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This is a thread to cheer up this board..It's going to be sticked so please included all your favorite republican jokes here..
Thanks
Three Republican Congressmen Are Walking Down The Street...
... when they pass by a legless vet and his son, holding a sign that reads: "Homeless. Need Help."
"Boy," says the first Republican. "Sometimes I feel guilty that we never served, when we sent those guys to war."
"Yeah," says the second, "And I feel bad for cutting vet's benefits so that we could get a tax cut."
"You bet," says third, sadly. "But did you guys check out the a*s on that little boy?" ****
Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.
One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Democrat?"
"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Democrats," was the man's reply.
"What if your daddy and granddaddy were horse thieves?"
"In that case, I guess I'd be a Republican."
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Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.
They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours. When the chauffeur came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his driver had been in there so long.
"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." explained the driver.
"What did you tell the farmer?" Limbaugh asked.
The chauffeur replied, "I told him I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig." [/color]
******Not in reference to joe marino..Not all conservatives males are guy. however, a good deal are
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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."
"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.
"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"
"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
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stickied for a day
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Some guy told me, “I’m a Republican but I vote my conscience.”
So I asked him, “How can you do both?”
Republicans will save the rainforest - if you tell them that’s where the golf ball trees are!
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the liberals would just leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.
Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
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"I suppose I can understand the callous, selfish disregard of the conservatives. It is their pride in it that passes me by."
Rack Jite
A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.
"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
John Stuart Mill
"By now we should all know that being a conservative means never having to say you're sorry. "
Joe Conason
"Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?"
Paul Begala
"I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them."
Adlai Stevenson
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Why is Jane Fonda a better Candidate for President then Chaney, Bush, Buchanan and Quayle?
A: At least she went to Vietnam.....
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A local United Way office realised that it had never received a donation from the town's richest man & leading republican. The contributions manager cornered him after a Sunday service. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $50,000,000, you give not a penny to charity Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The republican mulled this over for a moment & replied, "First, did your research also show that my mom is dying after a long illness, & had medical bills that are several times her annual income?
Embarrased, the United Way rep mumbled "Um...no."
"Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind & confined to a wheelchair? Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident, leaving her peniless with 3 kids?
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the republican cut him off, "...So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!!!"
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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by the people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by the people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country - if they could find the time - and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by the people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country....or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped , minority, feminist, atheist, dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. None of these are read by the guy who ran the country into the ground. (GEorge W. Bush)***
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Things you have to believe to be a Republican today, 333367, Joe Loco, kazan, et al
* Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for
your recovery.
* The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
* Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but
crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
* "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving
their jobs to India.
* A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.
* Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.
* The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
* Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run
for governor of California as a Republican.
* If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
* A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
then demand their cooperation and money.
* HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at
heart.
* Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing
health care to all Americans is socialism.
* Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
* Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a
bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
* A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands
die is solid defense policy.
* Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
Internet.
* The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
* You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John
Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to
adopt.
* What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
* Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
More...
1. A balanced budget amendment is necessary to curb spending when we have a
Democratic president, but when Republicans control the White House and
Congress, they should spend money like a drunken sailor, repeatedly cut
taxes, and run up the largest budget deficits in history.
2. Bipartisanship is a good thing unless the Republicans control the White
House and Congress, in which case the Democrats are useless appendages who
need not and should not be consulted on anything.
3. It is sleazy and disgusting for the Democrats to try to derive any
political benefit from September 11 (for example, by suggesting that maybe
it wouldn't have happened if Dubya had paid attention to the memos he
received, or hadn't taken that month-long vacation right before it), but
fine for Republicans to do so (for example, by selling a 9/11-related
picture of Bush, and scheduling their convention in New York City as close
to 9/11 as possible).
4. Democratic criticism of the Bush administration for lying us into the
war with Iraq, and for failing to provide for what would happen after we
deposed Saddam, is unpatriotic and exhibits a lack of support for our
troops. Opposing sending our troops to be killed and maimed in Iraq, or
trying to bring them home so that no more of them get killed and maimed,
shows lack of support for our troops. Republicans cutting pay and benefits
for troops, their survivors, and veterans does NOT constitute not
supporting our troops. Bush never going to a dead soldier's funeral does
NOT constitute not supporting our troops.
5. Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks, but the 9/11
attacks required us to depose him.
6. Fifteen of the nineteen September 11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia.
None were from Iraq. It was therefore imperative that we go to war with
Iraq. Saudi Arabia is our friend.
7. Osama bin Laden was behind the September 11 attacks. Therefore we had to
send his siblings, and other rich Saudi Arabians, home immediately after
September 11 without questioning them. By the same token, John Ashcroft had
to round up all the Muslim cabdrivers and convenience store employees in
the land and hold them incommunicado for months without bringing charges
against them.
8. It makes sense for George W. Bush to announce shortly after September
11, 2001 that we will capture Osama bin Laden dead or alive, and then on
March 13, 2002 to announce that we don't know where he is and don't really
care. Since we knew where Saddam Hussein is, it was appropriate for us to
capture him dead or alive instead. Or not. Whatever.
9. It is fine for Republicans to stop 60 of President Clinton's judicial
nominees from ever receiving a vote in the Senate. If the Democrats prevent
4 or 5 of Bush's judicial nominees from receiving a vote, that is utterly
unacceptable, indeed unconstitutional.
10. If President Clinton engages in military action against Osama bin Laden
while the Monica Lewinsky scandal is unfolding, that's obviously a "Wag the
Dog" tactic and Republicans should call him on it. If Democrats question
Bush's war with Iraq in any way, that borders on treason and cannot be
tolerated.
11. It is fine for Republicans to hurl accusations of horrible crimes,
including mass murder, at a Democratic president. It's a free country. But
if a singer says that she's ashamed that the Republican president is from
her state, that borders on treason and cannot be tolerated.
12. As Governor Bush said during the 2000 campaign, we should not get into
a war unless we have a clear objective and a clear exit strategy.
Nation-building is bad. But if the war is in Iraq, disregard all of the
above.
13. Clinton war in Kosovo resulting in 0 American deaths -- BAD. Bush war
in Iraq resulting in 2,500+ deaths so far -- GOOD.
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Scary thought to start a joke, but stay with me. He encounters a little boy, who is trying to sell a litter of puppies. Bush engages the little entrepreneur, who tries to entice Bush into buying one of the puppies, but it's no sale. The little boy even says, "But Mr. President, they're Republican puppies!" Bush declines, but continues to think about the little boy.
The next week, he's being visited by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. Knowing their love for pets, he invites them on a little walking trip, thinking that he'll get them to buy a Republican puppy. The three of them find the little boy, still with his box full of puppies. Pelosi and Reid are enchanted, and the little boy clinches two sales when he tells them that they're Democratic puppies.
Bush, confused as usual, interrupts the transaction and says to the boy, "But last week, you told me these were Republican puppies!" The little boy doesn't miss a beat and says, "Oh, that was last week, when their eyes were still closed. Now their eyes are open, so they're Democratic puppies."
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You hear that the George W. Bush Presidential Library burned down?
It was a total catastrophe - they lost both books, and he'd only finished coloring one of them.
Here's another one.
George W. Bush was driving through Texas, and along the road, he saw a restaurant with a sign saying "LOBSTER TAIL AND BEER". He immediately pulled in, saying "Those are my three favorite things!"
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W bUSH is feeling the stress of the job and decides as he hasn't had a vacation for at least a week, he decides to disguise himself and sneak out away from the Secret Service for a stroll.
He walks around DC and comes across a comedy club and goes in. The headliner is a ventriloquist whose whole schtick is nothing but George W. Bush jokes. After 10 minutes of listening to everyone laugh at his expense, Bush stands up, whips off his disguise, and yells at the stage, "Listen, I'm George W. Bush, the president of the United States, and I think I deserve a little more respect out of you!"
The ventriloquist is shocked and looks abashed and begins to stammer out an apology.
Bush interrupts him, yelling, "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
TlalocW
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HOT AIR BALLOON
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted
a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're 840 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.29 minutes north latitude, and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes
west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said, "YOU must be a democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
The balloonist answered, "Everything you told me is technically correct,
but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I am still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "YOU must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, then you expect me to solve
your problem. You're in exactly the same situation you were before we met
but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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stickied for a day
Thanks hugo, let's try to keep this topic on topic and keep the mega-trolls like 333367, kazan, skip, etc out
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LOL!!! Classic!
