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Title: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 08, 2009, 04:06:23 PM
 ???
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 08, 2009, 04:09:46 PM
Arvilla
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Post by: Ursus on February 08, 2009, 04:16:09 PM
there has to be more than 2.

In my gym we have around 8-10 doormen
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Post by: jbflift on February 08, 2009, 04:17:13 PM
Use to be and worked concert security.
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Post by: Miss Karen on February 08, 2009, 04:39:23 PM
Most of the Doormen are in TIMEOUT.
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 08, 2009, 05:37:30 PM
I'm a retired 8 year vet, from one of the best club districts in the world.. Toronto.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Smokincrazy on February 08, 2009, 05:44:33 PM
I do it one night a week
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Post by: Below Me on February 08, 2009, 05:55:30 PM
I spend too much time splitting atoms and solving the recession to work a door.
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Post by: tommywishbone on February 08, 2009, 06:05:45 PM
In the late 80's & early 90's. Been a long time.
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Post by: nycbull on February 08, 2009, 06:44:47 PM
I did for a short period for a gay bar...does that count?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: kiwiol on February 08, 2009, 06:49:01 PM
I did for a short period for a gay bar...does that count?

Depends. Was it the back door? ;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: disturbia on February 08, 2009, 06:57:20 PM
I did it for 15 years part time---cue some gimmick to come in here now and call me suicidal rehaluk or something along those lines
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: solida on February 08, 2009, 07:42:39 PM
How come you changed your nick name ?
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Post by: Stubborn on February 08, 2009, 10:08:41 PM
I did that shit for a while. It gets OLD, FAST.
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Post by: solida on February 08, 2009, 10:16:08 PM
Me too, very pathetic indeed.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: HTexan on February 08, 2009, 10:42:37 PM
I did for a short period for a gay bar...does that count?
why do gay bar's like to hire straight gays?  No gay bouncers ???
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: heretostay13 on February 08, 2009, 10:44:38 PM
Off an on. Basically when I need some extra cash here and there (life of a college student). It gets old, repetitive, etc. Always hate people asking me "Hey, smile." Why the fuck should I. I'm working, surrounded by ignorant people driven to be even more ignorant by a variety of substances they're currently probably on.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: bigdumbbell on February 08, 2009, 10:48:54 PM
i done it in the 80's & fucked up a few deserving assholes in my time :) yeah on the hey smile shit..fuckin drunkin losers.  grabbed their nuts and hurt em when escorting them down the back stairs a couple of times when nobody was lookin
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: nicky.smth on February 08, 2009, 10:50:42 PM
I spend too much time splitting atoms and solving the recession to work a door.

Exactly I'm working on developing an algorithm that discovers winning stocks, and also trying to solve cold fusion
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: underthestar on February 08, 2009, 11:01:35 PM
Back to bouncing 5 nights a week while I'm in school, easy money all under the table
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Post by: bigdumbbell on February 08, 2009, 11:03:03 PM
Exactly I'm working on developing an algorithm that discovers winning stocks, and also trying to solve cold fusion
dollar stores, family tree dollar stores etc....
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: nicky.smth on February 08, 2009, 11:46:34 PM
dollar stores, family tree dollar stores etc....

Them program says buy at FDO @ 26.06 and sell @ 31 for family tree..Currently it says let it go a little higher then short or buy put options

the program says it's "real market value" is about 18.50 per share...

The program also states it's currently overvalued..However, there very little risk with this one

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Post by: bigdumbbell on February 08, 2009, 11:49:58 PM
little risk is safer than huge 
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2009, 11:52:18 PM
I smash bouncers in the face. They are all homo's.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: bigdumbbell on February 08, 2009, 11:54:08 PM
I smash bouncers in the face. They are all homo's.
and u live where?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: webcake on February 08, 2009, 11:56:06 PM
I smash bouncers in the face. They are all homo's.

lol, are there any white bouncers in NZ, or are they all maoris?

When i was playing footy a few years ago, one fella in my team (he was 16, some kind of islander) was a bouncer. lmao, a 16 year old bouncer.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2009, 11:56:31 PM
I smash bouncers in the face. They are all homo's.

nzmusclemonster.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: webcake on February 08, 2009, 11:58:22 PM
nzmusclemonster.

Are there things, sheep molester?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2009, 11:59:29 PM
lol, are there any white bouncers in NZ, or are they all maoris?

When i was playing footy a few years ago, one fella in my team (he was 16, some kind of islander) was a bouncer. lmao, a 16 year old bouncer.

When those island boys are teenagers they all look about 35. They get moustache's when they are 12.

Andt he biggest asshole bouncers are the white boys. But I show them who's boss so it's ok.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 09, 2009, 12:00:18 AM
Are there things, sheep molester?

lol

There are things with my quoting ability it seems!
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: webcake on February 09, 2009, 12:02:10 AM
When those island boys are teenagers they all look about 35. They get moustache's when they are 12.

Andt he biggest asshole bouncers are the white boys. But I show them who's boss so it's ok.

