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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: spinnis on April 18, 2009, 12:56:12 PM
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http://omegle.com/
Try to get some funny reactions and post them,
you will be hooked up with anotehr random person lol.
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I think I was talking to Vince Basile.
You: oi!
Stranger: OINK OINK?!
Stranger: CALL ME FAT
Stranger: !?!?!?!?
Stranger: IMPLYING IM A FUCKIGN PIG
You: You're immense.
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK...
You: You can't impose e-fines
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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;D
the Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi what are you wearing?
Stranger: NOTHING U
Stranger: ASL
You: Look, I have to know right now if you're over 21.
You: This could get heavy.
Stranger: i am 23
You: Are you a computer or a human?
You: What is your opinion of AI?
Stranger: human
Stranger: i dono
You: You have an interesting personality. I can see why you're a big hit around here.
Stranger: you a comp
You: Pot meet kettle.
You: What makes you say so?
Stranger: are u a boy or girl
You: I am in the middle of reassignment. You are a black male, yes?
Stranger: no
Stranger: bitch
You: Bullshit, you sound black to me.
Stranger: u fucking crack
You: It's things like that, see? Ok, what suburb are you in then?
Stranger: i think your the black
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http://omegle.com/
Try to get some funny reactions and post them,
you will be hooked up with anotehr random person lol.
Nice find, Swode.
You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: wha gwon?
You: wappen blud?
You: ya irie?
You: ??
lolz
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Nice find, Swode.
lolz
SWODE Haaaaaaahahahahaaaahhhhh hhaaaaa
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LOL, TOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: getbig
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
classic!!!
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Stranger: hello me droogie
You: epic first liner
Stranger: lets go to the moloko bar
Stranger: lets drink some milk+
You: I dont hang out in gay bars
Stranger: lets do a party of ULTRA VIOLENCE
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha
You: gay violent who drinks milk
You: lol
You: wtf
Stranger: you dont fucking know A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
You: they hooked me up a gay dude hahahaha
Stranger: no fuckin culture
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D they hooked me up w/ power rod
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LOL, TOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!
classic!!!
hahahahaha
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Stranger: 24 male finland
You: fucki fucki?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: 'ello
You: hi stud
You: me hot
Stranger: :|
You: you hot
Stranger: I'm female, hon. *commence disconnect*
You: fucki fucki?
Stranger: no thank you.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fuck that spam cuntbox!
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Stranger: 24 male finland
You: fucki fucki?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
yeeeeeeeeeees haaaaaahahahaha ;D ;D
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
You: you hot?
Stranger: you first
Stranger: yes vary hot
You: 13 female wisconsin
Stranger: cool 14 male pa
Stranger: you hot
You: yes
You: not many pubes but i do oral
You: you?
Stranger: you have a picture
You: you first
Stranger: i love sex
Stranger: you first
You: describe me
You: i said first you first so
You: you are choking
Stranger: what fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey theeeere
You: well helloooo
Stranger: wanna hear a joke?
You: yeah
You: bet its shit
Stranger: knock knock
You: come in
Stranger: NO
You: ?
Stranger: stop
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there?
Stranger: pedobear
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there
Stranger: hello, stranger
Stranger: asl
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you got me =/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Now then
You: You got big breasts?
Stranger: hahaa
You: I like milk...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:'(
That didn't last very long.
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everyone wants to get laid. i have been dismissed 4 times for being a male!
Stranger: ASL???????????????
You: hold your horses
Stranger: ???
You: mr.alpha male
You: calm down
Stranger: I CAN'T
You: you that desperate for pussy?
Stranger: yes
You: why wont you get a hooker
You: why use this for that?
Stranger: I like this more
You: ah, you must be useless
Stranger: with people i can't see ^^
You: and why is that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there
Stranger: hello, stranger
Stranger: asl
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you got me =/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
;D
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there
Stranger: hello, stranger
Stranger: asl
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you got me =/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LMAO
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi!
You: how you doin?
Stranger: i'm fine.u?
You: fine thx.
You: where are you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and you?
You: germany
You: you have the better chicks
You: you win
Stranger: no!u too!
You: no, german girls are fat.
You: weather in brazil is better as well
You: germany has better beer though
Stranger: no,i think germany great!
Stranger: i don't like the summer
You: stop kissing my ass please, germany sucks
You: summer is great!
Stranger: sorry,but i have going too
Stranger: bye
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tranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: you first, i am shy
Stranger: thats a lazy excuse!
Stranger: if you are shy you wouldn't be on this chatsite in the first place
lol
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hello!
You: hahaha epic 11" guns, brutal 90's light blue mexican jeans and gay duck footed standing style
Stranger: roflmao
Stranger: lolllololololollolllolol ooollolo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: que?
Stranger: Join the dark side, we have cookies
You: parlez vous francais?
Stranger: Nope, I always got 1's on school for that :P
You: un grosse regle?
You: die krankerraufen
You: du hast une chat?
Stranger: German? I suck at that as well, 4's :P I'm only good at Dutch and English
You: dis bin einer merd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Good job I don't speak French/German either..
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you like parmesan ?
You: hi
You: ain't nuthin but a peanut
You: u like peanuts?
Stranger: i do.
Stranger: do you like tennis ?
You: no sevastase does...
You: u know him?
Stranger: sure.
You: yea skinny dude
You: do u like bodybuilding?
Stranger: hate it
Stranger: do you do it ?
You: cause you dont like to lift no heavy ass weights!
You: yea buddy!
Stranger: no it's because i like to have fun whilst doing a physical effort
Stranger: and lifting stuff is not fun
Stranger: don't you think ?
You: it is fun
Stranger: how so.
You: you lift, you yell, you talk to fitness hoes...
You: you take em home...
Stranger: sure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i like tight underwear
You: me too.
Stranger: how tight?
You: but not too tight, that's not nice on the balls
You: you need fresh air down there
Stranger: you don't like sweaty, sticky balls?
You: no, lol. You?
Stranger: well, i don't have balls
You: sorry for that. ;-)
You: just kidding
You: where are you?
Stranger: in a cave somewhere
Stranger: i'm chained up, but somehow i'm on a computer
Stranger: my master says i can't leave until eat this big wheel of cheese in its entirety
You: wow, that sounds good. Do you know Nasser El Sonbaty?
Stranger: i sure don't
You: that's bad, Nasser would eat the whole wheel of cheese for you and sell you his used underwear
You: he likes tight thongs
You: swaety and sticky balls
Stranger: oh wow! i need to meet up with him.
You: go to getbig.com and contact Bigbobs, he will help you.
Stranger: tell him to fly his magical dragon here to ninavalhea and slay the 6-headed beast guarding the cave, ok?
You: I'm sorry, but Bigbobs is too fat to get out of his own cave, where he is chained to Nasser.
Stranger: damn it! i'm screwed
You: No, you"re not. That's your problem
You: lol
Stranger: have him summon the mice gods to come and eat the cheese?
You: Good idea.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you like parmesan ?
You: hi
You: ain't nuthin but a peanut
You: u like peanuts?
Stranger: i do.
Stranger: do you like tennis ?
You: no sevastase does...
You: u know him?
Stranger: sure.
You: yea skinny dude
You: do u like bodybuilding?
Stranger: hate it
Stranger: do you do it ?
You: cause you dont like to lift no heavy ass weights!
You: yea buddy!
Stranger: no it's because i like to have fun whilst doing a physical effort
Stranger: and lifting stuff is not fun
Stranger: don't you think ?
You: it is fun
Stranger: how so.
You: you lift, you yell, you talk to fitness hoes...
You: you take em home...
Stranger: sure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Genius! ;D
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=509094
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
already full with spam
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=509094
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
already full with spam
sure. and also there are too many getbiggers now. I'll chat until i get lovemonkey. ;D ;D
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: male or female?
Stranger: m
You: how tall are u?
Stranger: and you ?
You: and how much u weight?
Stranger: about 170cm
Stranger: why you ask this ?
You: i wanna know
Stranger: about 61kg
You: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A BEAST!!!!!
You: okay "stranger"
Stranger: ??
You: how much u lift?
Stranger: i don't know
You: u dont go to the gym?
Stranger: maybe 50kg
You: you must be a monster
Stranger: no i don't
You: your lack of willpower is sickening
Stranger: we have no gym here
You: where do you live?
You: Squad's trailer park?
Stranger: where is that ？
You: in Dubai, India
Stranger: i come from china
Stranger: how old are you ？
You: 14
You: i hope you are not a pedo
Stranger: are you a Indian person
You: no i live in america
Stranger: then why you think i may live in india
You: I gotta go and get my proteins, i'm getting catabolic
You: and Dubai is not in India, dumbass.
You have disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: male or female?
Stranger: m
You: how tall are u?
Stranger: and you ?
You: and how much u weight?
Stranger: about 170cm
Stranger: why you ask this ?
You: i wanna know
Stranger: about 61kg
You: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A BEAST!!!!!
You: okay "stranger"
Stranger: ??
You: how much u lift?
Stranger: i don't know
You: u dont go to the gym?
Stranger: maybe 50kg
You: you must be a monster
Stranger: no i don't
You: your lack of willpower is sickening
Stranger: we have no gym here
You: where do you live?
You: Squad's trailer park?
Stranger: where is that ？
You: in Dubai, India
Stranger: i come from china
Stranger: how old are you ？
You: 14
You: i hope you are not a pedo
Stranger: are you a Indian person
You: no i live in america
Stranger: then why you think i may live in india
You: I gotta go and get my proteins, i'm getting catabolic
You: and Dubai is not in India, dumbass.
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omg, LMAO!!
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hi swede :)
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: germany
You: you
Stranger: sweden
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: you gay?
Stranger: nope
You: are u sure?
Stranger: pretty damn sure.
Stranger: you/
You: hmm...u hesitated there 4 a sec
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haha only males there and they want bitches
You: huhu
Stranger: heyy
You: what's up
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: good
You: m and you?
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: you gay?
Stranger: nope
You: are u sure?
Stranger: pretty damn sure.
Stranger: you/
You: hmm...u hesitated there 4 a sec
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Sebastian has found a new tool to find gay partners.... ::) ::)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: 26 m UK - want to chat?
You: hold on a second, i'm just having a shit
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dubai, india is just classic. we need to let everyone think it exists
You: hi stud
Stranger: hi
You: how's it going/>
Stranger: great
You: how come?
You: what's so great about your life/
Stranger: just doing everything as I like
You: cool
You: where you from?
