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Title: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on May 31, 2011, 01:05:58 PM
Jay Cutler sits in a chair,
Pulled in front of a window,
Staring at the lawn, wondering,
Does the grass hurt when people step
On it?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 31, 2011, 01:09:57 PM
Jay as a meditating buddhist? LMAO!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on May 31, 2011, 01:40:21 PM
An elderly man walks,
Past Jay Cutler's house,
From behind the gray screen Jay yells to him,
"Do doggies go to Heaven?"
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: mass243 on May 31, 2011, 01:46:59 PM
LOL What is this BS  ???

I don't think Jay has time to meditate.

Jay is a work horse, he constantly pushes himself forward. That's why he is loaded while you're not.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on May 31, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
With a shawl thrown about his shoulders,
Jay Cutler stares into a bowl of alphabet soup,
Pondering the word 'XAJKVIOLK'
Then he smiles.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Game Time on May 31, 2011, 02:14:49 PM
lol love it!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on May 31, 2011, 02:23:37 PM
Keep them, comin', jeruth ! Such poetry ! I'm lovin' it !!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: JasonH on May 31, 2011, 02:49:04 PM
Lol - funny shit!  ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Natural Man on May 31, 2011, 03:11:52 PM
With a shawl thrown about his shoulders,
Jay Cutler stares into a bowl of alphabet soup,
Pondering the word 'XAJKVIOLK'
Then he smiles.

i have to admit i laughed here.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: el numero uno on May 31, 2011, 03:14:09 PM
Pretty weird but somehow funny
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on May 31, 2011, 07:12:10 PM
Dressed in a
White Tuxedo,
Jay Cutler enters
An AA Meeting
And begins handing out
Bottles of Scotch.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: makaveli25 on May 31, 2011, 07:13:53 PM
Dressed in a
White Tuxedo,
Jay Cutler enters
An AA Meeting
And begins handing out
Bottles of Scotch.

haha  :D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: monstercalves on May 31, 2011, 07:20:48 PM
Dressed in a
White Tuxedo,
Jay Cutler enters
An AA Meeting
And begins handing out
Bottles of Scotch.

this thread has no where near the same quality as the craiggers thread...... but this one made me laugh.....keep em comin' juruth
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: stuntmovie on May 31, 2011, 07:45:38 PM
YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?

And what do you call this 'poetry' which really isn't funny but makes you laugh. Is there a name for it?

Good job, J.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: monstercalves on May 31, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?

And what do you call this 'poetry' which really isn't funny but makes you laugh. Is there a name for it?

Good job, J.


haha ...... no!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Meso_z on May 31, 2011, 09:15:15 PM
lmao! what a weirdo.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Wiggs on May 31, 2011, 09:17:11 PM
I fucking love juruth/jewit....LMAO @ them all....You fucking nutcase...keep em coming....They're even better when I'm high.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: _bruce_ on June 01, 2011, 02:28:41 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on June 01, 2011, 07:11:17 PM
Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Nirvana on June 01, 2011, 07:13:03 PM
Can you poop with a tampon in?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: _bruce_ on June 02, 2011, 07:40:26 AM
Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on June 03, 2011, 03:21:27 AM
Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes  a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Karpaasi on June 03, 2011, 03:25:10 AM
Haha. That's a great one!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 AM
this is pure gold. Keep 'em coming.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 03, 2011, 03:34:13 AM
Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes  a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.



Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: dj181 on June 03, 2011, 03:55:34 AM
Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.


lol
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: el numero uno on June 03, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes  a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.


lmao, hey juruth update this shit please  ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on July 10, 2011, 07:02:26 PM
In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: PJim on July 10, 2011, 07:05:11 PM
lollz
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Wiggs on July 10, 2011, 07:06:44 PM
In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.

lmao!.....MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: SF1900 on July 10, 2011, 08:34:15 PM
lol lol  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: _bruce_ on July 12, 2011, 01:26:39 AM
Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes  a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Tito24 on July 12, 2011, 02:08:43 AM
haha keep em coming
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: dyslexic on July 12, 2011, 03:51:34 AM
Holy crap this guy is hilarious!

I wish I could understand the context. Just LMAO!


What about when Jay is old and washed up? How will that go?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Tito24 on July 12, 2011, 03:54:00 AM
a bodybuilder cant get old
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: dr.chimps on July 12, 2011, 04:31:15 AM
Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.
LOL. I want a reefer of what this guy is smoking.    ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Tito24 on July 12, 2011, 08:14:26 AM
cant believe this thread isnt bumped yet. only gay people on this shitty forum
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 12, 2011, 09:04:03 AM
cant believe this thread isnt bumped yet. only gay people on this shitty forum

We're all waiting for your poem about the fridge
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 12, 2011, 12:22:31 PM
Beatniks poetry!! Impressive  8) !!!  I can't reach this level!! Like to try but I dare not..
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: lesaucer on July 12, 2011, 01:02:46 PM
Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

LMAO
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: kiwiol on July 12, 2011, 01:09:32 PM
cant believe this thread isnt bumped yet. only gay people on this shitty forum

Agree. This thread = juruth's funniest one yet.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Van_Bilderass on July 12, 2011, 01:55:18 PM
YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?



