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Title: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on October 03, 2007, 04:40:09 PM
Discuss.


For me, it's the weekly enema.  Much easier to do that mess in someone else's spot.
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Ozzy on October 03, 2007, 04:41:19 PM
Discuss.


For me, it's the weekly enema.  Much easier to do that mess in someone else's spot.


WTF???
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: nuyork143 on October 03, 2007, 04:42:44 PM

WTF???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: tommywishbone on October 03, 2007, 04:45:14 PM
Look at strippers tits, while their running on the treadmill.
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: danielson on October 03, 2007, 04:45:41 PM
Look at strippers tits, while their running on the treadmill.

You never do that at home?
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: tommywishbone on October 03, 2007, 04:54:59 PM
You never do that at home?

Sadly, there's a severe shortage of strippers on threadmills, in my house. I'm am very sad about this.  :(
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: danielson on October 03, 2007, 04:56:16 PM
Sadly, there's a severe shortage of strippers on threadmills, in my house. I'm am very sad about this.  :(

You can't just let them sit around and do all your coke. They gotta stay heart healthy too!
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: tommywishbone on October 03, 2007, 04:57:57 PM
"Sit around?"  Hell, they don't even show up at all! >:(


 :D
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: abc123 on October 03, 2007, 05:01:00 PM
"Sit around?"  Hell, they don't even show up at all! >:(


 :D

whores!
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Bluto on October 03, 2007, 05:02:08 PM
lift weights
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Ozzy on October 03, 2007, 05:02:40 PM
lift weights

Exactly what I was gonna say :)
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 03, 2007, 05:04:04 PM
You can't just let them sit around and do all your coke. They gotta stay heart healthy too!


You are very wise Danny.

Stripper with bad heart+ Pile of Coke= Dead Stripper on your couch= Po-lice in your house asking a lot of questions
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on October 03, 2007, 05:08:26 PM
Stripper with bad heart+ Pile of Coke= Dead Stripper on your couch= Po-lice in your house asking a lot of questions

I met a stripper last month with a heart of gold.  She was dancing to get herself thru college.  She was going to be a teacher.  She brought a tear to my eye.  I paid her double.  She wants to leave the life, but just can't get ahead.  She's been taking care of her sick grandmother. 
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Bluto on October 03, 2007, 05:09:14 PM
I met a stripper last month with a heart of gold.  She was dancing to get herself thru college.  She was going to be a teacher.  She brought a tear to my eye.  I paid her double.  She wants to leave the life, but just can't get ahead.  She's been taking care of her sick grandmother. 

be a teacher? what a waste.

the world got enough teachers. we need more strippers.
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 03, 2007, 05:19:43 PM
I met a stripper last month with a heart of gold.  She was dancing to get herself thru college.  She was going to be a teacher.  She brought a tear to my eye.  I paid her double.  She wants to leave the life, but just can't get ahead.  She's been taking care of her sick grandmother. 

You was probably a Greenpeace member as well, bless her heart
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on October 03, 2007, 05:23:30 PM
You was probably a Greenpeace member as well, bless her heart

She sat and talked to me for about 30 minutes.  She's made a lot of mistakes in her life.  Cocaine, lesbian encounters, and often caring too much about those around her, to the point they take advantage of her.  Plus her last boyfriend was abusive.  I can't stand guys like that.  She's an angel.  That's what her name was.  Angel.  Cool, huh?
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: columbusdude82 on October 03, 2007, 05:26:07 PM
I fucked this stripper once... her name was candy... or sandy... or mandy... or brandy.. or some other stripper name... i felt dirty afterwards...
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: boonstack on October 03, 2007, 05:26:18 PM
too bad she thinks your a piece of shit and talks about u behind ur back


hope this helps
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 03, 2007, 05:29:04 PM
She sat and talked to me for about 30 minutes.  She's made a lot of mistakes in her life.  Cocaine, lesbian encounters, and often caring too much about those around her, to the point they take advantage of her.  Plus her last boyfriend was abusive.  I can't stand guys like that.  She's an angel.  That's what her name was.  Angel.  Cool, huh?