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LOL!!! Classic!
I like how my post was deleted. Another sign of the open minded Moderator Hugo Chavaez!
But then again, what else should expect from someone who uses the name of a communist dictator?
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I like how my post was deleted. Another sign of the open minded Moderator Hugo Chavaez!
But then again, what else should expect from someone who uses the name of a communist dictator?
I didn't delete your fucking post asswipe.
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I didn't delete your fucking post asswipe.
Someone did. either way, the jokes are funny, but shutting down the thread? Why would nicky want to do that?
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Someone did. either way, the jokes are funny, but shutting down the thread? Why would nicky want to do that?
the only thing I know is that I didn't delete your posts and if you don't know who did, it's pretty shitty for you to just pick without knowing. You're going to have to ask one of the other mods. i don't even know what your post said.
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the only thing I know is that I didn't delete your posts and if you don't know who did, it's pretty shitty for you to just pick without knowing. You're going to have to ask one of the other mods. i don't even know what your post said.
I simply called out nicky for calling some of us out.
I also wonder why Nicky is calling us flotsam when the demo demographic is much more suited to that label.
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I simply called out nicky for calling some of us out.
I also wonder why Nicky is calling us flotsam when the demo demographic is much more suited to that label.
well I think it's only appropriate that the rampage be started against the mod in question for deleting posts like that. That's what happened to me if I deleted a post like that.
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well I think it's only appropriate that the rampage be started against the mod in question for deleting posts like that. That's what happened to me if I deleted a post like that.
Hugo , sorry to say, but youhave a track record of deleting posts.
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Hugo , sorry to say, but youhave a track record of deleting posts.
so that means I deleted your post ::) easy way to find out, ask the other mods and if everyone denies it, ask Ron. I didn't delete your post. I took the heat for it when I did in the past, it's kind of fucked up to take the heat for the ones I didn't.
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haha republicans being owned. Never gets old.
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haha republicans being owned. Never gets old.
KC - just put on the news. That is the same for Dems. Obama's daily existence is Dems getting owned.
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so that means I deleted your post ::) easy way to find out, ask the other mods and if everyone denies it, ask Ron. I didn't delete your post. I took the heat for it when I did in the past, it's kind of fucked up to take the heat for the ones I didn't.
Some things never change. ::)
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KC - just put on the news. That is the same for Dems. Obama's daily existence is Dems getting owned.
Oh really? Seems to me he fu*ked those repubs up pretty good in the election. Bent 'em right over and made them say 'yes massa' hahaha
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I didn't delete 333's post. It was either ozmo, BB or ron. I've never denied when I delete people's posts. If that's all 3333 said, I have no idea why it got deleted so ask the other mods, I can't answer because I didn't delete it.
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Mods please pin this thread for a few more days...
I have like 100 more good jokes about the flotsam to post..
thanks...
BTW 333367 i erased your post... :o
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Mods please pin this thread for a few more days...
I have like 100 more good jokes about the flotsam to post..
thanks...
BTW 333367 i erased your post... :o
Talk about flotsam:
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I love them. Pure genius! great thread! I give it 2 thumbs up! ;D
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LOL @ 3333 being bitter and bickering no matter what.
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Fine, i will start my own liberal trash thread and watch it get tons of more replies and comments.
BTW - the demo flotsam demographic is far far greater than the conservative one by a factor of probably 500%
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Fine, i will start my own liberal trash thread and watch it get tons of more replies and comments.
BTW - the demo flotsam demographic is far far greater than the conservative one by a factor of probably 500%
I was actually gonna suggest you start your own democratic joke thread, and to stop whining & pouting like a thwarted 2 yr old. You gotta admit, some of those jokes were hilarious. I'm sure if you try real hard you'll find some equally funny jokes about Democrats. So stop sulking and start laughing. It's good for your health. :)
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I was actually gonna suggest you start your own democratic joke thread, and to stop whining & pouting like a thwarted 2 yr old. You gotta admit, some of those jokes were hilarious. I'm sure if you try real hard you'll find some equally funny jokes about Democrats. So stop sulking and start laughing. It's good for your health. :)
Some are funny. I already said that.
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Fine, i will start my own liberal trash thread and watch it get tons of more replies and comments.
