Class 1most fridges have ice makes now...no need...men already solved the problem with inventing the ice maker ;D
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays Step by Step, with
Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2i use wet wipes..since i dont use toilet paper...i see no need to change it!
The Toilet Paper Roll Does It Change
Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3i pee sitting down....seriously...stan ding up is for urinals only...makes logical sence
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of
Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4day my girl brings home a 6 figure pay check and i get to stay home....i promise to learn
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper
and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5i always immediately wash,dry and put away any dishes i use...unless i'm eating frozen food...which comes in its own container :D
After Dinner Dishes Can They Levitate and Fly
Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6i post on get big when this happens >:(
Loss Of Identity Losing The Remote To Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support
Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00
PM
Class 7unless someone decides to "clean"<read rearrange >:(> my room for me...i always know where my stuff is
Learning How To Find Things Starting With
Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down
While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8haven't done that in a while....thanx for the reminder stells 8)
Health Watch Bringing Her Flowers Is Not
Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00
PM for 2 hours.
Class 9I ALWAYS ask for directions...actually Lauderdale is the one that gets pissed when i stop to ask....i HATE getting lost and wasting time...i'd rather ask at a 711 and grab a snack n a drink for the drive!
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost Real
Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be
determined.
Class 10women can parallel park? ??? ;D
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly
While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours.
Class 11does not apply yet... :D
Learning to Live Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Class 12i give her a time limit ...1 1/2 hrs...during that time i will be quite and helpful...BUT if at the end of that time period we r not walking back to the car...consider me pissed off
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM.
Class 13never can remember B-days..dont expect anyone to remember mine...she always reminds me when hers is coming up....and i always end up doing something real nice for her
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When Youre Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00
PM for 2 hours.
Class 14i know how to use one but i'll never admit it in front of her....i'd rather play dumb and have her make me food! ;D
The Stove/Oven What It Is and How It Is
Used
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, locations to be
determine.
Toxy,
Does your girl clean properly?
Know what your standard is, I'm curious how close she gets. :)
Ha class one filling ice trays pisses me off.;D why
;D ToxyI dont Stella its I just get a rage when filling ice trays could be a childhood thing, pumping gas pisses me off too... :o
;D why
there should be a class for women. One about not reading into things, another one for stop blowing stuff out of proprtion
there should be a class for women. One about not reading into things, another one for stop blowing stuff out of proprtioncan we get one about putting the toilet seat down?
dood they did one better ;)(http://base0.googlehosted.com/base_media?q=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51m7lS8PGpL._SL500_AA300_PIbundle-3,TopRight,0,0_AA300_SH20_.jpg&size=18&dhm=3db2c098&hl=en) ;D
can we get one about putting the toilet seat down?
I mean really Ill hold and open doors all day long but seriously I have to put the damn seat down for you to be able to use the toilet without falling in? REALLY ???
I mean come on now...
does it come in IV form for extended use?
I dont Stella its I just get a rage when filling ice trays could be a childhood thing, pumping gas pisses me off too... :o
there should be a class for women. One about not reading into things, another one for stop blowing stuff out of proprtion
Class 6
Loss Of Identity Losing The Remote To Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support
Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00
PM
:o >:(
My TV went out a little while back. Had to share a TV (and the remote) with the wife till we got another one. Torture! The Food Channel. ::) ::) ::)
actually i watch the food channel quite a bit....esp when trying to put on weight....
nothing like watching food being cooked to make ya extra hungry
:o I need to get you a skirt. :D That is the most boring station on television IMO. My wife probably feels the same about ESPN. :)
rachel rays FHM shoot was great
I used to like Guy's Dives and Diners but the way he crams food in his mouth and talks w/it open and full of mush and tastes stuff out of a huge pot and tries to put his germ laden spoon back in gives me the jeebies.
Stella,
Could you please have Ron mod Toxy so his stars can match the envy being projected on Rachael?
I think only Ron has green stars...
Actually, I agree w/Toxy about Emeril, Rachel and Paula...not exactly the things that he said (other than Emeril) but that I can't watch their shows.
Stella,
Embrace Rachael an let that big butted love flow through you. :)
you'd HAVE to stare at her big butt cause she's got one gawdawfull ugly face >:(;D
...looks like she got hit in the face witha bag of dick >:(
Negros need to stop gulping the Haterade.
So I was forced to watch this "Man Versus Food" show last night. http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Man_V_Food
It was actually kinda funny.
But the Food Channel still sucks. :)
that'd be SAND negro >:(holy crap that broad is gorgeous
the only good looking girl on the food network is giada...although she is pretentious and i cant stand her either
(http://theimportanceofsalt.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/giada_de_laurentiis_sobe1.jpg)
holy crap that broad is gorgeous
i think stella had a hot lesbo moment,Sounds like she is turning the corner.
;D
food shows i watch regardless of channel
anthony bourdain no reservations>travel channel
bizzare foods with andrew zimmeren > travel channel
Iron chef america> food channel
man vs food > traqvel channel
Kitchen nightmares with chef godron ramsey > BBC America
top chef > bravo channel :( its the american ideol of cooking ...PS i dont watch american idol
I watched the Man vs Food guy eat one of the hottest burgers in the world. Pretty impressive.
But it's still gay. :)
saw it also....twas awesome..3 min markHahaha does anyone have a gun with a bullet in it? Or a time machine so I can go back before I ate it ;D
watch this ;D the ghost pepper strikes
saw it also....twas awesome..3 min mark
watch this ;D the ghost pepper strikes
Hahaha does anyone have a gun with a bullet in it? Or a time machine so I can go back before I ate it ;D
lol. How does that guy not weigh 400 pounds?
I gotta stop watching these. Next thing you know I'll be watching Oprah. :)
check this out stells...the 4 horseman challange!
only talk show i watch...i watch with my girl!
Andrew...YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!! ;D