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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: bb.comscribe on April 13, 2008, 01:11:29 PM
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This just in. Ex-bodybuilding champion and self-professed uncrowned Mr. Olympia, Nasser El Sonbaty, was just today spotted at 3.52pm working the checkout at a trendy up-market clothing store. When asked about his unusual occupation, certainly not, according to Mr. El Sonbaty himself, one befitting a former top Olympian much less a wizard of truth and defender of the faith, the ripped 300-pounder claimed he was trying to generate additional income to offset the recent financial downturn in underpants sales from his personal clothing business and the skyrocketing of black market synthol prices which has hit him in the pocket and delts respectively. “It is hard to make ends meet in today’s ultra-competitive market and with so many haters and mordant, morbid board talkers and downhill nobodies talking though not really comprehending and understanding anything they say, word of mouth has meant sales for my exclusive line of underwear have fallen exceedingly drastically and I have had to look for potential, possible and probable income sources outside my main area of expertise,” said Mr. El Sonbaty, all in one breath. “Tell my fans everything is okay and that they are the best, most loyal members of the undisputed Team Nasser and truly amazing people… seriously.”
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are you his boyfriend?
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:D
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King Nasser!
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King Nasser!
HAHAHA
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Old news....... This was reported by Musclephone™ at 3:30pm.
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Another happy customer?
Mr. El Sonbaty, same day different location, with a "friend" he met while working the checkout at his new job. When approached at this time by the San Diego Celebrity Press, Mr. El Sonbaty was happy to report that he may no longer need to "work the counter" as "underpants sales had increased slightly". However he also said he was "still working on new sales strategies with mixed results" and that his "customer base had grown only marginally." Stay tuned for further developments in what is proving to be a compelling case of he who sells the undies calls the tune.
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Another happy customer?
Mr. El Sonbaty, same day different location, with a "friend" he met while working the checkout at his new job. When approached at this time by the San Diego Celebrity Press, Mr. El Sonbaty was happy to report that he may no longer need to "work the counter" as "underpants sales had increased slightly". However he also said he was "still working on new sales strategies with mixed results" and that his "customer base had grown only marginally." Stay tuned for further developments in what is proving to be a compelling case of he who sells the undies calls the tune.
how much is he paying you for this? or is it g4p?
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Lol, Nasser has to be the all time best guy to emerge from the muscle game. Ok, I know people say Arnold but Nasser has the sense of humor and humility that people just love.
Intelligent, still huge, funniest guy around and LOVED by his true friends.
Nasser, we salute you sir.
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What has Nasser done to you personally to deserve these comments?
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Did i say nasser?
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This cat is just starving for attention.
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he should work for a tap out store
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Another satisfied customer?
Breaking news! On the day he was caught selling clothing in an upmarket store for gentlemen of class and distinction, Mr. El Sonbaty was spotted with yet another friend at the same nightspot location he was witnessed at on the first occasion. He was delighted to report that underpants sales have again risen. "If my circumstances continue to change I may no longer need to work the counter," said a jubilant Mr. El Sonbaty. "Tell my fans things are indeed looking good."
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Is that Yoko Ono? :o
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nasser and little girls ::)
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:o
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Women have always thrown themselve at Nasser. It is because he has all the traditional qualities that they desire:
he is strong and muscular
he has an amazing intellect. he is much better educated than the likes of Arnold or Mentzer for example.
he is deeply funny and can make them laugh.
has noble Egyptian face.
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Its not unusual for women to be little in comparison to men, but i guess in your case most women look like beasts when standing next to you.
Epic jelousy..
Sorry but sharma is the one and only tru nasser fan, you are nothing, have a nice day
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All joking aside, I wonder what Nasser is up to. How is he finding retirement?
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lol ime not trying to be the "tru" nasser fan, i just respect the guy for speaking the truth as he sees it..
