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im hopes to get keith some interventional help ive written a letter that contains the basics on his situation. its a rough draft and would like assistance in putting a formal letter with the help of you guys who know him best.
disturbia can come in with pics to help illustrate.
dear
Jillian,
"My name is keith Jones. I was in a gillette commercial, and i was also a extra in the feature film over the top. I also went to a boxing match with my friend and co star sylvester stallone. I also once say next to jonsey from the police series. In the early 90s i was training at my local high school for the olympics, and got bit by a spider. this has sent me into a 20 year downward spiral of over eating and self loathing. please consider me for the show as i know under the right circumstances i can pull this together again."
please feel free to add more so we can get this done!!
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im hopes to get keith some interventional help ive written a letter that contains the basics on his situation. its a rough draft and would like assistance in putting a formal letter with the help of you guys who know him best.
disturbia can come in with pics to help illustrate.
dear
Jillian,
"My name is keith Jones. I was in a gillette commercial, and i was also a extra in the feature film over the top. I also went to a boxing match with my friend and co star sylvester stallone. I also once say next to jonsey from the police series. In the early 90s i was training at my local high school for the olympics, and got bit by a spider. this has sent me into a 20 year downward spiral of over eating and self loathing. please consider me for the show as i know under the right circumstances i can pull this together again."
please feel free to add more so we can get this done!!
Epic.. simply epic. Epically lame.. you imp of an imbecile. Your lameness knows no bounds.
*epic_failien* - failure guaranteed.
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Keith`s a good guy.
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Keith`s a good guy.
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maby keith is up for it? would give him some good publicity also!
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Keith would bring a lot of star power to the show.
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But who could cure your 14" arms?
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ron should change his name to epic_fail
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I'm sorry but Keith really did look like a fat penis when he shaved his head for that Gillete ad that ran in Puerto Rico 40 years ago
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I'm sorry but Keith really did look like a fat penis when he shaved his head for that Gillete ad that ran in Puerto Rico 40 years ago
So how many times you rubbed one out to it?
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So how many times you rubbed one out to it?
i'm getting full hot just thinking about it
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i'm getting full hot just thinking about it
I'll call that nun and have her beat you back into the closet!
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I'll call that nun and have her beat you back into the closet!
Sister Maria Rosa is STILL alive
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Epic! I think that this is a pretty decent letter except for the fact that there are too many commas in wrong places and the statement that Keith is 'self-loathing' is definitely not a fact.
I'd also commend you for writing such a letter and recommend you for the 2010 Humanity Award which Jonsey and Sly and Keith would most likely present to you personally as a show of appreciation .... but there does seem to be some slight attempt on your part to be antagonistic which might warrant a polite punch in the nose by each of the above in lieu of an award ceremony.
Either way I believe Keith can have both 'presenters' appear by simply picking up the phone.
And Mr. Leslie Nielsen would have been there on a moment's notice if he had known you were going to do such a noteworthy thing for his good friend Keith.
But your's is a good idea .... if it's well intended! Maybe I read it wrong.
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I submit the above because I know for a fact Keith has done more good things for others than a combination of the best of the ten of us.
Maybe he'll list them someday.
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might warrant a punch in the nose by each of the above
Now you're talking.
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Sister Maria Rosa is STILL alive
and I bet she could still take you...
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Epic! I think that this is a pretty decent letter except for the fact that there are too many commas in wrong places and the statement that Keith is 'self-loathing' is definitely not a fact.
I'd also commend you for writing such a letter and recommend you for the 2010 Humanity Award which Jonsey and Sly and Keith would most likely present to you personally as a show of appreciation .... but there does seem to be some slight attempt on your part to be antagonistic which might warrant a polite punch in the nose by each of the above in lieu of an award ceremony.
Either way I believe Keith can have both 'presenters' appear by simply picking up the phone.
And Mr. Leslie Nielsen would have been there on a moment's notice if he had known you were going to do such a noteworthy thing for his good friend Keith.
But your's is a good idea .... if it's well intended! Maybe I read it wrong.
yes you gay jew
you read it wrong
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Epic.. simply epic. Epically lame.. you imp of an imbecile. Your lameness knows no bounds.
