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Had to slap some guy about last night who thought he was a funnyman, yourself?
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I'm off hitting people. Last time I hit someone (I was hit first) it cost me about 40k in legal fees and a jury trial. Not tight.
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Had to slap some guy about last night who thought he was a funnyman, yourself?
Did you knock him out, stud ?
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Did you knock him out, stud ?
To be fair he didnt go down but it only lasted 5 seconds where he got hit maybe 10 times,and was reduced to a cowering ball, funniest part was the bouncers all pounced on him and left me alone to walk out.
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No. Not properly anyway.
Pushed and threw 2 guys to the floor in seperate incidents before. That was it.
Once I was 18. The other time I was working and thought the guy was gonna start on me so I threw him to the ground first. Did not punch him etc
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To be fair he didnt go down but it only lasted 5 seconds where he got hit maybe 10 times,and was reduced to a cowering ball, funniest part was the bouncers all pounced on him and left me alone to walk out.
GOING BACK ON TONIGHT KILLER?
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GOING BACK ON TONIGHT KILLER?
All we need is Squadfather to make a return and rip my story to shreds ;D
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This thread has potential
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IN WHAT WAY DID THIS 'MAN' DISRESPECT YOU?
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I'm off hitting people. Last time I hit someone (I was hit first) it cost me about 40k in legal fees and a jury trial. Not tight.
yep, this isnt the "olden days"...............you hit someone who disrespects you............its going to cost your a few nights in jail and thousands of dollars (maybe more)
the other possible scenario............if your REAL unlucky.............is the guy will turn around and shoot or stab you
people wont stand by and take an old fashioned asskicking anymore............eithe r they will sue you.........or shoot you
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i generaly dont give a shit if somone "disrespects" me
"...talkin bout, 'he hurt my self esteem!'. simple bitch, its called SELF esteem, hows another person gona fuck with how you feel about you???" - kat williams
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yep, this isnt the "olden days"...............you hit someone who disrespects you............its going to cost your a few nights in jail and thousands of dollars (maybe more)
the other possible scenario............if your REAL unlucky.............is the guy will turn around and shoot or stab you
people wont stand by and take an old fashioned asskicking anymore............eithe r they will sue you.........or shoot you
It was definitely an expensive learning experience. He was a lawyer/lobbist in Denver who knew the DA so that didn't help matters either.
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IN WHAT WAY DID THIS 'MAN' DISRESPECT YOU?
He didn't pull out...??
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Did i mention the part where swat was called and 10 of them couldnt hold me?
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Did i mention the part where swat was called and 10 of them couldnt hold me?
hmmmm this sounds quite familiar
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Only ignorant ghetto fucks throw hands over words.
Only times I've ever been in a fight was when a buddy was getting his ass kicked by 2 dudes so I jumped in and another time I pushed and slammed a guy's head into the wall after he threw a dice down my girlfriend's shirt.
I can't imagine actually trying to fuck someone up for saying shit. Everyone thinks about it though.
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Did i mention the part where swat was called and 10 of them couldnt hold me?
Then a German Sheppard walked by and you snapped it's spine with your bare hands. :D
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I was walking down the street a few days ago and this mexican was on the street corner re enacting the scene of him beating up some guy... ::)
Fuck I hate your everyday mexican. God damnit.
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I was walking down the street a few days ago and this mexican was on the street corner re enacting the scene of him beating up some guy... ::)
Fuck I hate your everyday mexican. God damnit.
That was me. You should've stuck around to hear the rest of my story...
I was like BAM! BAM! Pinche Puto went down. I get mad as fuck sometimes, Holmes.
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i'm not 5, how does one go about "disrespecting" you?
last time i had to fight was a few years when some 200lb dude thought it be fun to "mosh" into my 110lb gf
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I was like BAM! BAM! Pinche Puto went down. I get mad as fuck sometimes, Holmes.
