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Title: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 03:39:47 PM

I shall now do what I should have done in aeons past, and give the alluring and salacious Julia Stiles her own tribute thread.

Oh and to make this bodybuilding related, I will point out that Shawn Ray is the uncrowned Mr. Olympia of 1996.

Let us begin!

 
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 03:42:59 PM
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Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: MAXX on May 07, 2010, 03:44:33 PM
uhh not that hot tbh...
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 03:45:25 PM
julia stiles and geena davis.....two most beautiful actresses ever..
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 03:46:30 PM

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Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 03:46:46 PM
(http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/julia_stiles/julia-stiles-pics-new-006.jpg)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 03:47:19 PM
(http://www.mankenresimlerim.com/data/media/450/Julia_Stiles_free.JPG)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 07, 2010, 03:47:48 PM
So what are her powerlifting totals?
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 03:48:29 PM
julia stiles and geena davis.....two most beautiful actresses ever..

Thank you method... good to see I am not the only person here, that is in possession of some taste!

Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 03:51:47 PM
 ;) ;)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album25/julia-stiles03050801.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Julia_Stiles_by_David_Shankbone_cropped.jpg)

(http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/08/19/previews/Julia%20Stiles-JTM-045750.jpg)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: SWOLETRAIN on May 07, 2010, 03:55:27 PM
Juilia Stiles is an ugly whore who specializes in movies with black lover/costar
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 07, 2010, 03:56:35 PM
Juilia Stiles is an ugly whore who specializes in movies with black lover/costar

x10

nasty ass piece of trash
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 03:57:10 PM
At long last! A thread dedicated to the poise, beauty, and irresistible ways of my Inamorata: Julia!  :D
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 07, 2010, 03:57:31 PM
ugly as sin  :-X

complete skank.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 04:00:21 PM
ugly as sin  :-X

complete skank.


nobody fucks you....you are disgusting and morbidly obese.  so your opinion carries no weight.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 07, 2010, 04:02:17 PM

nobody fucks you....you are disgusting and morbidly obese.  so your opinion carries no weight.

hurt your feelings because i insulted your fantasy pig faced woman ? hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Boost on May 07, 2010, 04:07:34 PM
julia stiles and geena davis.....two most beautiful actresses ever..
8)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 04:09:37 PM
ugly as sin  :-X

complete skank.

Good to see that Panda and the rest of the Getbig supermodel crew is out in full force. I am amazed that they have the time to comment, inbetween bouts of marathon sex, on their private islands. This is even more impressive, due to the extreme jet lag they must be going through from all the trips they take in a day on their private jets.

 ::)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 04:11:46 PM
8)


well, of course this is subjective.....to me, those are the two most beautiful actresses ever

yours might be completely different.....

i mean you have sandra bullock, audrey hepburn,  .....
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 07, 2010, 04:12:38 PM
Good to see that Panda and the rest of the Getbig supermodel crew is out in full force. I am amazed that they have the time to comment, inbetween bouts of marathon sex, on their private islands. This is even more impressive, due to the extreme jet lag they must be going through from all the trips they take in a day on their private jets.

 ::)

You're absolutely retarded if you think she's gorgeous
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Adder on May 07, 2010, 04:13:43 PM
no tits :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 04:15:41 PM

Great Shot!
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 04:16:27 PM
hurt your feelings because i insulted your fantasy pig faced woman ? hahahahahahaha

no, your not hurting my feelings.....the person in this picture doesnt have the capability to hurt anyone's feelings......disgusting blob of shit
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 04:19:05 PM

Julia cares not for the opinions of the plebeians.

 
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 04:23:17 PM
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Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Parker on May 07, 2010, 04:23:40 PM
Juilia Stiles is an ugly whore who specializes in movies with black lover/costar
Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) is not black.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 04:27:51 PM
Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) is not black.

Good point. I think the only black co-star she has was in Save the Last dance.

