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Title: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: LMV on September 01, 2009, 01:11:55 PM

(http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/9489-RodrigoNogueiraUFC102_1789.jpg)

Following his loss to Frank Mir at UFC 92 many were writing off former UFC and Pride heavyweight titleholder Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira, saying he had been through too many battles and was a weathered warrior.

The Brazilian proved his critics wrong by dismantling two-time UFC light heavyweight and three-time UFC heavyweight titleholder Randy "The Natural" Couture at UFC 102 by a decisive unanimous decision.

Nogueira put himself back into title contention with the win over Couture, and although expecting big name opponents, but willing to fight whoever, the 33-year-old Brazilian wants another shot at the UFC heavyweight crown. 

"I like big fights like that.  I'll be ready if they gave me a good opponent," Nogueira told MMAWeekly.com.  "It would be my pleasure, but if they gave me a title shot, it would be awesome."

Brock Lesnar holds the UFC heavyweight belt, and asked how he matched up with him, Nogueira said, "A lot of jiu-jitsu and good standing up, make him tired man, move around, move around.  When I get his timing, hit him with a good right hand and box him, box him and get him tired."

Nogueira sees his wealth of experience as an advantage in a possible bout with Lesnar.  "I'm kind of calm.  I can listen to my coach.  I've been in there a long time.  I can see what's going on," commented the Rio de Janeiro resident.  "I have more experience than him.  That's a big advantage I have.

"If he goes on the top into my guard, I can play with him," added Nogueira.  "Let's see, let's see what is going to happen."


Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira: UFC 102 Post-Fight One-on-One (http://videos.mmaweekly.com/view_player.php?id=3212)
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Signifying Monkey on September 01, 2009, 01:15:01 PM


"If he goes on the top into my guard, I can play with him," added Nogueira.  "Let's see, let's see what is going to happen."



Just like he did with Fedor

Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: LMV on September 01, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Just like he did with Fedor



Exactly, the only things he'll be playing with when Brock gets on top of him are his own teeth.


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Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 01, 2009, 03:46:58 PM
Just like he did with Fedor





 Oh yeah!! Lesnar has the same skills like Fedor. ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Signifying Monkey on September 01, 2009, 03:48:59 PM


 Oh yeah!! Lesnar has the same skills like Fedor. ::) ::) ::)

Yeah, because Fedor was using "skills" (as opposed to just power) to make a fool out of Nog ::)

Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 01, 2009, 03:50:17 PM
Exactly, the only things he'll be playing with when Brock gets on top of him are his own teeth.


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 Minotauro.

MMA record
Total    39
Wins    32
By knockout    2
By submission    20
Losses    5
By knockout    1
Draws    1


 Lesnar

Win      Frank Mir      Technical Knock Out        
 
   Jul-11-2009    2    1:48    
Win    Randy Couture    Technical Knock Out        
   Nov-15-2008    2    3:07    
Win    Heath Herring    Unanimous Decision       
   Aug-9-2008    3    5:00    
Loss    Frank Mir    Submission (Leg Lock)        
   Feb-2-2008    1    1:30    


  8)
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 01, 2009, 03:51:41 PM
Yeah, b/c Fedor was using "skills" (as opposed to just power) to make a fool out of Nog ::)






 Power beats everything. ::)
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: MindSpin on September 01, 2009, 04:02:56 PM
Lesnar will teabag his ass, and there is not thing he'll be able to to do about it.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 01, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
 Like Sapp did to Minotauro.
 
  8)
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: MindSpin on September 01, 2009, 04:18:56 PM
Like Sapp did to Minotauro.
 
  8)

You think Sapp and Lesnar are in the same league ???
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Mrdibbs on September 01, 2009, 04:25:10 PM
He won't win this one by decision :)
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 01, 2009, 04:49:02 PM
You think Sapp and Lesnar are in the same league ???





 No, they are not on the same league.
 Sapp, he is stronger, and it seems that some guys here.
 Think that been stronger is the answer.
  Hope you understood my point.
 English keeps choking me out.  :D

  8)
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: George Whorewell on September 01, 2009, 07:38:56 PM
I have a lot of respect for Noguerra but I don't think Lesnar is a good match up for him at all. He has better jiu jtsu than Mir and is more experienced, but unless he can keep Lesnar from muscling him around I dont think he will win. Fact of the matter is that Lesnar outweighs him by 50 lbs and is a superior wrestler. Noguerra also doesnt have the ko power to trade with Brock. Noguerra can beat him, but I would pick Lesnar to win if I had to choose.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: CARTEL on September 01, 2009, 08:02:11 PM
Definitely want to see this fight. Nog is very crafty.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Geo on September 01, 2009, 10:45:02 PM
I really need to see lesnar in there with a couple different styles/match ups before I can actually feel confident in predicting how his fights are gonna turn out...

on one hand he seems pretty unbeatable, but in the back of my mind I just know there's got to be some weakness's that are gonna come out to haunt him...

if I had to bet on Nog/lesnar right now I'd say lesnar is gonna kill the guy.....
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: LMV on September 02, 2009, 05:46:12 AM
Minotauro.