Fucking AYE "Little Puppet" !! LOL ;D
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Had to slap some guy about last night who thought he was a funnyman, yourself?
Well done. Your my fucking hero....
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as a profesional marital artist i will say that there is no place for fighting outside of a ring or cage
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as a profesional marital artist i will say that there is no place for fighting outside of a ring or cage
Post a pic of your pro card marty!!!
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Had to slap some guy about last night who thought he was a funnyman, yourself?
Did he hit you? Or he was just sayin ish? If he was just jawin, he owned you, he controlled your temper, not you. You should have just jawed back. In the end, it shows that mere jawing can get to you.
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does disrespecting a friend count?
ive been in a few fight and many many scuffels or whatever you call it when there is pushing and yelling often times in groups lol.
I dont think ive ever been disrespected face to face actually, pretty strange.
ive knocked 2 guys out on seperate occasions with One punch each, one was kinda a sucker punch though lol. I would like to tell the story but mcanus would so all over this it would be nuts lol.
it was a while back though, I wonder these days if I would be able to keep myself calm enough to keep some decent techniques in mind while punching and not just swinging,
Im sure ive mentioned it before so no bs as usual =)
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Did he hit you? Or he was just sayin ish? If he was just jawin, he owned you, he controlled your temper, not you. You should have just jawed back. In the end, it shows that mere jawing can get to you.
no, the other dude got his ass HANDED to him, if he was slapped and didnt do shit especially After talking shit.
royally fucking owned.
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In High School and Middle School I got into a few fights. I regret it because it was immature and most of the fights were because I was passive aggressive and didn't tell people off until it just blew my cap.
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ive knocked 2 guys out on seperate occasions with One punch each, one was kinda a sucker punch though lol. I would like to
Swede don't ever be afraid to sucker punch somebody in a street fight .
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Slam. Let the boys be boys.
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Swede don't ever be afraid to sucker punch somebody in a street fight .
Well, I asked his name, he responded to which I realised he was the one I was looking for, so I threw the biggest haymaker I could and caught him clean on the jaw, he collapsed like a sack of shit and I got jumped.
well worth it.
I put the cover your face from kicks with your arms to good use thats for sure lol.
Beating someone you dislike is better then sex imo. I stay at home though Dont need any drama in my life. And I dont talk much about this because Im sick of Trying to be "called out" when I dont lie.
It was an awesome feeling, When he told me hes name I thought for a second punching this dude at his Own party which is full of His friends isn't very smart at all. And then I though Fuck it. And all hell broke loose. Very Very refreshing.
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Once beat a guy to death who stepped on my brand new Addidas at a club. I mean brand new....c'mon...
I did warn him before hand with "Checkity, checkity check yo self, befo you wreck yo self!"
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Swede don't ever be afraid to sucker punch somebody in a street fight .
After training in MAs all my life, the sucker punch is still my best technique. Someone is gonna get hit first, I make sure it isn't me.
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After training in MAs all my life, the sucker punch is still my best technique. Someone is gonna get hit first, I make sure it isn't me.
its easy to tell a good while ahead when shit is about to go down.. you can KO him and leave all in the same motion ;D
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its easy to tell a good while ahead when shit is about to go down.. you can KO him and leave all in the same motion ;D
Yep. Once you have the timing down, you don't even miss a step on the turn and walk away :)
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Yep. Once you have the timing down, you don't even miss a step on the turn and walk away :)
Me and my cousing once ko'd 2 guys at a party on a boat, well he ko'ed one and hit the other which was stunned and I threw him to the ground, so my cousin had all the fun.
Anyway we did is So fast and there was alot of people there so we just managed to walk straight out afterwards.. right pass the bouncers that was on there way there and they were only standing not too many feet away when it happened.
Just walking pass someone you KNOW is gonna be looking for YOU within 5 sec is a funny feeling.