Rhyming poetry = shit
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Rami on July 12, 2011, 02:09:43 PM
In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.

holy shit! lol!!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: dyslexic on July 12, 2011, 05:06:40 PM
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on July 27, 2011, 08:14:01 PM
In a crowded Department Store
At Christmas Time
Jay Cutler In A Santa Clause Suit
Sits Young Tots On His Lap
And Whispers In Their Ears
That They Shall wind Up
In Prison
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: makaveli25 on July 27, 2011, 08:19:19 PM
In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.

Haha I snorted I laughed so hard  :D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: PJim on July 27, 2011, 08:34:20 PM
In a crowded Department Store
At Christmas Time
Jay Cutler In A Santa Clause Suit
Sits Young Tots On His Lap
And Whispers In Their Ears
That They Shall wind Up
In Prison

lol
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on August 20, 2011, 11:30:29 AM
Jay Cutler enter
A bowling alley
Puts on a pair of
X-Ray Vision Glasses
And lets out a loud
Cat call
As he stares
At the naked Candle pins
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 20, 2011, 12:01:58 PM
Good material for The Big Lebowski II
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Rami on August 20, 2011, 12:08:46 PM
keep it going
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Wiggs on August 20, 2011, 03:26:41 PM
Bump. I need more laughs.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Tito24 on August 21, 2011, 05:04:30 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=170623.0;attach=198370;image)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 21, 2011, 07:16:22 AM
(http://www.rightcelebrity.com/wp-content/photos/Bret_Michaels_.jpg)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Jaime on August 21, 2011, 07:34:53 AM
YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?

And what do you call this 'poetry' which really isn't funny but makes you laugh. Is there a name for it?

Good job, J.


Wow i hope you are kidding, if not that must be the most stupid statement ever.

Funny fucking thread btw Juruth.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Juruth on August 25, 2011, 08:34:21 PM
A mighty Emperor
Once called for a banquet,
He didn't know there was a shortage of cattle,
The royal chefs fretted,
Until Jay Cutler walked past,
They threw a net over him,
Cut off his head
And served it as a Roast Beef.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: el numero uno on August 25, 2011, 08:47:47 PM
A mighty Emperor
Once called for a banquet,
He didn't know there was a shortage of cattle,
The royal chefs fretted,
Until Jay Cutler walked past,
They threw a net over him,
Cut off his head
And served it as a Roast Beef.

This one is a little creppy
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Your Average GymRat on August 26, 2011, 11:43:10 AM
Strange stuff lol...I don't get it.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: JAM on August 26, 2011, 11:59:43 AM
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 26, 2011, 01:28:21 PM
Strange stuff lol...I don't get it.

Your name explains...
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: G_Thang on August 26, 2011, 01:30:30 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=170623.0;attach=198370;image)

Kerry gets Jay only the Best Shit. You won't see Jay shooting Black Market Oil like Nasser.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Rami on August 26, 2011, 06:54:14 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=170623.0;attach=198370;image)

love the Photoshop.. right?  :-\
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Benoitlapierre on August 26, 2011, 10:20:13 PM
Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

on major ketosis ,,, it possible
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: blackpele on August 27, 2011, 09:53:40 AM
Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

One of the best posts ever. :)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: blackpele on August 27, 2011, 09:57:10 AM
Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes  a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.


I have to be honest.......... I am amazed.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: Wiggs on August 31, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
From a high altitude,
Jay Cutler is pushed
From an airplane
With no parachute.
His head smashes Into the rocks,
He shakes it off,
And goes about his business.
 


Lol...that fridge is one tough SOB.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: The Idol on May 23, 2013, 04:48:31 AM
This is the thread that the annoying POS Maddy stole his/her current style of posting from. Like Homotron, Maddy is a weak kunt with no identity.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: dj181 on May 23, 2013, 04:50:48 AM
Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

pure genius right here
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: BigCyp on May 24, 2013, 01:35:45 AM
Sitting in the baby changing
room at Starbucks,
Jay Cutler
Forcefully excavates,
Then wonders
Which is more difficult,
Natural childbirth
Or keto poos?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: dj181 on May 24, 2013, 01:43:20 AM
Sitting in the baby changing
room at Starbucks,
Jay Cutler
Forcefully excavates,
Then wonders
Which is more difficult,
Natural childbirth
Or keto poos?


hi juruth
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: BigCyp on May 24, 2013, 01:47:12 AM
Fuck wrong account
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 24, 2013, 01:56:26 AM
Fuck wrong account

That's a nice outing ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: slaveboy1980 on May 24, 2013, 03:22:37 AM
In the high passes,
Jay Cutler throws
a salami into a diaper
The world shakes,
Cutler walks
Through  pee mist
And journeys
Into a fridge
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 24, 2013, 03:25:17 AM
juruth needs to post more of these. Really epic stuff.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life
Post by: dj181 on May 24, 2013, 03:26:17 AM
Jay Cutler
a man above means
taught me how life is supposed to be
and angel bound in muscle
is he just a dream?