MMA record
Total    39
Wins    32
By knockout    2
By submission    20
Losses    5
By knockout    1
Draws    1


 Lesnar

Win      Frank Mir      Technical Knock Out        
 
   Jul-11-2009    2    1:48    
Win    Randy Couture    Technical Knock Out        
   Nov-15-2008    2    3:07    
Win    Heath Herring    Unanimous Decision       
   Aug-9-2008    3    5:00    
Loss    Frank Mir    Submission (Leg Lock)        
   Feb-2-2008    1    1:30    


  8)

Lesnar

1998 NCAA Junior College Champion
2X Big Ten Champion
2000 NCAA Champion
3x WWE Champion
106-5 College Wrestling Record

Seriously dude, wake the fuck up.

When Brock was busy submitting and dominating giant after giant in the WWE your hero was cuddling with 5'3" chinamen. Look the guy doesn't even have a signature move, that ought to tell you something right ?

Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: MoralMan on September 02, 2009, 05:48:47 AM
For Gods sake, Lesnar beat the Undertaker whos the undead! He beat the UNDEAD!! What chance does Nogueira or Fedor really have, they re mortal
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 02, 2009, 08:09:31 AM
Lesnar

1998 NCAA Junior College Champion
2X Big Ten Champion
2000 NCAA Champion
3x WWE Champion
106-5 College Wrestling Record

Seriously dude, wake the fuck up.

When Brock was busy submitting and dominating giant after giant in the WWE your hero was cuddling with 5'3" chinamen. Look the guy doesn't even have a signature move, that ought to tell you something right ?






 Can you spot any 5'3 chinamen on this list?

Win      Randy Couture       Decision (Unanimous)      UFC 102
Loss    Frank Mir    TKO (Punches)    UFC 92 -
Win    Tim Sylvia    Submission (Guillotine Choke)    UFC 81 -
Win    Heath Herring    Decision (Unanimous)    UFC 73 -
Win    Josh Barnett    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -
Loss    Josh Barnett    Decision (Split)    PRIDE -
Win    Fabricio Werdum    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -    
Win    Wagner da Conceicao Martins    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE     
Win    Kiyoshi Tamura    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE 31
Win    Pawel Nastula    TKO (Punches)    PRIDE -
Loss    Fedor Emelianenko    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -
NC    Fedor Emelianenko    No Contest - Accidental Cut    PRIDE -   
Win    Sergei Kharitonov    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -     2
Win    Heath Herring    Submission (Anaconda Choke)    PRIDE -    06/20/2004    2
Win    Hirotaka Yokoi    Submission (Anaconda Choke)    PRIDE -       2
Win    Mirko Filipovic    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE -    2
Win    Ricco Rodriguez    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -    08/10/2003    3
Loss    Fedor Emelianenko    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE 25 -    3
Win    Dan Henderson    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE 24 -
Win    Semmy Schilt    Submission (Triangle Choke)    PRIDE 23 -     11/24/2002    1
Win    Bob Sapp    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE -
Win    Sanae Kikuta    KO (Punch)    UFO - Legend    08/08/2002    2
Win    Enson Inoue    Technical Submission (Triangle Choke)    PRIDE 19 - Bad Blood    02/24/2002    1
Win    Heath Herring    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE 17
Win    Mark Coleman    Submission (Triangle Armbar)    PRIDE 16     09/24/2001    1
Win    Gary Goodridge    Submission (Triangle Choke)    PRIDE 15 -
Win    Valentijn Overeem    Submission (Arm Triangle Choke)       02/24/2001    1
Win    Hiromitsu Kanehara    Submission (Rear Naked Choke)       02/24/2001    2
Win    Volk Han    Decision (Unanimous)    
Win    Kiyoshi Tamura    Submission (Armbar)    
Win    Achmed Labasanov    Submission (Armbar)       10/09/2000    1
Draw    Tsuyoshi Kohsaka    Draw    Rings -
Loss    Dan Henderson    Decision (Split)    
Win    Andrei Kopylov    Decision (Majority)    
Win    Jeremy Horn    Decision (Unanimous)    
Win    Iouri Kotchkine    Technical Submission (Armbar)       10/28/1999    1
Win    Valentijn Overeem    Technical Submission (Keylock)    10/28/1999    1
Win    Nate Schroeder    Submission (Armbar)    
Win    David Dodd    Submission (Crucifix)

 We talking about MMA, could you please show me Lesnar's MMA record? ::)
 Thanks.

