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Title: The Knockout
Post by: kimura on December 24, 2009, 08:34:32 PM
So I make a dash to the package store to grab a few beers before it closes.  On my way out this guy asks for a match. I let him know that I don't smoke and all of a sudden, he hits me in the head (I later find out it was a sap).  The fucker knocked me out cold.  I wake up with a crowd around me and a my beer and leather D-3A gloves gone.

One of the guys in the crowd knows me from the gym and says that he knows the guy that did this to me.  We head over to the bastard's apartment and I look in the window.  He is having a grand old time at what appears to be a Yankee swap.  I ring the bell...some  chick answers, I kick the door open and push her out of the way.  She hits a mirror on the side wall and it breaks and glass cuts her face.  I charge towards this no-load and crank him right in the fucking jaw.  The fucker goes backwards and lands on a chair.  I then start pounding him silly.  A bunch of chicks are screaming and some dude grabs me. I spin around and hit him with a hay-maker; he falls to the floor.  Adrenaline gets the best of me and I smash some old guy square in the face.  People are screaming, gifts are getting crushed, and food is all over the place.

I make my exit out a back door and now I am home.  Merry Fucking Christmas Boston and GetBig.  I will bet the bank that the East Boston police will be here in 20 minutes or less.

-Kim
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 24, 2009, 08:37:35 PM
Living the dream  ;D
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: kimura on December 24, 2009, 08:40:22 PM
Hardly.  A one bedroom apartment and posting here on Christmas Eve alone is far from the dream.  Did I mention that I drive a Ford Focus?
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: chaos on December 24, 2009, 08:40:27 PM
So I make a dash to the package store to grab a few beers before it closes.  On my way out this guy asks for a match. I let him know that I don't smoke and all of a sudden, he hits me in the head (I later find out it was a sap).  The fucker knocked me out cold.  I wake up with a crowd around me and a my beer and leather D-3A gloves gone.

One of the guys in the crowd knows me from the gym and says that he knows the guy that did this to me.  We head over to the bastard's apartment and I look in the window.  He is having a grand old time at what appears to be a Yankee swap.  I ring the bell...some  chick answers, I kick the door open and push her out of the way.  She hits a mirror on the side wall and it breaks and glass cuts her face.  I charge towards this no-load and crank him right in the fucking jaw.  The fucker goes backwards and lands on a chair.  I then start pounding him silly.  A bunch of chicks are screaming and some dude grabs me. I spin around and hit him with a hay-maker; he falls to the floor.  Adrenaline gets the best of me and I smash some old guy square in the face.  People are screaming, gifts are getting crushed, and food is all over the place.

I make my exit out a back door and now I am home.  Merry Fucking Christmas Boston and GetBig.  I will bet the bank that the East Boston police will be here in 20 minutes or less.

-Kim
Meltdown.
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: kimura on December 24, 2009, 08:41:10 PM
Meltdown.

Beyond meltdown.
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: lesaucer on December 24, 2009, 08:51:34 PM
pics or it didnt happen
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: chaos on December 24, 2009, 08:53:40 PM
Did you get your beer back?
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on December 24, 2009, 09:00:19 PM
So I make a dash to the package store to grab a few beers before it closes.  On my way out this guy asks for a match. I let him know that I don't smoke and all of a sudden, he hits me in the head (I later find out it was a sap).  The fucker knocked me out cold.  I wake up with a crowd around me and a my beer and leather D-3A gloves gone.

One of the guys in the crowd knows me from the gym and says that he knows the guy that did this to me.  We head over to the bastard's apartment and I look in the window.  He is having a grand old time at what appears to be a Yankee swap.  I ring the bell...some  chick answers, I kick the door open and push her out of the way.  She hits a mirror on the side wall and it breaks and glass cuts her face.  I charge towards this no-load and crank him right in the fucking jaw.  The fucker goes backwards and lands on a chair.  I then start pounding him silly.  A bunch of chicks are screaming and some dude grabs me. I spin around and hit him with a hay-maker; he falls to the floor.  Adrenaline gets the best of me and I smash some old guy square in the face.  People are screaming, gifts are getting crushed, and food is all over the place.

I make my exit out a back door and now I am home.  Merry Fucking Christmas Boston and GetBig.  I will bet the bank that the East Boston police will be here in 20 minutes or less.

-Kim
:D Boston eh??? Irish by any chance?? Reminds me of a situation i was in.
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: disturbia on December 24, 2009, 09:28:53 PM
this guy is identical me---but in Boston
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: benchmstr on December 24, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
this guy is identical me---but in Boston
soul mate?........  ;D

bench
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: Spike on December 24, 2009, 09:47:10 PM
he's in jail
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: Wiggs on December 24, 2009, 09:52:20 PM
Ha,ha,ha!!!  And my black ass wants to move to boston with you violent Irish!  It'll be a hoot!
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: Emmortal on December 24, 2009, 09:56:08 PM
FYI: I just raped kimura in county lockup.
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: Voice of Doom on December 24, 2009, 09:59:50 PM
Man...some guy just busted my door in and kicked the crap out of my friends...what did I do?
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: benchmstr on December 24, 2009, 10:02:26 PM
Man...some guy just busted my door in and kicked the crap out of my friends...what did I do?
laugh at your friends for lossing a fight.

bench
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: Hulkotron on December 24, 2009, 10:04:35 PM
Kimura please post an update.