Jason Lee, and Heath Ledger were not black either. (I think). ;)

Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Tito24 on May 07, 2010, 05:02:20 PM
no, your not hurting my feelings.....the person in this picture doesnt have the capability to hurt anyone's feelings......disgusting blob of shit


hahah, who the fuck is that fat Arse... ;D
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: _bruce_ on May 07, 2010, 05:04:05 PM
8)


Ohhhh Sophia - the one and only.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Parker on May 07, 2010, 05:18:46 PM
Good point. I think the only black co-star she has was in Save the Last dance.

Jason Lee, and Heath Ledger were not black either. (I think). ;)


Save the Last Dance was one of those stupid "let's help his white girl get 'flava'" movies. I can't stand them. It positions the white woman as a individual who is clostered and lacks "soul" and black folk (black man) is the one who opens her to a world of spiritual or sensual abandonment. In short, uptight, conservative master culture is taught a thing or two about life by the supposed low brow inferior culture. It has played out since Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 07, 2010, 05:59:13 PM
no, your not hurting my feelings.....the person in this picture doesnt have the capability to hurt anyone's feelings......disgusting blob of shit

;D

hahahahahahhahaha more meltdowns  :D

why don't you post a pic looking better big stuff and show julia pig face stiles what she's missing ?
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: tbombz on May 07, 2010, 06:03:23 PM
she has a very pretty face
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 06:10:07 PM
she has a very pretty face

Thank you Candi. Julia has taken notice of your astute taste, and sensibilities. :)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 07, 2010, 06:12:01 PM
Thank you Candi. Julia has taken notice of your astute taste, and sensibilities. :)

as in deep tissue massages ?
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 06:21:02 PM
as in deep tissue massages ?

Do you really have nothing better to do then spam my thread?

Julia disapproves.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 06:23:07 PM
Do you really have nothing better to do then spam my thread?

Julia disapproves.

a beautiful beautiful girl.....and i do not typically care about celebrity pussy...i love her big face
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 06:27:14 PM
a beautiful beautiful girl.....and i do not typically care about celebrity pussy...i love her big face

Well said. I also do not tend to care about celebrities, but she is a beautiful girl. Also when she smiles her right dimple is just lights up the room. (Pretty Homo)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 06:34:44 PM
Well said. I also do not tend to care about celebrities, but she is a beautiful girl. Also when she smiles her right dimple is just lights up the room. (Pretty Homo)


yeh, but fat panda probably fucked 15 girls, last year alone., that would blow our dear julia out of the water........... ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: newmom on May 07, 2010, 06:37:17 PM
no its not homo topskin, you like what you like is all
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 06:38:33 PM

yeh, but fat panda probably fucked 15 girls, last year alone., that would blow our dear julia out of the water........... ::) ::) ::)




Its true... I am sure that right now he is enjoying some leisure time on the French Rivera, with some Merlot, and a female companion that would blow this out of the water.  :D

On a serious note...only here...at the GETBIG MILLIONAIRES CLUB can a girl looking like this be considered a she-beast.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2010, 06:40:02 PM
no its not homo topskin, you like what you like is all
I like a chick with a lack of gag reflex.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: newmom on May 07, 2010, 06:40:49 PM
I like a chick with a lack of gag reflex.

 ;D ;D ;D :-*
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2010, 06:44:48 PM
;D ;D ;D :-*
:D
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: affeman on May 07, 2010, 06:46:22 PM
Don't understand why that bitch gets roles. She looks pretty average and isn't even a good actress imo..
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 07, 2010, 06:47:50 PM
i'd bone her just cuz she's in 10 things i hate about you, one of my favorite movies ever.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: newmom on May 07, 2010, 06:48:48 PM
PTPS

will this do until Willgrant post a PS

(|)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 06:49:18 PM
Don't understand why that bitch gets roles. She looks pretty average and isn't even a good actress imo..