I should be a bouncer. I have very good people/communication skills.

Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: gracie bjj on February 09, 2009, 12:21:45 AM
i worked security in a place called (central) on stienway st in queens new york afew years ago,i also worked security at afew brazilian nightclubs in downneck newark new jersey where im from,once i got married my wife didnt want me doing it no more.i miss the brazilian broads and the yeyo up my nostrils ;)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on February 09, 2009, 01:52:09 AM
I smash bouncers in the face. They are all homo's.

What's wrong. You on your period today miss

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/31/summer_wideweb__470x325,0.jpg)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ruffneck on February 09, 2009, 02:24:09 AM
I did it for about 11 years - had some good times on there but had fair share of bad ones too as I was stabbed on 2 seperate occasions and been on doors where me and the lads were shot at more than 5 occasions lol - Working in Gunchester....er I mean Manchester UK can be hazerdous to your health lol.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: WillGrant on February 09, 2009, 02:43:04 AM
When those island boys are teenagers they all look about 35. They get moustache's when they are 12.


The island females get them when they are 11 1/2  ;D

On doorman and NZ ..Mermaids is advertising for doorman at present , are you still on the dole?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 09, 2009, 02:58:46 AM
The island females get them when they are 11 1/2  ;D

On doorman and NZ ..Mermaids is advertising for doorman at present , are you still on the dole?

I'd rather not work with my ex  ;)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: spinnis on February 09, 2009, 03:00:46 AM
We have a HUUUUUUUUGE bouncer dude at my gym, 6"6 and huuge with a darker voice then Vin diesel, hes also the guy that reminds everyone that put the weights back in place lol.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: spinnis on February 09, 2009, 03:02:41 AM
This dude was a bouncer  ;D

(http://terracedvdsdirect.co.uk/images/guvnor.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KTEQ37MHL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: spinnis on February 09, 2009, 03:04:00 AM
(http://guvnorthefilm.com/images/photos_4.jpg)

(http://guvnorthefilm.com/images/photos_1.jpg)


I think I would honestly rather get my ass beat by tyson on the street then this dude.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: WillGrant on February 09, 2009, 03:05:36 AM
I'd rather not work with my ex  ;)
Michael Chow is your ex  ;D
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 09, 2009, 07:43:00 AM
Did it for 7years
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Post by: Griffith on February 09, 2009, 08:12:57 AM
I could have gotten some door supervisor work recently but I've got a good work contract coming up soon, which I'm rather waiting for.
I've heard too many stories of guys getting stabbed at the doors here in London, since you're mostly working with drunk/drugged people anyway so anything can happen. Not worth it in my opinion unless I really need the cash.


Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 09, 2009, 08:16:41 AM
I smash bouncers in the face. They are all homo's.
hahaha, of course you do. ;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: spinnis on February 09, 2009, 08:17:29 AM
hahaha, of course you do. ;D

Epic Kmart shirt.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 09, 2009, 08:20:20 AM
I could have gotten some door supervisor work recently but I've got a good work contract coming up soon, which I'm rather waiting for.
I've heard too many stories of guys getting stabbed at the doors here in London, since you're mostly working with drunk/drugged people anyway so anything can happen. Not worth it in my opinion unless I really need the cash.



It pays well and is a laugh if you have decent guys working with you,if you dont have guys you can rely on with you then its a different story
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Post by: CalvinH on February 09, 2009, 08:21:02 AM
hahaha, of course you do. ;D








 ;)


Maybe nz don't punch so hard and pissed off the bouncer.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: chainsaw on February 09, 2009, 08:30:11 AM
I was a doorman at the Troubadour in like 91 when Metallica got Jason in the band.
Worked that first show there.  Awesome.

I also worked as a doorman (greeter) at Chippendales bout 10+ years ago.
Them bitches were harder to handle than guys.  (bring on the flaming)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: bigdumbbell on February 09, 2009, 09:28:32 AM
I was a doorman at the Troubadour in like 91 when Metallica got Jason in the band.
Worked that first show there.  Awesome.

I also worked as a doorman (greeter) at Chippendales bout 10+ years ago.
Them bitches were harder to handle than guys.  (bring on the flaming)
drunkin deaf alcoholics are the worst    lol
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 09, 2009, 09:30:04 AM
Nope,little rich boys are the worst.They think you cant touch them
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Post by: wes on February 09, 2009, 10:58:29 AM
As small as I am,I worked the door in a strip joint for 13 years.

Got hit so hard once I damned near went right through a cigarette machine.

If the machine wasn`t there at the time,I would still be reeling backwards! LOL  :)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 09, 2009, 11:11:26 AM
i did it for about 2 months in 89. then i realized that the DJ made 3 times as much and didn't have people smashing beer bottles on his head, so I did that instead. never wanted to be a bartender, I don't like serving people.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: chainsaw on February 09, 2009, 11:19:39 AM
I'd rather not work with my ex  ;)

Mermaids, are we speakin of the one in Florida?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: HUGEPECS on February 09, 2009, 11:46:46 AM
a decent bouncer should be no less than 6"0 and must play the role well. I know a Club down in Miami where the 4  bouncers are 6'6 or above and they look scary as shit. I heard they barely had problems at this club.....hahahhahaha
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 12:12:46 PM
I should be a bouncer. I have very good people/communication skills.