Thanks in advance!
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on December 25, 2009, 10:38:14 AM
So I make a dash to the package store to grab a few beers before it closes.  On my way out this guy asks for a match. I let him know that I don't smoke and all of a sudden, he hits me in the head (I later find out it was a sap).  The fucker knocked me out cold.  I wake up with a crowd around me and a my beer and leather D-3A gloves gone.

One of the guys in the crowd knows me from the gym and says that he knows the guy that did this to me.  We head over to the bastard's apartment and I look in the window.  He is having a grand old time at what appears to be a Yankee swap.  I ring the bell...some  chick answers, I kick the door open and push her out of the way.  She hits a mirror on the side wall and it breaks and glass cuts her face.  I charge towards this no-load and crank him right in the fucking jaw.  The fucker goes backwards and lands on a chair.  I then start pounding him silly.  A bunch of chicks are screaming and some dude grabs me. I spin around and hit him with a hay-maker; he falls to the floor.  Adrenaline gets the best of me and I smash some old guy square in the face.  People are screaming, gifts are getting crushed, and food is all over the place.

I make my exit out a back door and now I am home.  Merry Fucking Christmas Boston and GetBig.  I will bet the bank that the East Boston police will be here in 20 minutes or less.

-Kim

good stuff
u did what needed to be done  ;)
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: boonasty on December 25, 2009, 02:10:24 PM
So I make a dash to the package store to grab a few beers before it closes.  On my way out this guy asks for a match. I let him know that I don't smoke and all of a sudden, he hits me in the head (I later find out it was a sap).  The fucker knocked me out cold.  I wake up with a crowd around me and a my beer and leather D-3A gloves gone.

One of the guys in the crowd knows me from the gym and says that he knows the guy that did this to me.  We head over to the bastard's apartment and I look in the window.  He is having a grand old time at what appears to be a Yankee swap.  I ring the bell...some  chick answers, I kick the door open and push her out of the way.  She hits a mirror on the side wall and it breaks and glass cuts her face.  I charge towards this no-load and crank him right in the fucking jaw.  The fucker goes backwards and lands on a chair.  I then start pounding him silly.  A bunch of chicks are screaming and some dude grabs me. I spin around and hit him with a hay-maker; he falls to the floor.  Adrenaline gets the best of me and I smash some old guy square in the face.  People are screaming, gifts are getting crushed, and food is all over the place.

I make my exit out a back door and now I am home.  Merry Fucking Christmas Boston and GetBig.  I will bet the bank that the East Boston police will be here in 20 minutes or less.

-Kim

except for the chick getting cut and the old guy getting hit i really enjoyed this  :D
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: benchmstr on December 25, 2009, 02:29:59 PM
except for the chick getting cut and the old guy getting hit i really enjoyed this  :D
those were my favorite parts!!!

bench
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: LatsMcGee on December 26, 2009, 12:02:19 AM
except for the chick getting cut and the old guy getting hit i really enjoyed this  :D

They got what they deserved for hanging out with that scumbag, scum by proxy. 
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: Tyr on December 26, 2009, 12:40:58 AM
Departed 2 in the making
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Post by: bigdumbbell on December 26, 2009, 12:59:30 AM
does he enjoy the Ford Focus?
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: outby43 on December 26, 2009, 04:36:48 AM
no update on this vigilante?
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: cross-of-iron on December 26, 2009, 05:40:47 AM
So I make a dash to the package store to grab a few beers before it closes.  On my way out this guy asks for a match. I let him know that I don't smoke and all of a sudden, he hits me in the head (I later find out it was a sap).  The fucker knocked me out cold.  I wake up with a crowd around me and a my beer and leather D-3A gloves gone.

One of the guys in the crowd knows me from the gym and says that he knows the guy that did this to me.  We head over to the bastard's apartment and I look in the window.  He is having a grand old time at what appears to be a Yankee swap.  I ring the bell...some  chick answers, I kick the door open and push her out of the way.  She hits a mirror on the side wall and it breaks and glass cuts her face.  I charge towards this no-load and crank him right in the fucking jaw.  The fucker goes backwards and lands on a chair.  I then start pounding him silly.  A bunch of chicks are screaming and some dude grabs me. I spin around and hit him with a hay-maker; he falls to the floor.  Adrenaline gets the best of me and I smash some old guy square in the face.  People are screaming, gifts are getting crushed, and food is all over the place.



I make my exit out a back door and now I am home.  Merry Fucking Christmas Boston and GetBig.  I will bet the bank that the East Boston police will be here in 20 minutes or less.

-Kim

Fuck I hope this really happened.
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: Bobby on December 26, 2009, 09:00:07 AM
great story!
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: johnnynoname on December 26, 2009, 09:19:57 AM
given the title of this thread i was hoping it was gonna be about Elle Macpherson
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: Purple Aki on December 26, 2009, 10:59:11 AM
I drive a focus.

I feel your pain, brah.
Title: Re: The Knockout
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 26, 2009, 11:04:39 AM
Story would have been better if you had dressed as Santa Claus when you paid him a visit.