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Title: Hey Santa ...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 15, 2007, 09:14:48 AM
I was wondering, this Christmas, if you could give me what these guys got !!!  :D
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: 240 is Back on October 15, 2007, 09:15:53 AM
myostatin beasts have a wealth of problems as well.  Their skull bones grow funny.  They also eat licorice all day long and have one leg bigger than the other.
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: Stu on October 15, 2007, 09:16:24 AM
he wont be winning any shows with those calves
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 15, 2007, 09:16:48 AM
And/Or this guy, too ? How about it, Santa ?  :'(
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 15, 2007, 09:17:30 AM
myostatin beasts have a wealth of problems as well.  Their skull bones grow funny.  They also eat licorice all day long and have one leg bigger than the other.

 ;)
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: triple_pickle on October 15, 2007, 09:19:49 AM
I was wondering, this Christmas, if you could give me what these guys got !!!  :D

a face more handsome than yours?  ???
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: Stu on October 15, 2007, 09:23:42 AM
who's the spade?
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: The Squadfather on October 15, 2007, 09:23:46 AM
what on earth is he doing in that second picture? :-X
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 15, 2007, 09:25:12 AM
a face more handsome than yours?  ???

 ::)
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: ironneck on October 15, 2007, 09:26:14 AM
locket looks softer than cotton in that pic
his legs are ugly
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: Rearden Metal on October 15, 2007, 09:27:17 AM
I really think Lockett might actually be a myostatin mutant. I hope he really is natural, and decides to juice as a pro. I want to see a complete carnival freakshow.
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: 240 is Back on October 15, 2007, 09:30:46 AM
I really think Lockett might actually be a myostatin mutant. I hope he really is natural, and decides to juice as a pro. I want to see a complete carnival freakshow.

lockett was tested - he came back negative.  it's long been rumored that he uses insulin, as he is a diabetic.  He does eat a great deal of candy/licorice from reports.  Many do consider insulin 'natural'.

personally, i think he's just a thick dude who caught the A-train when it came to muscle bellies and thickness, who may/may not be diabetic.  His proportions are not great, and he seems to have nerve damage in that leg.  He might win a pro card - might.  But he can't be a top pro with that kind of leg imbalance.  They don't just give Sandows to guys with one leg much bigger than the other.
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 15, 2007, 09:32:42 AM

  They don't just give Sandows to guys with one leg much bigger than the other.


How about Jay Cutler ?  ;)
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: Stu on October 15, 2007, 09:33:42 AM
They don't just give Sandows to guys with one leg much bigger than the other.

not heard of jay cutler then, no?
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: The Squadfather on October 15, 2007, 09:34:28 AM
it always makes me laugh when people bring up this "myostatin deficient" nonsense to desribe an average to below average height, normal bone structured guy, gimme a break, Lockett is 5'8" and 230 pounds in good shape and lean that's it, i could understand if a guy was 7'5" and 550 pounds at 3 percent bodyfat.
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: Stu on October 15, 2007, 09:34:34 AM
How about Jay Cutler ?  ;)


damn, the only funny thing i have ever posted and someone beats me to it
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: Santa Claus on October 15, 2007, 09:39:55 AM
I'll see what I can do. No promises.
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: 240 is Back on October 15, 2007, 09:40:31 AM
How about Jay Cutler ?  ;)

not heard of jay cutler then, no?

I left that softball sitting on the tee.

2:45... good response time.
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: corinth on October 15, 2007, 09:41:07 AM
I'll see what I can do. No promises.


;D
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: 240 is Back on October 15, 2007, 09:41:16 AM
i could understand if a guy was 7'5" and 550 pounds at 3 percent bodyfat.

Guys like that only post on bodybuilding.com and never can locate a working camera.
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 15, 2007, 09:41:30 AM
I'll see what I can do. No promises.

Damn ... what are the chances that Santa Claus Posts on GetBig ? BADASS ! Hey, I appreciate it, Santa !
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: Stu on October 15, 2007, 09:41:33 AM
I'll see what I can do. No promises.

monster logging out of usual account/logging into santa claus gimmick account to make one post
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: Santa Claus on October 15, 2007, 01:00:04 PM
No gimmick. This is the real deal.
Title: Re: Hey Santa ...
Post by: sgt. d on October 15, 2007, 01:09:26 PM
what on earth is he doing in that second picture? :-X

side chest, side tricep

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