I even said goodbye to the lady that checked my ID at the entrance haha we were born at the same date she was just Alot older lol. She smiled when I said goodbye ;D
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Someone is gonna get hit first, I make sure it isn't me.
QFT
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Me and my cousing once ko'd 2 guys at a party on a boat, well he ko'ed one and hit the other which was stunned and I threw him to the ground, so my cousin had all the fun.
Anyway we did is So fast and there was alot of people there so we just managed to walk straight out afterwards.. right pass the bouncers that was on there way there and they were only standing not too many feet away when it happened.
Just walking pass someone you KNOW is gonna be looking for YOU within 5 sec is a funny feeling.
I even said goodbye to the lady that checked my ID at the entrance haha we were born at the same date she was just Alot older lol. She smiled when I said goodbye ;D
One time I was having words with a guy outside a club and the manager came out to see what was up. I told him nothing, I was just going back inside. The manager turned to walk in, I slammed the guy with a Thai elbow right in the temple, kept turning with it and walked right up next to the manager. When he heard me walking up, he turned back toward me and saw the guy sleeping on the side of the street. He asked if I hit him and I said "No man, I was right behind you. He must have passed out." We went right back in the club and he never knew the difference. Of course, since this is the 'net everyone will say I made that up, but SS was there with me when it happened and saw the whole thing, so he can verify.
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One time I was having words with a guy outside a club and the manager came out to see what was up. I told him nothing, I was just going back inside. The manager turned to walk in, I slammed the guy with a Thai elbow right in the temple, kept turning with it and walked right up next to the manager. When he heard me walking up, he turned back toward me and saw the guy sleeping on the side of the street. He asked if I hit him and I said "No man, I was right behind you. He must have passed out." We went right back in the club and he never knew the difference. Of course, since this is the 'net everyone will say I made that up, but SS was there with me when it happened and saw the whole thing, so he can verify.
Wonderful.
After the fight that I just mentioned me and my cousin were soooooooooooo riled up and I was pissed of because I didnt get to punch anyone.
And being drunk and very very very hyped we looked for victims, and I thought, Why not rob someone? lets give him a chance to just hand over the stuff and we dont do anything but if he wont...
So we walked along and I saw this dude sitting on a few stairs, I could tell he was a tall dude just by him sitting there.
Asked him what time it was... and he took out his cellphone and said the time..
I said give me the cellphone and leave.. He was also drunk and started talking and whatever so out of the blue I knee him straight in the face I thought But the knee grazes him and he isn't knocked out. Now remember he is a tall dude so I dont want him to stand up..
So right after the knee he started talking shit and starting to stand up, so I said loud and clear "DONT STAND UP!" he kept "trying to stand" I said again" Dont fucking stand up"..
So he stands up , I throw that right hand which I know is hard (no bragging I just know) and I throw up Upwards beacause his littaly a head taller then me. it Connects and he just falls like a tree and his head SMASHES against the pavement and there is a shitload of blood and Im thinking holy fuck he just died.
My cousin was actually a little bit behind me just when it happened, anyway so there he is lying on the ground and Im thinking his dead so I say lets the FUCK out of here. So my cousin takes all the shit out of his pockets and off we go.
Actually feel Kinda bad for that one. I shouldn't have. on the other hand I said DONT STAND UP so I gave him an honest chance..
thats why I dont drink lol.
but knocking someone out with ONE punch thats a head taller then you ...better then sex.
the First fight I mentioned though was a guy that kicked the shit out of my friend when he was (my friend) drunker then Fuck lying on the street getting his head kicked in. Knocking his ass out was well worth what I endured during the following moments before my friends came to my rescue ;D
ok, 3:34 in the morning here now, time for mothereffi'n sleep homie.
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For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. - Sun Tzu
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Headbutt a guy and be out-Me
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Then a German Sheppard walked by and you snapped it's spine with your bare hands. :D
That happened to me right after I sodomized that broad from the Sopranos.