Correct its more about the mouth than the muscle.

intelligent guy
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 12:13:37 PM
What's wrong. You on your period today miss

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/31/summer_wideweb__470x325,0.jpg)
Jonah is fucking awesome!
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: HUGEPECS on February 09, 2009, 12:24:23 PM
Correct its more about the mouth than the muscle.

intelligent guy



well, sometime you need to keep a few animals in check and therefore, you have to use Brute force
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Mars on February 09, 2009, 12:35:19 PM
i used to bounce at club rectum.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 12:40:13 PM


well, sometime you need to keep a few animals in check and therefore, you have to use Brute force

true.

But most probs can be solved through talking before they get out of hand
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 09, 2009, 12:40:56 PM


well, sometime you need to keep a few animals in check and therefore, you have to use Brute force

Are you still HHH's limo driver/go boy?  ;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: JasonH on February 09, 2009, 12:43:09 PM
I did it for about six months back in 2000 - it was alright - met my (future) wife when I was on the doors one night - about a month later the club closed down because the owners had run out of money and the building it was housed in hasn't opened since. Fate, you see.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 09, 2009, 12:47:07 PM
I did it for about six months back in 2000 - it was alright - met my (future) wife when I was on the doors one night - about a month later the club closed down because the owners had run out of money and the building it was housed in hasn't opened since. Fate, you see.

Did your wife dance there?  ;D   j/k
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 09, 2009, 12:49:43 PM
Depends. Was it the back door? ;D

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHA  ;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Jizzacked on February 09, 2009, 12:50:31 PM
I was stabbed on 2 seperate occasions and been on doors where me and the lads were shot at more than 5 occasions lol - Working in Gunchester....er I mean Manchester UK can be hazerdous to your health lol.

oh brother, england has one of the lowest rates of gun crime in the world and you have been in more shootouts than your average crip  ::)

I love these threads
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: QuakerOats on February 09, 2009, 12:51:08 PM
oh brother, england has one of the lowest rates of gun crime in the world and you have been in more shootouts than your average crip  ::)

I love these threads
maybe "ruffneck" has been watching too much TV, jizzacked.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 12:52:00 PM
to be fair in UK and Ireland tons of guncrime...it just isnt reported
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 09, 2009, 12:53:08 PM
3 pages and no mention of the baddest doorman of all time!? You guys are slipping... :-\
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: d0nny2600 on February 09, 2009, 12:54:33 PM
I used to bounce in Limerick, Goudy. Fuckin good times!
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
Noone wins a fight

- Dalton Grant
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Post by: QuakerOats on February 09, 2009, 12:57:12 PM
"FOR A GUY IN YOUR PROFESSION I'D HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D BE BIGGER" ;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: spinnis on February 09, 2009, 12:57:54 PM
"FOR A GUY IN YOUR PROFESSION I'D HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D BE BIGGER" ;D

How the fuck do I remember Whitney huston saying that?

lol!
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: CalvinH on February 09, 2009, 01:06:16 PM
3 pages and no mention of the baddest doorman of all time!? You guys are slipping... :-\





 ;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: JasonH on February 09, 2009, 01:11:09 PM
Did your wife dance there?  ;D   j/k

Haha - good one!  ;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 09, 2009, 01:38:39 PM
I used to bounce in Limerick, Goudy. Fuckin good times!
Haha,fun no doubt,fuckin nightmare more like
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ruffneck on February 09, 2009, 01:43:28 PM
to be fair in UK and Ireland tons of guncrime...it just isnt reported

Thank you for pointing this out - we had 3 drive bys in as many months. Though the gangland culture is by far smaller than say in the USA it was enough for me say fuck this for a game of soldiers and called it a day. The problem we had on the door is that this place was frequented by all the Manchester gangs from Donnington, Gooch, The Pitbull Crew, Salford,Cheetham Hill and the moment you knocked any of them back the took it as a sign of disrespect and wouldnt hesitate it pulling out a piece and making there stance known.....now I dont know about you fuckers but the only man that im aware of who can dodge bullets is a man who has a red cape, blue tights and a big fucking S symbol on his chest. I dont fit that description so I got out of dodge while I didnt have any extra holes put in my body lol.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1007/1007733_gun_crime_on_the_rise.html
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 09, 2009, 01:45:56 PM
See Ruffneck,these black gangs can only retaliate with guns or knives,decent people use their fists
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: michael arvilla on February 09, 2009, 01:46:21 PM
                                         "Double Douche"
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ruffneck on February 09, 2009, 01:50:41 PM
See Ruffneck,these black gangs can only retaliate with guns or knives,decent people use their fists

Decent people are rapidly becoming a thing of the past im afraid.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 09, 2009, 01:55:14 PM
.....now I dont know about you fuckers but the only man that im aware of who can dodge bullets is a man who has a red cape, blue tights and a big fucking S symbol on his chest.


