"Matt Canning--fitness model"Are you saying Matt's T-cell count is smaller than Jessica Simpson's IQ?
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Are you saying Matt's T-cell count is smaller than Jessica Simpson's IQ?
Uh oh...
10 page thread (+/- 2).
;D :-X
JWB, King asked that I pass this message on to you:
"Out of all these kids - all these little morons - there's been one of them who has been particularly rude, malicious and slanderous. And after a year and a half hiatus from the message boards, last week I went on there to see what was going on and I started to read what this kid had to say. And enough is enough is what it came down to. Now I've been tracking this guy for a few months and there's going to be a little surprise for him and a little surprise for the general haters out there. Now I'm not going to say who he is or anything like that, but I'm going to say his name is JWB and he knows exactly who he is. Now about six months ago I hired someone to go on the internet and accumulate everything this kid has been saying and doing. Now mind you he's been putting out disgusting, racist video clips, constantly making things up on the internet, spreading rumours, calling people names, saying disgusting rude things about my family - you name it, he did it. The whole spectrum of the hater, he was there. So what we did is we compiled this and last week he sent it to me and I went to see a lawyer and I showed all this evidence to the lawyer and I said "do a favour for me - I'm a little busy right now with my sister's wedding, look this over for me and see if there is a case here". Now low and behold, what do you know - I get a phone call today and not only is there a case here, but this guy could serve jail time because there is a definite 100% defamation of character and slander lawsuit there. Isn't that interesting? So don't be surprised if this kid receives a knock on the door by the local Sheriff next week with a summons."
- King Kamali
Notice how I referred to him as 240 orEpic distraction attempt.BustBurst? ;D
Sorry 240, I just...just had to. ;D
By the way, how is King's lawsuit against 240 going? ???
Epic distraction attempt.
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vZ5x7bX4RNU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=vZ5x7bX4RNU)
judging from that video Special Ed must be 5'11" and 3/8th's.
I don't know, he looked about 5'11" and a quarter to me. That could be because Matt is 5'9" and 1/4th at that time of day but shrinks a third of an inch throughout the afternoon and is 5'9" even at night.
Just to clarify, that video was shot at approximately 3:20 pm, so assuming a gravitational spinal compression ratio of 4:3 and a Saturday wake-up time of 9:30am CST, Matt's height should have decreased by no more than 1/16 of an inch by that time.
As for myself, Squadfather with great precision accurately gauged that my waking height of 5'11 and 5/8 had, in fact, slipped to 5'11 and 3/8 by that hour, thereby clearly demonstrating that under no circumstances can MattC's height possibly exceed 5'8 and 1/2".
He comes across as too nice.
As for myself, Squadfather with great precision accurately gauged that my waking height of 5'11 and 5/8 had, in fact, slipped to 5'11 and 3/8 by that hour, thereby clearly demonstrating that under no circumstances can MattC's height possibly exceed 5'8 and 1/2".
It does! But just barely. ;D
I had walked around so much the day before that even after sleeping my hips were so sore that day I couldn't believe it (this is what some old people must experience daily)...walking for hours and hours and hours on end is not something I'm used to. :)
Is it fair to say that for bodybuilders, 5'10 would actually be considered tall?
It does! But just barely. ;D
I had walked around so much the day before that even after sleeping my hips were so sore that day I couldn't believe it (this is what some old people must experience daily)...walking for hours and hours and hours on end is not something I'm used to. :)
Is it fair to say that for bodybuilders, 5'10 would actually be considered tall?
Yes and 6'1" I would say is the ideal height. Although Gary Strydom is the only legitimate 6'2" person I've ever met. It seems like most people are either 6'1" or 6'3-5", with very few exceptions. Not sure if we've discussed this before Matt but just wanted to put it out there. Also, Quincy Taylor is like 6'5" and widely considered the biggest muscular human on earth right now.
I think 5 ft10" is more the "ideal" height for bodybuilding............ ....
as a tall guy (6 ft 1 1/2" to 6 ft 2" ) i find it takes many more years to "fill out my frame" than my shorter peers
legs esp are hard to fill out (i have long limbs arms and legs),shorter stocker guys have an easier time
I didn't mean "in bodybuilding," Mike. I meant in life. :)
Note the fact that I still make the distinction. Hmmm.
lol!..................(sarcasm duly noted!)
in "life outside of bodybuilding" ..............6 ft1" is ideal i agree
ok back to Matt C....................... ......
5'10" is never tall, not even in bber land. maybe in jockey land, but that's another forum.
face it matt, you're a short arse. move on
biggest male names in holywood are 5'7-5'10
what if you're 4'11" but have a 10 inch dick and have millions in the bankerooni?
epic beak on that canuck
Don't listen to the haters MattC - I showed the youtube-clip to my underage teen-sister and she think's you're cute!
She has poor taste. She said I was "incredible" when in reality we all know my performance was lackluster.
Is that among the ones you have dated?
The pneumonia excuse...classic!
MATT C thrives on the hate!..................(here he is "pwning" all the haters)
McFarland is gayer than Internet Explorer.