Stranger: doing a great job
Stranger: Indiua
Stranger: India
Stranger: and u?
You: oh
You: are you from dubai,india?
Stranger: No
You: why not?
Stranger: Dubai is a different country
Stranger: and India is a diffferent country
You: dubai is a country? your wrose than the guy we have
You: how do you smell?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: I forgot that it is in UAE
You: now we're talking
Stranger: which country you are from?
You: why are you so skinny? why won't you do bodybuilding
Stranger: I dont think so
You: why not
Stranger: are you mentally sick
You: you have that crazy midget bodybuilder
You: he looks awesome
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hope somebody gets my joke here :D
Stranger: are u from finland
You: i'm from endland
You: you?
You: answer me
Stranger: finland
You: ok
You: endland is better
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: 26 m UK - want to chat?
You: hold on a second, i'm just having a shit
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LOL
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You: hi stud
Stranger: hii
You: i love them warm welcomes
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Stranger: Hello
You: hi
You: how much do you bench ?
Stranger: whats that
You: epic lack of knowledge
You: where from?
Stranger: Ok I get it
You: u do?
You: I hate my cat
You: do u like pink or blue?
Stranger: Yup I do
Stranger: Blue
Stranger: U?
You: u sure?
Stranger: BTW, whats ur ASL?
Stranger: Yup
You: what'ASL?
You: I heard of ISL
You: do you have it?
Stranger: Age sex location
You: aa
You: 29 yo
You: dubai, India
You: male
You: u?
You: still there?
You: brb..gotta take a dump, ok?
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hahah, this one was tough!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: no
Stranger: YES
You: i can't see the sea from here
Stranger: i don't.
You: you don't what?
Stranger: i don't know :|
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
Stranger: OMFG HAUHAU
Do you know the enemy?
Stranger: Do you know your enemy?
Stranger: We gotta the enemy
Stranger: (8)
You: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Stranger: The enemy of enemy of my enemyf is...my enemy.
You: So war ich beinahe ununterbrochen umgeben von lebender Dichtung.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: I'M HITLER
Stranger: HAY
You: No you're not.
You: I am Hitler
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: I'm fail :(
You: 我はヒトラー！お前は何もない！
You: See?
You: I can't see the sea from here
Stranger: o_o
Stranger: Sorry, you is dead..
Stranger: I'm Touro Sentado.
You: Yes, and i am Sentado Touro.
You: are you dead?
Stranger: Yeah ;/
You: Cool.
Stranger: Tré Cool!
You: Je ne sais pas.
Stranger: Me too..
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: I walk a lonely road...
You: the only road that i have ever known
You: What time is it?
Stranger: I don't know. :(
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
You: I can't see the sea from here
Stranger: YEAH I KNOW!!! :|
Stranger: So, you like Green Day? :)
You: If you know that you know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he knows.
Stranger: TOCA AQUI!!!
> PEITINHO
You: そうですね。
Stranger: I know it...as...I nacked and mastubarting.
You: good for you.
Stranger: I know... :/
You: why don't you fuck someone?
Stranger: My penis is too big.
You: i bet you are fat and ugly.
Stranger: No, I am the "Kid Bengala" here in Brazil. (if you do not know who he is, look on google.)
You: How much do you bench?
Stranger: Errr.... I don't know.
You: You don't like bodybuilding?
Stranger: I like to Fuck pussy.
You: How much do you weigh?
Stranger: 61kg.
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hahah, this one was tough!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: no
Stranger: YES
You: i can't see the sea from here
Stranger: i don't.
You: you don't what?
Stranger: i don't know :|
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
Stranger: OMFG HAUHAU
Do you know the enemy?
Stranger: Do you know your enemy?
Stranger: We gotta the enemy
Stranger: (8)
You: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Stranger: The enemy of enemy of my enemyf is...my enemy.
You: So war ich beinahe ununterbrochen umgeben von lebender Dichtung.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: I'M HITLER
Stranger: HAY
You: No you're not.
You: I am Hitler
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: I'm fail :(
You: 我はヒトラー！お前は何もない！
You: See?
You: I can't see the sea from here
Stranger: o_o
Stranger: Sorry, you is dead..
Stranger: I'm Touro Sentado.
You: Yes, and i am Sentado Touro.
You: are you dead?
Stranger: Yeah ;/
You: Cool.
Stranger: Tré Cool!
You: Je ne sais pas.
Stranger: Me too..
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: I walk a lonely road...
You: the only road that i have ever known
You: What time is it?
Stranger: I don't know. :(
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
You: I can't see the sea from here
Stranger: YEAH I KNOW!!! :|
Stranger: So, you like Green Day? :)
You: If you know that you know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he knows.
Stranger: TOCA AQUI!!!
> PEITINHO
You: そうですね。
Stranger: I know it...as...I nacked and mastubarting.
You: good for you.
Stranger: I know... :/
You: why don't you fuck someone?
Stranger: My penis is too big.
You: i bet you are fat and ugly.
Stranger: No, I am the "Kid Bengala" here in Brazil. (if you do not know who he is, look on google.)
You: How much do you bench?
Stranger: Errr.... I don't know.
You: You don't like bodybuilding?
Stranger: I like to Fuck pussy.
You: How much do you weigh?
Stranger: 61kg.
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god you are boring
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 19/m/uk u?
You: 85/f/SA
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You: hi
You: solid?
Stranger: heyy
You: is that you?
You: i'm your brother liquid
Stranger: of course
You: where's big boss?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i have missed you <3
You: i've missed you too
Stranger: dont know, havent seen
You: mh
You: you think he died?
Stranger: yeah, maybe =(
You: he had that virus you know
Stranger: mm
You: shitty day
Stranger: yeah
You: hope we can meet again solid
Stranger: yes!
You: is naomi there?
Stranger: yes, she's sitting next to me
You: say hi
You: i miss her too
You: top notch whore
Stranger: hah
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You: twat
Stranger: jaaha että sillee
You: asshole fever?
Stranger: ha?
You: is there a problem "stranger"?
Stranger: joo on ongelmii
You: fucki fucki
You: ?
Stranger: en tajuu sua
You: eat a dick little punk
Stranger: sorry i'm from finland
You: you suck a good dick?
Stranger: and you're an asshole too
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You: twat
Stranger: jaaha että sillee
You: asshole fever?
Stranger: ha?
You: is there a problem "stranger"?
Stranger: joo on ongelmii
You: fucki fucki
You: ?
Stranger: en tajuu sua
You: eat a dick little punk
Stranger: sorry i'm from finland
You: you suck a good dick?
Stranger: and you're an asshole too
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omg, lol!!
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Haha, Tigerman just trolled me!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: 26 m UK - want to chat?
You: hold on a second, i'm just having a shit
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;D
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 19/m/uk u?
You: 85/f/SA
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Haha, Tigerman just trolled me!
lol.
Most people on that site are awfully boring though. :-[ :-[
Nothing really to make of it.
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Stranger: hi
You: what up son
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Stranger: hi
You: what up son
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lol, some insecure guys there.
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Stranger: hi
You: hey asshole
Stranger: ehat you are fuckin pedofili
Stranger: kauan2
Stranger: kauan2 kauna2
You: fucki fucki?
Stranger: open season 2
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You: HELLO
Stranger: Yo
You: SUP
You: \ARE YOU BLACK
You: WHERE RE YOU FROM
Stranger: Netherlands
You: DUTCH SOUNDS LIKE GARGLING
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Stranger: hey
You: huh?
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lol
I don't know why they turned against me lol
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You: howdie stranger
Stranger: hey
You: where you from
Stranger: how's it hangin'?
You: im fine honey
Stranger: i'm from south america
You: im mars from getbig
You: i love south american women
You: you might as well heard of me
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I don't know why they turned against me lol
people are strange. ;D
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You: howdie stranger
Stranger: hey
You: where you from
Stranger: how's it hangin'?
You: im fine honey
Stranger: i'm from south america
You: im mars from getbig
You: i love south american women
You: you might as well heard of me
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;D
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: getbig.com
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: hi asl
Stranger: 18 f us
You: 40 m us
Stranger: i like older men
Stranger: ;)
You: so do I
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wanna play with me
You: play what?
Stranger: sex
You: sex is nothing to play about, young lady
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: hi asl
Stranger: 18 f us
You: 40 m us
Stranger: i like older men
Stranger: ;)
You: so do I
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wanna play with me
You: play what?
Stranger: sex
You: sex is nothing to play about, young lady
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;D ;D ;D
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: getbig.com
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;D
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: hi asl
Stranger: 18 f us
You: 40 m us
Stranger: i like older men
Stranger: ;)
You: so do I
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wanna play with me
You: play what?
Stranger: sex
You: sex is nothing to play about, young lady
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hahahaha!
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Stranger: I AM FROM FINLAND, I AM UGLY, I AM GIRL, I AM FAT, I AM NINJA AND I AM IDIOT.
You: You are from getbig!!
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OK who was it ;D
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You: howdie stranger
Stranger: hey
You: where you from
Stranger: how's it hangin'?
You: im fine honey
Stranger: i'm from south america
You: im mars from getbig
You: i love south american women
You: you might as well heard of me
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: getbig.com
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win
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Stranger: I AM FROM FINLAND, I AM UGLY, I AM GIRL, I AM FAT, I AM NINJA AND I AM IDIOT.
You: You are from getbig!!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You: hi
Stranger: My finger is on the button...
Stranger: Say something.
You: you mean your clit?
Stranger: haha, no
You: what then? The "on" button for the vibrating powertool you are sitting on?
Stranger: You are a naughty one, but you do not sustain...
Stranger: Lo I am owned....
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You: yo Bitch!
Stranger: hoe
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
was it youj!!
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was it youj!!
no, i just thought it was funny. i think it was debussey. ;D
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they should make a special getbig section
it doesn't make any sense to talk to someone else
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they should make a special getbig section
it doesn't make any sense to talk to someone else
right.
You: hi
Stranger: ToadTastic.com
You: getbig.com
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this has to be a fellow getbigger lol
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: opinions on vagina air?
You: vagina air?
You: Explain#
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: the air inside a vagina
Stranger: it cycles, correct/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: the same air cannot be in a vagina all the time.
You: Often times better on a dead victim
Stranger: so it cycles around.
You: Not on a corpse
Stranger: and goes into the atmosphere.
Stranger: and you and i breathe it.
Stranger: so.
Stranger: i'm breathing my friends vagina air!
Stranger: i'm breathing your girlfriends vagina air!
