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Title: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 03:12:01 AM
Fucking hell one of my direct reports is married to a drop dead gorgeous Japanese girl meet her in the last powerlunch we went, not only is
she good to look at she also cooks for him and creates his lunch every morning.
He just dropped over to my office casually holding a big bag in his hand going ... Nico how about some suishi?!?
I go like why the fuck not?

She just made sushi this morning and OMG IT WAS GLIORIOUS
I asked him - why is she cooking sushi for you?
He: Ah she does that ever morning !!!!

MOTHERFUCKER~!!!

Slightly related

Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: DK II on September 13, 2011, 03:23:15 AM
BOOM!!!!


Japanese girls are the best.
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 03:26:01 AM
BOOM!!!!


Japanese girls are the best.

Lol I knew you be in this threat like flies on shit :D

Fucking hell the sushi was gorgeous!!!
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: DK II on September 13, 2011, 03:32:18 AM
Lol I knew you be in this threat like flies on shit :D

Fucking hell the sushi was gorgeous!!!

You should taste the "sushi".  ;D ;D ;D


I am guilty though, the women here are addictive.
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 13, 2011, 03:37:03 AM
I was waiting for a happy ending  :-\

Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 13, 2011, 03:38:03 AM
op, are you 16?
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 03:42:07 AM
op, are you 16?

stfu you smelly fucking no good cunt
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: DK II on September 13, 2011, 03:43:12 AM
op, are you 16?


LOL, look who's talking, the f@ggot that asks for advice how to handle bar keepers and who's afraid of his friend.
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 03:48:50 AM
And stop with this whole "OP" shit - it was cute for a minute or two but really doesn't work
in a forum such as Getbig.
Not that I blame you for not understand it ::) but in forums like 4chan etc it makes sense since nobody wants to fucking either quote or call out the "number"
Calling the "original poster" OP in a forum like Getbig makes you look like a newfag

You mad? Yeah you mad
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: 240 is Back on September 13, 2011, 04:28:53 AM
ive never seen the attraction of japanese girls in porn.  they make poodle noises, not sure how i feel about that.
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 13, 2011, 04:30:19 AM
I think Asian girls are ugly less attractive...
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 13, 2011, 04:37:41 AM
I think Asian girls are ugly less attractive...

You find the girl in my vid less attractive than boerin Karin ???
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 04:40:36 AM
ive never seen the attraction of japanese girls in porn.  they make poodle noises, not sure how i feel about that.

Doesn't work for me as well - I guess its a pedo thing, no offense to DK tho
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 13, 2011, 04:41:35 AM
Doesn't work for me as well - I guess its a pedo thing, no offense to DK tho
this
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: DK II on September 13, 2011, 04:44:08 AM
Doesn't work for me as well - I guess its a pedo thing, no offense to DK tho

Seriously though, i noever got that with the funny noises (quieken in German).

I watch them without sound, the dialogues in Japanese porn are fucking annoying.

"Yes, fuck me with your big cock!!"   "ahh it hurts, it's soo deep."

::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 13, 2011, 04:45:25 AM
Seriously though, i noever got that with the funny noises (quieken in German).

I watch them without sound, the dialogues in Japanese porn are fucking annoying.

"Yes, fuck me with your big cock!!"   "ahh it hurts, it's soo deep."

::) ::) ::)


You could play one of those Arnold prank calls while at it....
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Xerxes on September 13, 2011, 04:48:49 AM
And stop with this whole "OP" shit - it was cute for a minute or two but really doesn't work
in a forum such as Getbig.
Not that I blame you for not understand it ::) but in forums like 4chan etc it makes sense since nobody wants to fucking either quote or call out the "number"
Calling the "original poster" OP in a forum like Getbig makes you look like a newfag

You mad? Yeah you mad
Lol'd
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 04:50:45 AM
Seriously though, i noever got that with the funny noises (quieken in German).

I watch them without sound, the dialogues in Japanese porn are fucking annoying.

"Yes, fuck me with your big cock!!"   "ahh it hurts, it's soo deep."

