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Title: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: Grundle on November 17, 2007, 05:34:30 PM
What is the moral of the story here folks?  Is mysogyny really the fastest way to a blowjob  :-\
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: SS on November 17, 2007, 05:36:15 PM
degrading girls is key to getting laid.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: Grundle on November 17, 2007, 05:38:35 PM
degrading girls is key to getting laid.


I have heard, but not yet tried, that mild, non-permanent physical abuse is also highly effective.  Any word on this? ???
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: SS on November 17, 2007, 05:42:18 PM

I have heard, but not yet tried, that mild, non-permanent physical abuse is also highly effective.  Any word on this? ???
I usually start off with some verbal abuse then smack them around with my cock.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: Grundle on November 17, 2007, 05:44:17 PM
I usually start off with some verbal abuse then smack them around with my cock.


So you don't ever use your hands to inflict minor bruising ???
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 17, 2007, 05:44:40 PM

I have heard, but not yet tried, that mild, non-permanent physical abuse is also highly effective. 

If that's the case, wouldn't severe, permanent physical abuse be even more effective?
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: Bluto on November 17, 2007, 05:49:11 PM
What is the moral of the story here folks?  Is mysogyny really the fastest way to a blowjob  :-\

so you banged medford?
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
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Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
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Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 17, 2007, 07:02:10 PM
Pretty chicks usually feel worthless inside.
If you tell them the they're worthless, they'll do whatever they can to try to prove you wrong.

It's the greatest strategy a man can use.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: Special Ed on November 17, 2007, 07:02:27 PM
Those weren't "highly offensive comments". They were 'NEGS'. Subtle difference J-Dogg!
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: 240 is Back on November 17, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
yes, it's true.  Many girls with low self esteem find a dick to be safe, attractive.  It works.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 17, 2007, 07:12:08 PM
yes, it's true.  Many girls with low self esteem find a dick to be safe, attractive.  It works.

Aren't you married?
for a man who's probably cried in his wife's arms in the past 6 months, those are strong words. 

Just be happy she begrudgedly lets you "put it to her" as often as she does.
You'll continue to force what you know of her pre-marital sexual history to the back of your mind, and convince yourself that your $300 web page service is providing your family with all they need to excel in society.  None of us are fooled.

Seriously though.  I do like your posts on the political board. 
And I do think you're tough because you carry a gun around.  I'm sure you'd use it on me if I ever confronted you.  I know its not a 'front' for your insecurities. 

Anyway....we both fail on our diet and training because we're busy, right?  Not because we have no willpower. 
Have a good night.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: The Squadfather on November 17, 2007, 07:20:18 PM
degrading girls is key to getting laid.
exactly, and only a pusssy ass bitch would disagree.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 17, 2007, 07:23:46 PM
exactly, and only a pusssy ass bitch would disagree.

I bet you're going to pounce on a fine ass ho, right?
You're just making here clean her ass while you post on this board.  Make sure she douches good! 

Don't start thinking about what is happening, you might lose your erection.  And, make sure you tell us all how great you were too!

Bitches ain't shit but hoe's and tricks!
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: The Squadfather on November 17, 2007, 07:25:43 PM
I bet you're going to pounce on a fine ass ho, right?
You're just making here clean her ass while you post on this board.  Make sure she douches good! 

Don't start thinking about what is happening, you might lose your erection.  And, make sure you tell us all how great you were too!

Bitches ain't shit but hoe's and tricks!
actually it would be a lot easier for you to tell her to clean her ass because it's your sister i'm fuccking and she's still at home, tell her not to forget my money either or i'm gonna bitch slap her till she pisses her pants.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 17, 2007, 07:33:43 PM
actually it would be a lot easier for you to tell her to clean her ass because it's your sister i'm fuccking and she's still at home, tell her not to forget my money either or i'm gonna bitch slap her till she pisses her pants.

That's wonderful. 

Are you expecting me to play the "my sister died" card in the hopes that you'll be saddened by your post? 
Of course, you'll know I'm kidding, so it won't matter. 

Of course, we both know you're not fucking my sister. 
I think we both know it is saturday night, and you're not fucking anyone.  I do like your posts though. 
Youporn has some good clips though.  Are you into anal sex?  I think there is plenty of clips on that site.  Just search for "highest rated."  I'm sure you'll trust everyone else's opinion as to what is viewable.

Hey, remember when you had the name Sarcasm?  That was a good name.


Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: The Squadfather on November 17, 2007, 07:36:39 PM
That's wonderful. 

Are you expecting me to play the "my sister died" card in the hopes that you'll be saddened by your post? 
Of course, you'll know I'm kidding, so it won't matter. 

Of course, we both know you're not fucking my sister. 
I think we both know it is saturday night, and you're not fucking anyone.  I do like your posts though. 
Youporn has some good clips though.  Are you into anal sex?  I think there is plenty of clips on that site.  Just search for "highest rated."  I'm sure you'll trust everyone else's opinion as to what is viewable.

Hey, remember when you had the name Sarcasm?  That was a good name.