BTW - the demo flotsam demographic is far far greater than the conservative one by a factor of probably 500%
Please do.
Then you can try to keep your own thread on topic instead of typically polluting up the other threads on here.
*insert random vid*
*insert random pie chart*
*say "cap and trade"*
There. I think I got you covered for at least three pages on this one here.
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Please do.
Then you can try to keep your own thread on topic instead of typically polluting up the other threads on here.
*insert random vid*
*insert random pie chart*
*say "cap and trade"*
There. I think I got you covered for at least three pages on this one here.
God forbid anyone confuse you with facts, charts, and vids of thing right?
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God forbid anyone confuse you with facts, charts, and vids of thing right?
Certainly not if they pertain to the thread topic at hand.
Some days your ADHD just gets the better of you. I understand.
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HOW TO BE A GOOD REPUBLICAN
1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline prices are all Clinton's fault.
2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.
3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.
4. You have to believe that AIDS victims deserve their disease, but smokers with lung cancer and overweight individuals with heart disease don't deserve theirs.
5. You have to appreciate the power rush that comes with sporting a gun.
6. You have to believe everything Rush Limbaugh says.
7. You have to believe that the agricultural, restaurant, housing and hotel industries can survive without immigrant labor.
8. You have to believe God hates homosexuality, but loves the death penalty.
9. You have to believe society is color-blind and growing up black in America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still won't vote for Alan Keyes.
10. You have to believe that pollution is OK as long as it makes a profit.
11. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha.
12. You have to believe Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde were really faithful husbands.
13. You have to believe speaking a few Spanish phrases makes you instantly popular in the barrio.
14. You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.
15. You have to be against government interference in business, until your oil company, corporation or Savings and Loan is about to go broke and you beg for a government bail out.
16. You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your hatred for AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.
17. You have to believe government has nothing to do with providing police protection, national defense, and building roads.
18. You have to believe a poor, minority student with a disciplinary history and failing grades will be admitted into an elite private school with a $1,000 voucher.
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what's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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what's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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"But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected." –David Letterman
"It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year." -Craig Ferguson
"Some critics are saying that Palin won't last on Fox because she's an over-emotional woman who gets the facts wrong. But I disagree. It's working great for Glenn Beck, so she'll be fine." -Craig Ferguson
"Sarah Palin's book is number one on Amazon.com right now. Stephen King actually has the number two book. Very scary new book called 'Sarah Palin Becomes President.'" -Jimmy Kimmel (Read more Sarah Palin book jokes)
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"Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have passed the bill years ago." -Craig Ferguson
"Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you." --David Letterman
"People in Alaska are looking forward to Sarah Palin's memoir. They're already calling it 'The Book to Nowhere.'" --David Letterman
"According to a new poll, 42% of Americans say they would vote for Sarah Palin for president in 2012. They also said they'd support her decision to step down in 2013." --Conan O'Brien
"In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we're at 17." --Conan O'Brien
"President Obama right now is in Russia. Obama went there because from Russia you can actually see Sarah Palin cleaning out her office in Alaska." --Conan O'Brien
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"According to the New York Post, Tiger Woods has hired former President Bush's press secretary Ari Fleischer to help with his public relations campaign. Is George Bush's guy really the one you want in charge of your approval rating? If it was up to me, I'd hire Clinton's guy." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Actually, you can see why he hired him. Tiger Woods and Bush have similar problems. Neither one knew when to pull out." -Jay Leno
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Please do.
Then you can try to keep your own thread on topic instead of typically polluting up the other threads on here.
*insert random vid*
*insert random pie chart*
*say "cap and trade"*
There. I think I got you covered for at least three pages on this one here.
Don't forget Nazi war criminals or Stalin references as if Obama is the same.
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Well, got give it you libs, since you can't debate or win on policy threads like this are your only alternative..LOL!
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Don't forget Nazi war criminals or Stalin references as if Obama is the same.
I am 100% correct in those references KC.
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I am 100% correct in those references KC.
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btw where is your democrat joke thread 333? ;D
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I am 100% correct in those references KC.
Obama is the same as Stalin and or a nazi war criminal?
in what way?
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Obama is the same as Stalin and or a nazi war criminal?
in what way?