*epic_failien* - failure guaranteed.
james0225448753669555
did i throw you in the trash can back in high school or something?
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What a MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Squating all but an empty sled and a 100lb Jillian Micheals ::) ::) ::)
i wish she would have slipped and feel mouth first on that fat dudes dick
(http://www.dietsinreview.com/diet_column/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lt-and-jillian.JPG)
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I'll say one thing about Keith, he sure cant take it. He photoshops all kinds of pics, I did one of him as Jabba the Hut and he cried and had it taken down.
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I'll say one thing about Keith, he sure cant take it. He photoshops all kinds of pics, I did one of him as Jabba the Hut and he cried and had it taken down.
yea I crfeid and had it taken off. You really are that stupid aren't you. You hoinestly think anything you do actually bothers me. It is like Goodrum doing something. You know that shit I took this morning meant more to me than you do. Are you that insecure where you constantly have to make up shit to make you feel better about yourself. Hey do this, make up another fight story like you do. I love it when you makeup how this happened to you and you kicked their ass or you saw a beating yet you did nothing. All this and no photos from you cell phone at least. Dude when you make up shit you get caught lying easier. See that is why I can prove almost everything I say with photos. If not then I usually can do it someway. You make up shiot and can't prove anything. That is called being pathetic. Go have a drink. 8)
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yea I crfeid and had it taken off. You really are that stupid monkey, aren't you. You hoinestly think anything you do actually bothers me. It is like Goodrum doing something. You know that shit I took this morning meant more to me than you do Monkey. Are you that insecure where you constantly have to make up shit to make you feel better about yourself. Hey do this, make up another fight story like you do. I love it when you makeup how this happened to you and you kicked their ass or you saw a beating yet you did nothing. All this and no photos from you cell phone at least. Monkey when you make up shit you get caught lying easier. See that is why I can prove almost everything I say with photos. If not then I usually can do it someway. You make up shiot and can't prove anything. That is called being a pathetic Monkey. Go drink some piss, Monkey!8)
Fixed..
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yea I crfeid and had it taken off. You really are that stupid aren't you. You hoinestly think anything you do actually bothers me. It is like Goodrum doing something. You know that shit I took this morning meant more to me than you do. Are you that insecure where you constantly have to make up shit to make you feel better about yourself. Hey do this, make up another fight story like you do. I love it when you makeup how this happened to you and you kicked their ass or you saw a beating yet you did nothing. All this and no photos from you cell phone at least. Dude when you make up shit you get caught lying easier. See that is why I can prove almost everything I say with photos. If not then I usually can do it someway. You make up shiot and can't prove anything. That is called being pathetic. Go have a drink. 8)
Keith
it got taken down
who else would want it taken down? ummm a little logic here?
lol @ have a drink---little tough to accept I havent drank since 1994? I have no clue why you cant accept that, nor do I care.
and dont worry, you dont have to post pics, we know you are 514 pounds there Jabba
but in the end, name a single person who would want that pic taken down besides you---ya thats what I thought
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Keith
it got taken down
who else would want it taken down? ummm a little logic here?
lol @ have a drink---little tough to accept I havent drank since 1994? I have no clue why you cant accept that, nor do I care.
and dont worry, you dont have to post pics, we know you are 514 pounds there Jabba
but in the end, name a single person who would want that pic taken down besides you---ya thats what I thought
So an imbecile (you) puts a photo up of me. Now this is not the first photo of me , yet you think in your head that is was so disturning to me that I contacted a mod and cried to them to take it down because it hurt me so much. really are you that stupid or are you just fooling around. dude you think way to highly of yourself. you have to realize you do not matter here or anywhere else.
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So an imbecile (you) puts a photo up of me. Now this is not the first photo of me , yet you think in your head that is was so disturning to me that I contacted a mod and cried to them to take it down because it hurt me so much. really are you that stupid or are you just fooling around. dude you think way to highly of yourself. you have to realize you do not matter here or anywhere else.
a. no one else would want it down
b. I actually think quite low of myself
c. why do you think you matter more than anyone else on this planet?
d. why are you so angry? (ooo thats not supposed to be d)
wanna be e-friends?
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Keith is a fucking asshole the majority of the time.
Good guy in what sense of the word?
