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Title: Aussie man glued to toilet
Post by: OneManGang on August 24, 2009, 12:55:22 AM
Aussie man glued to toilet 

SYDNEY - AUSTRALIAN police and civic leaders on Monday appealed for help catching pranksters who glued a man to a public toilet seat, forcing an embarrassing rescue by ambulance officers.

A 58-year-old was taken to hospital with the toilet seat still attached to his behind after he used a booby-trapped convenience in a shopping centre in the northeastern resort city of Cairns on Saturday.

Police investigating the incident made a public appeal for help finding the joker, while furious city officials described the stunt as a 'sick joke.'

'I'm disgusted that a gentleman has had to go through that because someone thinks it's funny - it's a sick joke,' Cairns City Council community safety committee chair Di Forsyth told the Australian Associated Press.

'I think the community would be outraged and quite rightly so... it's quite a dangerous prank,' she said, calling on members of the public to help identify the perpetrators.

Police said hospital staff removed the toilet seat from the humiliated victim's behind using industrial strength solvents. -- AFP
Title: Re: Squadfather in Australia owning people
Post by: Mars on August 24, 2009, 01:03:10 AM
yes i can imagine that would be a nightmare. but who is going to sit on it without covering it first with toilet paper. im not
Title: Re: Squadfather in Australia owning people
Post by: Meso_z on August 24, 2009, 01:04:53 AM
yes i can imagine that would be a nightmare. but who is going to sit on it without covering it first with toilet paper. im not

I take a shit standing.
Title: Re: Squadfather in Australia owning people
Post by: OneManGang on August 24, 2009, 01:05:50 AM
yes i can imagine that would be a nightmare. but who is going to sit on it without covering it first with toilet paper. im not

What kind of wuss are you? I bet you need rubber gloves when putting roastbeef on a sandwich
Title: Re: Squadfather in Australia owning people
Post by: Mars on August 24, 2009, 01:08:57 AM
it got more to do with being a hygienic person angel.
Title: Re: Squadfather in Australia owning people
Post by: OneManGang on August 24, 2009, 01:10:51 AM
it got more to do with being a hygienic gay person.

Fixed  ;D

Title: Re: Squadfather in Australia owning people
Post by: Mars on August 24, 2009, 01:13:42 AM
you give me a headache mangangbang.
Title: Re: Squadfather in Australia owning people
Post by: WillGrant on August 24, 2009, 02:30:35 AM
I take a shit standing.
Pics?  ;D
Title: Re: Squadfather in Australia owning people
Post by: LatsMcGee on August 24, 2009, 02:31:23 AM
I will do this at work tomorrow to someone, sounds like a good laugh.
Title: Re: Squadfather destroys gentleman in Australia
Post by: Tombo on August 24, 2009, 02:47:27 AM
fitting tribute to squadfather there OP

something to do with toilets
Title: Re: Squadfather destroys gentleman in Australia
Post by: JasonH on August 24, 2009, 03:14:28 AM
A vicious owning by any standards.
Title: Re: Squadfather destroys gentleman in Australia
Post by: OneManGang on August 24, 2009, 03:44:40 AM
fitting tribute to squadfather there OP

something to do with toilets

It has to be him. Only Quaker-Dave would glue an old man to a toilet
Title: Re: Squadfather destroys gentleman in Australia
Post by: OneManGang on August 24, 2009, 07:03:31 AM
A vicious owning by any standards.

Not as vicious as the way derek anthony owned squadfatter
Title: Re: Squadfather destroys gentleman in Australia
Post by: Tapeworm on August 24, 2009, 07:25:18 AM
Funnier if they had dumped some gelatin into the water too so there'd be a dirty great turd to face up to during the rescue.
Title: Re: Squadfather destroys gentleman in Australia
Post by: jpm101 on August 24, 2009, 07:40:09 AM
Where SF/QO's is there are no toilet lids/seats, only mental bowls. There is soap, which can be put to better use by him or in him.
Title: Re: Squadfather destroys gentleman in Australia
Post by: OneManGang on August 24, 2009, 07:48:08 AM
Where SF/QO's is there are no toilet lids/seats, only mental bowls. There is soap, which can be put to better use by him or in him.

Would he ever dear to bend down to pick up the soap or would he do it with pleasure?  ;D