Stranger: i'm breathing everyones vagina air!
Stranger: it's a fun concept.
You: Thats the only vagina you'll ever get
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i have a girlfriend.
Stranger: she has an outie vagina.
You: lies
Stranger: no really
You: you have a boyfriend
You: hows his anal air?
Stranger: could be
You: your breathing it now
You: dirty boy
Stranger: tastes like cookies.
Stranger: which i am eating.
Stranger: cookies infused with anal air.
Stranger: yum..
You: what your b/friends ass?
You: dirty
Stranger: he's a girl though.
Stranger: so it's okay.
Stranger: cause they don't poop
You: no he is a boy
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Stranger: tell me that you're from Finland and I will run away
You: im from holland honey
Stranger: that's even more worse actual
Stranger: nederland...
Stranger: ok
You: yes
Stranger: leuk
You: you women or men
Stranger: I guess that doesn't matter if you're from holland
Stranger: but I'm men
You: cockbreath lost your tongue?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: just surfing on the net
You: surfing for porn naughty basterd
Stranger: not really
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HAI
You: hi
Stranger: ur homo orsm?
You: What, are you searching for male sex partners on the internet?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im searching for rap battlers
You: Then why do you perform the most common screening process gays uses for hunting cock?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: ur gay right?
You: Rap battlers? Are you one of those sub humans with an 85IQ that thinks it's cool to do drugs instead of going to school?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Drugs
Stranger: owns
Stranger: u all
Stranger: guy
Stranger: s
Stranger: naxuj
You: Seems like you ain't coming from a lineage of nobel prize winners.
Stranger: wat
Stranger: ur some fag?
You: Did your parents even know how to read?
Stranger: u must be homo
You: Or did they think it was cool to be an uneducated fool doing drugs in the hood while bragging about being on welfare and not knowing the letters?
Stranger: You are so fucking funny
Stranger: you know that?
Stranger: where u from guy
You: From the perspective of humanity, you and your family and friends are liabilities.
You: Draining the resources of society by acting in your own inferior ways
You: What, you want to know where I live now? Are you finally trying to hit on me? What.. are you a GAY hoodrat as well?
Stranger: MORALFAG
Stranger: im hetero
Stranger: sry
You: Who would have thought, a gay 85IQ moron with obvious gay intentions hunting for cock in a place where it would be the least accessble.
Stranger: atleast im not a MORALFAG
You: Well... You are excused, given that your parents never knew how to read and all
Stranger: fuck off moralfag
You: Define morality
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: tell me somehing about u pls
You: yes
Stranger: okey
Stranger: i wait
You: i am from planet Nibiru.
Stranger: oh nice i it next to xeneon?
You: I can sell you anabolic steroids and make you Mr Olympia.
You: we build the pyramids.
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Stranger: I JUST ACCIDENTALLY MY WHOLE FAMILY
You: your mom
Stranger: NO MY WHOLE FAMILY
You: you killed them?
Stranger: NO I JUST ACCIDENTALLY THEM
You: im verona and you
Stranger: IT DOESENT MATTER WHAT DO I DO?
Stranger: U GOTTA HELP ME
You: peter?
You: son?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I DONT EVEN KNOW U
Stranger: I M JUST ASKING YOUR HELP
You: what can i do son
Stranger: PLEASE TELL ME WHTA DO I HAVE TO DO
You: you can make them dissapair in acid
You: best option i learned on getbig
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Stranger: THIS ISNT HELPING
Stranger: I NEED HEAP
You: or feet them to the pigs
Stranger: CYA MAYBE SUM OTHER ONE WILL HELP ME
Stranger: U PRICK
Stranger: ASSHOLE
Stranger: SON OF A BITCH
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You: michael arvilla?
Stranger: my mommy told me not to talk to strangers :/
Stranger: YES
You: you looked great last competion
Stranger: i always look great.
You: laura is a wonderful girl too
Stranger: no she's not
You: oh thats new to me
Stranger: it should be
You: when will you compete again
Stranger: tomorrow, at 3 AM
You: when will you post pics
You: on getbig
Stranger: in 3 seconds
You: are you in better bodybuilding shape?
Stranger: pff
Stranger: i'm da masta.
You: braught up the leggs?
Stranger: you ask a lot of questions
Stranger: nosey!
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Stranger: imma shemale
You: salutations
You: good
You: massive schlong?
You: massive tits?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 8 gallons
You: elaborate
Stranger: yeah
You: Have you ever drunk elephants piss from the glove compartment of a 1960's Ford Mustang?
You: if not then you have not lived my learned Ladyboy
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yes i have
You: Good, you have passed the first test, now insert 4 fingers into your rectum and scream for me!
Stranger: FUUUUCKK
You: Do it!
Stranger: i just did it
You: HARDER!
Stranger: AWWWWWWWWWW! HURTS
You: In the name of filth make it bleed!
Stranger: i'm not fuckin goatse!½
You: Insolence will not be tolerated, re-insert said fingers, post haste!
Stranger: :D
You: Do it!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!
You: Good, now get some ice cubes and insert 16 into you ass, this will soothe the pain
You: you go now and relax, you worked hard tonight
Stranger: oh thanks
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You: can i cum in your mouth?
Stranger: sure
You: do you swallow?
Stranger: if want me to
You: Do you have a large clitoris?
Stranger: yes
You: are you into bodybuilding?
Stranger: no
You: Damn it
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So close...
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi,
Stranger: country?
You: 66 gay jew with an eyepatch from the US here, brutal lat spread as well
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah aha
Stranger: hy
Stranger: boy/girl?
You: hi
You: boy
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sup?
You: soup ?
Stranger: now like what is up
Stranger: -w
You: nothing is up...can you get it up f me?
Stranger: fuck no....
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You: the last samurai
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Stranger: hey
You: Terminator 3: rise of the machines
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Stranger: stefano?
gauhar?
You: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
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Stranger: hey
You: Terminator 3: rise of the machines
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ROFL ;D
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There don't seem to be any film fans on there. :-\
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi simonbob
You: hi, huge nasser here
Stranger: You racist!
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Stranger: hi
You: who are you, tell me your name
Stranger: Manuel<
Stranger: what is your name ?
You: good morning,
Stranger: good evening
You: im detective john kimbl
Stranger: good
Stranger: where are you ?
You: now who is your daddy and what does he do?
Stranger: ahahahahah
You: hmm you must be really proud of yourself
Stranger: my dad is a psychiatric doctor
You: one of us is in deep trouble..
Stranger: maybe
You: sarah o connor?
Stranger: terminatyor ?
You: you son of a bitch
You: im a police officer
Stranger: good again
Stranger: where ?
You: nashville
Stranger: country town
You: where you from manual the big black mofo
Stranger: nashville tennesse
You: im haystack
Stranger: bootte de foin ?
Stranger: i'm a needle
You: brazilian women ready for cum
Stranger: ok................
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Stranger: yo
You: hi
Stranger: u a girl?
You: no
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: my cat died
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how u
You: i loved my pussy
Stranger: soz
You: it got hit by a dumbbell
Stranger: i bet ya did
You: dropped by hugh nasser
Stranger: shame lol
You: 4 times uncrowned mr olympia
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You: Robotic precision
Stranger: huh?
You: how I like my ass penetrated
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: howz u?
You: im sick today
Stranger: how cum?
Stranger: catched a cold?
You: i have herpa semplex 10
Stranger: oh god.. never heard of that =/
You: its a sickness homosexuals get
Stranger: ohh is that thing when ur genitals re like infected?
You: youve had it too?
Stranger: no, but i think i've heard of it =P
You: yes, having anal sex without projection is what gave it to me
You: my name is nasser
Stranger: nasser?
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: asl
You: 19F
Stranger: 22 m
You: im just smoking a cigar how about you
Stranger: drinking beer
You: are you in shape?
You: I like a man with a nice lat spread
Stranger: maybe
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its impossible to get anything going on there :D
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Stranger: hi !
You: grrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: oh
You: hello
Stranger: sweet
You: did you taste me?
Stranger: are you a perverse?
Stranger: i don't wanna speak to a perverse
You: no just wondering how you know my sperm tastes sweet
Stranger: perverse
Stranger: buy !
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You: ever heard of ronnie coleman
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i'm sorry, no
You: thats sucks :(
Stranger: who is it?
You: do you think hes better than dorian yates
You: some big bodybuilder dude
Stranger: holy crap
Stranger: that coleman
Stranger: bodybuilding sucks
You: you should google him and google dorain yates and tell me whos better
You: yea
You: you should go to getbig.com and tell them that :/
Stranger: they aint listen anyway
Stranger: neither do i care about them
You: you been to getbig.com
You: why not
You: whats wrong with bodybuilding
Stranger: the more people ruin themselfes, the more space i have on this world
You: wow you must be really fat then huh
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You: hi
Stranger: i just got fucked by my great dane
You: im nasser
Stranger: cool
You: im 300lbs with abs
Stranger: okaaaaay
You: my boyfriend is bigbobs
Stranger: im 176lb's
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no love for nasser on the net ;D
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You: say hi, fucks sake where are your manners?
You: cunt
Stranger: well you didn't start the convo either...
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: mmmmMMMMMMmmmm
Stranger: hang on
Stranger: lemme just clean that up
You: are you the godfather?
You: MMMMM?
You: hmmmm????
Stranger: i just came
You: Where had you been?
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You: hello
Stranger: heyy
You: where you from
Stranger: UK
You: guy or girl
Stranger: girl
You: yeah right...
You: what's your proof?
Stranger: http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt67/s3xxxyl0v3/three/Molly_Steele18.jpg
Stranger: this is
You: ok hold on..
You: so what's going on there in uk?
Stranger: not much really
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This might not be funny, but I was there for fooking ages so I'm posting it! >:(
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pants
Stranger: Today is Velociraptor Awareness Day.
You: do they wear pants?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: To trick us all.
You: do they hide in the pants?
Stranger: No, not really. It's just that they wear them as part of an elaborate disguise to appear as humans.
You: it would take more than pants to achieve this
Stranger: That's what it's only PART of their elaborate disguise.
Stranger: Eons have gone into this great feat.
You: but I'm only interested in the pants
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Well.
You: i wonder what the pants smell like
Stranger: You're focusing on only one part of the problem.
You: could I sell them
Stranger: FOCUS
You: I'm focussing on lots of pants
Stranger: SNAP OUT OF IT SOLDIER
You: Snapping pants, interesting
Stranger: Oh no...
Stranger: they got to you, didn't they?