Ozmo - Just watch these and ask me for more if you want, this is only a sliver of what i have on this communist asshole
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1. Merger of corporate and state power - Hitler/Mussolini Fascism
2. Creating internal domestic national police force - Hitler/stalin
3. Take over of industry - Banks/Auto/Health Care/Student Loans/Fishing etc.
4. Cap & Trade - takeover of energy and screwing over all Americans.
5. Thinks the constitution is fatally flawed and advocates marxist economics:
6. Wants to "Transform" society and get us to forget our history - Stalin
JUST TELL ME WHEN YOU WANT MORE OZMO!
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This thread is just to much for you to handle 333367. You've been melting all over the place since i started the thread.. ;D
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Stalin and Hitler killed a lot of people. When you say So-and-so is as bad as hitler/stalin, most people think the worst.
Then, you say "I meant, he did these same things" which are not nearly as bad as killing tens of millions or setting up concentration camps.
Really, anybody can have something in common with evil people. I like Chocolate Ice Cream. I know Mussolini liked ice cream. I am as bad as mussolini, by this logic. I tied my shoes this morning. Peter the Great tied his shoes. Coincidence? Hmmmm
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Stalin and Hitler killed a lot of people. When you say So-and-so is as bad as hitler/stalin, most people think the worst.
Then, you say "I meant, he did these same things" which are not nearly as bad as killing tens of millions or setting up concentration camps.
Really, anybody can have something in common with evil people. I like Chocolate Ice Cream. I know Mussolini liked ice cream. I am as bad as mussolini, by this logic. I tied my shoes this morning. Peter the Great tied his shoes. Coincidence? Hmmmm
240 - dont be a moron, you know what i meant. The reference I made alludes to the fact that those examples did not start out as to where they eneded. Remember Hitler was elected by the people and was popular at first. Same with Mussolini. Obama is probably more Mussolini than anything.
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. Obama is probably more Mussolini than anything.
thank god I love all things Italian. ;)
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Well, got give it you libs, since you can't debate or win on policy threads like this are your only alternative..LOL!
Oh the irony. Coach you've never 'debated' anything in your life. You cut and paste Rush clips then do something else that ends in 'bate' but it certainly isn't intellectual. :-X
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Oh the irony. Coach you've never 'debated' anything in your life. You cut and paste Rush clips then do something else that ends in 'bate' but it certainly isn't intellectual. :-X
LOL!!! So true.
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Oh the irony. Coach you've never 'debated' anything in your life. You cut and paste Rush clips then do something else that ends in 'bate' but it certainly isn't intellectual. :-X
Haha Coach voted for Clinton and is divorced 5 times!
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Ozmo - Just watch these and ask me for more if you want, this is only a sliver of what i have on this communist asshole
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I'm not sure what your thinking process is 3333. Yesterday you stated that illegals spit on you (or other people) at ER's and DMV's. It took you going on and on about the illegal immigration problem(5-10 posts) before you finally agreed that the accusation was false.
Now you've liken Obama to Stalin and Nazi war criminals. Well Obama has done nothing a NAZI war criminal has done or what Stalin has done. Stalin took other a already communist country and brutally murdered and repressed its people. Nazi war committed WAR CRIMES. Has Obama committed war crimes?
Usually most of what you argue is intelligent and well versed. But this stuff is just stupid.
Now don't go on some rant (posting stuff that is NOT related) like you did with the spitting issue blatantly dodging my questions. Back up your statement with something RELEVANT to you accusation.
- SHOW where Obama committed war crimes like nazi war criminals
- SHOW where Obama has repressed and murdered millions of his own people
Otherwise admit your accusation is baseless and only indicative of your bias.
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PS: I get he's practically a communist, major socialist at the very least. I've been saying that all along. But he's no nazi war criminal or Stalin.
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I'm not sure what your thinking process is 3333. Yesterday you stated that illegals spit on you (or other people) at ER's and DMV's. It took you going on and on about the illegal immigration problem(5-10 posts) before you finally agreed that the accusation was false.
Now you've liken Obama to Stalin and Nazi war criminals. Well Obama has done nothing a NAZI war criminal has done or what Stalin has done. Stalin took other a already communist country and brutally murdered and repressed its people. Nazi war committed WAR CRIMES. Has Obama committed war crimes?
Usually most of what you argue is intelligent and well versed. But this stuff is just stupid.