 By the way WWE rocks. ::) ::) ::)

  8)
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: BIG_STI on September 02, 2009, 08:11:10 AM
Lesnar


3x WWE Champion






LOL
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 02, 2009, 08:14:14 AM
LOL


 


 Welcome to Getbig. ;D
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Mrdibbs on September 02, 2009, 08:41:19 AM



 Can you spot any 5'3 chinamen on this list?

Win      Randy Couture       Decision (Unanimous)      UFC 102
Loss    Frank Mir    TKO (Punches)    UFC 92 -
Win    Tim Sylvia    Submission (Guillotine Choke)    UFC 81 -
Win    Heath Herring    Decision (Unanimous)    UFC 73 -
Win    Josh Barnett    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -
Loss    Josh Barnett    Decision (Split)    PRIDE -
Win    Fabricio Werdum    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -    
Win    Wagner da Conceicao Martins    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE     
Win    Kiyoshi Tamura    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE 31
Win    Pawel Nastula    TKO (Punches)    PRIDE -
Loss    Fedor Emelianenko    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -
NC    Fedor Emelianenko    No Contest - Accidental Cut    PRIDE -   
Win    Sergei Kharitonov    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -     2
Win    Heath Herring    Submission (Anaconda Choke)    PRIDE -    06/20/2004    2
Win    Hirotaka Yokoi    Submission (Anaconda Choke)    PRIDE -       2
Win    Mirko Filipovic    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE -    2
Win    Ricco Rodriguez    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -    08/10/2003    3
Loss    Fedor Emelianenko    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE 25 -    3
Win    Dan Henderson    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE 24 -
Win    Semmy Schilt    Submission (Triangle Choke)    PRIDE 23 -     11/24/2002    1
Win    Bob Sapp    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE -
Win    Sanae Kikuta    KO (Punch)    UFO - Legend    08/08/2002    2
Win    Enson Inoue    Technical Submission (Triangle Choke)    PRIDE 19 - Bad Blood    02/24/2002    1
Win    Heath Herring    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE 17
Win    Mark Coleman    Submission (Triangle Armbar)    PRIDE 16     09/24/2001    1
Win    Gary Goodridge    Submission (Triangle Choke)    PRIDE 15 -
Win    Valentijn Overeem    Submission (Arm Triangle Choke)       02/24/2001    1
Win    Hiromitsu Kanehara    Submission (Rear Naked Choke)       02/24/2001    2
Win    Volk Han    Decision (Unanimous)    
Win    Kiyoshi Tamura    Submission (Armbar)    
Win    Achmed Labasanov    Submission (Armbar)       10/09/2000    1
Draw    Tsuyoshi Kohsaka    Draw    Rings -
Loss    Dan Henderson    Decision (Split)    
Win    Andrei Kopylov    Decision (Majority)    
Win    Jeremy Horn    Decision (Unanimous)    
Win    Iouri Kotchkine    Technical Submission (Armbar)       10/28/1999    1
Win    Valentijn Overeem    Technical Submission (Keylock)    10/28/1999    1
Win    Nate Schroeder    Submission (Armbar)    
Win    David Dodd    Submission (Crucifix)

 We talking about MMA, could you please show me Lesnar's MMA record? ::)
 Thanks.

 By the way WWE rocks. ::) ::) ::)

  8)

Decision decision decision
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: LMV on September 02, 2009, 10:20:57 AM



 Can you spot any 5'3 chinamen on this list?