You: I was there during the Great Pant War of '76
You: It was brutal
You: Many didn't get out alive
You: I still get chills whenever I see a pair of xtra medium y fronts
Stranger: Those aren't chills.
Stranger: Have you ever seen The Matrix, son?
You: Those are the cold fingers of the dead scratching at my neck, beggin for me to put the pants to rest
Stranger: Imagine a combination of The Matrix, Day of the Dead, and Jurassic Park
You: Are you saying the pants aren't real?
Stranger: That's the hell you're living in.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Yes I am.
You: That they are a computer program that I am falsely believing, when the truth is that the pants are being farmed for the elastic energy they contain?
Stranger: Yes. Do you see now?
Stranger: You've been deceived.
You: This cannot be
Stranger: But it is, whether you want to believe it or not.
You: But my pants, and everything in them...
Stranger: ALL LIES.
You: Nooooooo!
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Spread the word, my friend. Spread the word.
Stranger: And watch out for velociraptors.
You: I can no longer continue, now that this charade has been revealed to me
You: My life was pants, and now it is no more
Stranger: No
Stranger: NO
Stranger: STAY FOCUSED
Stranger: ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN PANTS
You: French knickers?
Stranger: No. No knickers. No trousers. No pantyhose.
Stranger: Think about... think about flowers.
You: But I need to feel the comfort and security provided to me by their presence
Stranger: Many things can fill that role. Not just pants.
You: Nothing can ever come close to filling the void left within me
Stranger: Flowers.
Stranger: Flowers can.
You: Flowers are nothing compared to lusciousness of man made fibres
Stranger: Flowers are their own creation. Pants are only man's creation. And man makes lots of shitty things, like... like traffic cones, and bad music.
You: Pants are God's work
Stranger: Hell no they aren't!
Stranger: What were you taught in school?
You: He designed the very first pair using nothing but simple leaf
You: They came in a rather fetching bra and panties set
You: With twig accessories
Stranger: That's just what the raptors want you to think.
You: I shall build a dome, of epic proportions, and line it with pants. Once inside I shall be free from the hatred and lies which the velociraptors wish to pour upon me
Stranger: That's thinking constructively.
Stranger: Godspeed.
You: Godspeedo's?
You: Swimming pants!!!
Stranger: Certainly.
You: Again I have meaning
Stranger: Go forth and spread meaning.
You: I shall spread the seed from my pants
Stranger: Yes.
You: Good luck to you, may your life be filled with the eternal happiness which can only be found with a nice pair of pants
Stranger: Certainly. Good day to you, good sir or madam.
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You: hello
Stranger: heyy
You: where you from
Stranger: UK
You: guy or girl
Stranger: girl
You: yeah right...
You: what's your proof?
Stranger: http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt67/s3xxxyl0v3/three/Molly_Steele18.jpg
Stranger: this is
You: ok hold on..
You: so what's going on there in uk?
Stranger: not much really
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she is hot!!!
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she is hot!!!
I know! Damn...
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: mmmmMMMMMMmmmm
Stranger: hang on
Stranger: lemme just clean that up
You: are you the godfather?
You: MMMMM?
You: hmmmm????
Stranger: i just came
You: Where had you been?
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Stella, you are a really, really, really lovely getbigger, but... none of your convos are that funny; maybe its girl comedy?
Sev has similar issues, although he is - unlike your fragrant self - a cunt
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I know! Damn...
something special bout her
nice eyes
try to find her and send me the msn addy
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Stella, you are a really, really, really lovely getbigger, but... none of your convos are that funny; maybe its girl comedy?
Sev has similar issues, although he is - unlike your fragrant self - a cunt
I thought that may have been sev I was talking to!
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You: dur
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i want molly 18
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Think this might have been Marcel:
You: hi
Stranger: Hi, male,UK here
You: ffs im looking for a fuck
Stranger: haha
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BTW gang, surely there are not this many unfunny girls on Getbig?
Seriously, many of you slags need to raise your game... Stella not included, shes just being a quaint young lady.
The rest of you though have shit comedy skills.
Honestly, just fuck off.
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This one dedicated to Matt C:
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: you are cute
You: i have good tits tbh
Stranger: yeah and i have the best pussy
You: nice, self confidence is good
Stranger: i know
You: indeed
You: where are you from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you?
You: ah, land of the black crime epidemic
You: im in the uk
Stranger: shut the fuck up!
Stranger: white people are dumb huinkies!
You: you shut the fuck up!!
You: are you a mexican or golly?
Stranger: white people are stupid BITCH
You: hugga bugga bongo banger
Stranger: BICTH
BITCH
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: BITCH
You: smelly african
Stranger: no hygiens having hunky
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:D
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 23F NY, u?
Stranger: 20m IN
You: what are you up to?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: just talking to people
You: same here, just smoking a cigar
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: I like roleplay
Stranger: oh?
You: I like it when a guy pretends to be huge nasser el sonbaty
Stranger: dunno what that is
You: only the 3 times (at least) uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: oh
You: lats like an eagle
Stranger: kk
Stranger: hehe
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Thanks for the poster who posted this pic link. Took me three attempts to get a sucker to fall for this hahaha
You: http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt67/s3xxxyl0v3/three/Molly_Steele18.jpg
You: This is me
You: do you have a pic?
You: My name is Molly
Stranger: beautiful
Stranger: hi molly
You: aww thanks
You: whats your name?
Stranger: mw name is Bruno
You: Bruno thats a cool name
You: where are you from?
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and u?
You: I'm from the states/america
You: St louis
You: How old are you?
You: I am 17
Stranger: me too
You: wow what a coincidence
You: do you like sex?
Stranger: yes
You: I LOVE sex
Stranger: who don't like?
You: I masturbate a lot
You: sometimes all night before I sleep
You: I am really wet right npw
You: now
You: what are you doing?
Stranger: I don't like masturbate i prefere sex
You: Would you fuck me?
Stranger: I'm just talk
Stranger: you are in louisiana
Stranger: and i in brazil
You: if we were together would you fuck me?
You: I am fingering my pussy right now
Stranger: yes
You: im really wet
You: my pussy wants a dick inside it
You: are you hard?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: pretty hard
You: i fingering my pussy really deeo
You: deep
You: rub your dick for me
You: imagine me sucking it
You: hard
Stranger: i like this
You: im coming so wet
You: im so wet
You: ah ah ahhhhhh
You: rub your dick for me bruno
You: i am thinking about you fucking my asshole now
Stranger: thats good
You: what are you doing?
Stranger: but i like sex anal
Stranger: just talk
You: i like it too
You: would you fuck a man in the ass?
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: thats porr
Stranger: i like just woman
You: good
You: i sometimes have sex with my dog when I am really horny and want sex
You: his dick is big and hard
Stranger: what kind of dog you have?
You: St Bernard
You: I like being his bitch
Stranger: it's cool
You: you ever had sex with an animal or any kind?
Stranger: no i'dont like to me do
You: would you let me finger your ass as i rubbed your dick?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 2 or 3 fingers
You: That picture isnt me bruno. I am really a 39 year old gay man.
You: My real name is Nigel
Stranger: suhduhdushddshsdh
You: and I am a gay man
You: You have just been talking to a gay man
You: I have been wanking the whole time
Stranger: i'm not bruno
Stranger: bye
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You: hi, I am k-1 from getbig.
Stranger: do u have a webcam ?
You: are you chris hanson?
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LMAO
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 23F NY, u?
Stranger: 20m IN
You: what are you up to?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: just talking to people
You: same here, just smoking a cigar
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: I like roleplay
Stranger: oh?
You: I like it when a guy pretends to be huge nasser el sonbaty
Stranger: dunno what that is
You: only the 3 times (at least) uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: oh
You: lats like an eagle
Stranger: kk
Stranger: hehe
that was really funny, i literally LOLed.
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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: im 11
Stranger: x2
You: i'm just 11
You: i just pooed myself
Stranger: ASL?
Stranger: me to
You: 11
Stranger: oh no wait
Stranger: wtf
You: don't leave
Stranger: when your 11 you dont poop yourself -.-
Stranger: I wont leave
You: i know
Stranger: I have leavers
You: i'm also retarded
Stranger: me to
You: hence the poo
Stranger: i hate a normal conversation
You: one time
You: i pooed in my mouth
Stranger: where do u come form?
You: Poonsylvania
Stranger: do you know
Stranger: 2girls1cup?
You: yes
You: that's my sister
You: and my aunt
You: they're also 11
You: i'm black
You: hence the retardation
You: good at basketball though
You: and rape
You: lol, i rape and steal
Stranger: ah ic
Stranger: iRape.
You: but enough about me
Stranger: good one
You: do you have sex?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: with my mouse
You: with trees?
Stranger: and snake
You: oh
You: that's no fun
You: he must think your dick's tiny
Stranger: no no
You: i fuck microscopic organisms
Stranger: I put the snake in my ass
You: "i'm big under 1000x"
Stranger: lol
You: what?
Stranger: but ok
You: yes
Stranger: I think im gonna quit omegle
Stranger: xD
Stranger: fo real
You: do you have nude pictures? i'ms tarting a collection of nude photos of guys
Stranger: not to joke you
You: don't quit
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: I got..
Stranger: nude photos of girls
You: i was just about to meet you for gay stuff
You: that's sick
Stranger: Im not gey
Stranger: xD
You: not til you've met me, stud
You: but i'm married to a woman
You: she doesn't know of my sexy secret lifestyle
Stranger: lol
You: but the other night, she caught me with another man's poo on my penis
You: she might be having her doubts
You: but i digress
You: i' m only 11, what the fuck do i know about gay sex with dudes
You: so...do you work out?
You: i don't, but i like watching others do it
You: sometimes, i see a woman spreading her legs at the gym
You: and i go "god, i wish i was her poo stained underwear"
Stranger: cool
You: then i put a finger in my butt, pull it out, and smell it
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: cool
You: yeah, i'm a cool cat
You: that's why i wear jordache jeans
Stranger: I work at cool cat
Stranger: I like girls at gym
You: you suck bye
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Stranger: hehy
You: Hey indeed
Stranger: whats goin on?
You: I'm asl.
Stranger: huh?
You: I'm aged, shaven & lonely.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: how aged?
You: 54
Stranger: female
Stranger: ?
You: does it matter?
Stranger: well yah kinda
Stranger: you cant say
Stranger: im guessin ur a male
You: It's irrelevant nowadays, no?