You rang? 

Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: the_doc on February 09, 2009, 02:39:42 PM
I used to bounce in Limerick, Goudy. Fuckin good times!

Brave man. Most of the yanks wouldn't know how dangerous limerick can be. ;)
I bounced a few teenage disco's in Drogheda long time ago.

The Doc
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: d0nny2600 on February 09, 2009, 03:35:58 PM
Brave man. Most of the yanks wouldn't know how dangerous limerick can be. ;)
I bounced a few teenage disco's in Drogheda long time ago.

The Doc
Yeah had many crazy nights bouncing in Limerick. Worked with some proper nut jobs though so it was all good. Made some good money!
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 03:36:55 PM
limerick is known as 'stab city' lol
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: SS on February 09, 2009, 03:39:23 PM
I was a cooler 8)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Sam on February 09, 2009, 03:41:41 PM
3 pages and no mention of the baddest doorman of all time!? You guys are slipping... :-\

Wrong - Wade Garrett's the best  :D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 09, 2009, 03:54:21 PM
Last time I worked a major club, had this guy on my crew and in my section :)

That was before he moved to L.A and finally got his pro card :)   another guy that worked with us once in a while was IFBB pro Mike Aswedu.


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g93bcGvgWBo/R_DGntMal7I/AAAAAAAADZ4/m1mzSpvM_NA/s400/BenPakulski-MD-PerBernal-225.jpg)

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k237/skmaddex/benmm.jpg)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 03:55:21 PM
who is he?

also what is a cooler?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 09, 2009, 04:07:01 PM
who is he?

also what is a cooler?

New IFBB pro , Ben Pakulski
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 04:08:28 PM
is that the calf guy?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: BAZZERKER on February 09, 2009, 04:24:10 PM
I worked in a club with a bunch of hotheads that basically pissed off to many people until the crowd just died and they closed down..

Bounce two clubs in philly after that but the clubs were to big and you felt like a janitor after the night was over taking out hundreds of beer bottles and hosing down garbage cans moving tables and chairs etc.

The pay was 80 a night but i didnt get home till 4 in the morning, missed a lotta meals cause i also have full time job .... job kinda sucked except for the random pussy i would bang here and there.

I basically thought i could behave myself on a friday night and get to the gym saturday and party saturday night instead of being fucked up all wknd.  Basically i got less sleep and ate less food and lost size..  I started the job fuckin jacked and left kinda skinny 6 months later.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 04:26:51 PM
haha i used to start work at 10pm and wouldnt get home till around 4. Place closed at half 1. Every week i would say ill head home asap but i always hung around.

so stupid.

Luckily i could eat what and whn i wanted.

The place i am in now is more professional. Though saying that was figts at weekend
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 09, 2009, 04:30:53 PM
I worked in a club with a bunch of hotheads that basically pissed off to many people until the crowd just died and they closed down..

Bounce two clubs in philly after that but the clubs were to big and you felt like a janitor after the night was over taking out hundreds of beer bottles and hosing down garbage cans moving tables and chairs etc.

The pay was 80 a night but i didnt get home till 4 in the morning, missed a lotta meals cause i also have full time job .... job kinda sucked except for the random pussy i would bang here and there.

I basically thought i could behave myself on a friday night and get to the gym saturday and party saturday night instead of being fucked up all wknd.  Basically i got less sleep and ate less food and lost size..  I started the job fuckin jacked and left kinda skinny 6 months later.

$80 a night !?! I was pulling in minimum $250 a night, some nights $500-1000, then again during those times I was basically babysitting celebrities and sports teams and helping them get their 'extra' things like coke and perk's :)  amazing how well some of these rich bastards tip.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Man of Steel on February 09, 2009, 04:52:32 PM
This thread is literally chock full of epically tough guys.  Oh brother the skintight glitter shirts and thick gold chains you hereos of the door must have sported.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 04:53:20 PM
i am not a tought guy at all or claim to be.

just curious thats all dude.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: SS on February 09, 2009, 04:58:25 PM
This thread is literally chock full of epically tough guys.  Oh brother the skintight glitter shirts and thick gold chains you hereos of the door must have sported.
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anymore you'll find little twerps working the door, cause they're less intimidating, plus most owners don't want to deal with the lawsuits, so most clubs anymore have a no hands on policy and just let the cops deal with it...... :-X
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: lovemonkey on February 09, 2009, 04:58:40 PM
Overall, is working with security fun? Something you guys would recommend?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2009, 05:01:42 PM
def fun.

listening to mucios watching pretty girls joking around with other doormen etc...great fun.

however, not a career and if you stay at it long enough you will get badly hurt. Touch wood i have not been hurt yet
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Man of Steel on February 09, 2009, 05:04:12 PM
I've never done it, but I've been asked if I was interested a few times.....chillin with the other guys, flirtin with the chicks is probably cool, but I don't wanna fight.....my face is too pretty and what if I strain a hammy/glute tie-in?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 09, 2009, 05:06:59 PM
I've never done it, but I've been asked if I was interested a few times.....chillin with the other guys, flirtin with the chicks is probably cool, but I don't wanna fight.....my face is too pretty and what if I strain a hammy/glute tie-in?