I'm getting all choked up.

The plight of the American stripper has been overlooked for too long
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: HowieW on October 03, 2007, 05:30:22 PM
be a teacher? what a waste.

the world got enough teachers. we need more strippers.

Teacher? why? what a waste of life :o
Next she will say something about how she wants to waste her life teaching something like physics????
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on October 03, 2007, 05:38:50 PM
I'm getting all choked up.

The plight of the American stripper has been overlooked for too long

your sarcasm is detected.  Which it why you'll never attain a girl of her caliber.

Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Tre on October 03, 2007, 05:39:03 PM
Discuss.

I get laid.

Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 03, 2007, 05:43:23 PM
your sarcasm is detected.  Which it why you'll never attain a girl of her caliber.



Trust me MC....Iv'e  "attained"  girls of that caliber plenty ;D

It's amazing what a bag of coke and not being ugly will do for you at 2:00 am in a strip joint ;D
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: nuyork143 on October 03, 2007, 05:47:50 PM
Trust me MC....Iv'e  "paid for"  girls of that caliber plenty ;D

It's amazing what a bag of coke and a tiny dick will do for you at 2:00 am in a strip joint ;D
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on October 03, 2007, 05:51:01 PM
Trust me MC....Iv'e  "attained"  girls of that caliber plenty ;D

It's amazing what a bag of coke and not being ugly will do for you at 2:00 am in a strip joint ;D


Groink,














A question for you...









Dude...








Do genital warts burn?
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 03, 2007, 05:54:04 PM

Groink,














A question for you...









Dude...








Do genital warts burn?


Not at all dude....you just chop 'em off with some nail clippers and your good to go ;D
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on October 03, 2007, 05:56:19 PM
Usually at home I'll drop into a horse stance and perform a succession of punches, followed by a loud Ki-eye.
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: nuyork143 on October 03, 2007, 07:32:33 PM
Usually at home I'll drop into a horse stance and perform a succession of punches, followed by a loud Ki-eye.

Ki-eye....HAHAHAHAHAHAHa    WTF is that dumb shit.
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Kwon on October 03, 2007, 08:28:25 PM
Kiai
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: D.L. 5 on October 03, 2007, 10:18:36 PM
She sat and talked to me for about 30 minutes.  She's made a lot of mistakes in her life.  Cocaine, lesbian encounters, and often caring too much about those around her, to the point they take advantage of her.  Plus her last boyfriend was abusive.  I can't stand guys like that.  She's an angel.  That's what her name was.  Angel.  Cool, huh?

she is a user that is why she is a stripper.

I have known a couple personally, in the end they ALL have no morals and are repulsive....but they make ur pee pee convulse
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: CalvinH on October 04, 2007, 07:35:03 AM
I fucked this stripper once... her name was candy... or sandy... or mandy... or brandy.. or some other stripper name... i felt dirty afterwards...



Why would you feel dirty?
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on October 04, 2007, 07:48:26 AM
she is a user that is why she is a stripper.

I have known a couple personally, in the end they ALL have no morals and are repulsive....but they make ur pee pee convulse

You've obviously never met Angel.  I texted her today.  Waiting to hear back.
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Ursus on October 04, 2007, 02:03:19 PM
She sat and talked to me for about 30 minutes.  She's made a lot of mistakes in her life.  Cocaine, lesbian encounters, and often caring too much about those around her, to the point they take advantage of her.  Plus her last boyfriend was abusive.  I can't stand guys like that.  She's an angel.  That's what her name was.  Angel.  Cool, huh?

she played sympathy card to con u out of money i think.

plus who talkes to a stripper
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Monster81 on October 04, 2007, 03:00:41 PM
You've obviously never met Angel.  I texted her today.  Waiting to hear back.
hahahahaahhaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaa, ur in lov with a stripper
Title: Re: Things you do at the gym but not at home
Post by: Montague on October 04, 2007, 03:25:42 PM
I fucked this stripper once... her name was candy... or sandy... or mandy... or brandy.. or some other stripper name... i felt dirty afterwards...

That's better than feeling itchy and burny.