from the training board has the biggest whoppers i've ever heard, he squatted 315 the first time he ever did the exercise, his squat went from 315 for 1 to 585 for 2 in 6 months, he does 405 pound close grip benches, 405 for 10 barbell rows, 405 for 9 good mornings, one arm preacher curls a 90 pound db for reps, hahahahahahaaaaa. ::)
Do we have any pics of this ungodly beast?!!
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Do we have any pics of this ungodly beast?!!
he had some up where he looked like a farmers tanned typical 6'0" 210 pound construction worker with 15 inch arms but he took 'em down.
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Do we have any pics of this ungodly beast?!!
hahaha, no he is like a god you can't see him but his power is limitless!!!!!!!!!!
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Or an girl that says "Ive never let anyone else cum in my mouth".
you sound skeptical
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max rep takes it in the mouth.
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hahaha, no he is like a god you can't see him but his power is limitless!!!!!!!!!!
AHHAAHAHAH!!! BC, are you suggestin that "wickedtruth" is more full of shit than a construction site "Port 'O Potty"?
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AHHAAHAHAH!!! BC, are you suggestin that "wickedtruth" is more full of shit than a construction site "Port 'O Potty"?
theres a port -o -potty company in boston called Blow Brothers. They put the sign on everyone... its hysterical.