Hahaha...fucking pussy, go back to watching oiled up men in thongs and living out your muscle bear fantasies
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: SS on February 09, 2009, 05:11:56 PM
Overall, is working with security fun? Something you guys would recommend?
Depends on the environment........I had a lot of fun when i managed a titty bar cause i didn't have to do shit but count money and bang strippers, but when i worked at shit hole full of border jumpers with nothing to lose, i was fighting all the time...... plus i had to see one friend get shot and another stabbed, so after that it wasn't much fun..........Hell I'm still dealing with a a court case from 4 years ago from one of those incidents >:(
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 09, 2009, 05:13:51 PM
Depends on the environment........I had a lot of fun when i managed a titty bar cause i didn't have to do shit but count money and bang strippers, but when i worked at shit hole full of border jumpers with nothing to lose, i was fighting all the time...... plus i had to see one friend get shot and another stabbed, so after that it wasn't much fun..........Hell I'm still dealing with a a court case from 4 years ago from one of those incidents >:(

I seen shit like that too, incidentally when I was working at a ghetto spanish/mexican club!!! lol, there was a drive by , and the guys shot out the glass doors , thankfully I was upstairs at the time, buddy of mine got shot in the arm tho...shitty.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Man of Steel on February 09, 2009, 05:14:10 PM
Hahaha...fucking pussy, go back to watching oiled up men in thongs and living out your muscle bear fantasies


AHAAHAHAH!!!  Settle down there Dalton.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: lovemonkey on February 09, 2009, 05:21:38 PM
Depends on the environment........I had a lot of fun when i managed a titty bar cause i didn't have to do shit but count money and bang strippers, but when i worked at shit hole full of border jumpers with nothing to lose, i was fighting all the time...... plus i had to see one friend get shot and another stabbed, so after that it wasn't much fun..........Hell I'm still dealing with a a court case from 4 years ago from one of those incidents >:(

Hhahaha fuck that. Thanks for the headsup  :D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: SS on February 09, 2009, 05:23:13 PM
I seen shit like that too, incidentally when I was working at a ghetto spanish/mexican club!!! lol, there was a drive by , and the guys shot out the glass doors , thankfully I was upstairs at the time, buddy of mine got shot in the arm tho...shitty.

One of my buds that i worked with was a HA member and that fucker unloaded a whole clip and killed a guy in self defense time........he only got in trouble for carrying a gun while on probation...... the funny thing is when he got out 3 years he came up to have a beer and after we closed he stuck around and some beaners we threw out came back later that night a blasted a shot gun through our front door and he got hit by some shrapnel in the back and all i remember was him saying to the paramedic was FU I'm not laying on my back on dead people lay on their back hahahaha I swear he was back in the gym 2 days later......tough fucker he was until he flipped and now he's dead in witness protection.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Luolamies on February 09, 2009, 05:34:58 PM
I was a bouncer for little over four years (straight out of the army) and now i do private security. I mostly worked in metal bars here in Helsinki, Finland. I made awesome money out of it, but got tired of fighting speed freaks and mental patients...
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: onlyme on February 09, 2009, 05:46:58 PM
I was a bouncer at Tequilla Willies from 1983 to around 1986.  It was the #1 night spot in the South Bay.  It was awesome.  A lot of bodybuilders came in along with Hollywood type and the Raiders all came in all the time.  At the beginning I was making $600 a week for working 5 to 6 hours a night.  It was a great job and FREE food.  The other guys would always order 12 egg omelets and the cooks would always watch them eat them.  Ron Gibson, Jim Flarety and Bob Sear worked there too.  We were known (the bouncers) by everybody in the South Bay because we were the best team anywhere.  Every club I ever went I never stood in line.  and alot of times the manager or owner would offer me free drinks.  To bad I didn't drink.  It was unreal when someone caused shit and we took off our jackets.  Everyone would just go crazy.  People from all over the world would come in and ask for us by name because one of their friends came in when they were visiting.  It was great there ad the management supported whatever we did. I was also a bouncer at Latitude 20 which was a Country Western Club.  We got closed down because one of the other bouncers while we were kicking out some guys ended up pulling a guy out by his hair and it literally came out and this guy was bleeding everywhere.  It looked like someone chopped the top of his head off.  Filled in at numerous other clubs around the South Bay (Southern California).  When I moved to Hawaii and was working as the marketing director at Gold's in Honolulu at night I worked at the #1 strip club in Hawaii "Club Rockza"  On Friday and Saturday nights we would have 30 to 40 girls working at a time.  Most girls made at least $500 a night and quite a few made over $1000.  I made $300 a night there working 9pm to 2am.  Another great job.  Interesting perks
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: no one on February 09, 2009, 06:59:58 PM
Last time I worked a major club, had this guy on my crew and in my section :)

That was before he moved to L.A and finally got his pro card :)   another guy that worked with us once in a while was IFBB pro Mike Aswedu.