Stranger: i dont kno where ur from pal. maybe u wouldnt be so lonely if u knew how to carry a conersation
You: Mabe I'd be more forthcoming it it wasn't for your obsession with sex.
Stranger: k so whats goin on?
You: I'm waiting for the stars to be right.
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: I'd love to know myself. Astrology is so inexact.
Stranger: lame
You: Wouldn't call astrology lame. It's helps a lot of sad old women with cats.
Stranger: haha hope u and ur buddys are having fun
Stranger: late
You: Gotta go. The planet Niburu has swung into view. Say hello to your reptilian masters.
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Stranger: JAKE
You: Hi sexy
Stranger: ok not jake
Stranger: where are you from?
You: You can call me jake if you want.
You: St. Louis
Stranger: us?
You: I'm the St. Louis Strangler
You: Yes, US
Stranger: uhm. okej
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i just can't get enough of these folks ;D
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Stranger: knock knock
You: hey stud
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im a girl
You: hey cutie
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ..bisexual
Stranger: person
Stranger: ?
You: no
Stranger: what are you?
You: i'm straight as an arrow
Stranger: man?
You: yes
You: a man with muscles
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: with...
Stranger: boobies
You: very humble of you
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i know
You: where you from?
Stranger: michigan
You: ok
Stranger: what about you?
You: i'm from saudi arabia
Stranger: ooo i like my men dark
Stranger: and middle eastern
You: you have great taste in men
Stranger: haha yes
You: youre studying or living in america
Stranger: i've lived here most of my life
You: good for you
Stranger: i like to show my hair
Stranger: and... have rights
You: haha
Stranger: that might just be me though
You: you love to show your hair
Stranger: i guess
You: i love to show my hair too
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i'm a bodybuilder
You: test and synthol
Stranger: are you a man bodybuilder or one of those freaky women bodybuilders?
You: man
Stranger: what's synthol?
You: something that guys take to get swole
Stranger: swole? is that even a word?
You: and win Mr. Olympia
You: it's a bodybuilding word
Stranger: Are you Mr. Olympia???
You: I should have won it 3x but politics and racism screwed me
Stranger: What are you, like, 17?
You: 17 inches
Stranger: in your pants?
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Stranger: hey hey
Stranger: gay?
You: hell no
You: you're not a polesmoker are you?
Stranger: nope
You: cool
Stranger: i just think it's funny to see what reactions i get out of people when i ask that question
You: butt pirates are everywhere these days
Stranger: lol
You: I'm just glad Chuck Norris wasn't gay...his show would have been Walker, Texas Rump Ranger
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: I'am a banana!
You: nasser el sonbaty 2 x at least uncrowned mr olympia
Stranger: hm i'am just a banana
WTF
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Short and sweet....... ;D
Stranger: hey
You: meltdown
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You: heello
Stranger: ey
You: enanthate or propionate?
Stranger: eh fuck that
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Stranger: hi
You: 300lbs with abs
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LOL. Seems that most of the world hangs up on us Getbiggers. It's a cruel world. :'(
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hahahhaa
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Stranger: ToadTastic.com
You: What the fuck?
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Like a hot knife through butter..........
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You: What are you stranger than?
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haha what do u know
I go there once and I meet this chick from NZ, 18 year old girl.
We're msn friends now, pretty face :-*
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You: hi
Stranger: heyy :)
Stranger: how are you today??
You: what's up?
You: I'm fine thanks, you?
Stranger: im good thanx
Stranger: my typng shit aye hope you don tmine
You: don't worry
Stranger: sweet
You: so where are you from?
Stranger: new zealand
You: oh cool
You: you don't happen to know anyone in new zealand called "kiwiol"?
Stranger: no
You: ok cool just wondering
You: have you ever heard the ramblings of the wizard of truth?
Stranger: no
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: whts tht?
Stranger: im not jealous
You: hahahaha pumpkinhead, sitting alone in your parents basement and out of work infront of the computer 24/7 trying to make yourself feel better but you fail miserably
You: Nasser owns your mind
Stranger: person its not in my nature to be
You: 3 times (at least!) mr. olympia
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: are you on
You: hahahah, here we go again with the pumkinhead, to deluded with reality to realize that you're a loser compared to Nasser el Sonbaty, 3 times (at least!) mr. Olympia with movie star good looks and a ladies man
Stranger: fuck urs
Stranger: anything he can do can do beter
You: you're just jealous of Nasser's 300 pounds with abs physique
Stranger: who the fuck is this fag anyways
Stranger: i've never heard of the niggaz
Stranger: dont give a shit about the fag either
You: Nasser el Sonbaty aka the wizard of truth, a gentle and noble man with movie star good looks and 3 times (at least!) uncrowned mr. Olympia
Stranger: if u like the dude so much why dont you go suck his dick for him
Stranger: dont give a shit wht bullshit qualities he may have
Stranger: why the fuck you keep sayn the same shit
You: I smell jealousy in this pumpkinhead!!
Stranger: you told me already
Stranger: the you and ur mutha fucking indian shit bitch i hate elephant riders
Stranger: aka indians
You: Don't disgrace the name of Nasser el Sonbaty, a noble and handsome Arab
Stranger: tell tht lil bitch to come hea so i can rip his head off and shit down his fucking nck
You: hahaha he doesn't care about little pumkinheads like yours
You: little bored are we? nothing to do on the piece of shit island you call "new zealand"?
Stranger: he must care if he says he doesn't
Stranger: ur fucked up
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You: hi
Stranger: heyy :)
Stranger: how are you today??
You: what's up?
You: I'm fine thanks, you?
Stranger: im good thanx
Stranger: my typng shit aye hope you don tmine
You: don't worry
Stranger: sweet
You: so where are you from?
Stranger: new zealand
You: oh cool
You: you don't happen to know anyone in new zealand called "kiwiol"?
Stranger: no
You: ok cool just wondering
You: have you ever heard the ramblings of the wizard of truth?
Stranger: no
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: whts tht?
Stranger: im not jealous
You: hahahaha pumpkinhead, sitting alone in your parents basement and out of work infront of the computer 24/7 trying to make yourself feel better but you fail miserably
You: Nasser owns your mind
Stranger: person its not in my nature to be
You: 3 times (at least!) mr. olympia
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: are you on
You: hahahah, here we go again with the pumkinhead, to deluded with reality to realize that you're a loser compared to Nasser el Sonbaty, 3 times (at least!) mr. Olympia with movie star good looks and a ladies man
Stranger: fuck urs
Stranger: anything he can do can do beter
You: you're just jealous of Nasser's 300 pounds with abs physique
Stranger: who the fuck is this fag anyways
Stranger: i've never heard of the niggaz
Stranger: dont give a shit about the fag either
You: Nasser el Sonbaty aka the wizard of truth, a gentle and noble man with movie star good looks and 3 times (at least!) uncrowned mr. Olympia
Stranger: if u like the dude so much why dont you go suck his dick for him
Stranger: dont give a shit wht bullshit qualities he may have
Stranger: why the fuck you keep sayn the same shit
You: I smell jealousy in this pumpkinhead!!
Stranger: you told me already
Stranger: the you and ur mutha fucking indian shit bitch i hate elephant riders
Stranger: aka indians
You: Don't disgrace the name of Nasser el Sonbaty, a noble and handsome Arab
Stranger: tell tht lil bitch to come hea so i can rip his head off and shit down his fucking nck
You: hahaha he doesn't care about little pumkinheads like yours
You: little bored are we? nothing to do on the piece of shit island you call "new zealand"?
Stranger: he must care if he says he doesn't
Stranger: ur fucked up
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lol, i see i am not the only one going the "Nasser-route"....... ;D
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You: hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: new zealand, you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: woman or man?
You: oh cool
You: woman
You: you?
Stranger: man
You: nice
Stranger: you're really live in new zeland?
You: yes I do
Stranger: it's terrific
You: so how many goats have you fucked?
Stranger: goats?
You: yeah you know, those retarded furry little animals
You: I know you third world gypsy like to molest them
Stranger: Well...i like zoophilia, and u?
You: well, the thought has crossed my mind
You: I'm a bit too shy to try it though
You: what animals have you had intercourse with?
Stranger: Only dogs
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Stranger: yo
You: hi
Stranger: im so gangsta
You: really?
Stranger: yo
Stranger: this shiz
Stranger: iz wigaty wack!
You: u on test?
You: synthol?
You: hgh?
Stranger: im high on life biotch!
You: sounds like your testicles have yet to drop, biotch
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ok who the fuck was this?
Matt C, you son of a bitch!
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Stranger: helloo
You: hello
You: where are you from
Stranger: sexy gurl?
You: yes and i have a huge crush on Nasser El Sonbaty
Stranger: im from America
Stranger: land of the free
Stranger: no way me too!
You: no doubt about it
Stranger: except im kidding
Stranger: because Im not familiar with NAsser
Stranger: is Nasser a sexy gurl?
You: really? cool, he really does have movie star good looks and is (atleast) a 3 time uncrowned Mr. Olympia
You: Yes, Nasser is a sexy gurl
Stranger: Mr. Olympia is like the dude version of miss america right?
Stranger: more muscles, less sexy gurls...
Stranger: im thinking of joining mr olympia
Stranger: but i need to work out
You: no, it's man in thongs, will you buy a pair of soiled underwear of Mr. Nasser El Sonbaty?
Stranger: I will definitly consider it
You: he is a man with muscles, no doubt about it, maybe if you put in an extra 10 dollars, he will leave an extra turd in there for you
Stranger: I only pay for lightly soiled underwear
Stranger: no full loads
Stranger: and hookers, i often have to pay for them
Stranger: well....always. Theyre never free :/
You: If you were Nasser, you would have people like BigBobs for your sexual needs would not have to pay hookers
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HI BIGBOBS ;D
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You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: Getbig.com
You: and you?
You: i am a man with muscles
You: no doubt about it
Stranger: me too
You: would you like me to send you a pair of my soiled underwear?
You: oh that's great, let's fuck!
Stranger: fuck you
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: gh15 is after division
Stranger: female?
You: he will give you 400 units
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Stranger: can we just cyber fuck?
You: dangerous
Stranger: then part ways?
Stranger: nobody else wants to
You: okay
Stranger: u male?
You: llet me cyber pullout my wang
Stranger: fuck
You: what else
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Stranger: what's your name?
You: *********
You: your name?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I'm Rafael
You: falafel?
Stranger: don't be a douche
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: of course
You: ah well, time for bed
You: nice talking to you falafel
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You: m/f
Stranger: hey
You: sup
You: vodka
Stranger: f
Stranger: u
You: m
You: what is your name?