Win      Randy Couture       Decision (Unanimous)      UFC 102
Loss    Frank Mir    TKO (Punches)    UFC 92 -
Win    Tim Sylvia    Submission (Guillotine Choke)    UFC 81 -
Win    Heath Herring    Decision (Unanimous)    UFC 73 -
Win    Josh Barnett    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -
Loss    Josh Barnett    Decision (Split)    PRIDE -
Win    Fabricio Werdum    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -    
Win    Wagner da Conceicao Martins    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE     
Win    Kiyoshi Tamura    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE 31
Win    Pawel Nastula    TKO (Punches)    PRIDE -
Loss    Fedor Emelianenko    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -
NC    Fedor Emelianenko    No Contest - Accidental Cut    PRIDE -   
Win    Sergei Kharitonov    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -     2
Win    Heath Herring    Submission (Anaconda Choke)    PRIDE -    06/20/2004    2
Win    Hirotaka Yokoi    Submission (Anaconda Choke)    PRIDE -       2
Win    Mirko Filipovic    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE -    2
Win    Ricco Rodriguez    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE -    08/10/2003    3
Loss    Fedor Emelianenko    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE 25 -    3
Win    Dan Henderson    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE 24 -
Win    Semmy Schilt    Submission (Triangle Choke)    PRIDE 23 -     11/24/2002    1
Win    Bob Sapp    Submission (Armbar)    PRIDE -
Win    Sanae Kikuta    KO (Punch)    UFO - Legend    08/08/2002    2
Win    Enson Inoue    Technical Submission (Triangle Choke)    PRIDE 19 - Bad Blood    02/24/2002    1
Win    Heath Herring    Decision (Unanimous)    PRIDE 17
Win    Mark Coleman    Submission (Triangle Armbar)    PRIDE 16     09/24/2001    1
Win    Gary Goodridge    Submission (Triangle Choke)    PRIDE 15 -
Win    Valentijn Overeem    Submission (Arm Triangle Choke)       02/24/2001    1
Win    Hiromitsu Kanehara    Submission (Rear Naked Choke)       02/24/2001    2
Win    Volk Han    Decision (Unanimous)    
Win    Kiyoshi Tamura    Submission (Armbar)    
Win    Achmed Labasanov    Submission (Armbar)       10/09/2000    1
Draw    Tsuyoshi Kohsaka    Draw    Rings -
Loss    Dan Henderson    Decision (Split)    
Win    Andrei Kopylov    Decision (Majority)    
Win    Jeremy Horn    Decision (Unanimous)    
Win    Iouri Kotchkine    Technical Submission (Armbar)       10/28/1999    1
Win    Valentijn Overeem    Technical Submission (Keylock)    10/28/1999    1
Win    Nate Schroeder    Submission (Armbar)    
Win    David Dodd    Submission (Crucifix)

 We talking about MMA, could you please show me Lesnar's MMA record? ::)
 Thanks.

 By the way WWE rocks. ::) ::) ::)

  8)

Thanks for proving my point sherlock, all of those moves are somebody else's.

So besides being a midget tosser he's also a thief.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 02, 2009, 01:11:45 PM
Thanks for proving my point sherlock, all of those moves are somebody else's.

So besides being a midget tosser he's also a thief.




 WTF?
 Oh God!! yeah  you're right.
 Could you please help me find the midget on that list?  ::) ::) ::)
 Did you find Lesnar's MMA fight record yet? ::)

  8)
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: LMV on September 02, 2009, 03:48:01 PM



 WTF?
 Oh God!! yeah  you're right.
 Could you please help me find the midget on that list?  ::) ::) ::)
 Did you find Lesnar's MMA fight record yet? ::)

  8)

Last time I checked Brock was the undisputed heavyweight champion of the UFC.

Lesnar pulverized Mir, Mir destroyed the thieving cauliflowered midget tosser.


haha noob !
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 02, 2009, 06:48:57 PM
Last time I checked Brock was the undisputed heavyweight champion of the UFC.

Lesnar pulverized Mir, Mir destroyed the thieving cauliflowered midget tosser.


haha noob !





  Lesnar

Win      Frank Mir      Technical Knock Out       
 
   Jul-11-2009    2    1:48   
Win    Randy Couture    Technical Knock Out       
   Nov-15-2008    2    3:07   
Win    Heath Herring    Unanimous Decision       
   Aug-9-2008    3    5:00   
Loss    Frank Mir    Submission (Leg Lock)       
   Feb-2-2008    1    1:30     

 Great fighter  great champion. ::)
 Even Frank Mir has a better record.
 Mark my words Lesnar will loose the next fight. till then enjoy your champion.  ::)

  8)
 
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on September 02, 2009, 07:07:42 PM
I'm sure that all of us who enjoyed the "kickass pics" from UFC 101 Declaration will agree that your words carry a lot of weight in these parts

Two differant guys, one  is bad at typing and the other has broken english.. Just a heads up.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Signifying Monkey on September 02, 2009, 07:14:25 PM
Two differant guys, one  is bad at typing and the other has broken english.. Just a heads up.