Welcome to the club. I assume you posted this while on your Yacht positioned near the Virgin Islands.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: affeman on May 07, 2010, 06:52:37 PM
Welcome to the club. I assume you posted this while on your Yacht positioned near the Virgin Islands.

huh? ???
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 07:00:42 PM
Welcome to the club. I assume you posted this while on your Yacht positioned near the Virgin Islands.

like you said , getbig is a terrible barometer because EVERYONE here spends their winters in aspen, summers on the french riviera spending their billions while laying in the arms of supermodels......fucking them two at a time.


but to an average lump like myself.....she is extremely attractive....also what i like about her is her beauty is classic....she doesnt have a manufactured look like megan fox or something....you could actually picture running into a girl like julia in real life

as a matter of fact, i did.....i fucked this girl once who literally coudl be her twin sister
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2010, 07:02:02 PM
like you said , getbig is a terrible barometer because EVERYONE here spends their winters in aspen, summers on the french riviera spending their billions while laying in the arms of supermodels......fucking them two at a time.
but to an average lump like myself.....she is extremely attractive....also what i like about her is her beauty is classic....she doesnt have a manufactured look like megan fox or something....you could actually picture running into a girl like julia in real life

as a matter of fact, i did.....i fucked this girl once who literally coudl be her twin sister
Sure you did.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 07:04:54 PM
Sure you did.

thank you for agreeing with me...
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 07:09:04 PM
like you said , getbig is a terrible barometer because EVERYONE here spends their winters in aspen, summers on the french riviera spending their billions while laying in the arms of supermodels......fucking them two at a time.


but to an average lump like myself.....she is extremely attractive....also what i like about her is her beauty is classic....she doesnt have a manufactured look like megan fox or something....you could actually picture running into a girl like julia in real life

as a matter of fact, i did.....i fucked this girl once who literally coudl be her twin sister

Indeed. She has a timeless classic beauty. It would have been beautiful 30 years ago, and will still be so 30 years from now. Granted meeting her in person would probably be a bit of a let down because she would probably want to tell me about how great moveon.org is, and extol the virtues of a Vegan diet, but she has an alluring sensual beauty that can't be denied.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 07:11:49 PM
Indeed. She has a timeless classic beauty. It would have been beautiful 30 years ago, and will still be so 30 years from now. Granted meeting her in person would probably be a bit of a let down because she would probably want to tell me about how great moveon.org is, and extol the virtues of a Vegan diet, but she has an alluring sensual beauty that can't be denied.


oh, noooooooooooooooooooo


so on top of being the mudshark movie queen


she is involved with MOVEON.org :-[ :-[


whatever, i still love the way she looks, i will never meet her anyway, let alone have a chance with her.......so her politics and proclivities do not really matter


but there is nothing in the worlf funnier then limousine liberalism...
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 07:14:37 PM

oh, noooooooooooooooooooo


so on top of being the mudshark movie queen


she is involved with MOVEON.org :-[ :-[


whatever, i still love the way she looks, i will never meet her anyway, let alone have a chance with her.......so her politics and proclivities do not really matter


but there is nothing in the worlf funnier then limousine liberalism...

Lmao@Limousine liberalism... At least she has a sense of humor about it. She recently made fun of herself, and enviromentalists in general, with her new website: www.juliastilesstyles.co m
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: clued-up on May 07, 2010, 07:22:30 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=329986.0;attach=370792;image)

She’s not unattractive, but she’s just not very appealing to me. Not quite beautiful.. and not quite interesting to look at. Do you have any ass shots?
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 07:25:03 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=329986.0;attach=370792;image)

She’s not unattractive, but she’s just not very appealing to me. Not quite beautiful.. and not quite interesting to look at. Do you have any ass shots?

this is about the most provocative you can find of her

(http://www.celebrities.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/just/Julia%20Stiles.jpg)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 07:26:09 PM
(http://img001.lazygirls.info/people/julia_stiles/julia_stiles_great_ass_GC0wxDY.sized.jpg)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: johnnynoname on May 07, 2010, 07:27:04 PM
first, i want to state that i would totally have sex with julia stiles and think she is attractive

however, with that aside, I still think she has a "alien head" type thing going on- she is like a white Tila Tequila (head wise)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 07:30:39 PM
this is about the most provocative you can find of her