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g93bcGvgWBo/R_DGntMal7I/AAAAAAAADZ4/m1mzSpvM_NA/s400/BenPakulski-MD-PerBernal-225.jpg)

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k237/skmaddex/benmm.jpg)

you were at lot 332?
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 09, 2009, 07:27:18 PM
you were at lot 332?

ya, and muzik :)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: nycbull on February 09, 2009, 07:34:36 PM
I was a bouncer for little over four years (straight out of the army) and now i do private security. I mostly worked in metal bars here in Helsinki, Finland. I made awesome money out of it, but got tired of fighting speed freaks and mental patients...

speed freaks are always chewing their teeth...weird
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Soundness on February 09, 2009, 07:40:49 PM
speed freaks are always chewing their teeth...weird
Yeah it's actually an illusory sensation that feels like there's something between the teeth.

It's caused by the death of brain cells for sensation inside the mouth.  :-\
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Stavios on February 09, 2009, 08:01:50 PM
I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag

soooo not me  ;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: michael arvilla on February 09, 2009, 08:41:41 PM
                           On the Job!    ;)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Luolamies on February 10, 2009, 12:05:59 AM
The WEIRD policy here is that unless the bar/night club is insanely big, you work there alone and most of the owners here are from Asia. Since they really have no education or anything they pretty much have to start their own business and they FUCK the local IRS big time, then close the bar and start a new one. I was allways a very friendly bouncer as I'm also a pretty laid back guy, but when the shit hit the fence you had to be down with it all. There's no second place in a dark bar alley...

I usually worked for 6 hours a night and made between 150-300 € per night (300€ is allmost 500 $).

I think that this one incident that has burned in to my soul was this young guy who was OD:ing and his girlfriend was standing next to him and screeming. The Metal bar owner from Bangladesh said to me: "just ditch him somewhere!" And i told him that's not the way we do things IN THE REAL WORLD! Anyway the guy was on multiple recreational drugs + on a shitload of medication. He was not breathing and his heart beat was very low. Once i made the 911 call and started CPR and got this guy back in the real world his first words were:
"FUCK YOU!"

PS. So there... I have a million stories like this and it's just not worth it.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: TechnoViking on February 10, 2009, 12:55:43 AM
The WEIRD policy here is that unless the bar/night club is insanely big, you work there alone and most of the owners here are from Asia. Since they really have no education or anything they pretty much have to start their own business and they FUCK the local IRS big time, then close the bar and start a new one. I was allways a very friendly bouncer as I'm also a pretty laid back guy, but when the shit hit the fence you had to be down with it all. There's no second place in a dark bar alley...

I usually worked for 6 hours a night and made between 150-300 € per night (300€ is allmost 500 $).

I think that this one incident that has burned in to my soul was this young guy who was OD:ing and his girlfriend was standing next to him and screeming. The Metal bar owner from Bangladesh said to me: "just ditch him somewhere!" And i told him that's not the way we do things IN THE REAL WORLD! Anyway the guy was on multiple recreational drugs + on a shitload of medication. He was not breathing and his heart beat was very low. Once i made the 911 call and started CPR and got this guy back in the real world his first words were:
"FUCK YOU!"

PS. So there... I have a million stories like this and it's just not worth it.


It was probably just GHB...Although not something that you should really have to mess with...
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: TechnoViking on February 10, 2009, 12:57:35 AM
Noone wins a fight

