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Andrew Garfield, Spiderman 2012 :-\
(http://celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/a/andrew-emma-010411-2.jpg)
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Who is the brunette chick on the left ???
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Gayer than Off Topic Radio
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Hollywood should just shoot straight and cast Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus for the movie, then let the two also make the soundtrack.
Make the Spider-Man costume something todays kids will like, pink and yellow or shit and have the story about how Spidey falls in love with Hannah Montana and add some gay ass vampires.
It will sell billions and Hollywood can be happy.
Why even bother with staying with something that the actual Spiderman readers would like?
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Hollywood should just shoot straight and cast Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus for the movie, then let the two also make the soundtrack.
Make the Spider-Man costume something todays kids will like, pink and yellow or shit and have the story about how Spidey falls in love with Hannah Montana and add some gay ass vampires.
It will sell billions and Hollywood can be happy.
Why even bother with staying with something that the actual Spiderman readers would like?
Fucking 100% right on!!!... I don't know why they even pretend anymore... like you said, just cut to the chase.
throw in a cheesy.. cool gasoline explosion every 4.5 minutes and you have a blockbuster
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i didn't think they could get less manly than toby maguire - i was wrong
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Fucking 100% right on!!!... I don't know why they even pretend anymore... like you said, just cut to the chase.
throw in a cheesy.. cool gasoline explosion every 4.5 minutes and you have a blockbuster
gasoline exlplosions will scare the 9-12 year old girls, Hollywood's major audience today.
We need more firendship, love and so on.
Maybe Doc Oc could be a metrosexual nice guy who's sister got kidnapped, and in the end they find out she wasn't kidnapped but just got on the wrong bus and her cell phone batteries had benn low, then he is friends with Spidey/Justin Bieber and they go together to the Hannah Montana concert.
The girls will like that much more than Spidey and Oc kicking the living shit out of each other.
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You guys are just now figuring this out?
Hollywood puts out dumbed down, shit material for the sheeple. Stupid formula plots over and over and over.
That's why I don't own a TV and don't watch too many movies. Unplugged myself from the nonsense and the bullshit of pop-culture.
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i didn't think they could get less manly than toby maguire - i was wrong
QFT
To play a superhero you need to be either muscular or a badass like Clint Eastwood. You can't be a tiny-tit twink >:(
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Andrew Garfield, Spiderman 2012 :-\
(http://celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/a/andrew-emma-010411-2.jpg)
Well, Spiderman's alter-ego, Peter Parker, is supposed to be a skinny adolescent nerd with glasses who never gets the girl. Casting Tom Brady, Ethan Hawke, Matthew McConaughey or some other manly stud as Peter Parker would not be very loyal to the image of Peter Parker as he is described in the comic.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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gasoline exlplosions will scare the 9-12 year old girls, Hollywood's major audience today.
We need more firendship, love and so on.
Maybe Doc Oc could be a metrosexual nice guy who's sister got kidnapped, and in the end they find out she wasn't kidnapped but just got on the wrong bus and her cell phone batteries had benn low, then he is friends with Spidey/Justin Bieber and they go together to the Hannah Montana concert.
The girls will like that much more than Spidey and Oc kicking the living shit out of each other.
Hahahaha.. :) 'epic' storyline right there!! make sure doc oc has a nice manicure and plucked/shaped eyebrows and deckded out in dolce & gabbana with an iphone
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You guys are just now figuring this out?
Hollywood puts out dumbed down, shit material for the sheeple. Stupid formula plots over and over and over.
That's why I don't own a TV and don't watch too many movies. Unplugged myself from the nonsense and the bullshit of pop-culture.
While you are correct about 90% of what Hollywood churns out there were some great films that came out this year, Black Swan, The Fighter, True Grit (was pretty decent, not the best Cohen Bros film, but good), etc.
Hollywood has been doing this for decades, there's nothing new to this formula.
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While you are correct about 90% of what Hollywood churns out there were some great films that came out this year, Black Swan, The Fighter, True Grit (was pretty decent, not the best Cohen Bros film, but good), etc.
Hollywood has been doing this for decades, there's nothing new to this formula.