(http://www.celebrities.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/just/Julia%20Stiles.jpg)

She looks breathtakinhttp://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=post;quote=4708518;topic=329986.50;num_replies=59;sesc=2529970de1a8ef14e19ec570ef139ed9g in that shot...very classic and underrated beauty.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: clued-up on May 07, 2010, 07:34:03 PM
(http://img001.lazygirls.info/people/julia_stiles/julia_stiles_great_ass_GC0wxDY.sized.jpg)

Hittable  :D
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 07:37:54 PM
(http://img001.lazygirls.info/people/julia_stiles/julia_stiles_great_ass_GC0wxDY.sized.jpg)

Hittable  :D

We have a convert!
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 07, 2010, 07:46:56 PM
We have a convert!

no, saying she i s just "hit-able" is an insult to her beauty

i would let her take a dump onmy forehead just to catch a glimpse of where it comes from..


hitable ::) ::)

Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 07, 2010, 07:57:43 PM
no, saying she i s just "hit-able" is an insult to her beauty

i would let her take a dump onmy forehead just to catch a glimpse of where it comes from..


hitable ::) ::)



Good point. She is so beatuiful I doubt she even defecates at all.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: clued-up on May 07, 2010, 08:00:11 PM
Well, opinions vary  :)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 07, 2010, 10:19:04 PM
Indeed. She has a timeless classic beauty. It would have been beautiful 30 years ago, and will still be so 30 years from now. Granted meeting her in person would probably be a bit of a let down because she would probably want to tell me about how great moveon.org is, and extol the virtues of a Vegan diet, but she has an alluring sensual beauty that can't be denied.

Holy crap dude, you're laying it on thick..you talk about her like Earl1972 talks about kevin levrone...
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: marty31672 on May 07, 2010, 10:20:14 PM
does she date black men in real life?
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 07, 2010, 10:21:35 PM
Anyone here ever see the movie Edward?  William H Macy hacks the hell out of her with a butcher knife in it. 
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 07, 2010, 10:22:23 PM
Holy crap dude, you're laying it on thick..you talk about her like Earl1972 talks about kevin levrone...


 ;D
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 07, 2010, 10:23:51 PM
I'm not sure if you know this or not, but she's a mudshark...
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 07, 2010, 10:26:23 PM
I'm not sure if you know this or not, but she's a mudshark...

 >:(

Find me some more Ho's in Ohio.  ;D
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 07, 2010, 10:31:36 PM
You guys need to see the movie Edward.  Julia gets hacked to pieces and Mena Suvari plays a whore.  Also that Asian broad Bi Ling finger bangs herself. 
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Jizzacked on May 07, 2010, 10:42:59 PM
great thread bro.

big julia stiles fan myself here.. something about her unique look is just timeless to me.  I tend to have a special place for unique looking specimens like herself.  

that said, I am not a huge fan of her body (though that shot showing her titty was fucking sweet)  and I find her personality (at least the limited bit that I know of) detestable.... however, she scores some serious points just for her unique facial features and the general way she carries herself.

Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Azn Muscle on May 08, 2010, 01:21:11 AM
I'm not sure about your obsession with her. 

She is ok, but def not hot by hollywood standards.  I can think of 50 actresses/tv personalities off the top of my head better looking than her.

Def no shame in Julia Stiles though.  Whatever happened to her anyway?
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 08, 2010, 04:09:28 AM
great thread bro.

big julia stiles fan myself here.. something about her unique look is just timeless to me.  I tend to have a special place for unique looking specimens like herself.  

that said, I am not a huge fan of her body (though that shot showing her titty was fucking sweet)  and I find her personality (at least the limited bit that I know of) detestable.... however, she scores some serious points just for her unique facial features and the general way she carries herself.