I commented because Nasser hasen't done anything to you personally but you still make sly comments like he has offended you directly lol.
nasser hasnt dont anything to many here, yet he's ridiculized for being a clown & wife beater. I wonder if the so called wizard && uncrowned mr olympia could make it just one more time to arnold classic or mr o, and win
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How the mighty have fallen
A dejected, sombre Nasser El Sonbaty today reported from his San Diego home that plans to quit his clothing sales job may have to be placed on hold while he contemplates the future of his personal clothing company. "Underpants sales have been at an all time low, with only two purchases in 48 hours," said the man they call the uncrowned Mr. Olympia in light of his controversial 1997 loss to a man he describes as the "one arm bandit" six-time Olympia winner Dorian Yates from England. After several diet 7-ups Mr. El Sonbaty confessed that he might have to "work the counter" for many weeks or, should sales continue to stagnate the way they have done, even months. After last night's upturn in events, where he had sold two pairs of underpants, Nasser was in high spirits, on par with how he felt "when he won the 1999 Arnold Classic". However, with today's developments the nation will have to wait and see what the future holds for this likeable man. Stay tuned.
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hahaha who is that spic next to nasser
classic pancho villa
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Old news....... This was reported by Musclephone™ at 3:30pm.
Thanks, Musclephone! :D
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Returning in style
After speaking to a dejected Nasser El Sonbaty as he drowned his sorrows in the company of friends at his San Diego home yesterday afternoon, it seemed to this reporters mind at least that his career was on the rocks, that he was destined to work as a retail clerk for many days to come. How things change. Today, exactly 16 hours and 33 minutes after we last spoke to Mr. El Sonbaty, he is again happy to report that underpants sales have risen two percent. "Nasser is on the way,” said Mr. El Sonbaty. I will definitely be back. To celebrate he donned his custom made suit, especially tailored accommodate his 315 pound body, and attended the San Diego Bodybuilding and figure Championships where he hobnobbed with many of bodybuilding’s elite and relived his glory days. "Thank you very much," said Mr. El Sonbaty.
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thats not lie priest
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I told you I would be back
It is official. Underpants mogul, Nasser El Sonbaty, tonight celebrated with close friends a return in earnest to his legitimate clothing business and retirement from his position as retail clerk. Mr. El Sonbaty was absolutely delighted with this recent turn of events. "I am absolutely delighted with this recent turn on events," said Mr. El Sonbaty. To mark this auspicious occasion, Mr. El Sonbaty cracked open a whole bottle of sodium free diet 7-up and several large bottles of reduced sugar, antioxidant-enriched red wine. It is rumored that this day will forever be known as "undiependance day".
Such was the ebullient atmosphere at Mr. El Sonbaty's private party that he decided to also celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Arnold Classic contest, an event that was, on March 1, 2008, held in Columbus Ohio. Termed the "Nasser sympathizer party", 52 guests arrived to party with the former champ.
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I told you I would be back
It is official. Underpants mogul, Nasser El Sonbaty, tonight celebrated with close friends a return in earnest to his legitimate clothing business and retirement from his position as retail clerk. Mr. El Sonbaty was absolutely delighted with this recent turn of events. "I am absolutely delighted with this recent turn of events," said Mr. El Sonbaty. To mark this auspicious occasion, Mr. El Sonbaty cracked open a whole bottle of sodium free diet 7-up and several large bottles of reduced sugar, antioxidant-enriched red wine. It is rumored that this day will forever be known as "undiependance day".
Such was the ebullient atmosphere at Mr. El Sonbaty's private party that he decided to also celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Arnold Classic contest, an event that was, on March 1, 2008, held in Columbus Ohio. Termed the "Nasser sympathizer party", 52 guests arrived to party with the former champ.
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Mr. El Sonbaty out partying the night before retiring from his retail clerk job.
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How the mighty have fallen
A dejected, sombre Nasser El Sonbaty today reported from his San Diego home that plans to quit his clothing sales job may have to be placed on hold while he contemplates the future of his personal clothing company. "Underpants sales have been at an all time low, with only two purchases in 48 hours," said the man they call the uncrowned Mr. Olympia in light of his controversial 1997 loss to a man he describes as the "one arm bandit" six-time Olympia winner Dorian Yates from England. After several diet 7-ups Mr. El Sonbaty confessed that he might have to "work the counter" for many weeks or, should sales continue to stagnate the way they have done, even months. After last night's upturn in events, where he had sold two pairs of underpants, Nasser was in high spirits, on par with how he felt "when he won the 1999 Arnold Classic". However, with today's developments the nation will have to wait and see what the future holds for this likeable man. Stay tuned.