- Dalton Grant

one would think that a guy like Dalton who for sure is well versed on Buddisim, that he would have his agoistic mind under control...However Dalton was all EGO... Also Dalton was a cheap mother fucker...When the owner of the apartment he was going to rent told him the price, Dalton should have done the right thing and gave him a respectable amount...But he did'nt...And in return the old man got his whole house burnt down for his troubles...I guess thats why Dalton now has ass cancer... :D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: gracie bjj on February 10, 2009, 01:22:14 AM
like someone said,its all about whos got your back,if your working with some experianced,thorough security guys your gonna feel more stable.everyone i worked with was a renzo gracie bjj trained guy,i knew them from renzos academy and knew they could handle things if anything got ugly.ive worked in other clubs in jersey where the other bouncers where not paying attention to the crowds and leaning over talking to broads all night,thats not the type of guys you want watching your back.nothing wrong with kicking it with some hot broads but your eyes have to stay glued to your section ans also watching to see if your fellow bouncers flashlight is flicking on and off,which means theres an incident either going down or ready to go down.my philosiphy always was to try to diffuse the tension before a fight broke out,i would stay calm with a drunk,pissed off guy and talk to him cool and be nice,alot of times it worked,alot of times it didnt,when it didnt we just usually sunk in a rnc or side arm choke and escorted the guy outside and sat him down on a porch away from the club.ive never liked working with bouncers that where just waiting for the smallest excuse to pound some drunk guy half to death,thats not professional and eventually youll do it to the wrong cat and get capped leaving the club after work one night
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 10, 2009, 01:57:49 AM
like someone said,its all about whos got your back,if your working with some experianced,thorough security guys your gonna feel more stable.everyone i worked with was a renzo gracie bjj trained guy,i knew them from renzos academy and knew they could handle things if anything got ugly.ive worked in other clubs in jersey where the other bouncers where not paying attention to the crowds and leaning over talking to broads all night,thats not the type of guys you want watching your back.nothing wrong with kicking it with some hot broads but your eyes have to stay glued to your section ans also watching to see if your fellow bouncers flashlight is flicking on and off,which means theres an incident either going down or ready to go down.my philosiphy always was to try to diffuse the tension before a fight broke out,i would stay calm with a drunk,pissed off guy and talk to him cool and be nice,alot of times it worked,alot of times it didnt,when it didnt we just usually sunk in a rnc or side arm choke and escorted the guy outside and sat him down on a porch away from the club.ive never liked working with bouncers that where just waiting for the smallest excuse to pound some drunk guy half to death,thats not professional and eventually youll do it to the wrong cat and get capped leaving the club after work one night

Bro, no offense, but all the JJ guys I've seen bouncing got their asses ha nded to them, Jiu Jitsu is not made for handling multiple drunk opponents at one time, esp. at a club, muay thai or boxing is much better for handling several guys at one time, as soon as a JJ guy goes to the ground (which is what JJ is based on) it's over for the JJ guy cause he's catching boots to the head from buddy's friends, end of story.

Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: bigdumbbell on February 10, 2009, 06:13:48 AM
Bro, no offense, but all the JJ guys I've seen bouncing got their asses ha nded to them, Jiu Jitsu is not made for handling multiple drunk opponents at one time, esp. at a club, muay thai or boxing is much better for handling several guys at one time, as soon as a JJ guy goes to the ground (which is what JJ is based on) it's over for the JJ guy cause he's catching boots to the head from buddy's friends, end of story.


sounds more like a movie that dealing with drunks
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 10, 2009, 06:21:33 AM
Bro, no offense, but all the JJ guys I've seen bouncing got their asses ha nded to them, Jiu Jitsu is not made for handling multiple drunk opponents at one time, esp. at a club, muay thai or boxing is much better for handling several guys at one time, as soon as a JJ guy goes to the ground (which is what JJ is based on) it's over for the JJ guy cause he's catching boots to the head from buddy's friends, end of story.


Well you cant punch anyone if your bouncing
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: the_doc on February 10, 2009, 07:09:24 AM
Yeah had many crazy nights bouncing in Limerick. Worked with some proper nut jobs though so it was all good. Made some good money!

Do you still live in limerick. I live in Dublin
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Smokincrazy on February 10, 2009, 08:53:57 AM
This thread is literally chock full of epically tough guys.  Oh brother the skintight glitter shirts and thick gold chains you hereos of the door must have sported.
Must of got ruffed up by a bouncer
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Man of Steel on February 10, 2009, 11:03:10 AM
Must of got ruffed up by a bouncer

Ya nailed it....got "ruffed up".
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Smokincrazy on February 10, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
Ya nailed it....got "ruffed up".
Sorry tough guy  "roughed up".  Getting puffy on message boards is always easier than at the club
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 10, 2009, 11:37:43 AM
MOS doesn't get roughed...he does the roughing.  ;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Colossus_1986 on February 10, 2009, 11:38:50 AM
I'm a bouncer here >  ;D

www.moombaclub.com (http://www.moombaclub.com)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: d0nny2600 on February 10, 2009, 11:54:24 AM
Do you still live in limerick. I live in Dublin
Im living in Spain at the moment but heading back to Limerick soon enough.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on February 10, 2009, 12:06:54 PM
???
I heard that Tom Prince worked the door of a bathroom stall.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: tbombz on February 10, 2009, 12:08:32 PM

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g93bcGvgWBo/R_DGntMal7I/AAAAAAAADZ4/m1mzSpvM_NA/s400/BenPakulski-MD-PerBernal-225.jpg)


photoshop like a mother fucker
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: rccs on February 10, 2009, 01:00:26 PM
I used to do it... Don't do it anymore... nothing funny about that..
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Man of Steel on February 10, 2009, 04:33:43 PM
Sorry tough guy  "roughed up".  Getting puffy on message boards is always easier than at the club

AHAHAAH!!!  "tough guy".....some of that brutal bouncer-talk I suppose.   "Wait a minute tough guy....line forms back there."
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: SS on February 10, 2009, 05:07:09 PM
AHAHAAH!!!  "tough guy".....some of that brutal bouncer-talk I suppose.   "Wait a minute tough guy....line forms back there."
;D
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: TrapsMcLats on February 10, 2009, 05:24:41 PM
I did it for one night, broke up a cat fight, and took a heel to the groin from some crazy, coked out bitch. Never again.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 10, 2009, 05:28:21 PM
haha i hate breaking up cat fights.