Now don't go on some rant (posting stuff that is NOT related) like you did with the spitting issue blatantly dodging my questions. Back up your statement with something RELEVANT to you accusation.
- SHOW where Obama committed war crimes like nazi war criminals
- SHOW where Obama has repressed and murdered millions of his own people
Otherwise admit your accusation is baseless and only indicative of your bias.
I'm talking about the ultimate ends of Obama's policies and where they lead. I'm not talking about the grotesqe crimes committed by those dictactors. That would of course be ridiculous.
Did youwatch my clips above though?
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I'm talking about the ultimate ends of Obama's policies and where they lead. I'm not talking about the grotesqe crimes committed by those dictactors. That would of course be ridiculous.
Did youwatch my clips above though?
Yeah, and I've seen many of them before. I listened to a radio interview he did in the SF bay area about 3 years ago. This guy is deep liberal, authoritarian. He has all sorts of ideas on how people should live their lives. Scary.
That being said the only way Obama could achieve his perceived ultimate ends is by rewriting the constitution and that won't happen. The good news is, our wonderful country goes through a peaceful power change every 4-8 years.
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Yeah, and I've seen many of them before. I listened to a radio interview he did in the SF bay area about 3 years ago. This guy is deep liberal, authoritarian. He has all sorts of ideas on how people should live their lives. Scary.
That being said the only way Obama could achieve his perceived ultimate ends is by rewriting the constitution and that won't happen. The good news is, our wonderful country goes through a peaceful power change every 4-8 years.
Did you see my thread about the mind control tactics being used today?
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Did you see my thread about the mind control tactics being used today?
No i didn't or don't remember. Are you suggesting he's using mind control tactics to change the constitution and program people to embrace communism?
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No i didn't or don't remember. Are you suggesting he's using mind control tactics to change the constitution and program people to embrace communism?
Check it out Ozmo. Its crazy stuff.
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Did youwatch my clips above though?
Ozmo hip checked you into reality and the only response was "did you watch my clips though"?
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Ozmo hip checked you into reality and the only response was "did you watch my clips though"?
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Fool, did you read my post?
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Fool, did you read my post?
Hell no.
When you lose your track record on constant whining and off topic posts, perhaps I will then. Until that occurs, I am not wasting my time on your drivel and fear mongering.
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Hell no.
When you lose your track record on constant whining and off topic posts, perhaps I will then. Until that occurs, I am not wasting my time on your drivel and fear mongering.
Cry me a river. I back up my claims.
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Cry me a river. I back up my claims.
Like getting spit on?
Backing up claims don't mean shit when they are completely irrelevant to the topic being discussed.
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Like getting spit on?
Backing up claims don't mean shit when they are completely irrelevant to the topic being discussed.
Please, my friend just last week had to go out on her property w a shivel to get illegals off her property. they left garbage, rubbish and beer cans on the stoop.
Freaking animals.
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Please, my friend just last week had to go out on her property w a shivel to get illegals off her property. they left garbage, rubbish and beer cans on the stoop.
Freaking animals.
And that is when they chased you to the DMV or Post Office or wherever and spit on you?
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And that is when they chased you to the DMV or Post Office or wherever and spit on you?
No one spits on me bro. However, I see every day whatt hey have done to where I live and what they have done is far worse than spitting on people. I was bein g nice about that.
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Admitting dramatic hyperbole and fear mongering then?
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Admitting dramatic hyperbole and fear mongering then?
5 minutes from me
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Crime Description:
Mary Nagle was raped and murdered on April 29, 2005 by illegal alien Douglas Herrera Castellanos, a native of Guatemala, who was hired as part of a crew painting the Nagle house in Rockland County, New York.
The victim's sister found the 42-year-old mother of two toung children in the upstairs master bedroom of her New City home. Nagle's naked, lifeless body was on the bed. Blood stains covered the carpet and walls.
An article in Newsday reported that not only did Castellanos rape and kill Mary Nagle in her own bedroom, but he followed up his brutal crime by using her cell phone to call 51 of her friends and family, sometimes to brag on the killing and to threaten them as well.