That picture..... Hahahaahahaha.
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That picture..... Hahahaahahaha.
Nasser loves a good laugh. One of the funniest men you could ever meet, so I hear.
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are you his boyfriend?
if you are on top then you are not gay...something tells me that "scribe" likes the bottom
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if you are on top then you are not gay...something tells me that "scribe" likes the bottom
nasser and the scribe were probably all cuddled up in bed this morning talking and came up with this "witty and clever" satiric ruse to "own" hte masses of getbig with :-\
comedic brilliance ::)
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nasser and the scribe were probably all cuddled up in bed this morning talking and came up with this "witty and clever" satiric ruse to "own" hte masses of getbig with :-
comedic brilliance ::)
Yet here you are hungrily devouring another Nasser thread. He owns your mind. You are obsessed with this behemoth of bodybuilding and his fans. HAHAHA
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Got to admire Nassars bravery for attempting to pull off that truly horrific polo shirt and jacket combo........brutal !!
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(http://i28.tinypic.com/2z6saqs.jpg)
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Look at the 300 lbs and ripped Nasser not hiding the Doritos bag in time.
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14.3.08: Undiependance day
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(http://i28.tinypic.com/2z6saqs.jpg)
the millionare lifestyle right there
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(http://i28.tinypic.com/2z6saqs.jpg)
This is truly a wonderful picture.
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hahah his only tru friend is sancho, the gardener ::)
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you have to applaud his humor. very intelligent and a warm, funny man with a close group of loyal friends who would do anything for him
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you have to applaud his humor. very intelligent and a warm, funny man with a close group of loyal friends who would do anything for him
ok ok. ::)
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I told you I would be back
It is official. Underpants mogul, Nasser El Sonbaty, tonight celebrated with close friends a return in earnest to his legitimate clothing business and retirement from his position as retail clerk. Mr. El Sonbaty was absolutely delighted with this recent turn of events. "I am absolutely delighted with this recent turn on events," said Mr. El Sonbaty. To mark this auspicious occasion, Mr. El Sonbaty cracked open a whole bottle of sodium free diet 7-up and several large bottles of reduced sugar, antioxidant-enriched red wine. It is rumored that this day will forever be known as "undiependance day".
Such was the ebullient atmosphere at Mr. El Sonbaty's private party that he decided to also celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Arnold Classic contest, an event that was, on March 1, 2008, held in Columbus Ohio. Termed the "Nasser sympathizer party", 52 guests arrived to party with the former champ.
I can't believe it, Sharma actually does know Nasser! lol
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This just in. Ex-bodybuilding champion and self-professed uncrowned Mr. Olympia, Nasser El Sonbaty, was just today spotted at 3.52pm working the checkout at a trendy up-market clothing store. When asked about his unusual occupation, certainly not, according to Mr. El Sonbaty himself, one befitting a former top Olympian much less a wizard of truth and defender of the faith, the ripped 300-pounder claimed he was trying to generate additional income to offset the recent financial downturn in underpants sales from his personal clothing business and the skyrocketing of black market synthol prices which has hit him in the pocket and delts respectively. “It is hard to make ends meet in today’s ultra-competitive market and with so many haters and mordant, morbid board talkers and downhill nobodies talking though not really comprehending and understanding anything they say, word of mouth has meant sales for my exclusive line of underwear have fallen exceedingly drastically and I have had to look for potential, possible and probable income sources outside my main area of expertise,” said Mr. El Sonbaty, all in one breath. “Tell my fans everything is okay and that they are the best, most loyal members of the undisputed Team Nasser and truly amazing people… seriously.”
translation=you look at Nasser's massive, shredded 300 pound physique and hate builds up inside you realizing that despite dedicating yourself to the bodybuilding lifestyle you are still 187 pounds at 6'1" and instead of accepting your inferior genetics you start a hate thread. :D
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how the fuck do you get the fuckin muslim stench out of the cushions? I say just burn that shit and cut your losses!