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No later than this week-end, I kicked the shit out of a massive 4 year old who walked on my shoe by accident and could'nt say "I'm sorry" without stuttering. Little fuck had it coming. He was juiced to the gills obviously. I'm such a baddas i sometimes scare myself.
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Slam. Let the boys be boys.
Just got done listening to that classic. :)
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Wonderful.
After the fight that I just mentioned me and my cousin were soooooooooooo riled up and I was pissed of because I didnt get to punch anyone.
And being drunk and very very very hyped we looked for victims, and I thought, Why not rob someone? lets give him a chance to just hand over the stuff and we dont do anything but if he wont...
So we walked along and I saw this dude sitting on a few stairs, I could tell he was a tall dude just by him sitting there.
Asked him what time it was... and he took out his cellphone and said the time..
I said give me the cellphone and leave.. He was also drunk and started talking and whatever so out of the blue I knee him straight in the face I thought But the knee grazes him and he isn't knocked out. Now remember he is a tall dude so I dont want him to stand up..
So right after the knee he started talking shit and starting to stand up, so I said loud and clear "DONT STAND UP!" he kept "trying to stand" I said again" Dont fucking stand up"..
So he stands up , I throw that right hand which I know is hard (no bragging I just know) and I throw up Upwards beacause his littaly a head taller then me. it Connects and he just falls like a tree and his head SMASHES against the pavement and there is a shitload of blood and Im thinking holy fuck he just died.
My cousin was actually a little bit behind me just when it happened, anyway so there he is lying on the ground and Im thinking his dead so I say lets the FUCK out of here. So my cousin takes all the shit out of his pockets and off we go.
Actually feel Kinda bad for that one. I shouldn't have. on the other hand I said DONT STAND UP so I gave him an honest chance..
thats why I dont drink lol.
but knocking someone out with ONE punch thats a head taller then you ...better then sex.
the First fight I mentioned though was a guy that kicked the shit out of my friend when he was (my friend) drunker then Fuck lying on the street getting his head kicked in. Knocking his ass out was well worth what I endured during the following moments before my friends came to my rescue ;D
ok, 3:34 in the morning here now, time for mothereffi'n sleep homie.
This is why I don't fuck with midgets. Brutal psychological problems they must have.
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but knocking someone out with ONE punch thats a head taller then you ...better then sex.
How would you know, since you haven't done either one yet?
Lame story, bro. Rejoicing in being a coward is pure beta.
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bragging about throwing sucker punches?
brutal
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My last "fight" involved some short, fat middleaged dude approaching me and my mate outside a club and telling my mate "pound for pound I could take the both of you". My friend asked him to repeat himself, to which he replied by punching my friend in the chest and then punching me square in the face. I stood there with both nostrils bleeding wondering what the fuck had just happened whilst the little fatman ran off down the road.
Pwned.
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My last "fight" involved some short, fat middleaged dude approaching me and my mate outside a club and telling my mate "pound for pound I could take the both of you". My friend asked him to repeat himself, to which he replied by punching my friend in the chest and then punching me square in the face. I stood there with both nostrils bleeding wondering what the fuck had just happened whilst the little fatman ran off down the road.
Pwned.
haha, the other side of the coin...
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Well, I asked his name, he responded to which I realised he was the one I was looking for, so I threw the biggest haymaker I could and caught him clean on the jaw, he collapsed like a sack of shit and I got jumped.
well worth it.
I put the cover your face from kicks with your arms to good use thats for sure lol.
Beating someone you dislike is better then sex imo. I stay at home though Dont need any drama in my life. And I dont talk much about this because Im sick of Trying to be "called out" when I dont lie.
It was an awesome feeling, When he told me hes name I thought for a second punching this dude at his Own party which is full of His friends isn't very smart at all. And then I though Fuck it. And all hell broke loose. Very Very refreshing.
Did you bring a little step-stool with you ?
