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Title: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on August 18, 2009, 09:29:01 AM
A Florida man faces possession of child pornography charges despite the fact that he claims his cat downloaded the images on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin of Jensen Beach told Martin County Sheriff’s detective the nearly 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer must have been downloaded when his cat jumped on the keyboard, TC Palms reports.

The 48-year-old man said he often leaves his computer on when he goes out and lately, whenever he returned home, strange material had been downloaded.

Astute officers didn’t buy Griffin’s claim and charged him 10 counts of possession of child pornography.

He was lodged in Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000.


 ;D

Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: spinnis on August 18, 2009, 09:29:34 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahaah
Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: divcom on August 18, 2009, 09:39:58 AM
dont get it.  if u lookin for this kind of bs...just download japanese porn.  they make 30 yr old women look 15 with that catholic school girl s##t they be doing.  as john lennon would say..."imagination".

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Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: _bruce_ on August 18, 2009, 09:40:30 AM
Cats are known to be closet pedos...
Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: Pecs on August 18, 2009, 09:47:49 AM
What was he thinking??? It is over 1000images, not 10 pics....
The "my cat did it" drill is lame....
Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: njflex on August 18, 2009, 09:48:56 AM
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Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: CalvinH on August 18, 2009, 09:49:59 AM
That's not Nz's cat.
Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on August 18, 2009, 09:51:21 AM
There goes the excuse I was gonna use   :-\
Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: gordiano on August 19, 2009, 07:06:52 PM
I should probably get a cat before I try blaming it for anything....
Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: BayGBM on August 21, 2009, 06:45:05 AM
Cats are known to be closet pedos...


Kitty porn.  ;D  Get it?  Kiddy?  :D
Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: webcake on August 21, 2009, 06:55:02 AM
Almost as bad as the dogs who download musclemen pics.......those damn dogs.
Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: Nizar on August 26, 2009, 09:10:19 PM
A Florida man faces possession of child pornography charges despite the fact that he claims his cat downloaded the images on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin of Jensen Beach told Martin County Sheriff’s detective the nearly 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer must have been downloaded when his cat jumped on the keyboard, TC Palms reports.

The 48-year-old man said he often leaves his computer on when he goes out and lately, whenever he returned home, strange material had been downloaded.

Astute officers didn’t buy Griffin’s claim and charged him 10 counts of possession of child pornography.

He was lodged in Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000.


 ;D



Cat probably glued on a pair of opposable thumbs
Title: Re: WTF?! Man Claims Cat Downloaded Child Pornography on Computer
Post by: SamoanIrishman on August 27, 2009, 08:13:11 AM

Kitty porn.  ;D  Get it?  Kiddy?  :D

Damn it I actually laughed.