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2z6saqs.jpg)
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WOW!!!! :o :o :o
WHAT GREAT PHOTOS OF NASSER!!!
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not only was Nasser was on the greatest BB's of all time
he has intelligence and a brilliantly funny sense of subtle humor!
Nasser is a legend!
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WOW!!!! :o :o :o
WHAT GREAT PHOTOS OF NASSER!!!
Are you wet?
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go Nasser!
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nasser all the way! cool pictures post some more
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New pics coming. Now I'll just have to dream up another storyline. ;)
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mr robson
is nasser still training hard?
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Swami: Yes Nasser is in the gym training hard on a regular basis. Still massive.
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Nasser ripping shit up in Feb/08
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Nasser ripping shit up in Feb/08
jesus christ....
that close & he still can't hit the target
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Team "your receipt is in the bag...have a nice day" Nasser
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Nasser ripping shit up in Feb/08
HAHA. Love to see the coawardly internet roaches talk shit to Nasser's face. Go ahead punks, make his day ;D
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HAHA. Love to see the coawardly internet roaches talk shit to Nasser's face. Go ahead ounks, make his day ;D
English Please.
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HAHA. Love to see the coawardly internet roaches talk shit to Nasser's face. Go ahead ounks, make his day ;D
When nasser fucked you, making you his bitch. Didn't you cum? :-X :-X
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Nasser the legend
enjoying his retirement and owning all the getbig buck o'fives with his superior intellect and subtle humor
ppl denigrate sharma for his "obsession" with Nasser but ironically the hater's endless posts about Nasser show their obsession with the legend
go Nasser!
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Nasser the legend
enjoying his retirement and owning all the getbig buck o'fives with his superior intellect and subtle humor
ppl denigrate sharma for his "obsession" with Nasser but ironically the hater's endless posts about Nasser show their obsession with the legend
go Nasser!
Yes, and a group of loners get together and call themselves "Team Nasser" to worship somebody that didn't even win the Olympia, is retired and sells his undies.
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Nasser ripping shit up in Feb/08
Terrorist.
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Team Nasser is as strong as ever
One of the greatest athletes to set foot on the Olympia stage ever
An intelligence far greater than the average pumpkinhead
Keep the faith Nasserians
300lbs with abs
Feel the love generation
Team Nasser 08
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Team Nasser is as strong as ever
One of the greatest athletes to set foot on the Olympia stage ever
An intelligence far greater than the average pumpkinhead
Keep the faith Nasserians
300lbs with abs
Feel the love generation
Team Nasser 08
You really need to get a hobby, better yet you need to get laid.
Hell, why not worshit Craig Titus? I mean, he didn't win the Olympia! Why can't he be your masturbatory scapegote? Come on team pudd!
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Team Nasser is as strong as ever
One of the greatest athletes to set foot on the Olympia stage ever
An intelligence far greater than the average pumpkinhead
Keep the faith Nasserians
300lbs with abs
Feel the love generation
Team Nasser 08
Superb post from a superb poster.
Good to see that the usual suspects are on a Nasser thread yet again and complaining about the fact that he OWNS THEIR TINY MINDS and lives in their heads.
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No, we DO have lives. Team Nasser lives for one person. They live for coming onto a message board and preaching about somebody that is not that special to me. Hell, I'll take my two mastiffs over your yogurt slinger target.
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No, we DO have lives. Team Nasser lives for one person. They live for coming onto a message board and preaching about somebody that is not that special to me. Hell, I'll take my two mastiffs over your yogurt slinger target.
nasser induced meltdown
nasser owns your mind to the point of coming online to justify yourself to the Team
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nasser induced meltdown
nasser owns your mind to the point of coming online to justify yourself to the Team
i rest my case.
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But in that movies they were watching hot chicks with guns..... Not kai greene in the posing round ;D
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jesus christ....
that close & he still can't hit the target
Thats because Ol Nasser is cockeyed to fuckery
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Thats because Ol Nasser is cockeyed to fuckery
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Oh thats gold!