Castellanos was arrested a few hours after the murder. The New York Times reported that local people are now reluctant to hire foreigners as a result of the murder. Mr. Sandoval happened to know Mr. Herrera. He hired him to paint several rooms in his own house. "He was quiet; he was a good worker," Mr. Sandoval said. "I left for lunch and when I got back he had finished the room." Still, Mr. Sandoval said, if the charges against Mr. Herrera are true, he shudders at the memory. "I have a 15-year-old daughter and he was in my house," he said. "It's terrible."
Castellanos was charged with murder, rape, other sex crimes, robbery and burglary, for a total of 22 counts. "The defendant's been charged with multiple theories of murder in the first degree as well as murder in the second degree, basically under the felony murder theory that he committed the killing while he was robbing her, burglarizing the home, raping her and other sex acts," [prosecutor Louis] Valvo said. He said he could not remember a similar list against a defendant in his nine years as a prosecutor.
On May 15, 2006, WABC reported that Castellanos was sentenced to life in prison without parole. The sentence was imposed after the victim's husband, Daniel Nagle, said Douglas Herrera Castellanos "beat, cut, raped, sodomized and strangled the greatest love of my life and the mother of my two children." The sentencing came on what would have been the 13th wedding anniversary for Nagle and his wife Mary.
Herrera was convicted last month of first-degree murder in the killing of the 42-year-old woman at her home in New City. Herrera is a Guatemalan immigrant who was working for a house-painting contractor, he had been assigned to power-wash the Nagles' backyard deck. The 30-year-old worker entered the unlocked house and climbed the stairs to the master bedroom, where Nagle was changing into a tennis outfit. Herrera raped, stabbed, bludgeoned and choked the fighting victim to death. As he fled, Herrera allegedly used Nagle's cell phone to call several women, including one of her five sisters, and spoke lewdly about what he did.
Bill O'Reilly opened his Fox News television show 5/4/05 with a Talking Point Memo about the Nagle murder. “In 2002, the guy was arrested for beating up a woman, but the judge let him go. And he skipped his court appearance. Despite that, he was still able to get a job with the washing company because he carried a California driver's license. So Mary Nagle becomes yet another victim of illegal alien killers. She is no less a victim of our government's failure to protect us than all of those who died on 9/11. There are thousands of other Mary Nagles you will never hear about because the government doesn't keep statistics on murders by illegals and the liberal press doesn't want to report these kinds of stories. That's because the media generally supports lenient border policy, driver's licenses for illegals, sanctuary cities, and a "humane policy" for those who come to America illegally.
Documentation:
5MAY05 Fox News: Bill O’Reilly Talking Points: Illegal Alien Crime http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,155598,00.html 15MAY06: WABC 7 news reported the story as Life without parole for housewife killer - Douglas Herrera Castellanos was convicted last month of first-degree murder http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=local&id=4173681 3MAY05 New York Times: Killing Leaves Suburbanites Wary of Immigrant Workers by Janon Fisher http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/03/nyregion/03murder.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
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^^ poor attempt at polarizing the debate with irrelevant content just so you can "justify" and "prove" your own bullshit.
Newsflash - Crime happens everywhere.
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FROM TODAY ASSWIPE
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Police: Six illegal immigrants raped Alexandria woman
The Washington Examiner ^ | 2010-03-18 | Freeman Klopott Posted on Friday, March 19, 2010 10:22:01 AM by rabscuttle385
A 30-year-old woman accepted a ride home from Fast Eddie's night club, but instead of returning her to her Alexandria home, the man and five of his friends drove her to a Waldorf house and held her hostage for several hours as they repeatedly raped her, authorities said.
The Charles County Sheriff's Office said all six men appear to be illegal immigrants. The men, ages 18 to 28, have been charged with rape and false imprisonment.
Authorities say the men were in the car when the woman accepted the ride home late Monday night. They drove to a house on Nicholas Road, where police said they live with more than a dozen men and women.
Inside they raped the woman, threatening to kill her if she didn't comply with their demands. She was able to escape around 5:30 a.m. and ran to a nearby house where she called police. Authorities said they believe other men may have been involved, but fled the house before police arrived.
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Once again :
^^ poor attempt at polarizing the debate with irrelevant content just so you can "justify" and "prove" your own bullshit.
Newsflash - Crime happens everywhere.
Kind of sad when you scour the news for crime to polarize just to attempt (and fail) to use it as a rational basis for your own political racism and bigotry.