Or was he a 13 year old that you were arguing wtih about Brock ??
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Robbing someone of their cellphone Swede? Are you swedish or pakistani?
Epic complaining about immigration when you rob and punch random people.
Hahaha ;D ;D
LOL!
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bragging about throwing sucker punches?
brutal
I made sure to Mention it was a sucker punch so it Wouldnt come across as bragging...
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Robbing someone of their cellphone Swede? Are you swedish or pakistani?
Epic complaining about immigration when you rob and punch random people.
Hahaha ;D ;D
hahaha. it was a long time ago now, and under the influense of alcohol ;D
wouldnt do anything to anyone these days unless I felt like they deserved it which he didnt which is why I said I shouldn't have lol.
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Did you bring a little step-stool with you ?
Or was he a 13 year old that you were arguing wtih about Brock ??
24/25 accordingly to his visa card if I remember correctly, and I think it was like 3 years ago..
WHICH expired a MONTH before it happened, who the Fuck walks around with an expired visa card? A dude thats used to getting robbed maby haha.
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Meh, if someone disrespects me, no big deal.. I can get over it but if someone disrespects the lady I'm with, then it's fucking on.
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unless someone actually threatens me, my friends or my family than it is not worth it. To many fuckers hiding knives, guns and other shit these days. Words are just words.
The problem is everyone has a camera these days and by the time they start recording, all the evidence shows you beating the shit out of some asshole but they missed the first few minutes when the other guy actually approached and threatened you. Such bullshit.
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unless someone actually threatens me, my friends or my family than it is not worth it. To many fuckers hiding knives, guns and other shit these days. Words are just words.
The problem is everyone has a camera these days and by the time they start recording, all the evidence shows you beating the shit out of some asshole but they missed the first few minutes when the other guy actually approached and threatened you. Such bullshit.
Smart man. This is true.
The sh*t I seen growing up....man. A lot of people really have no clue how their life could end that very moment over BS.
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In America you have the second amendment." the right to bare arms"
In Brazil we have the supreme amendment. " the right to kick your ass if I want to, or if you don't shut the f*ck up."
Talking about freedom.
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In Brazil we have the supreme amendment. " the right to kick your ass if I want to, or if you don't shut the f*ck up."
Talking about freedom.
why is that something to be proud of?
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why is that something to be proud of?
Please don't get me wrong, I'm not preaching violence.
Just saying how it works in Brazil.
I didn't make the rules.
I'm just a law abiding citizen. ;D
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Please don't get me wrong, I'm not preaching violence.
Just saying how it works in Brazil.
I didn't make the rules.
I'm just a law abiding citizen. ;D
lol
well played
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I swear if someone played me the way swede played those dudes, I would make it my lifes work to find them and cut their fucking face off.
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I did not read everyone's but i did punch my dad once!! That felt better then getting fucking laid. :-\ I mean he is my dad but we have always had issues.......GOD THAT FELT FUCKIN GREAT!!
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I did not read everyone's but i did punch my dad once!! That felt better then getting fucking laid. :-\ I mean he is my dad but we have always had issues.......GOD THAT FELT FUCKIN GREAT!!
Was this your dad?
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Was this your dad?
NO. My dad used to beat my ass as a kid and then buy me shit. >:( My dad was drunk as fuck and i was a infant, he was stabbing a Kitchen knife like Michael Myers would use... :-\ My mom was holding me as a infant and was screaming for help and holding onto me for dear life. :- My old man was a piece of shit and will always be. I punched him because....he said something....Like, i had to build your Crib and buy you all those fucking toys and shit and he spit on me. >:( FUCK!! That felt so fucking great. Thanks man. :) Only on Mother Fuckin Getbig!!
ALPHAS!! ;)
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Own a business and a customer tried to steal product off of the front counter and head out the front door.
I walked over to the door and told him to put it back or buy it and he sucker punched me in the face.