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yea I crfeid and had it taken off. You really are that stupid aren't you. You hoinestly think anything you do actually bothers me. It is like Goodrum doing something. You know that shit I took this morning meant more to me than you do. Are you that insecure where you constantly have to make up shit to make you feel better about yourself. Hey do this, make up another fight story like you do. I love it when you makeup how this happened to you and you kicked their ass or you saw a beating yet you did nothing. All this and no photos from you cell phone at least. Dude when you make up shit you get caught lying easier. See that is why I can prove almost everything I say with photos. If not then I usually can do it someway. You make up shiot and can't prove anything. That is called being pathetic. Go have a drink. 8)
You just can't resist mentioning his name, eh?
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Keith is a fucking asshole the majority of the time.
Good guy in what sense of the word?
Only to real assholes. Are you one of those too?
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Keith,
A little off-topic here, but how big (length) would you say your penis is when flaccid?
Thanks,
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Keith,
have you considered the biggest loser. I really think it would be a great opportunity for you. I'm serious no offense intended.
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Keith is a fucking asshole the majority of the time.
Good guy in what sense of the word?
hes only like that to his haters
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Only to real assholes. Are you one of those too?
No Keith i'm not. Although that isn't an entirely unbiased opinion, it is hard to be subjective when talking about oneself. :)
You just come across as very confrontational and bitter. I'm sure you are a decent enough fellow, everybody can get frustrated sometimes i guess.
Why don't you cut down on all of the unproductive stuff, like stalking Goodrum and constant penis sucking accusations?
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Keith,
A little off-topic here, but how big (length) would you say your penis is when flaccid?
Thanks,
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I hope this helps
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I hope this helps
Are you serious?
When did Keith post that?
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clock is on how long til this gets deleted
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I hope this helps
Hey nice self portrait there Che. good job. used macro?
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hey guys,
remember when noworries shaved his head for that Gillette campaign he did in 1967?
(http://www.rksportspromotions.com/BundyKingKongPix.jpg)
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noworries 05:54:47 PM Viewing their messages.
lol pming mods like a madman
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I hope this helps
I'm willing to bet any money that Keith has a very cute penis.
He isn't a bad looking man, so he probably has an adorable penis.
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noworries 05:54:47 PM Viewing their messages.
lol pming mods like a madman
haahaha man you are delusional. Are you still drinking. Hey with all that money you inherited what are you doing at home. By the way how did you inherit it. And work on your photoshop skills they suck. The funny thing is you don't have to touch any of your photos. You look like shit anyway. Once a drunk always a drunk.
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I'm willing to bet any money that Keith has a very cute penis.
He isn't a bad looking man, so he probably has an adorable penis.
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i make fun of him alot but i'm willing to bet if I met him that I would lose my shit
...I mean, he's so cuddly
he's such a Hot Bear too GRRRRR
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haahaha man you are delusional. Are you still drinking. Hey with all that money you inherited what are you doing at home. By the way how did you inherit it. And work on your photoshop skills they suck. The funny thing is you don't have to touch any of your photos. You look like shit anyway. Once a drunk always a drunk.
Keith
instead of being bitter and making false claims (me drinking?), why dont you go and establish who you once were?
and my photoshop skills are getting better. see I am not delusional, I know they are soso. I know I am not the best looking guy around. I however wasnt a drunk, I just quit cause drinking is lame, theres really no logic to it. I never knew inheriting money doesnt allow me to stay home, must be some new rule I missed. You sir, are an angry bitter man, and it shines through, metaphorically speaking.
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i make fun of him alot but i'm willing to bet if I met him that I would lose my shit
...I mean, he's so cuddly
he's such a Hot Bear too GRRRRR
Agreed. Keith looks like he might have an uncircumcised penis that probably resembles a dolphin..
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i make fun of him alot but i'm willing to bet if I met him that I would lose my shit
...I mean, he's so cuddly
he's such a Hot Bear too GRRRRR
in a non homo way of saying this
Keith was a decent looking guy at a weight of over 300 pounds and carried it well. I just cant fathom how he rubs his past in everyones face when its "the past" and his present is a sorry state of affairs. Especially when he has, I would guess, everything at his will to change his physical being.