I try to be calm and patient genttly prising their hands off each others hair and holding them pack around teh waist os tanding infront of them.

Sometimes teh fucking bitches just dont let go and you really gotta squeeze on the tendons at back of the wrist as hard as ya can so the fuckers let go.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Skeeter on February 10, 2009, 05:46:11 PM
I was a doorman for a year and a half but the bar that I worked at closed down. Don't feel like finding another bouncing job though.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Ursus on February 10, 2009, 05:50:24 PM
take it as a blessing.

There was a football game of the Deaf league and the teams and supporters (Belfast and doncaster) were in my bar at the weekend.

Fuckers wouldnt budge at end of night. So annoying. Girls were so hot.

Anyway at end of night they started fighting and shit and then around 20 cops with batons came beating teh shit out of each other.

It was so frustrating teying to get these people out i can only imagine how the cops would have felt trying to talk to deaf drunk upset people
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Smokincrazy on February 10, 2009, 06:34:04 PM
AHAHAAH!!!  "tough guy".....some of that brutal bouncer-talk I suppose.   "Wait a minute tough guy....line forms back there."
I've read your posts on here for awhile.  Your more humorous than this.  Post one time without the words brutal,and epic
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: gracie bjj on February 11, 2009, 12:08:56 AM
Bro, no offense, but all the JJ guys I've seen bouncing got their asses ha nded to them, Jiu Jitsu is not made for handling multiple drunk opponents at one time, esp. at a club, muay thai or boxing is much better for handling several guys at one time, as soon as a JJ guy goes to the ground (which is what JJ is based on) it's over for the JJ guy cause he's catching boots to the head from buddy's friends, end of story.



i dont remember saying anything about going to the ground,if you knew anything about bjj you would know that you can choke a guy out or put him in many different submissions holds from the standing position,we never take a person down in a club.we just lock them in a choke hold or standing arm lock and escort them outside.also we where told we cannot strike any occupants cause of lawsuits and other legal issues.
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 11, 2009, 04:57:48 AM
Bro, no offense, but all the JJ guys I've seen bouncing got their asses ha nded to them, Jiu Jitsu is not made for handling multiple drunk opponents at one time, esp. at a club, muay thai or boxing is much better for handling several guys at one time, as soon as a JJ guy goes to the ground (which is what JJ is based on) it's over for the JJ guy cause he's catching boots to the head from buddy's friends, end of story.



It's actually a misconception that bjj is strictly a ground fighting martial art. Unfortunately most of the bjj schools don't teach the self-defense part, but, it still exists. 

(http://www.grapplingarchive.com/images/books/GracieRoyce&GracieCharles-DefenseTechniques.jpg)
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: HUGEPECS on February 11, 2009, 07:06:07 AM
Are you still HHH's limo driver/go boy?  ;D




lol......I got laid off. he couldn't afford the lifestyle anymore
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: SS on February 11, 2009, 07:23:23 AM
i dont remember saying anything about going to the ground,if you knew anything about bjj you would know that you can choke a guy out or put him in many different submissions holds from the standing position,we never take a person down in a club.we just lock them in a choke hold or standing arm lock and escort them outside.also we where told we cannot strike any occupants cause of lawsuits and other legal issues.
Boooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 11, 2009, 07:26:49 AM
i dont remember saying anything about going to the ground,if you knew anything about bjj you would know that you can choke a guy out or put him in many different submissions holds from the standing position,we never take a person down in a club.we just lock them in a choke hold or standing arm lock and escort them outside.also we where told we cannot strike any occupants cause of lawsuits and other legal issues.
Youre totally telling the truth here,anybody who has done bouncing recently (in last 3-5yrs) knows you CANNOT strike a customer
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Luolamies on February 11, 2009, 09:51:03 AM
After i left that particular METAL BAR i was on very good terms with the "customers" there where allways some junkie who could not handle his liquor so i usually just carried them away, so once they realized that they were outside the bar they wondered off.

OK, so after i left the "customers" thought that the new bouncer was of the same sort of guy as me, you know (don't start anything and there won't be anything)... Well he wasn't, he was this Ukrainian boxer who had a few screws loose from the "humane" Russian army.

So first night some easy going pot head comes in and thinks he can shoot the shit whit him like he was able to do with me. Long story short: "he opens his mouth, the word GORILLA comes out as does the right cross from that Ukrainian guy)... Ever since that first night the owners wanted me back and i said: "too little, too late."
Title: Re: How many doormen/bouncers on getbigger?
Post by: Man of Steel on February 11, 2009, 09:56:05 AM
I've read your posts on here for awhile.  Your more humorous than this.  Post one time without the words brutal,and epic

"Gonna need to see some ID pal.  Have to pat you down.  Please hold your arms out so that I can run my hands up and down your body and possibly graze your weiner."