I of course proceeded to knock him off of his feet through the front door and pounded him in the face until he let the stolen product go.
He didnt let go so I kept punching him in the face until he couldn help but let go.
Fortunaltly a room full of people saw him hit me so I wasnt too worried but I did call the cops and then and ambulance to haul him away.
No tickets issued but a lawsuit did come my way and I will never do that again. It didnt cost me a dime of money but it sure did cause many sleepless nights after my attornys told me he could pierce my coporate viel and go after my business and retirement if found negligent.
Went to depositions and after a few minutes he was asked what damages he had from this supposed attack and he replied that he could no longer watch the NFL or championship wrestling because THE VIOLENCE WAS SO REAL TO HIM!
Of course the whole room was like what a freak and the suit was eventually dropped with no settlement.
Not worth the hassle an possible financial risk. I put up 6 cameras ans video tape everyting 24-7 so there will be video next time this happens.
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Not since highschool (guess it was more of a threat though)
Own a business and a customer tried to steal product off of the front counter and head out the front door.
I walked over to the door and told him to put it back or buy it and he sucker punched me in the face.
I of course proceeded to knock him off of his feet through the front door and pounded him in the face until he let the stolen product go.
He didnt let go so I kept punching him in the face until he couldn help but let go.
Fortunaltly a room full of people saw him hit me so I wasnt too worried but I did call the cops and then and ambulance to haul him away.
No tickets issued but a lawsuit did come my way and I will never do that again. It didnt cost me a dime of money but it sure did cause many sleepless nights after my attornys told me he could pierce my coporate viel and go after my business and retirement if found negligent.
Went to depositions and after a few minutes he was asked what damages he had from this supposed attack and he replied that he could no longer watch the NFL or championship wrestling because THE VIOLENCE WAS SO REAL TO HIM!
Of course the whole room was like what a freak and the suit was eventually dropped with no settlement.
Not worth the hassle an possible financial risk. I put up 6 cameras ans video tape everyting 24-7 so there will be video next time this happens.
:(
Went to depositions and after a few minutes he was asked what damages he had from this supposed attack and he replied that he could no longer watch the NFL or championship wrestling because THE VIOLENCE WAS SO REAL TO HIM!
lol
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Went to depositions and after a few minutes he was asked what damages he had from this supposed attack and he replied that he could no longer watch the NFL or championship wrestling because THE VIOLENCE WAS SO REAL TO HIM!
oh the laaaand of the freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and the hoooome of the braaaave
haha ;D
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I swear if someone played me the way swede played those dudes, I would make it my lifes work to find them and cut their fucking face off.
Dudes? as in plural? except the stupid robbing I havent started a fight in my life.. (if the other person didnt do something before hand to deserve it)
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If you know you can win a fight before the first blow, you've lost as soon as you've thrown the first blow. Sometimes, someone begs for an ass beating, If anything, pity them because someone eventually will oblige.
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Yes and it was a lame thing to do.
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Ideally, I live by this man's set of rules:
(http://seinteriore.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ghandi.jpg)
With this guy's bank account:
(http://www.afjv.com/press0605/060515_bill_gates.jpg)
And i might as well add this guy's body:
(http://images.hugi.is/heilsa/148716.jpg)
And no, I won't add any picture of john Holmes after.
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Lot of tough guys in this thread ::)
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Lot of tough guys in this thread ::)
Everyones a street fighter. ::)
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Should of figured getbig was full of warriors and ufc champs ::) ::) ::)
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as a profesional marital artist i will say that there is no place for fighting outside of a ring or cage
(http://www.powerlineblog.com/media/archives/cowardlylion.jpg)
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Until 15 years old, almost every 3 days.
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I'm off hitting people. Last time I hit someone (I was hit first) it cost me about 40k in legal fees and a jury trial. Not tight.
Did you hit him with a bat?
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That was me. You should've stuck around to hear the rest of my story...