Excellent. Another man of taste joins our legion.  :)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2010, 04:16:07 AM
very well topskin, i will refrain from spoiling your thread with truth, but i will leave you with one last comment.

in many of these photos she looks like a boy in drag. that is why i think she is ugly. as i do not find men attractive.  :-\
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 08, 2010, 04:21:23 AM
very well topskin, i will refrain from spoiling your thread with truth, but i will leave you with one last comment.

in many of these photos she looks like a boy in drag. that is why i think she is ugly. as i do not find men attractive.  :-\

I don't know what kind of men you have running around Scotland, but if they look like Julia, then that is either a great compliment, or great insult to your country, take your pick.  ::)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2010, 04:25:24 AM
I don't know what kind of men you have running around Scotland, but if they look like Julia, then that is either a great compliment, or great insult to your country, take your pick.  ::)

i'm not alone.

http://www.sweetcripes.com/julia-stiles-is-ugly/

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211248450&v=info

http://angelawantscake.blogspot.com/2006/04/10-things-i-hate-about-julia-stiles.html
 :-X

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/07/julia-stiles-itunes-ipod.jpg)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 08, 2010, 04:28:27 AM
i'm not alone.

http://www.sweetcripes.com/julia-stiles-is-ugly/

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211248450&v=info

http://angelawantscake.blogspot.com/2006/04/10-things-i-hate-about-julia-stiles.html
 :-X

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/07/julia-stiles-itunes-ipod.jpg)


Oh brother... you can take a picture of anyone doing random tasks, and can get them on a bad day. Look at anyone with a US drivers license...almost all look terrible.

Nonetheless I still say you can find better things to do then post about your disdain for her.  ::)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: clued-up on May 08, 2010, 04:30:04 AM
http://www.sweetcripes.com/julia-stiles-is-ugly/

*I don’t like to make a habit of using my almighty influence to defame celebrities, but I am forced to make an exception in this case because of how exceptionally ugly Julia Stiles is. You could hit every branch during your fall from the top of a Roseanne Barr tree, get trampled by a herd of Hilary Swank horse-faces, be launched from a catapult off Ashley Simpson’s hook nose into a wall of Mick Jagger bricks, drown in a pool of the Ramones, be buried for two weeks in a Courtney Love coffin and dug up with a shovel made of Marilyn Manson, and you’d still win a beauty pageant against Julia Stiles.

I was watching the Bourne Identity, in which Julia Stiles plays this horrifically ugly chick, and then the movie was over. So I watched the Bourne Supremacy, and Julia Stiles was in this movie too for some reason because Jason Bourne didn’t kill her in the first one, and she was still ugly. So hereby, I do solemnly swear that I will never, ever watch another Julia Stiles movie ever again, so help me Pikachu.

The statement I have just declared means that anyone who witnesses me viewing such a film shall, without fail, be given automatic permission to shotgun me in the face until death. Not my death, their death*

Hehe...
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 08, 2010, 04:34:35 AM
*I don’t like to make a habit of using my almighty influence to defame celebrities, but I am forced to make an exception in this case because of how exceptionally ugly Julia Stiles is. You could hit every branch during your fall from the top of a Roseanne Barr tree, get trampled by a herd of Hilary Swank horse-faces, be launched from a catapult off Ashley Simpson’s hook nose into a wall of Mick Jagger bricks, drown in a pool of the Ramones, be buried for two weeks in a Courtney Love coffin and dug up with a shovel made of Marilyn Manson, and you’d still win a beauty pageant against Julia Stiles.

I was watching the Bourne Identity, in which Julia Stiles plays this horrifically ugly chick, and then the movie was over. So I watched the Bourne Supremacy, and Julia Stiles was in this movie too for some reason because Jason Bourne didn’t kill her in the first one, and she was still ugly. So hereby, I do solemnly swear that I will never, ever watch another Julia Stiles movie ever again, so help me Pikachu.

The statement I have just declared means that anyone who witnesses me viewing such a film shall, without fail, be given automatic permission to shotgun me in the face until death. Not my death, their death*

Hehe...