::) ::) ::)



^^
Title: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 04:53:33 AM
>cracked on off
>Wife comes in
>What are you doing
>uh...
>Well let me help you out here big boy

Got best blow job ever like a boss

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lO2-nloXdQ4/Tl5bkRLPWcI/AAAAAAAAA8k/lGAT-BpPT6M/s1600/fuck_yeah_.jpg)

Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Swlabr on September 13, 2011, 04:54:08 AM
;D ;D
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: WillGrant on September 13, 2011, 04:59:30 AM
(http://hostingc.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-04/7375a_aaa.jpg)
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: noc on September 13, 2011, 05:09:18 AM
Presumably still aroused from watching your mother take it up the shitter.
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 13, 2011, 05:11:21 AM
just admit it, you were whacking it to the image of your dad pwning your mom.
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 13, 2011, 05:12:17 AM
just admit it, you were whacking it to the image of your dad pwning your mom.
I warned you about that post, Stark...
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:15:47 AM
I warned you about that post, Stark...

I know it was well meet, I just don't listen to peoples advice.

Like a fucking boss
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: 240 is Back on September 13, 2011, 05:23:05 AM
ANY time a woman walks in on jerking, her instant job is to present mouth/breasts  or ass up position for finishing purposes.

it works the other way too.  If you walk in on your chick knocking one out, you have a duty to finish on her, for her pleasure of course.
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:25:49 AM
ANY time a woman walks in on jerking, her instant job is to present mouth/breasts  or ass up position for finishing purposes.

it works the other way too.  If you walk in on your chick knocking one out, you have a duty to finish on her, for her pleasure of course.

Give you another little anecdote:

>Two weeks ago
>Holiday time Latvia
>Wife and me take a walk in the woods
>She: kinda horny
>Me: Lets go over there
>Fucking like rabbits for 5 min with zero foreplay as every man likes it
>She: Did you just cum inside of me?
>Me: Yup :)
>She: oh alright than

Jurassic PARK!!! Like a Boss

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lO2-nloXdQ4/Tl5bkRLPWcI/AAAAAAAAA8k/lGAT-BpPT6M/s1600/fuck_yeah_.jpg)
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: MORTALCOIL on September 13, 2011, 05:27:29 AM
>cracked on off
>Wife comes in
>What are you doing
>uh...
>Well let me help you out here big boy

Got best blow job ever like a boss

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lO2-nloXdQ4/Tl5bkRLPWcI/AAAAAAAAA8k/lGAT-BpPT6M/s1600/fuck_yeah_.jpg)



I believe you, Stark, except for that "big boy" part.
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:28:32 AM
I believe you, Stark, except for that "big boy" part.

her words not mine
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2011, 05:38:20 AM
I swear half of starks posts are copy and pastes from 4chan
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:40:19 AM
I swear half of starks posts are copy and pastes from 4chan

Who says it wasn't me on 4chan? lol I'm more on 4chan than on Getbig /k/omrade of course not a /b/ tard

Edit: Oh and since you say I copy and paste were's the threat on 4chan?  You shitkicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' guy you

:D
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Bam-bam on September 13, 2011, 05:42:13 AM
so you got a BJ from............ your wife, how exciting....
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:43:02 AM
so you got a BJ from............ your wife, how exciting....

Like a boss!!!
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: BayGBM on September 13, 2011, 05:44:39 AM
From 2009 -

but felt very embarrassed watching the O this year.  wife walked in when Kai was posing, and he was patting his own ass, then started pulling his thong up his ass crack.

my wife said what the hell is this?  i felt like i was caught watching gay porn or some shit.  and i find myself defending myself, saying this was the most prestigious bodybuilding event in the world!