I was like BAM! BAM! Pinche Puto went down. I get mad as fuck sometimes, Holmes.
LOL..
BTW AVATAR is awesome...the broad dancin was hot too..but these tittays are nice
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Everyones a street fighter. ::)
That's a pretty cool saying. Kinda like "everyone's a cage fighter"
Someone should go print those sayings on a bunch of smediums T-shirts.
They would be a hit ;D
Never been in a fight or hit anyone. Hopefully, never will.
Yes!.... cause you would really hurt someone if you did ;D
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once more for all the "tough guys"..
i generaly dont give a shit if somone "disrespects" me
"...talkin bout, 'he hurt my self esteem!'. simple bitch, its called SELF esteem, hows another person gona fuck with how you feel about you???" - kat williams
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Wonderful.
After the fight that I just mentioned me and my cousin were soooooooooooo riled up and I was pissed of because I didnt get to punch anyone.
And being drunk and very very very hyped we looked for victims, and I thought, Why not rob someone? lets give him a chance to just hand over the stuff and we dont do anything but if he wont...
So we walked along and I saw this dude sitting on a few stairs, I could tell he was a tall dude just by him sitting there.
Asked him what time it was... and he took out his cellphone and said the time..
I said give me the cellphone and leave.. He was also drunk and started talking and whatever so out of the blue I knee him straight in the face I thought But the knee grazes him and he isn't knocked out. Now remember he is a tall dude so I dont want him to stand up..
So right after the knee he started talking shit and starting to stand up, so I said loud and clear "DONT STAND UP!" he kept "trying to stand" I said again" Dont fucking stand up"..
So he stands up , I throw that right hand which I know is hard (no bragging I just know) and I throw up Upwards beacause his littaly a head taller then me. it Connects and he just falls like a tree and his head SMASHES against the pavement and there is a shitload of blood and Im thinking holy fuck he just died.
My cousin was actually a little bit behind me just when it happened, anyway so there he is lying on the ground and Im thinking his dead so I say lets the FUCK out of here. So my cousin takes all the shit out of his pockets and off we go.
Actually feel Kinda bad for that one. I shouldn't have. on the other hand I said DONT STAND UP so I gave him an honest chance..
thats why I dont drink lol.
but knocking someone out with ONE punch thats a head taller then you ...better then sex.
the First fight I mentioned though was a guy that kicked the shit out of my friend when he was (my friend) drunker then Fuck lying on the street getting his head kicked in. Knocking his ass out was well worth what I endured during the following moments before my friends came to my rescue ;D
ok, 3:34 in the morning here now, time for mothereffi'n sleep homie.
When did this happen Spännis?
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GOOD TIMING.
GOT IN MY 2ND SCUFFLE EVER....LAST NIGHT. I NORMALLY NEVER WILL FIGHT AND AM JUST A SHY, QUIET KID FOR THE MOST PART.
THIS DOORMAN AT A CLUB HERE THREW MY ROOMATE OUT, I WENT TO ASK WHY, HE TOOK ME BY THE NECK AND DRAGGED ME OUT SO I TOOK HIS NECK TOO.
A FEW PUNCHES THROWN LATER, I HAVE HUGE BUMP ABOVE MY LEFT EYEBROW BUT I DIDNT THINK THE FIGHT WOULD END UNTIL SOMEONE DIED.
MY FIRST WORKOUT IN QUITE SOME TIME.
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I'd like to see Dave tear this story apart....
Come on QuakerDave tear his story apart or give us a funny grocery store story like the old days.
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GOOD TIMING.
GOT IN MY 2ND SCUFFLE EVER....LAST NIGHT. I NORMALLY NEVER WILL FIGHT AND AM JUST A SHY, QUIET KID FOR THE MOST PART.
THIS DOORMAN AT A CLUB HERE THREW MY ROOMATE OUT, I WENT TO ASK WHY, HE TOOK ME BY THE NECK AND DRAGGED ME OUT SO I TOOK HIS NECK TOO.
