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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => Mixed Martial Arts (MMA/UFC) => Topic started by: Dreadlord on June 29, 2008, 05:56:31 AM
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Joe Rogan: "Think of leg kicks as like in a video game. The more they take, their power goes right down."
Goldberg: "I know what you're thinking, mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP!"
Joe Rogan: *Does best to ignore that and continue talking about the fight*
Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"
Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."
Joe Rogan: "Karo is wide open!"
Mike Goldberg: "Diaz smells the opening."
Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"
Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"
Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."
Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."
Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."
Frank Shamrock: "Ohhhh huge knee!"
Mike Goldberg: "Big knee!"
Frank Shamrock: "That was a huge knee!"
Mike Goldberg: "That knee was big!"
UFC 68
Goldberg: "Welcome back, Randy Couture. This fight brought to you by..."
Sylvia gets knocked down in the first 8 seconds*
Rogan: "Big right hand! Sylvia is down!"
Goldberg: "...Shooter. Starring Mark Wahlberg in theatres next Friday."
UFC 76 Machida vs. Nakamura
Mike Goldberg: "And here is Nakamura...entering the octagon for the 1st time...touching the fence for the first time."
Joe Roganlaughs)"You running out things to say?"
Mike Goldberg: "Yeah. Kinda(laughs). You? You know, you could help out and chime in once in a while..."
UFC 79 Sokoudjou Vs. Machida
Mike Goldberg: "Because SOAKoudjou is so highly touted, you almost want to sit back and watch and SOAK it in."
Mike Goldberg: "Don't forget coming up next it's Blade the series...plenty of action, violence, vampire sexuality!"
Rogan: "Vampire sexuality, what's that?"
Goldberg: "I don't know, it was on a card they put in front of me"
"The Dean of Mean" Keith Jardine vs Kerry Schall
Goldberg: "If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."
Parisyan vs Burkman
Joe Rogan: "He's getting instructions in two different languages."
Mike Goldberg: "He understands them both!"
on Travis Lutter
Mike Goldberg: "He's like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!"
Joe Rogan: "No, he's not"
Mike Goldberg: "Larry Bird?"
Joe Rogan: "Uhm, no."
Mike Goldberg: "Kobe Bryant?"
Joe Rogan: "..."
Couture vs Gonzaga
Joe Rogan: "Here's a beautifull left hook by Gonzaga." Mike Goldberg: "Yup, You can clearly see his nose explode there." Joe Rogan: "I don't think that was it actually, the thing that damaged his nose was in a takedown." Mike Goldberg: "Oh, Gotcha!"
Clip of Randy taking Gonzaga down (not the headbutt one)
Goldberg: "Oh yeah, you're right, thats it, pardon me." Rogan: "I don't think it was there either, i think it was in another takedown." Goldberg: "Oh."
Clip of Randy slamming Gonzaga, which caused the broken nose due to a headbutt*
Rogan: "I believe this is what caused it, watch as he takes Gonzaga down, they both collide heads, BAM, thats it, right there." Goldberg: "Oh, good call, good call."
on Kenny Florian after taking a groin shot
Goldberg: "... So you want to be an Ultimate Fighter?"
on "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver vs. John Lewis
After "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver knocked Lewis out*
Goldberg: ""Lil' Eagle" flies again!"
Random Quotes
Goldberg: "He's unrelentless!"
Goldberg: "You know Roy Jones Jr. respects the hands of Forrest Griffin."
Goldberg: "And here we go!"
Goldberg: "And it's all over!"
Goldberg: "That eye is rocked!"
Goldberg: "Could we be blessed with a 3rd round?"
Goldberg: "Continuing on his meteoric rise!"
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Haha some gold there from Goldie! ;D