It's funny but I remember learning the 'typical' hollywood movie structure in grade 6 or 7 when we were studying english writing/composition, each story follows a protagonist pitted against an antagonist (in some cases, himself when he is conflicted internally) and there is a love interest involved which the protagonist loses (usually to the antagonist) and has to get her back, etc. etc.
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It's funny but I remember learning the 'typical' hollywood movie structure in grade 6 or 7 when we were studying english writing/composition, each story follows a protagonist pitted against an antagonist (in some cases, himself when he is conflicted internally) and there is a love interest involved which the protagonist loses (usually to the antagonist) and has to get her back, etc. etc.
But these kind of typical structures are to be expected. Watch any movie or series and there is always some kind of problem, a dilemma present. This is how things work, very basic.
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It's funny but I remember learning the 'typical' hollywood movie structure in grade 6 or 7 when we were studying english writing/composition, each story follows a protagonist pitted against an antagonist (in some cases, himself when he is conflicted internally) and there is a love interest involved which the protagonist loses (usually to the antagonist) and has to get her back, etc. etc.
lol!
That really does describe every movie there is... recent ones like avatar and karate kid.
Brutal cookie cutter formula
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Well, Spiderman's alter-ego, Peter Parker, is supposed to be a skinny adolescent nerd with glasses who never gets the girl. Casting Tom Brady, Ethan Hawke, Matthew McConaughey or some other manly stud as Peter Parker would not be very loyal to the image of Peter Parker as he is described in the comic.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
This is true, which is why I never liked the spiderman character and movies.
I don't know why all the whining in this thread
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Hollywood should just shoot straight and cast Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus for the movie, then let the two also make the soundtrack.
Make the Spider-Man costume something todays kids will like, pink and yellow or shit and have the story about how Spidey falls in love with Hannah Montana and add some gay ass vampires.
It will sell billions and Hollywood can be happy.
Why even bother with staying with something that the actual Spiderman readers would like?
BEST POST EVER!
They could also build a "talent" show around this new spiderman movie...
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BEST POST EVER!
They could also build a "talent" show around this new spiderman movie...
Great idea.
The Green Goblin hosts a talent show in which little girls are told they cannot sing, then Justin Bieber aka Spidey swings (no pun intended) into the show and sings for the girls.
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Eh for this movie it makes sense....Peter Parker was a twink before he got bit.
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Great idea.
The Green Goblin hosts a talent show in which little girls are told they cannot sing, then Justin Bieber aka Spidey swings (no pun intended) into the show and sings for the girls.
And during every possible chance you have to call and vote (about everyting, one call would cost around 20 usd. Also every child would be "invited" to join a special spidey club in which the membership fee is 200 usd (not including the weekly magazines etc.) and they would have to "help" spidey fight the vampires...
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Eh for this movie it makes sense....Peter Parker was a twink before he got bit.
Are you saying they film the first 20 minutes with him off the sauce and then put him on a gh15 cycle for 4 months and film the rest to make it look right??
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/spiderman_aunt_may_mary_jane_watson_Marvel_comic_cover.jpg)
(http://www.wallpaper-network.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spiderman-webshot-wallpaper.jpg)
Looks like trenbolona hghona cannonball dlts on this fella for me:
(http://www.comicbooked.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/816_the_Spider-Man1.jpeg)
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And during every possible chance you have to call and vote (about everyting, one call would cost around 20 usd. Also every child would be "invited" to join a special spidey club in which the membership fee is 200 usd (not including the weekly magazines etc.) and they would have to "help" spidey fight the vampires...
great idea, i don't even think that it would bother many of todays teenagers to "vote" during a movie screening for anything.
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They dont need a Ferrigno-Arnold build like actor, But really, they SHOULD hire a Sean Connery/Tom Sellek type of male actor! This Twin is a joke for Manhood in montion picture.......
Whan an Action hero ! LOL
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I think someone like Mark Dugdale or better yet Dexter Jackson could play Peter Parker "pre" bite and someone like Markus Rühl could/should play him after he got bit... Yes, i can see it now Rühl running down the hallway of some highschool...