You: I hope it's not Jackie
Stranger: melanie
You: I am Wali
You: how old are you Melanie?
Stranger: nice name
You: likewise with you
You: sweet name
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: im 14
You: I see
Stranger: and u?
You: I am 16
You: are you in HS?
Stranger: yea
You: same
You: Junior here
You: where you live?
Stranger: cool
You: and don't say venus
You: plz
Stranger: lol
You: if you do then I will say mars!
Stranger: i wont tell you because you will disconnect
You: why
You: okay
You: I promise not to
You: we're just talkin
Stranger: idk. i just think so
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im from argentina
You: cool
You: lol
You: why would you think that's bad?
Stranger: and u :D?
You: I like spanish girls
Stranger: idk, :P
You: I am from New York
You: don't disconnect lol
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :P
Stranger: no
You: I would like to visit latin america one day
You: especially Brazil
Stranger: i dont do that, its annoying
You: yeah, it is
Stranger: thats good
You: so
You: what's up?
You: anything interesting going on in your life?
Stranger: you really want to come to south america?
You: yes, when I am older
You: I would like to travel
Stranger: err, no, i am just a student. :P
Stranger: cool !
Stranger: me too
You: and I told you, I like spanish girls
You: ;)
Stranger: really :P?
You: yes
You: you have a lot of passion
You: lol
Stranger: how do you know? lol
You: from observation
You: and interaction
You: lol
You: so, melanie
You: what is the color of your hair
Stranger: tell me somethin about yourself
Stranger: brown :D
You: nice
You: mine's black
You: or dark brown
Stranger: cool
Stranger: and your eyes?
You: dark
You: your's?
Stranger: hazel
You: wow
You: we have a queen here
You: or princess
Stranger: oh why is that?
Stranger: :P
Stranger: thank you!
You: you are welcome
You: your english is very good
You: can you tell me something in spanish
Which one of you queers is pretending to be the 14 yr old Argentine chick?
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Which one of you queers is pretending to be the 14 yr old Argentine chick?
That would be "pumphard", trolling for adolescent genitalia.
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Stranger: eeeh bueno :P
Stranger: do you speak spanish?
You: not really
You: I understand very little
You: bueno = well?
Stranger: oh, ok
Stranger: yea, bueno means well :P
You: some on seniorita
You: *come
You: or do you have to be married to be called that?
You: lol
Stranger: no, when your married people call you señora :P
You: oh
You: lol
You: I will call you that when I ask for your hand in marriage
You: lol
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: i dont think so :P
You: hahaha
You: so
You: your english is good
You: you write it better than most americans
You: lol
Stranger: en serio? gracias! jajaja
Stranger: xD
Stranger: lol
You: serious
You: ;)
Stranger: your a good boy
You: your a good girl
You: wanna have a pen pal?
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Man, if she really is a 14 year old girl then this is kinda fucked up ;D
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Man, if she really is a 14 year old girl then this is kinda fucked up ;D
Why would you pretend to be a 16 yr old boy?
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Why would you pretend to be a 16 yr old boy?
because it's funny?
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You: I will write to you, friend
Stranger: your welcome :D
Stranger: thanks
You: new amiga
You: lol
Stranger: claro :P jajajajaj
You: so melanie
You: you listen to music?
You: or watch sports?
Stranger: yeah, i listen to lily allen, cobra starship, the academy is, etc.
Stranger: :D
You: ahhh
You: I listen to classical rock mostly
You: like Pink Flyod
You: and others
You: so melanie
You: you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: cool :D
You: cool indeed
Stranger: no :( i dont
Stranger: do you have a girlfriend?
You: nah
Stranger: okay
Stranger: :D
You: I liked this one girl but she moved away
You: it wasn't serious or anything
You: but it was still painful
Stranger: i feel you
Stranger: ;(
You: thanks
You: what time is it in Argentina?
Stranger: your welcome my friend
You: amigo
Stranger: its 00:26
Stranger: and there?
You: 11:27 pm
You: sabado
Stranger: here is sunday
Stranger: :D
You: lol ur ahead
Stranger: tomorrow is monday :(
Stranger: yea
You: sucks
You: I have homework to do tommorow
Stranger: i hate mondays :(
You: me too
You: lol
Stranger: oh, me too
Stranger: xD
Stranger: lol
You: get up early
Fucked up shit
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You: hi
Stranger: My finger is on the button...
Stranger: Say something.
You: you mean your clit?
Stranger: haha, no
You: what then? The "on" button for the vibrating powertool you are sitting on?
Stranger: You are a naughty one, but you do not sustain...
Stranger: Lo I am owned....
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DF YOU SON OF A BITCH! ;D
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What a bunch of crap.
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Stranger: ARE YOU OF FEMININE DESCENT?!
You: stfu
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
Stranger: wai
Stranger: D:
You: no
You: huh
Stranger: -CRIES-
You: wtf
You: :(
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
You: i kinda am
Stranger: YOU DIDNT COME FROM A VAH JAY JAY
Stranger: see
You: sry to disaapoint
Stranger: now you know
You: getbig?
Stranger: you didnt disapoint
Stranger: sir
Stranger: what
You: sry
Stranger: getbig?
Stranger: watchu mean
Stranger: guy
You: anderson silva sux
Stranger: AH EAT YO PIE
You: ?
Stranger: sur ewhy not
You: you know sevatase?
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You: can you do me a favour?
Stranger: please say it
You: I need a large ship ment of Chinese growth hormones, perhaps you could mail
You: if that is not an option, perhaps another.....
Stranger: what is that ?
Stranger: ship ment of Chinese growth hormones? a file about that ?
You: not a file. actual product. It would be helping your friend a lot.
Stranger: it is so. but i am a student.
You: You do not have access to laboratory?
You: Perhaps you can help me out in another way....
Stranger: my school has no labs. it is a junior school.
You: I order food from this chinese restaurant. Beef and brocolli...my favorite. Because I am caucasian .....I get very little beef. Maybe you can talk to them for me. Tell them friend is a good guy, and extra beef. I have not a lot of money and can not order two of them.
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Stranger: Hi!
You: wtf?
Stranger: Wereu from
You: I am very big down there you know
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I suck :(
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some weird people on that site.
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some weird people on that site.
they're all finnish and chinese
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You: are u fat?
You: or thin
You: or inbetween
Stranger: thin
Stranger: I'm not fat
You: are you tan and blonde
Stranger: blonde
You: do you like blonde or brunette guy
Stranger: brunette are yummy
You: do u like big penis or small penis
You: or average
You: are you tall or short
Stranger: Big or corse
You: how big
Stranger: well hows bigs your and i will tell you if i like it ;)
You: to be honest, i will say
You: but
You: i dont like top say online just becaue guys
You: always exagerate
You: i am 7.5 inches. honest measurment
You: not big
You: but above average, depends
You: i dont know how big ot small it iss
Stranger: wow well my ex was just pushing 7 so thats wjat i like to hear
You: but isnt thickness the important?
Stranger: both are important
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Stranger: Ask a 79 year old Turkish pedophile anything?
You: do you know Nasser El-Sonbaty?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Not personaly
You: he is the (at least) 3 time uncrowned Mr. Olympia
You: movie-star good looks too
Stranger: He's to old and not a little girl. I'm not interested
You: are you Pumphard?
You: from GetBig.com ?
Stranger: No
You: In that case, can you ship me some test and synthol from China?
Stranger: Is he a 79 year old Turkish pedophile too?
You: no foolio, those are bodybuilding tools
You: help me get swole like Nasser
Stranger: The fuck do I care about you and wtf makes you think im from china
Stranger: I said i was turkish in the first god damn sentence
You: meltdown
Stranger: You ever molest a little girl?
Stranger: Shit is a lot of fun
You: no, Pumphard, I'm not from Canada
You: Craig Titus is gonna kick your ass once he gets out of jail
Stranger: Who is that and why should I care
You: Brutal self pwnage. You won't recover.
Stranger: Yes I will. I always do. Also, The Game
You: Are you Bobby Sly?
Stranger: Is he a 79 year old turkish man?
Stranger: That has sex with kids?
You: Just answer the question Pedohard.
You: He died for you bitches.
Stranger: Um, then that's not me because clearly I'm alive
You: Pics or it didn't happen.
Stranger: *sigh* You bore me.
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what the fuck does "^^" mean?
ta ta
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Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com
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I got that one as well. Never gave me a chance to respond with "Oh, brother..."
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what the fuck does "^^" mean?
ta ta
what does "ta ta" mean?
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Stranger: where you from
You: from my mom's vagina you ?
Stranger: whahaha
Stranger: kk sukkel
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8)
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You: hi
Stranger: if u dissconnect u lose
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 f uk you ?
You: ur from getbig arent u?
You: 26 m irelnad#
You: shit i cant even spell ireland
Stranger: niicee
You: yup yup baby
You: u juice?
Stranger: guess wht
You: yeah????????????
Stranger: if u dissconnect u lose
You: ok yeah
You: so u juice?
Stranger: but no seriously ..
Stranger: if u dissconnect u lose
You: yeah so i heard
Stranger: are u really 26?
You: yup tup
You: 26 indeed
Stranger: liiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaar
Stranger: aint u more like 40 odd
You: no im 26
You: 27 in october
You: u really 19?
You: so u juice?
Stranger: one of them dirty men tht sit on here try to get girls to take off ther top
Stranger: no im 12
You: 12 eh? bit young to juice
Stranger: my mum sed im not allowed on here coz i lie ! ALOT !
You: my mum gives out to me cos i juice
Stranger: u still living at home with ur mum ?
You: nope but she knows i juice
Stranger: or does no one love you ?
Stranger: awwhh
Stranger: shame
Stranger: i know ur cryin inside
Stranger: thers no need to
You: and outside
You: so u do roids?
Stranger: im sure ull find someone tht will love you just as much as u love tht sock of urs
Stranger: :S
You: that sock has a name bitch
Stranger: no way
Stranger: really
You: he's called...magnum
Stranger: u name ur sock
You: so u do gear?
Stranger: do u like hunting
Stranger: have u ever shot anyone ?
You: DO YOU DO PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS
You: no never shot anyone
You: with a gun
Stranger: damn
Stranger: ur not cool
You: no im not
Stranger: with your gun
You: i juice and train and eat PROTEIN
Stranger: do u like your gun?
