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Title: Gym Idiot
Post by: BFP on July 01, 2008, 02:40:59 PM
Ok, Time to rant.

Yesterday, I decided I'd throw in sick gun training for last week. The gym I train at is well equipped but small i.e. only one curl/squat rack. So there are some guys doing squats when I get there which is grand(nice to see someone else training legs for a change!!) I started off doing some full range reverse grip powercleans and 1 arm dumbbell heaves to warm up. Just as those guys finish a little guy walks over to the rack and starts unloading the bar. I don't mind sharing the rack so I said nicely
"Hey, do you mind if I work in" and his reply will go to my grave -
 "I am trying to squat here.."
"Its ok youre small.  I wont curl that much more than you!!!"
"Yes, there are no smith machines free that I can put the weight on when I am done"
"Are you for real? You are going to use the only fuckin curl rack in this place to do squats because there are no free smiths?"
"Yeah, I won't be long"

Guess that silly little bitch learned her place...Next thing I know this "guy" walks off to do some dips and is meatgazing me constantly and mouthing soomething...my choad maybe???.  What a goodrum!

Jason
Title: Re: Gym Idiot
Post by: drkaje on July 01, 2008, 03:05:11 PM
LOL!
Title: Re: Gym Idiot
Post by: chaos on July 01, 2008, 08:27:09 PM
Ok, Time to rant.

Yesterday, I decided I'd throw in sick gun training for last week. The gym I train at is well equipped but small i.e. only one curl/squat rack. So there are some guys doing squats when I get there which is grand(nice to see someone else training legs for a change!!) I started off doing some full range reverse grip powercleans and 1 arm dumbbell heaves to warm up. Just as those guys finish a little guy walks over to the rack and starts unloading the bar. I don't mind sharing the rack so I said nicely
"Hey, do you mind if I work in" and his reply will go to my grave -
 "I am trying to squat here.."
"Its ok youre small.  I wont curl that much more than you!!!"
"Yes, there are no smith machines free that I can put the weight on when I am done"
"Are you for real? You are going to use the only fuckin curl rack in this place to do squats because there are no free smiths?"
"Yeah, I won't be long"

Guess that silly little bitch learned her place...Next thing I know this "guy" walks off to do some dips and is meatgazing me constantly and mouthing soomething...my choad maybe???.  What a goodrum!

Jason
What does the Y board look like, your therapist?
Title: Re: Gym Idiot
Post by: BFP on July 01, 2008, 08:47:32 PM


bwahahahaha  I see what you did there!

Jason
Title: Re: Gym Idiot
Post by: chaos on July 01, 2008, 08:51:15 PM
bwahahahaha  I see what you did there!

Jason
:D
Title: Re: Gym Idiot
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 02, 2008, 03:23:32 AM
Ok, Time to rant.

Yesterday, I decided I'd throw in sick gun training for last week. The gym I train at is well equipped but small i.e. only one curl/squat rack. So there are some guys doing squats when I get there which is grand(nice to see someone else training legs for a change!!) I started off doing some full range reverse grip powercleans and 1 arm dumbbell heaves to warm up. Just as those guys finish a little guy walks over to the rack and starts unloading the bar. I don't mind sharing the rack so I said nicely
"Hey, do you mind if I work in" and his reply will go to my grave -
 "I am trying to squat here.."
"Its ok youre small.  I wont curl that much more than you!!!"
"Yes, there are no smith machines free that I can put the weight on when I am done"
"Are you for real? You are going to use the only fuckin curl rack in this place to do squats because there are no free smiths?"
"Yeah, I won't be long"

Guess that silly little bitch learned her place...Next thing I know this "guy" walks off to do some dips and is meatgazing me constantly and mouthing soomething...my choad maybe???.  What a goodrum!

Jason
Hilarious...
Title: Re: Gym Idiot
Post by: Simple Carbs on July 02, 2008, 04:11:54 AM
Ok, Time to rant.

Yesterday, I decided I'd throw in sick gun training for last week. The gym I train at is well equipped but small i.e. only one curl/squat rack. So there are some guys doing squats when I get there which is grand(nice to see someone else training legs for a change!!) I started off doing some full range reverse grip powercleans and 1 arm dumbbell heaves to warm up. Just as those guys finish a little guy walks over to the rack and starts unloading the bar. I don't mind sharing the rack so I said nicely
"Hey, do you mind if I work in" and his reply will go to my grave -
 "I am trying to squat here.."
"Its ok youre small.  I wont curl that much more than you!!!"
"Yes, there are no smith machines free that I can put the weight on when I am done"
"Are you for real? You are going to use the only fuckin curl rack in this place to do squats because there are no free smiths?"
"Yeah, I won't be long"

Guess that silly little bitch learned her place...Next thing I know this "guy" walks off to do some dips and is meatgazing me constantly and mouthing soomething...my choad maybe???.  What a goodrum!

Jason

So essentially, if he hadn't walked off, you would have been left crying into your handkerchief.....

He obviously took pity on you. Way to go big guy  ::)