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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Juruth on May 31, 2011, 01:05:58 PM
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Jay Cutler sits in a chair,
Pulled in front of a window,
Staring at the lawn, wondering,
Does the grass hurt when people step
On it?
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Jay as a meditating buddhist? LMAO!
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An elderly man walks,
Past Jay Cutler's house,
From behind the gray screen Jay yells to him,
"Do doggies go to Heaven?"
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LOL What is this BS ???
I don't think Jay has time to meditate.
Jay is a work horse, he constantly pushes himself forward. That's why he is loaded while you're not.
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With a shawl thrown about his shoulders,
Jay Cutler stares into a bowl of alphabet soup,
Pondering the word 'XAJKVIOLK'
Then he smiles.
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lol love it!
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Keep them, comin', jeruth ! Such poetry ! I'm lovin' it !!
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Lol - funny shit! ;D
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With a shawl thrown about his shoulders,
Jay Cutler stares into a bowl of alphabet soup,
Pondering the word 'XAJKVIOLK'
Then he smiles.
i have to admit i laughed here.
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Pretty weird but somehow funny
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Dressed in a
White Tuxedo,
Jay Cutler enters
An AA Meeting
And begins handing out
Bottles of Scotch.
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Dressed in a
White Tuxedo,
Jay Cutler enters
An AA Meeting
And begins handing out
Bottles of Scotch.
haha :D
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Dressed in a
White Tuxedo,
Jay Cutler enters
An AA Meeting
And begins handing out
Bottles of Scotch.
this thread has no where near the same quality as the craiggers thread...... but this one made me laugh.....keep em comin' juruth
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YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?
And what do you call this 'poetry' which really isn't funny but makes you laugh. Is there a name for it?
Good job, J.
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YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?
And what do you call this 'poetry' which really isn't funny but makes you laugh. Is there a name for it?
Good job, J.
haha ...... no!
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lmao! what a weirdo.
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I fucking love juruth/jewit....LMAO @ them all....You fucking nutcase...keep em coming....They're even better when I'm high.
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;D ;D ;D
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Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
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Can you poop with a tampon in?
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Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
;D ;D ;D
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Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.
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Haha. That's a great one!
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this is pure gold. Keep 'em coming.
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Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
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Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
lol
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Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.
lmao, hey juruth update this shit please ;D
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In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.
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lollz
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In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.
lmao!.....MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol lol ;D ;D ;D
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Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.
;D ;D ;D
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haha keep em coming
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Holy crap this guy is hilarious!
I wish I could understand the context. Just LMAO!
What about when Jay is old and washed up? How will that go?
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a bodybuilder cant get old
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Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
LOL. I want a reefer of what this guy is smoking. ;D
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cant believe this thread isnt bumped yet. only gay people on this shitty forum
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cant believe this thread isnt bumped yet. only gay people on this shitty forum
We're all waiting for your poem about the fridge
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Beatniks poetry!! Impressive 8) !!! I can't reach this level!! Like to try but I dare not..
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Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
LMAO
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cant believe this thread isnt bumped yet. only gay people on this shitty forum
Agree. This thread = juruth's funniest one yet.
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YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?
Rhyming poetry = shit
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In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.
holy shit! lol!!
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In a crowded Department Store
At Christmas Time
Jay Cutler In A Santa Clause Suit
Sits Young Tots On His Lap
And Whispers In Their Ears
That They Shall wind Up
In Prison
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In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.
Haha I snorted I laughed so hard :D
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In a crowded Department Store
At Christmas Time
Jay Cutler In A Santa Clause Suit
Sits Young Tots On His Lap
And Whispers In Their Ears
That They Shall wind Up
In Prison
lol
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Jay Cutler enter
A bowling alley
Puts on a pair of
X-Ray Vision Glasses
And lets out a loud
Cat call
As he stares
At the naked Candle pins
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Good material for The Big Lebowski II
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keep it going
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Bump. I need more laughs.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=170623.0;attach=198370;image)
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(http://www.rightcelebrity.com/wp-content/photos/Bret_Michaels_.jpg)
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YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?
And what do you call this 'poetry' which really isn't funny but makes you laugh. Is there a name for it?
Good job, J.
Wow i hope you are kidding, if not that must be the most stupid statement ever.
Funny fucking thread btw Juruth.
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A mighty Emperor
Once called for a banquet,
He didn't know there was a shortage of cattle,
The royal chefs fretted,
Until Jay Cutler walked past,
They threw a net over him,
Cut off his head
And served it as a Roast Beef.
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A mighty Emperor
Once called for a banquet,
He didn't know there was a shortage of cattle,
The royal chefs fretted,
Until Jay Cutler walked past,
They threw a net over him,
Cut off his head
And served it as a Roast Beef.
This one is a little creppy
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Strange stuff lol...I don't get it.
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Strange stuff lol...I don't get it.
Your name explains...
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=170623.0;attach=198370;image)
Kerry gets Jay only the Best Shit. You won't see Jay shooting Black Market Oil like Nasser.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=170623.0;attach=198370;image)
love the Photoshop.. right? :-\
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Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
on major ketosis ,,, it possible
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Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
One of the best posts ever. :)
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Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.
I have to be honest.......... I am amazed.
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From a high altitude,
Jay Cutler is pushed
From an airplane
With no parachute.
His head smashes Into the rocks,
He shakes it off,
And goes about his business.
Lol...that fridge is one tough SOB.
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This is the thread that the annoying POS Maddy stole his/her current style of posting from. Like Homotron, Maddy is a weak kunt with no identity.
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Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
pure genius right here
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Sitting in the baby changing
room at Starbucks,
Jay Cutler
Forcefully excavates,
Then wonders
Which is more difficult,
Natural childbirth
Or keto poos?
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Sitting in the baby changing
room at Starbucks,
Jay Cutler
Forcefully excavates,
Then wonders
Which is more difficult,
Natural childbirth
Or keto poos?
hi juruth
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Fuck wrong account
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Fuck wrong account
That's a nice outing ;D
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In the high passes,
Jay Cutler throws
a salami into a diaper
The world shakes,
Cutler walks
Through pee mist
And journeys
Into a fridge
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juruth needs to post more of these. Really epic stuff.
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Jay Cutler
a man above means
taught me how life is supposed to be
and angel bound in muscle
is he just a dream?