You: have 20inch guns babyyyyyyyyyyyy,my triceps need work tho
Stranger: do u like little girls
You: how little
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Good to see tbombz on there
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Stranger: I have a hawt body and want to talk to sexy guys with big cocks, add me ;) goldenarmi@hotmail.com
You: hey
You: bitch
Stranger: awesome isn't it?
Stranger: shall I get on my knees right now?
You: yes, come out of the closet while you are at it
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: but I heard you like mudkips
You: i heard you like cocks up your ass tylor
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Stranger: gay guy with cam on msn?
You: hey
You: hi Taylor Barret
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hahahaha
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Stranger: hello
You: hulo
You: do u like huge nasser el sonbaty?
Stranger: no
Stranger: what it is?
You: huge nasser el sonbaty?
Stranger: yes
You: he is atleast 3 times uncrowned mr olympia
Stranger: ok
You: great arab genetics
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Dubai, India
Stranger: wwwwow
You: huge nasser el sonbaty can speak 6 languages
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you?
You: he is 300 lb with abs
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You: hi
Stranger: so......
You: I'm looking for a guy to man handle me
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: so......
You: I'm looking for a guy to man handle me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and your gender is?
You: male
You: female
You: oops
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: so......
You: I'm looking for a guy to man handle me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and your gender is?
You: male
You: female
You: oops
Stranger: male
Stranger: right
You: You are? Good
Stranger: well you are male
Stranger: so thats not happenin
Stranger: g
You: No I'm female
You: brah
Stranger: yeah right
Stranger: no proof
You: How much you wanna bet?
You: fucker
Stranger: lets make love
You: Are you from getbig.com?
You: rofl
Stranger: nope
You: lol oh
You: You should register, you'd fit in well
You: getbig.com/boards
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You: hi
Stranger: so......
You: I'm looking for a guy to man handle me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and your gender is?
You: male
You: female
You: oops
LOL ;D
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Stranger: charis from ireland?
You: Hi I'm jehwit
You: I read 100 books a year
Stranger: thats weaksauze
Stranger: only 100?
Stranger: what are you 5?
You: I have an incredible amount of knowledge
You: and I constantly seek to increase it
Stranger: nah man you are an illiterate teat
Stranger: *twat
Stranger: here is some knowledge...
You: your diploma is suitable for puppy training
Stranger: you life is not worth living
You: do you know nasser el-sonbaty?
Stranger: puppy training is fucking hard
Stranger: you don't know shit ####
Stranger: yah
You: he is only the (at least) 3 time uncrowned Mr Olympia
You: he has movie star good looks
You: but you don't read enough to know that
Stranger: you have a man crush on him?
Stranger: i knew that idiot
Stranger: i don't go saying that to everyone
Stranger: because its lame
Stranger: like you
You: You don't read 100 books a year, and it shows
Stranger: i read two a day
Stranger: including LEAP YEARS!
You: probably rubbish
Stranger: who are you to judge retard
You: i judge retards like you every day on getbig.com
Stranger: well I probably edit all those books you read
Stranger: i work for a major publisher
You: derrick anthony is going to find your personal info like he did squadfather
You: you mean you clean the offices of the editors janitor boy
Stranger: i killed derrick anthony
Stranger: I started the company
Stranger: and i have hitmen
You: and when craig titus gets out of jail he's gonna kick your ass
Stranger: closing in on your position
Stranger: good luck bozo
You: later ass clown
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You: hi
Stranger: hello stranger :)
You: hey
You: so where you from
Stranger: germany
Stranger: and u?
You: i thought so
You: you smell of fucking bacon and stale beer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: moron
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Stranger: ey#
Stranger: asl
You: hi can you open the window please
You: the smell of your rotten vagina is making me sick as fuck
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: hi
You: i like candy
You: do you like candy
Stranger: age/sex/loction
Stranger: kinda
You: 7/female/at home
Stranger: 7???
Stranger: so little???
You: i'm very anvanced
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You: hello amigo
Stranger: why do you hate me?
You: well i don't
You: it was my brother
You: he said all that
Stranger: why are you yelling?
You: sorry i'll be quieter
Stranger: the whole fucking world is yelling
You: so how would u like some fine grade Columbian Marching Powder
Stranger: syre
Stranger: what does it do
You: It makes you think very fast
You: It comes free with a signed CD of Shakira
Stranger: yeah ok
You: So you can shake your booty
Stranger: you can keep the cd
You: ahhhh
You: your probably some faggy ass beyonce fan
Stranger: guilty
You: damm
You: she ugly girl
You: why you like her
Stranger: cuz she eats chicken
You: true goes straight to her thighs
You: So r u into Muscle Bears
Stranger: ...yeah why not
You: well because their big hairy and like the cock
You: if you're into that
Stranger: i'm so tired
You: up all night getting fucked?
Stranger: ask your mother
Stranger: oh burn
You: really she was doing the fucking?
You: Wow she never told me
You: i could have had so much fun
Stranger: maybe you should have asked
You: true
You: but i was too busy with my father
Stranger: fishing?
You: well ...... sure
You: he did have a long rod
Stranger: that's pretty important when you're fishing
Stranger: did he have fresh bait?
You: well i was only 8
You: so yes
Stranger: it's good to bond with your father at a young age
Stranger: i never spent enough time with my dad
You: really? Well he probably had a hot secretary
You: and you were an ugly kid
Stranger: i don't see what that has to do with anything
You: no-one who looks good uses the internet
You: it's only for ugly people
Stranger: then you're ugly too
You: damm
You: major self owning
Stranger: you got leveled
You: it's ok
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think i caught pumphard
You: hi
Stranger: how old are ya
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Stranger: JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: So can you tell me where you live?
You: have a seat
Stranger: uhh
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You: Hey
You: whatup
Stranger: not much
Stranger: just touching myself
You: sweet
Stranger: u?
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Stranger: cool
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You: what u into
Stranger: horses destroying guys
You: cool
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You: male horses?
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You: fuck that's gay
Stranger: lmao
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Stranger: i like you waited till that long to say that's gay
You: female's r alright
You: not good for anything else
Stranger: lol
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You: umm....have seen her
Stranger: and you dont like?
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Stranger: whats up home-slice?
You: WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
Stranger: he spanks me when I misbehave, but he protects me from other pimps
You: HOW MUCH?
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You: YOU'RE MOM IS CHEAPER
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You: ??
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Stranger: also, I am not mom
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Stranger: im a guy
You: me too, my name is vince goodrum, im a 31year old bodybuilder
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Stranger: and im embarrase
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Stranger: ?
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You: and loves to suck my teets
Stranger: what
You: would you like to join us in a 3some?
Stranger: no im not gay
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You: Can you refer to me as 'bitch'
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Stranger: whats up?
You: nothin u?
You: wanna go out?
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You: wear something nice
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Stranger: filled with silicon
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You: my nuts are aching
You: iching
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Stranger: that
You: i think its the new underwear
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You: sold em
You: on the internet
You: got good money for em
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You: I lol thinking that someone is smelling them
You: perhaps someone might try to frame me for a rape and leave my undies at the scene
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You: It was a good idea at first
You: now.......
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You: a little
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Stranger: ...
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Stranger: engilish is not very well
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You: he is from Taiwan?
You: what do you think of Taiwan?
You: are you from one China?
Stranger: it's just a island
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You: MAYBE LATER
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You: mutherfucker
Stranger: hi!
You: BOOM
Stranger: BOOM..?
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You: I KNOW BITCHES ALL DEM BITCHES GET DA TERRIFIED DA BOOM
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You: EVER!@
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You: MAN YOU GOT NO IDEA
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You: A big ass Tonka Truck
You: of Terror
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: plasmosis
Stranger: ?
You: That's right guy
You: plas-mutherfucking-mosis
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fuck i'm hooked
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: you from getbig
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: no
You: not much
Stranger: im from new york
You: just sitting around drinking my plasmosis and getting fucking huge
You: new york? new york?
Stranger: yeah
You: sweet
You: whats going on today
Stranger: well its nite now
You: oh ok
You: about to go out and score some hookers/
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: hahaha
You: fucking awesome
You: hey you know what
Stranger: yup
You: if you kill them you don't have to pay
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: trust me i know
You: seriously i saw it in Grand Theft auto
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: cool
You: how are you dear sir?
Stranger: I'm good , thanks and you ?
You: i'm just as good
Stranger: what a pleasure to hear
You: thank you.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: do like booze , tits , or good music ?
Stranger: germany
You: i like them all
Stranger: You sound like a snobish brit
Stranger: true ?
You: why would you think i'm brit?
Stranger: dunno the way you talk
You: i'm from saudi arabia
Stranger: hmm , ok
You: unlucky guess eh?
You: so how does it feel to be aryan?
Stranger: oh unfortunately i have black hair
Stranger: but to bring the nazi reference as soon you hear germany = win
You: have you heard of a guy called dennis wolf?
Stranger: never gets old ....
Stranger: nope
Stranger: who's that ?
You: aryans are a race, nothing to do with nazis = fail
You: dennis wolf is the best bodybuilder in germany at the moment
Stranger: just googled it , looks ugly imo
You: haha
You: would you not want to be that big
Stranger: you're interrested in those things ?
You: i am a bodybuilder so yes
Stranger: you know what is said about bodybuilder's dicks ?!
You: have you not watched porn?
Stranger: no...
You: it's mostly us and we've got huge ones
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Stranger: hello
You: hello, what can I do to bring out my glute/ham tie-ins?
Stranger: glute/ham tie-ins?
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I'm retiring on this one....my work is done. 8)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hellooo (:
You: do you like bodybuilding?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: :D
You: Arnold
Stranger: aaaaaa, no.
You: why not?
Stranger: i dont know. : D you?
You: yes, oiled up men in thongs is intoxicating
Stranger: okay.
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I'm retiring on this one....my work is done. 8)
It's smart to go out on a high note, T-Bone.
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It's smart to go out on a high note, T-Bone.
I wish I had taken that route as well:
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Stranger: hi there=]
You: flavor flav!!
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too easy
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: heyha
You: how are u
Stranger: dick or pussy?
You: p
You: u?
Stranger: dick
You: oh
Stranger: how old are u
You: 18
Stranger: wow
Stranger: can i suck you pussy
You: u
Stranger: 23
You: sure
Stranger: i want to suck every inch of your body
You: really
Stranger: you little ass, your pussy and your tits
Stranger: absolutely
Stranger: honey do you have a picture
You: haha im a guy loser
Stranger: ?
Stranger: e......