Thanks, I hadn't noticed.

Didn't realize there were so many Gracie fans around here
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on September 02, 2009, 07:16:43 PM
Thanks, I hadn't noticed.

Didn't realize there were so many Gracie fans around here

No sweat welcome to the board.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Benny B on September 02, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
After Lesnar gets KTFO by Carwin, this fight will take on lesser importance.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: LMV on September 03, 2009, 01:13:45 AM




  Lesnar

Win      Frank Mir      Technical Knock Out       
 
   Jul-11-2009    2    1:48   
Win    Randy Couture    Technical Knock Out       
   Nov-15-2008    2    3:07   
Win    Heath Herring    Unanimous Decision       
   Aug-9-2008    3    5:00   
Loss    Frank Mir    Submission (Leg Lock)       
   Feb-2-2008    1    1:30     

 Great fighter  great champion. ::)
 Even Frank Mir has a better record.
 Mark my words Lesnar will loose the next fight. till then enjoy your champion.  ::)

  8)
 

You keep proving my points, thanks !

His record shows what a great champion he really is ! Brock only needed 4 wins to totally dominate the broadest heavy weight division in UFC history.

Can't wait for him to perform some devastating signature moves on that midget tosser.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: americanbulldog on September 03, 2009, 01:37:03 AM
First off, let me say I am a HUGE BIG NOG fan, an active competitor in BJJ.  I'd love to see Nog sub Lesnar like he did Sapp, and Crocop (he took a beating before locking in the armbar).  If he shows up looking like he did against Mir, he's done.  He looked a little slow against Handy and was getting caught.  That being said, I'd love to see him tap Lesnar.  I think Brock's game is evolving, and he would be a handle for anyone in the heavyweight division.  Lets hope Carwin stops the frate train.  At least Shane is likeable, and not a huge douche bag. 
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Krankenstein on September 03, 2009, 07:57:44 AM
Lesnar

1998 NCAA Junior College Champion
2X Big Ten Champion
2000 NCAA Champion
3x WWE Champion
106-5 College Wrestling Record

Seriously dude, wake the fuck up.

When Brock was busy submitting and dominating giant after giant in the WWE your hero was cuddling with 5'3" chinamen. Look the guy doesn't even have a signature move, that ought to tell you something right ?



So, when will we see Brock's 'signature' move?  Wasn't it the F-5 or some bullshit like that?  Didnt he have to tell his opponent to 'sell' it?  Perhaps another MMA fighter can come in and have his way with that haggard trash bag Brock is married to.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: LMV on September 03, 2009, 09:00:19 AM
So, when will we see Brock's 'signature' move?  Wasn't it the F-5 or some bullshit like that?  Didnt he have to tell his opponent to 'sell' it?  Perhaps another MMA fighter can come in and have his way with that haggard trash bag Brock is married to.

You're just jealous.

Bow to your champ noob !

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Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Krankenstein on September 03, 2009, 09:15:33 AM
You're just jealous.

Bow to your champ noob !

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Bow to a guy with a cock on his chest..... ::)

Again mangina lover, what is brocks MMA 'signature move'??

Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: LMV on September 04, 2009, 05:31:35 AM
Bow to a guy with a cock on his chest..... ::)

Again mangina lover, what is brocks MMA 'signature move'??


Settle down noob.

You're lack of knowledge in MMA is astounding. Just sit back, relax and let us, the experts, discuss these important issues.
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Benny B on September 05, 2009, 03:00:24 PM
Settle down noob.

You're lack of knowledge in MMA is astounding. Just sit back, relax and let us, the experts, discuss these important issues.
You? The Brock "Five Pro MMA Fights" Lesnar guy...an expert?
bwahahahahahaha
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: Krankenstein on September 06, 2009, 08:58:38 AM
Settle down noob.

You're lack of knowledge in MMA is astounding. Just sit back, relax and let us, the experts, discuss these important issues.

What knowledge do I lack.....the question is still posed to you cock sniffer.....what is Brocks MMA signature move if everyone else is a 'move stealer'?
Title: Re: NOGUEIRA WANTS SHOT AT LESNAR + ufc 102 post fight video
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 06, 2009, 05:46:50 PM
Settle down noob.

You're lack of knowledge in MMA is astounding. Just sit back, relax and let us, the experts, discuss these important issues.




 I know he's signature move.
 Pay attention to this, the guy has a cock on his chest.
 So the signature move is... "cock sucking". He twist your balls while sucking your cock.

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