 Yep... Rosanne is far better looking....  ::)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Tapeworm on May 08, 2010, 04:35:27 AM
*I don’t like to make a habit of using my almighty influence to defame celebrities, but I am forced to make an exception in this case because of how exceptionally ugly Julia Stiles is. You could hit every branch during your fall from the top of a Roseanne Barr tree, get trampled by a herd of Hilary Swank horse-faces, be launched from a catapult off Ashley Simpson’s hook nose into a wall of Mick Jagger bricks, drown in a pool of the Ramones, be buried for two weeks in a Courtney Love coffin and dug up with a shovel made of Marilyn Manson, and you’d still win a beauty pageant against Julia Stiles.

I was watching the Bourne Identity, in which Julia Stiles plays this horrifically ugly chick, and then the movie was over. So I watched the Bourne Supremacy, and Julia Stiles was in this movie too for some reason because Jason Bourne didn’t kill her in the first one, and she was still ugly. So hereby, I do solemnly swear that I will never, ever watch another Julia Stiles movie ever again, so help me Pikachu.

The statement I have just declared means that anyone who witnesses me viewing such a film shall, without fail, be given automatic permission to shotgun me in the face until death. Not my death, their death*

Hehe...

Lol.  Not bad.  I thought she was smokin' in Bourne 1 tho.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Earl1972 on May 08, 2010, 11:11:44 AM
a solid 6 out of 10


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Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 08, 2010, 03:30:40 PM
a solid 6 out of 10


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6?

Nonsense. Just Rubbish.  >:(

Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: James Blunt on May 08, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
I give her between seven and high 7. Nothin special about her.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 08, 2010, 03:41:59 PM
I give her between seven and high 7. Nothin special about her.

 :'(

Very well. High 7 is still respectable.

Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2010, 03:46:03 PM
to be honest, her mannish looks arn't the only thing mannish about her.

her voice is quite deep too.

i would not be surprised to find out she is a hermaphrodite  :-\
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: drkaje on May 08, 2010, 03:50:48 PM
I'm still suck on FatPanda having the balls to call someone ugly.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2010, 03:53:33 PM
I'm still suck on FatPanda having the balls to call someone ugly.

i look like andy garcia on roids - haven't you heard ?
(http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/andy-garcia/andy-garcia-20050215-25525.jpg)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 08, 2010, 03:55:07 PM
to be honest, her mannish looks arn't the only thing mannish about her.

her voice is quite deep too.

i would not be surprised to find out she is a hermaphrodite  :-\

I thought you had decided to stop spamming my thread.  ::)
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2010, 04:08:36 PM
I thought you had decided to stop spamming my thread.  ::)

sorry top. i promise i'm done.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Topskin69 on May 08, 2010, 04:12:56 PM

Now since that is over with....

Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 08, 2010, 05:04:24 PM
I don't get the fascination. She's the girl next door.

Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Wiggs on May 08, 2010, 05:18:26 PM
This bitch is extra regular...nothing great or bad about her.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: chaos on May 08, 2010, 06:07:54 PM
I'm still suck on FatPanda having the balls to call someone ugly.
LOL........Andy Garcia with two chins and pork chops stuck between his teeth.
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: drkaje on May 08, 2010, 06:22:08 PM
LOL........Andy Garcia with two chins and pork chops stuck between his teeth.

I still can't believe it, LOL!
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2010, 06:25:30 PM
LOL........Andy Garcia with two chins and pork chops stuck between his teeth.

hahahahahahaha classic !
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: Earl1972 on May 08, 2010, 07:02:57 PM
6?

Nonsense. Just Rubbish.  >:(



6 means better than average, but nothing out of the ordinary

what makes her better than the girls you would see at the mall on a saturday afternoon?

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Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 09, 2010, 09:19:12 PM
i look like andy garcia Milonakis on roids - haven't you heard ?


Fixed. 
Title: Re: Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!
Post by: nufc0101 on May 10, 2010, 10:48:22 AM
i'd bone her just cuz she's in 10 things i hate about you, one of my favorite movies ever.

Indeed. The part where she's dancing on the table is a personal favourite.