A FEW PUNCHES THROWN LATER, I HAVE HUGE BUMP ABOVE MY LEFT EYEBROW BUT I DIDNT THINK THE FIGHT WOULD END UNTIL SOMEONE DIED.
MY FIRST WORKOUT IN QUITE SOME TIME.
How big was the bouncer, and who won?
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Many times, broke a dudes arm once - cost me a $500 fine and a conviction recorded, but I still feel good about it today. ;D
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i came to school hardly recognizable one time, to like 50 punches to the head
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i came to school hardly recognizable one time, to like 50 punches to the head
Who had done that??
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I would only fight if I believe I'm in danger.
Though I did attack people in school who insulted me or looked for trouble when I was minding my own business. I never look for trouble so they all deserved it.
These days I would rather verbally own someone who tries to insult me and then laugh at them ;D
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Who had done that??
my friend lol, we were fighting for the fuck of it, we set up a little tournament among friends, cops broke up my fight. the cop that broke it up pulled his gun and hid behind the car door, some old lady told the cops we were having a gang initiation, the whole police department followed. that was the second time my dare officer showed up to one of my crime scenes. he didn't arrest me this time though lol
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Only time I care about someone disrespecting another person is when it's my girl they're saying shit to.
Otherwise they can talk all night long to me.
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I knocked down one of my patients once....not kidding.
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Headbutt a guy and be out-Me
just hope his head isnt harder than yours... :-\
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have i ever had to hit someone who disrespected me? yes, my girl friend 8)
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Many many times and I regret a couple of them. Worst one was at work this spic kept talking shit to me everyday he new just how to push my buttons. He would really dig at my insecurities. I was a lab tech at the time and I was working on something he brought in that needed to be analyzed. I was only working on it for a few minutes when he started yelling hurry up blah blah blah. I told him to shut the hell up and give me a few minutes. In front of everyone he said "well I'm going to go fuck your ugly mom" or some foul shit like that. I walk right up to him and palm smacked him square on the nose. It blew up it was completely broken. I didn't get into that much trouble because this dude had a long history of being a prick. They let me go with full unemployment benefits that's when I took the opportunity to move South.
Another time this black dude was harassing this sexy blonde. I could tell she didn't like it. She kept telling him to get away from her. We were standing outside a bar. I told him to leave her the fuck alone. He just gave me a dirty look. I flicked my cigarette walked right up to him and blasted him on the chin. My friends were watching from inside because the front side of the building was made from glass. They ran out and got me out of there before the cops showed up. That one was pretty funny.
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How big was the bouncer, and who won?
1. NOT THAT BIG, BUT HE THOUGHT HE WAS.
2. HE WAS ON THE GROUND AT THE END. IM STILL BRUISED UP FROM IT, BUT HE WAS BLEEDING FAR WORSE AND PROBABLY HAS MORE BRUISES.
IDK WHY SOMEONE WOULD PICK A FIGHT WITH ME. NOT SAYING CAUSE IM BIGGER THAN THE AVERAGE JOE BUT IM THE LEAST LIKELY KID TO START A FIGHT.
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1. NOT THAT BIG, BUT HE THOUGHT HE WAS.
2. HE WAS ON THE GROUND AT THE END. IM STILL BRUISED UP FROM IT, BUT HE WAS BLEEDING FAR WORSE AND PROBABLY HAS MORE BRUISES.
IDK WHY SOMEONE WOULD PICK A FIGHT WITH ME. NOT SAYING CAUSE IM BIGGER THAN THE AVERAGE JOE BUT IM THE LEAST LIKELY KID TO START A FIGHT.
haha, that's good. beating the shit out of a bouncer is the second greatest joy in life, the greatest though is beating up a cop 8)
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;D many times when i was young, but now i wised up and carry a gun.
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I punch my keyboard everyday.