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Agreed. Keith looks like he might have an uncircumcised penis that probably resembles a dolphin..
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I want to stand next to Keith so that way we could look like the Number 10
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What a MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Squating all but an empty sled and a 100lb Jillian Micheals ::) ::) ::)
i wish she would have slipped and feel mouth first on that fat dudes dick
(http://www.dietsinreview.com/diet_column/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lt-and-jillian.JPG)
jillina is non passable shemale
(http://thumbs.bigtitsreality.com/st/thumbs/050/0476863821.jpg)
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Agreed. Keith looks like he might have an uncircumcised penis that probably resembles a dolphin..
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You fell for the old my penis looks like a dolphin line again.... :o
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I want to stand next to Keith so that way we could look like the Number 10
it would be 01
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it would be 01
;D ;D
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/173600-1/Hulk_throws_bear.gif)
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i'm not gay or anything but if i were to meet keith I would have to hug him and not let go
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i'm not gay or anything but if i were to meet keith I would have to hug him and not let go
lol so you're a chubby chaser now ?
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lol so you're a chubby chaser now ?
hell yeah
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time for a cold shower
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i'm not gay or anything but if i were to meet keith I would have to hug him and not let go
gayest post of the past 15 minutes lol
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gayest post of the past 15 minutes lol
Hugging is not gay ADUB
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Hugging is not gay ADUB
It's only gay if I want it to be? ???
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Hugging is not gay ADUB
believe that.
or boxing would be more gay then mma ;D
TJING ;D
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boxing would be more gay then mma ;D
Impossible :)
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Impossible :)
I beg to differ, mma is man on man, boxing is a threeway apparently ;D
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Keith is fat. very fat.
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Keith is fat. very fat.
the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
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the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
is that why dogs always chase him around? Or is that cause his fingers smell like fried chicken grease?
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is that why dogs always chase him around? Or is that cause his fingers smell like fried chicken grease?
lol this
i only wish that keith was black because the cracks on him would be tremendous.
I could say shit like he almost bit his fingers off cuz he thought his hand was a kit kat bar
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lol this
i only wish that keith was black because the cracks on him would be tremendous.
I could say shit like he almost bit his fingers off cuz he thought his hand was a kit kat bar
Keith would be an ashy motha fawka if he was black. FACT.
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Keith,
Would you seriously be interested in making a run on The Biggest Loser?
I think it would be a wise move for you.
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Keith,
Would you seriously be interested in making a run on The Biggest Loser?
I think it would be a wise move for you.
I'm not sure about that whole "run" thing... but im sure he could ROLL on the Biggest Loser lol
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I'm not sure about that whole "run" thing... but im sure he could ROLL on the Biggest Loser lol
zing
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Keith is fat. very fat.
It's a spider bite, don't be insensitive.
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Did he died?
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Did he died?
ples forgive me my engrish not so gud
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you guys arent helping him with the letter. :-\
lets see if theres anything i forgot.
dear jillian,
once i wore a jacket that looked like something dolly parton would wear to a function where i was one of the celebraties. i was hob nobbing around with the likes of don king, tyson, and many others. i drove my ferarri there and allot of asian people stopped me along the way to take pictures of it. i dont understand why. anyways, please help me to be on the show. i promise i would work extra hard and i believe my story would help many others across the world who have also lost hope.
thanks,
sincerly keith,
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you guys arent helping him with the letter. :-\
You're beyond help.
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Keith would bring a lot of star power to the show.
Keith is a minor celebrity and could cause a minor stir.
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Keith would bring a lot of star power to the show.
Stars do have a lot of gravitational pull.
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Stars do have a lot of gravitational pull.
Thats just noworries sinking into the ground and gravity pulling everything toward him as he sinks.
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Keith,
Would you seriously be interested in making a run on The Biggest Loser?
I think it would be a wise move for you.
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If I were really overweight and could get on the show.. why the hell not?
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Keiths a cool guy but that was a funny fuckin letter
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Keith is a minor celebrity and could cause a minor stir.
Keith also takes major shits.
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Keith also takes major shits.
I once heard of a guy who could take a 5 pound shit and gain 10 pounds. He had a buffet table set up in his bathroom. Nice lad. Large man.