Is BIG NATION broadcasting from the Arnold Classic?that would be epic, i might make the 6 hour drive to Columbus just to see that. :D
It's true; I don't have anything to do with Firefox, if that's what you're suggesting.
epic beak on that canuck
Yes...it's the only thing I might eventually have surgically altered. I like having a big nose actually, I just don't like the whole Italian curvature thing. My uncle (who has the same nose, only worse) says it "adds character" and I reply by stating that gray hair and wrinkles add character too. I just try to never take pictures from side angles.you ain't the only one dude, i've been doing the whole avoiding people from the side thing my whole life, epic ski slope nose. :D
you ain't the only one dude, i've been doing the whole avoiding people from the side thing my whole life, epic ski slope nose. :D
Since I never see my own nose from the side really, I forgot how bad it was. When I'm laughing hard it's the worst. I would get surgery if I was confident it would improve it - some people do go through rhinoplasty and come out worse off.
Matt don't get a fucking nose job! (your not a chick for christs sake)
just man the fuck up and get huge!
epic beak on that canuckFor a second there i was confused who was the jew of the two.
McFarland is gayer than Internet Explorer.
Matt C appears as though he could smoke a cigarrette in the rain; discuss.
Is BIG NATION broadcasting from the Arnold Classic?
Didn't someone (240 or Bust) promise to make the 2007 Arnold Classic and end up not going? ::)
*sued*
I will be getting a federal summons delivered to 240 or Bust VERY soon...but first I need to deal with my sister's wedding.When i was in napoli they were selling your mask all over the place.
Anyway, this picture is BEGGING for a beak photoshop:
Yes...it's the only thing I might eventually have surgically altered.
don't be a girl matt >:(
ALL CHICKS love the italian look 8)
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True...except for the nose part of it.
PS - between Ed and I, which one (judging by nose) is the Jew of the two? ;D Discuss.
the nose comes with the italian look
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Epic frail 105 lb bottom boy, pillow fighter physique
He looks more like a hook-nosed jew than an italian...
Here is a better picture. I try to never get caught in a side angle for the camera.
PS - Italians also have hooked noses. It just goes with the bloodline and something that I am not a fan of.
I don't know...I prefer SquatAss's after picture and I think most women would tend to agree.Matt, there was never any dispute over my payment for the Arnold. As previously detailed, MD paid $2000 for the services of Special Ed. I'm expecting the 1099 any day now. :(
I am a big fan of Ed and his countless contributions to the board.
PS - did MD even pay Ed the money they promised him for his work at the 2007 ASC? ???
Your still a creampie slurping schmoe for even considering a nose job...
as big as my nose is i would never consider a nose job.
It's not the size of my nose that bothers me. For instance Tom Cruise's nose is quite large. I just don't like how my nose is curved. I would rather have a big straight nose. I do like having a big nose actually, but would much prefer it to be straight. And once again, I am a great psychological candidate for surgery. I got LASIK because I hated wearing glasses and I have no regrets.
we're what we like to call "100% usda prime homo" Matt.
You worry about your height, you obsess over it; you even measure your height at different times of day. Lasik i'll buy, it's got a practical purpose. But now you're talking about a nosejob?
Well, while i'm at it, let me see pictures of your penis.
:P
Love ya,
Leslie
Spread Eagle II = Leslie = a woman? ???
You don't sound like one, but are you saying you spread yours? ;D
The height thing is just a joke actually. LASIK was ultimately for aesthetic reasons as well as practical ones because I didn't like wearing glasses. Why is it so homosexual to be in favour of minor plastic surgeries?
nothing, if you're a vain woman.
be a man, work with what you've got. i assume you also pluck your eyebrows and shave your chest?
I don't pluck them, I shave the unibrow portion. ;D Yes, I shave my chest and all my body hair.
"But it's natural for men to have leg hair."
Uh yeah, women too.
I have hair where it counts the most - on my head. Work with what I got? Sure. I'm just saying I would objectively look better with a straighter nose.
you don't look better, you look like a woman.
i'm not sure about the other gay guys here, but i like my men natural. sure, trim your stuff, but don't shave your chest. why do you shave your chest? to bring out your "muscularity"? well, you have none.
do you also shave your forearms?
i only shave my scrotum region, because i don't want the guys to choke on pubes.
If you knew so much about gaining muscle, you wouldn't be a 190 lb weakling.
Are you saying this is a picture of Matt C getting tazed with 20,000 volts in his gym locker room? Discuss.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. ;D
3rd pic down looks like you have a stick up your ass.
I don't pluck them, I shave the unibrow portion. ;D Yes, I shave my chest and all my body hair.
"But it's natural for men to have leg hair."
Uh yeah, women too.
I have hair where it counts the most - on my head. Work with what I got? Sure. I'm just saying I would objectively look better with a straighter nose.
Perhaps you should review the clip that Ed originally posted. Even *I* am questioning which one is the Jew.What was up with all the hugging and fondling in the video? Did you check your wallet afterwards? You know how they are...
"some people call it pneumonia, some call it the hiv"
What was up with all the hugging and fondling in the video? Did you check your wallet afterwards? You know how they are...
ps: Matt, do you get strange looks while doing a workout like this or this is not frowned upon in canadian gay gyms?
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Matt................your no "looker"by any stretch of the imagination,so "can" the Sally surgery shit and work on packing on some beef to that "frail" physique of yours!
(Americas next top model ain't calling hoss!)
LOL!!!!
PS - no, I did not go to the Arnold claiming to be a fitness model. Sheesh. That was a joke by Special Ed, obviously. Special Ed also interviewed Mike Tyson:
I'm curious if he paid Mike for that interview. I was at that expo with Special Ed, and went to Mike Tyson's booth. He wasn't there at the time, but I noticed he was selling autographed 8.5 x 11 glossy pictures for $129.99!!
So I can't see Mike doing that interview for free.
Matt looks great here Mike!
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I wrote that 18 years ago ago ………….Wow