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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Doug_Steele on August 23, 2011, 09:22:24 PM
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Ohio Man Rams A Store With A Semi Truck So He Can Steal An $800 Synthetic Vagina
Ah, Ohio. Home of the drunken werewolf and the teacher who sprayed cops with her breast milk. Now the Smash and Grab Sex Toy Thief of Lorain County joins them.
Fox 8 Cleveland explains:
"Definitely weird. It's kind of crazy to steal a vehicle that's that expensive to break into a story to get some kind of sex toy," said Det. Tony Kovacs, with the Lorain County Sheriff's Department.
John Tirbaso, who owns JT Container Recycling in Elyria, got a call from deputies early Monday morning. He was told his semi-truck had been stolen and used to drive through a building for a burglary.
"I even said, 'Wow, you know this economy is bad, I guess this stuff is going to happen', then, when he told me what happened it just threw me off," Tirbaso said.
"[The burglar] used it to back into the AdultMart, smashing the glass door of the store and ran inside to steal a sex toy basically," Kovacs said.
When asked to describe it, Kovacs said, "It's basically the lower half of a female body."
Supposedly the thief returned the truck—being a good Christian, after all—and then fled on foot, clutching his booty. Never change, people of Ohio.
http://deadspin.com/5833766/ (http://deadspin.com/5833766/)
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Lots of weird people in this state, also one of the first places to deep fry a hamburger.
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An $800 vagina? Was he going to marry it? Fuck!
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Lots of weird people in this state
That's one reason why I moved from there!
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An $800 fake vagina? Was he going to marry it? Fuck!
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If he was that hard up, he could have spent far, far, far less for a hooker
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Was it the Casey Anthony rubber Vag edition?
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Shit I was hoping for pics of fine lookin hoes when I saw a Doug Steele thread :'(
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If he was that hard up, he could have spent far, far, far less for a hooker
Maybe the pussy was afraid of an std, just roll the dice.
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Wheres Greta,and all the whiny libtard Hollyweird activists??? ??? ??? ::) ::)
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The town is conservative. They voted for Trump..the town isn't important. Meanwhile u have buttajudge give a speech about hiring minorities for transportation jobs...he completely ignores what happened in Ohio. Look up his speech..it's insane. Terrible administration. Then the other day they blamed the derailment on trump saying that he lowered the safety Standards of trains
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The town is conservative. They voted for Trump..the town isn't important. Meanwhile u have buttajudge give a speech about hiring minorities for transportation jobs...he completely ignores what happened in Ohio. Look up his speech..it's insane. Terrible administration. Then the other day they blamed the derailment on trump saying that he lowered the safety Standards of trains
Dumbest perverts in existence (Libturdz).
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Wheres Greta,and all the whiny libtard Hollyweird activists??? ??? ??? ::) ::)
How the fuck did you remember a 12 year old thread?
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How the fuck did you remember a 12 year old thread?
I dont... :D
Was looking for the Ohio train thread, but I'm impatient... This one popped when searching... ;D
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https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1626356622279819264?s=20