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Title: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: calmus on September 01, 2008, 11:55:23 PM
According to MSNBC, the Chinese premier has offered to fix Sarah Palin's baby mama drama by issuing birth certificates and/or passports as required in return for trade concessions from the Mac-MILF administration.  He also offered to give Bristol an Olympic gold medal for gymnastics. 
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: calmus on September 02, 2008, 12:09:05 AM
Hahaha.  This shit keeps getting better, turns out the babies' daddy is self-proclaimed redneck who DOESN'T want kids.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09012008/news/nationalnews/palin_admits_her_17_year_old_daughter_is_127025.htm
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: marcus on September 02, 2008, 12:09:25 AM
Bristol is a horrible name.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: calmus on September 02, 2008, 12:12:27 AM
Yeah, it's the kind of name that would drive a kid to act out.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: Dreadlord on September 02, 2008, 12:20:05 AM
Bristol is a horrible name.

Isn't that a name of a pack of cigs?


(http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/features/2001/01/05/bristol_treasures/episode3/cig_book.jpg)
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: HDPhysiques on September 02, 2008, 12:23:37 AM
No, it's the town where ESPN is based.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: marcus on September 02, 2008, 01:28:49 AM
She gave all of her kids fucked-up names.  Someone should have told her she's white, not black.  ::)

What are the other names?
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: timfogarty on September 02, 2008, 01:45:14 AM
What are the other names?

Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig


Bristol and Willow are names of towns in Alaska.  Perhaps where they were conceived ?   Maybe that's true for all of them.  Piper aircraft are used throughout Alaska to fly to the bush towns.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: marcus on September 02, 2008, 01:46:51 AM
Wow those names are fucking terrible.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: webcake on September 02, 2008, 01:56:57 AM
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig

Calling a down syndrome kid "Track" almost seems cruel  :D
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: timfogarty on September 02, 2008, 01:59:05 AM
Calling a down syndrome kid "Track" almost seems cruel  :D

no, that's Trig.  Track is the oldest.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: webcake on September 02, 2008, 02:02:46 AM
no, that's Trig.  Track is the oldest.

phew, thats much better  ;D
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: LatsMcGee on September 02, 2008, 02:05:34 AM
I figured the Chinese would just give her daughter the old back alley treatment no questions asked.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: timfogarty on September 02, 2008, 02:13:40 AM
the thing about the family photo is that it had to be summer of 07, as Track went off to Basic Training in September of last year.   Trig was due in May 08, but was born prematurely.   so if I added right, neither Sarah or Bristol could have been pregnant when that photo was taken.

and here is Levi Johnston, Bristol's baby daddy.  (and who would name their kid Levi?   evangelicals, for one)
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: LatsMcGee on September 02, 2008, 02:25:49 AM
the thing about the family photo is that it had to be summer of 07, as Track went off to Basic Training in September of last year.   Trig was due in May 08, but was born prematurely.   so if I added right, neither Sarah or Bristol could have been pregnant when that photo was taken.

and here is Levi Johnston, Bristol's baby daddy.  (and who would name their kid Levi?   evangelicals, for one)


Bible beaters always have depraved children. 
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: DK II on September 02, 2008, 03:28:35 AM
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig


Bristol and Willow are names of towns in Alaska.  Perhaps where they were conceived ?   Maybe that's true for all of them.  Piper aircraft are used throughout Alaska to fly to the bush towns.

bwahahaahahahaajh, WTF??

Those are the worst names i have ever heard.


PS, looks like these days "Bristol" is used to get high in Alaska instead of Piper....  ;D
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: SAMSON123 on September 02, 2008, 03:53:24 AM
She gave all of her kids fucked-up names.  Someone should have told her she's white, not black.  ::)

THAT'S WHY I AM ALL FOR WHITE STERILIZATION...CUTS DOWN ON THESE OUT OF WEDLOCK BABIES, BORN TO IDIOTS, WITH TERRIBLE NAMES
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: Michaeloz on September 02, 2008, 03:29:05 PM
I figured the Chinese would just give her daughter the old back alley treatment no questions asked.
No back alley treatment. All out in the open and very easy to get. About $50 US.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: gettinswole on September 02, 2008, 07:09:44 PM
The Piper aircraft is build in my home town in Vero Beach FLorida.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: Cap on September 02, 2008, 07:33:25 PM
THAT'S WHY I AM ALL FOR WHITE STERILIZATION...CUTS DOWN ON THESE OUT OF WEDLOCK BABIES, BORN TO IDIOTS, WITH TERRIBLE NAMES
As opposed to all the crack babies your people put out.  Go buy some Soul Glo and watch some Sanford and Son.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: Camel Jockey on September 02, 2008, 07:51:29 PM
the thing about the family photo is that it had to be summer of 07, as Track went off to Basic Training in September of last year.   Trig was due in May 08, but was born prematurely.   so if I added right, neither Sarah or Bristol could have been pregnant when that photo was taken.

and here is Levi Johnston, Bristol's baby daddy.  (and who would name their kid Levi?   evangelicals, for one)


Epic redneck weird inbred facial hair.
Title: Re: Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin
Post by: fearANDloathing on September 04, 2008, 08:26:52 AM
As opposed to all the crack babies your people put out.  Go buy some Soul Glo and watch some Sanford and Son.
The crack baby syndrome was exaggerated to help fund the futile "War on drugs"  and for your info the Jheri curl has been OUT since the early 90's. The brothers from Cali were the last ones to wear that terrible style and even they retired that look.
Next time do some research before you throw out the racial insults.
** Although I must concede, Tamika, Shequanna, and Lakesha are every bit as bad as Track and Trig  :-\