:D
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 17, 2007, 08:08:34 PM
:D

Touche! 
The trump card hath been laid. 

Good play Dave. 

Do you like to watch SNL?
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: haider on November 17, 2007, 08:12:29 PM

Brilliant, LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: Voice of Doom on November 17, 2007, 08:39:28 PM
That's wonderful. 

Are you expecting me to play the "my sister died" card in the hopes that you'll be saddened by your post? 
Of course, you'll know I'm kidding, so it won't matter. 

Of course, we both know you're not fucking my sister. 
I think we both know it is saturday night, and you're not fucking anyone.  I do like your posts though. 
Youporn has some good clips though.  Are you into anal sex?  I think there is plenty of clips on that site.  Just search for "highest rated."  I'm sure you'll trust everyone else's opinion as to what is viewable.

Hey, remember when you had the name Sarcasm?  That was a good name.




Owned!



Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: The Squadfather on November 17, 2007, 08:40:26 PM

hahahahhaa, as opposed to him or you who are ON LINE AS WELL. :D
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: Matt C on November 17, 2007, 08:48:40 PM
I've always found being nice and polite to girls seems to work.  Am I the only one who feels this way?  ???
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: chaos on November 17, 2007, 08:52:23 PM
I've always found being nice and polite to girls seems to work.  Am I the only one who feels this way?  ???
Sure, if you're looking to make "friends". ::)
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: mass 04 on November 17, 2007, 08:55:26 PM
Sure, if you're looking to make "friends". ::)

exactly, women only respond to insults
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: oppositeofthin on November 17, 2007, 09:07:13 PM
What is the moral of the story here folks?  Is mysogyny really the fastest way to a blowjob  :-\

Irony:  A bunch of guys on a Saturday night talking about how to pick up chicks on an internet message board. 


Awesome.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: Matt C on November 17, 2007, 09:13:51 PM
Sure, if you're looking to make "friends". ::)

I don't know...I actually don't think so.

Just to clarify, I don't have a lot of sex, but that's just because I happen to prefer to be dating a girl I am having sex with and I always regret just sleeping with a girl outside of that type of situation, but I still think being nice and respectful to them is the best way to get them to like you.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: Meso_z on November 18, 2007, 03:01:20 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These Kamali gifs are priceless!!!! What a clown.......
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: Rami on November 18, 2007, 03:30:53 AM
Kind of like this? http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/051007_curfew_arrest.htm
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: BEAST 8692 on November 18, 2007, 04:21:16 AM
I don't know...I actually don't think so.

Just to clarify, I don't have a lot of sex, but that's just because I happen to prefer to be dating a girl I am having sex with and I always regret just sleeping with a girl outside of that type of situation, but I still think being nice and respectful to them is the best way to get them to like you.

no offence matt, but you've just proved him right.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: BEAST 8692 on November 18, 2007, 04:22:03 AM
oh, and btw, it's sunday night where i am. >:(
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: 24KT on November 18, 2007, 05:31:17 AM
What is the moral of the story here folks?  Is mysogyny really the fastest way to a blowjob  :-\

When dealing with a low to no self-esteem skank, anything might work, ...including hello  :-\
but you won't get much mileage from a woman with healthy self-esteem who has her shit together
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: BEAST 8692 on November 18, 2007, 05:40:08 AM
When dealing with a low to no self-esteem skank, anything might work, ...including hello  :-\
but you won't get much mileage from a woman with healthy self-esteem who has her shit together

perhaps, but the guy was just looking for the fastest way to a blowjob. :-\
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: 24KT on November 18, 2007, 05:44:55 AM
perhaps, but the guy was just looking for the fastest way to a blowjob. :-\

I take it there were no Republican congressmen around ???
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: BEAST 8692 on November 18, 2007, 06:21:03 AM
I take it there were no Republican congressmen around ???

is there something political jaguar?
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: tleilaxutank on November 18, 2007, 07:30:34 AM
Excellent posts, gents...your saturday night misery is making my sunday morning enjoyable!!
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: Darth Muscle on November 18, 2007, 08:02:26 AM
Good Sunday morning reading. ;D  Bunch of clowns in their mom's basements discussing how to pick up chicks.  And who said Beavis and Butthead doesn't have new episodes.
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: Earl1972 on November 18, 2007, 08:42:47 AM
What is the moral of the story here folks?  Is mysogyny really the fastest way to a blowjob  :-\

it was a girl at a bar

nuff said

E
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging Her
Post by: Grundle on November 18, 2007, 01:58:31 PM
Good Sunday morning reading. ;D  Bunch of clowns in their mom's basements discussing how to pick up chicks.  And who said Beavis and Butthead doesn't have new episodes.


Pretty ironic coming from the fairy that got punked by True Adonis. You sad little pussy. :'(
Title: Re: Made Highly Offensive Comments To Girl At A Bar Last Night, Ended Up Banging
Post by: chaos on November 18, 2007, 04:55:28 PM
Kind of like this? http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/051007_curfew_arrest.htm
HHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA Oh Shit!!!! I fell out of my chair LMFAO at this!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D



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