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Title: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: The RedMeatKid on January 08, 2010, 07:08:34 AM
Jean-Claude Van Damme did a Q&A with Newsweek's Sarah Ball, and at the end of the interview he stops answering questions about his new film "JCVD" and starts hitting on her instead. Van Damme, 48 and 5'9, is currently married to his fifth wife.

Newsweek reporter is in bold.

I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK --
It was like being naked--I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I --
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ' ve no regrets at all?
Believe me--I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I ' m 22.Oh, f---. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ' t know. When is it?
I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh --
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.


Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: njflex on January 08, 2010, 07:19:18 AM
jnn in 3.2.1
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: dan18 on January 08, 2010, 07:20:26 AM
Jean-Claude Van Damme did a Q&A with Newsweek's Sarah Ball, and at the end of the interview he stops answering questions about his new film "JCVD" and starts hitting on her instead. Van Damme, 48 and 5'9, is currently married to his fifth wife.

Newsweek reporter is in bold.

I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK --
It was like being naked--I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I --
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ' ve no regrets at all?
Believe me--I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I ' m 22.Oh, f---. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ' t know. When is it?
I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh --
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.



And whats the problem hes a man with needs  ;D
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: Tapeworm on January 08, 2010, 07:39:52 AM

I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.


Haha, if this is a genuine quote I just became a fan.
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 08, 2010, 07:44:49 AM
"T'as pas besoin d'un flash quand tu photographies un lapin qui a déjà les yeux rouges." JC Van Damme

Real quote during a TV show if i recall correctly.
Translation: "Youn don't need to use the flash when you're taking a picture of a rabbit whose already got red eyes."
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2010, 07:45:31 AM
jnn in 3.2.1

that's right cuz JCVD is my man

he is the reason I am what I am


yes, HE IS THE REASON I AM WHAT I AM...him and howard stern
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: spinnis on January 08, 2010, 07:46:09 AM
that's right cuz JCVD is my man

he is the reason I am what I am


yes, HE IS THE REASON I AM WHAT I AM...him and howard stern

you're a sexy version of artie.
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2010, 07:50:36 AM
you're a sexy version of artie.

cuz i'm a sexy trainwreck, right?
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: Tapeworm on January 08, 2010, 07:51:11 AM
"T'as pas besoin d'un flash quand tu photographies un lapin qui a déjà les yeux rouges." JC Van Damme

Real quote during a TV show if i recall correctly.
Translation: "Youn don't need to use the flash when you're taking a picture of a rabbit whose already got red eyes."

I had no idea!  ;D
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: spinnis on January 08, 2010, 07:51:19 AM
cuz i'm a sexy trainwreck, right?

yes, and you can joke about yourself.

I forgot the (no homo) in the first post :D
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2010, 07:53:23 AM
yes, and you can joke about yourself.

I forgot the (no homo) in the first post :D

cool

for a sec, i thought that you meant i looked like artie but only "sexier" 

however, this is very sexy from the fat man
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 08, 2010, 07:54:17 AM
"If you're dreaming you're sleeping in your sleep, then you have to wake up twice to get up!"-JCVD
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on January 08, 2010, 08:08:45 AM
JCVD is the f*ckin man!!! I remember watching him on MTV spring break in the 90's talking about how much he loves his wife and then later that night he was snorting coke getting drunk and fucking a couple of hot college girls. A true man's man!
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: dr.chimps on January 08, 2010, 08:18:52 AM
Let's not forget Broadway Joe when you talk about people hitting on reporters mid-interview.

Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: uberman09 on January 08, 2010, 08:42:36 AM
"T'as pas besoin d'un flash quand tu photographies un lapin qui a déjà les yeux rouges." JC Van Damme

Real quote during a TV show if i recall correctly.
Translation: "Youn don't need to use the flash when you're taking a picture of a rabbit whose already got red eyes."

francais?  :D
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 08, 2010, 08:43:14 AM
francais?  :D

Oui. ;)
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: uberman09 on January 08, 2010, 08:48:42 AM
t'es d'ou?
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 08, 2010, 08:50:19 AM
t'es d'ou?

Paris.
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: uberman09 on January 08, 2010, 08:51:06 AM
Paris.
  :-\

la nouvelle capitale de l'afrique donc  ;D
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 08, 2010, 08:53:06 AM
  :-\

la nouvelle capitale de l'afrique donc  ;D

Ca s'en rapproche, oui.  ;)
Surtout l'est de Paris.
Et toi, d'où es-tu?
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2010, 08:59:00 AM
not to interupt this French lesson but the "incident" posted in the initial post of this thread was a "big deal" on the internet for some odd reason.

van damme is a movie star (YES- he is) and movie stars ask out women
.  I don't know why everyone was so shocked
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: HTexan on January 08, 2010, 10:33:28 AM
"If you're dreaming you're sleeping in your sleep, then you have to wake up twice to get up!"-JCVD
LOL that has happen to me. :-[
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: The RedMeatKid on January 08, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
That bitch will be there at the premier, and JCVD will bang her.
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: Nails on January 08, 2010, 02:19:07 PM
(http://dyn.ifilm.com/blog//1/8/7/5/1875583/200903/1236903413924.jpg)
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: Kwon on January 08, 2010, 02:38:36 PM
Male moviestar asking a female out.

How revolutionary!
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: funk51 on January 08, 2010, 03:50:00 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme did a Q&A with Newsweek's Sarah Ball, and at the end of the interview he stops answering questions about his new film "JCVD" and starts hitting on her instead. Van Damme, 48 and 5'9, is currently married to his fifth wife.

Newsweek reporter is in bold.

I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK --
It was like being naked--I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I --
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ' ve no regrets at all?
Believe me--I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I ' m 22.Oh, f---. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ' t know. When is it?
I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh --
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.



            it's joe namath all over again  all he wanted is a kiss.
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview
Post by: Tyr on January 08, 2010, 10:37:40 PM
Gladys is going to be pissed..........again  :D

Then again maybe she's used to her husband playing the field