PS. I'm serious.great idea, i don't even think that it would bother many of todays teenagers to "vote" during a movie screening for anything.
Thanks, and no it would not bother todays kids... They would even be lost to the irony, (if they knew what it means).
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whats next, getting Topher grace to play venom? ::)
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Ahhhh the next Jewish superstar.. He'll be in 4-5 movies in the next year.. watch ;)
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let us not forget, from Marvel comics:
Real Name:
Peter Benjamin Parker
Height:
5'10"
Weight:
167 lbs.
Eyes:
Hazel
Hair:
Brown
Citizenship
U.S.A.
Place of Birth:
Forest Hills, New York
not exactly The Hulk.
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Hollywood should just shoot straight and cast Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus for the movie, then let the two also make the soundtrack.
Make the Spider-Man costume something todays kids will like, pink and yellow or shit and have the story about how Spidey falls in love with Hannah Montana and add some gay ass vampires.
It will sell billions and Hollywood can be happy.
Why even bother with staying with something that the actual Spiderman readers would like?
Throw in an unfunny cameo by Seth Rogen and a stupid Nicolas Cage wizard character and you've hit the nail right on the head.
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whats next, getting Topher grace to play venom? ::)
After that "Venom" and the black costume and how they fucked it up i hated Hollywood for a long time, and haven't watched the Spider-Man movies again.
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After that "Venom" and the black costume and how they fucked it up i hated Hollywood for a long time, and haven't watched the Spider-Man movies again.
yes that movie was gay as hell, totally ruined
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let us not forget, from Marvel comics:
Real Name:
Peter Benjamin Parker
Height:
5'10"
Weight:
167 lbs.
Eyes:
Hazel
Hair:
Brown
Citizenship
U.S.A.
Place of Birth:
Forest Hills, New York
not exactly The Hulk.
I would still enjoy seeing Markus Ruhl swinging from a web as Spidey. :D
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After that "Venom" and the black costume and how they fucked it up i hated Hollywood for a long time, and haven't watched the Spider-Man movies again.
A very big and muscular, brain eatingVenom would have have made everybody watching jealous and scream "Steriods!"
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Hollywood should just shoot straight and cast Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus for the movie, then let the two also make the soundtrack.
Make the Spider-Man costume something todays kids will like, pink and yellow or shit and have the story about how Spidey falls in love with Hannah Montana and add some gay ass vampires.
It will sell billions and Hollywood can be happy.
Why even bother with staying with something that the actual Spiderman readers would like?
yeah because you "grown up manly men" would prefer to see leather costumes wearing, huge , vascular, jacked men manhandling each others ...like it's any better. Dont you "guys" have something better to do at your age than caring about who s going to play in a super hero movie in the first place...
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yeah because you "grown up manly men" would rpefer to see leather costumes wearing, huge , vascular, jacked men manhandling each others ...like it's any better.
Yeah, the X-Men movies were much better, especially the X-Men Origins.
So you prefer little pre-puberty kids? :-X :-X :-X
Fuck off and watch the "Twilight" movies while listenting to Justin Bieber, you sicko.
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Yeah, the X-Men movies were much better, especially the X-Men Origins.
So you prefer little pre-puberty kids? :-X :-X :-X
Fuck off and watch the "Twilight" movies while listenting to Justin Bieber, you sicko.
i dont prefer anything i dont watch tv or movies since 8 years. It's for low social class idiots with nothing to do in their lives than pay to be brainwashed emotionnaly. Im not the one whining on the internent because actors in his" favorite hero movies arent manly enough".
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i dont prefer anything i dont watch tv or movies since 8 years. It's for low social class idiots with nothing to do in their lives than pay to be brainwashed emotionnaly. Im not the one whining on the internent because actors in his" favorite hero movies arent manly enough".
LOL, i love these people who think they are more intellectual than others because they don't watch TV or movies.
Get real, idiot.
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Electro teaser
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Electro teaser
it looks campy like all the marvel movies. dc has the lock down on the dark universe. 8)
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Thats Jamie Foxx isn't it?
UGH....fucking waste...
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Who is the brunette chick on the left ???
your mom ???