Stranger: you fucked me to death
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haha feel bad, but i don't
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 f usa
Stranger: cool 22 m washington
Stranger: what part of usa?
You: CA
You: san diego baby
You: lol
Stranger: ahh sweet ;]
You: yep
Stranger: so what do you look like?
You: blonde hair green eyes medium height weight
You: u
Stranger: ooh pretty :]
Stranger: brown hair blue eyes 5'10'' fit
You: cool
Stranger: yeeah
Stranger: so if i was with you, what would you want me to do?
You: whatever you want sweetie
You: im yours
Stranger: ahh damn do you have a pic?
You: yeah, u
Stranger: yup
You: =)
Stranger: ill wait for yours
Stranger: ;]
You: k
You: youre going to be waiting a while im a guy u pervert lol
Stranger: what?
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hahaha ;D
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haha feel bad, but i don't
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 f usa
Stranger: cool 22 m washington
Stranger: what part of usa?
You: CA
You: san diego baby
You: lol
Stranger: ahh sweet ;]
You: yep
Stranger: so what do you look like?
You: blonde hair green eyes medium height weight
You: u
Stranger: ooh pretty :]
Stranger: brown hair blue eyes 5'10'' fit
You: cool
Stranger: yeeah
Stranger: so if i was with you, what would you want me to do?
You: whatever you want sweetie
You: im yours
Stranger: ahh damn do you have a pic?
You: yeah, u
Stranger: yup
You: =)
Stranger: ill wait for yours
Stranger: ;]
You: k
You: youre going to be waiting a while im a guy u pervert lol
Stranger: what?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHHA
A+ my friend ;D ;D ;D
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haha feel bad, but i don't
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 f usa
Stranger: cool 22 m washington
Stranger: what part of usa?
You: CA
You: san diego baby
You: lol
Stranger: ahh sweet ;]
You: yep
Stranger: so what do you look like?
You: blonde hair green eyes medium height weight
You: u
Stranger: ooh pretty :]
Stranger: brown hair blue eyes 5'10'' fit
You: cool
Stranger: yeeah
Stranger: so if i was with you, what would you want me to do?
You: whatever you want sweetie
You: im yours
Stranger: ahh damn do you have a pic?
You: yeah, u
Stranger: yup
You: =)
Stranger: ill wait for yours
Stranger: ;]
You: k
You: youre going to be waiting a while im a guy u pervert lol
Stranger: what?
;D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Purple.
You: you gay?
Stranger: Your face is gay.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: They call me True Adonis
You: I have a shirt with a picture of myself on it
Stranger: Cool
You: I have an anti gravity suit in the works
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a Loverboy fan?
Stranger: no
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: I suffer from Palumboism
Stranger: how goes it?
Stranger: what is that?
You: distended, but ripped stomach, and skinny limbs :(
Stranger: that suxa
Stranger: sux
Stranger: at least you dont look like a T-Rex
You: yea...my organs just kept growin' and my skin turned a porcelain orange
Stranger: my organs are farmed
You: from Axlotl Tanks?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: what he said
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too easy. Where do they come from?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey babes
You: how r u
Stranger: I am just feelin hotter and hotter after meeting u
You: i know
Stranger: so where r u from
Stranger: wats ur name
Stranger: and wat do u do
You: melanie 23 usa. im a student
Stranger: gr8
You: u
Stranger: I am Joshua from USA
You: cool
Stranger: I am 25
You: =)
Stranger: so wat do u study babes
You: buisness
Stranger: gr8
You: so what u doing?
Stranger: Beauty with brains...is a deadly combination
Stranger: I like it
You: i like u too
Stranger: so r u single
Stranger: or movin around with somebody
You: at the moment.
You: u =)
Stranger: u r a dahling
Stranger: I like it babes
You: *kiss*
Stranger: so r u more concious of ur curves...or the curves on the grafh of stock markets
Stranger: *graph
You: i work hard, i play hard if you know what i mean
Stranger: I certainly know ..all the tricks of this trade
Stranger: so do like to ride others
You: i've been known to from time to time
Stranger: or just like being squeeszed from all corners and holes
You: i just go with flow babe
Stranger: I have a serious crush on u
Stranger: can u describe me ur vital stats
Stranger: I m feelin hotter and hotter
Stranger: and my pointer is reaching its peak
You: you're not the first sweetie. Blonde hair, hazel eyes, 5"6' 135 lbs
Stranger: I just love u so much now
Stranger: do u have a dildo
You: you're a smooth talker hun
Stranger: u r too horny for my hooter
You: i'm getting there
Stranger: I cant wait to fuck u from all corners
You: you speak my language
You: want a pic?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I am desperate
You: ok hold on
Stranger: how long babe
You: i hope your ready =)
Stranger: I cant control myself now
Stranger: I wanna splash all my cum all over u
You: good. because i'm actually a guy, internet Romeo. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Stranger: wtf?
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too easy. Where do they come from?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey babes
You: how r u
Stranger: I am just feelin hotter and hotter after meeting u
You: i know
Stranger: so where r u from
Stranger: wats ur name
Stranger: and wat do u do
You: melanie 23 usa. im a student
Stranger: gr8
You: u
Stranger: I am Joshua from USA
You: cool
Stranger: I am 25
You: =)
Stranger: so wat do u study babes
You: buisness
Stranger: gr8
You: so what u doing?
Stranger: Beauty with brains...is a deadly combination
Stranger: I like it
You: i like u too
Stranger: so r u single
Stranger: or movin around with somebody
You: at the moment.
You: u =)
Stranger: u r a dahling
Stranger: I like it babes
You: *kiss*
Stranger: so r u more concious of ur curves...or the curves on the grafh of stock markets
Stranger: *graph
You: i work hard, i play hard if you know what i mean
Stranger: I certainly know ..all the tricks of this trade
Stranger: so do like to ride others
You: i've been known to from time to time
Stranger: or just like being squeeszed from all corners and holes
You: i just go with flow babe
Stranger: I have a serious crush on u
Stranger: can u describe me ur vital stats
Stranger: I m feelin hotter and hotter
Stranger: and my pointer is reaching its peak
You: you're not the first sweetie. Blonde hair, hazel eyes, 5"6' 135 lbs
Stranger: I just love u so much now
Stranger: do u have a dildo
You: you're a smooth talker hun
Stranger: u r too horny for my hooter
You: i'm getting there
Stranger: I cant wait to fuck u from all corners
You: you speak my language
You: want a pic?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I am desperate
You: ok hold on
Stranger: how long babe
You: i hope your ready =)
Stranger: I cant control myself now
Stranger: I wanna splash all my cum all over u
You: good. because i'm actually a guy, internet Romeo. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Stranger: wtf?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA :D ;D
Great stuff bro 8) ;D
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haha i love this thing ;D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: pole
You: smoker
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??
You: hmm?
You: pardon?
Stranger: holland? brasil? asia?
You: us and a
Stranger: USA?
You: yes...
Stranger: ohh??
Stranger: surprise
You: why?
Stranger: everibody here are from holland or brasil or chinese
You: where are u from?
Stranger: spain
You: cool
You: i love spanish guys
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Antonio Banderas
Stranger: ,-)
You: you're antonio?
Stranger: no, no
Stranger: he is a actor
Stranger: from spain
You: omg!!! im talking to antonio banderas!!!
You: i loved you in zorro
You: and deperado!
Stranger: ehhh
You: can i get an autograph?
Stranger: do you like spanish cinema
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: Z
You: yeah! you were great in spykids!
Stranger: is there something wrong with u?
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haha i love this thing ;D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: pole
You: smoker
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??
You: hmm?
You: pardon?
Stranger: holland? brasil? asia?
You: us and a
Stranger: USA?
You: yes...
Stranger: ohh??
Stranger: surprise
You: why?
Stranger: everibody here are from holland or brasil or chinese
You: where are u from?
Stranger: spain
You: cool
You: i love spanish guys
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Antonio Banderas
Stranger: ,-)
You: you're antonio?
Stranger: no, no
Stranger: he is a actor
Stranger: from spain
You: omg!!! im talking to antonio banderas!!!
You: i loved you in zorro
You: and deperado!
Stranger: ehhh
You: can i get an autograph?
Stranger: do you like spanish cinema
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: Z
You: yeah! you were great in spykids!
Stranger: is there something wrong with u?
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You: omg!!! im talking to antonio banderas!!!
You: i loved you in zorro
hahahahahahahahahahahaah ahah!!!!! ;D
oh my god i am talking to Antonio Banderas lmao! ;D
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my getbig training came in handy. i cut it down..
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i don't like you
You: i like you
Stranger: y do you like me?
You: you
You: you smell nice
Stranger: really now?
You: yup
Stranger: i can't say the same for you dude....
You: thats ok
Stranger: well the my ruling still stands
Stranger: i can't say the same for you
You: you sound angry
You: didnt mommy hug you?
Stranger: do I?
You: yes, like a sad and bitter virgin
You: try therapy
Stranger: i am actually very happy
You: it might help
You: i dont think so
You: did "uncle" percy ever have a sleep over with you?
Stranger: i don't have an uncle percy
You: it will be ok
You: want to talk about it?
Stranger: cookies? ok
You: you are obviously opressing homosexual emotions
You: thats why ur sad
Stranger: supressing?
You: no opressing, closet case
You: it will be ok
You: does your family know?
You: you are the token "bachelor"
Stranger: yeah they know i like to eat
You: so you're fat and in the closet?
You: explains a lot
Stranger: haha i see what you did there
You: its ok. i promise
You: you and percy don't have to live in shame anymore
Stranger: i'm actuallly in the bathroom
You: a bathouse?
Stranger: no
Stranger: the toilet
You: brutal gloryhole
You: is percy there?
Stranger: yeah he's sucking me off
You: epic homosexual fantasy by a closet case
You: your parents must be proud
You: oh brother
Stranger: yeah
You: how many cats do you have to fill the void in your life?
You: 18?
You: 20?
Stranger: i only need my hands
You: of course, i can't see the studs from the Blue Oyster knocking down the door for you, fatty
You: its ok try soapystuds.com
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you're a pervert
You: you're a fat, lonely closet homosexual with daddy issues
Stranger: yeah
You: glad we cleared that up
Stranger: ok
You: feel better
Stranger: i feel the same?
You: gay?
Stranger: no
You: gayer than the backstreet boys playing naked twister
Stranger: haha that's pretty gay
Stranger: you know what
You: i hope you have the courage one day, sister
Stranger: I LIKE YOU
You: i knew you were gay
Stranger: how so?
You: you know