;D
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:45:43 AM

;D


LOL posted 2009 :D How do you remember that stuff
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Bam-bam on September 13, 2011, 05:47:04 AM
Like a boss!!!

hell muthafucking yea

Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2011, 05:47:41 AM
Who says it wasn't me on 4chan? lol I'm more on 4chan than on Getbig /k/omrade of course not a /b/ tard

Edit: Oh and since you say I copy and paste were's the threat on 4chan?  You shitkicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' #### you

:D

HAHA ok /b/ tard, your deception isnt working with me  ;D

(http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/1952171/img/Picture-Box/you-raff-you-ruse.jpg)
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:47:59 AM
hell muthafucking yea



lol brilliant :D
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: kiwiol on September 13, 2011, 05:48:08 AM

;D


lol
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:51:40 AM
HAHA ok /b/ tard, your deception isnt working with me  ;D

(http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/1952171/img/Picture-Box/you-raff-you-ruse.jpg)

The only time I am on /b/ is if I am looking for lolis :D
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2011, 05:52:20 AM
The only time I am on /b/ is if I am looking for lolis :D

With or without tenticles?
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:57:43 AM
With or without tenticles?

lol touché
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: WillGrant on September 13, 2011, 06:01:06 AM
The only time I am on /b/ is if I am looking for lolis :D
What are these lolis you speak of ?
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Xerxes on September 13, 2011, 06:02:50 AM
>implying you aren't the fags polluting /fit/ with gay shit
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2011, 06:03:44 AM
What are these lolis you speak of ?

HAHA, Ive read enough from WIll to know the score  ;D Maybe we should post a do you like my cock thread, sexiest murdered corpses or pick from 1-9 hit it thread to get in to the 4chan spirit
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 06:04:05 AM
HAHA, Ive read enough from WIll to know the score  ;D

^^
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: kiwiol on September 13, 2011, 06:05:10 AM
What are these lolis you speak of ?

I must admit I'm fairly intrigued as well.
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Xerxes on September 13, 2011, 06:05:43 AM
.
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Xerxes on September 13, 2011, 06:17:16 AM
relax guys she's legal (before chaos shoots me)
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: BayGBM on September 13, 2011, 06:26:07 AM
LOL posted 2009 :D How do you remember that stuff

Closeted schmoes embarrassed watching muscle porn/bodybuilding?  That's pretty easy to remember.  It happens at every contest and especially as Mr. O rolls around.  :)
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 13, 2011, 06:36:59 AM
BOOM!!!!


Japanese girls are the best.
correct me if im wrong but japanese girls are more loyal to there man than our european sluts? and takes care of there man without complaining like our girls do.

true?
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 06:38:38 AM
correct me if im wrong but japanese girls are more loyal to there man than our european sluts? and takes care of there man without complaining like our girls do.

true?

Europeans are not sluts - that phrase is reserved for our gold digging american sisters
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Tapeworm on September 13, 2011, 06:40:06 AM
I must admit I'm fairly intrigued as well.


(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lki7jjSYvG1qjcx34o1_500.png)
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: DK II on September 13, 2011, 09:01:14 AM
correct me if im wrong but japanese girls are more loyal to there man than our european sluts? and takes care of there man without complaining like our girls do.

true?

Not really, they also complain, they are women after all. But they give in faster.

And the biggest plus is they come without all that feminist bullshit, "strong woman" shit. They are usually much more confident with their role as a woman, dress sexy and feminin and don't behave like males or sluts, like a lot of western women do.
Western women strike me as being too vulgar, Japanese women keep their feminine side, want to be protected by the make and so on.
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 13, 2011, 09:02:26 AM
Not really, they also complain, they are women after all. But they give in faster.

And the biggest plus is they come without all that feminist bullshit, "strong woman" shit. They are usually much more confident with their role as a woman, dress sexy and feminin and don't behave like males or sluts, like a lot of western women do.
Western women strike me as being too vulgar, Japanese women keep their feminine side, want to be protected by the make and so on.

are you talking about japanese women or johnny no name?
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Dipadidu on September 13, 2011, 09:10:30 AM
are you talking about japanese women or johnny no name?
;D
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: dan18 on September 13, 2011, 09:53:27 AM
I think Asian girls are ugly less attractive...
i was stationed in japan for 2 years in the marines and met some hot woman all business woman who take care of you big time.the only drawback they dont always age well...
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 13, 2011, 09:55:22 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/how+asian+women+age_6620f2_1588811.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: doison on September 13, 2011, 11:46:12 AM
All around smart dude.
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Stark on September 13, 2011, 11:52:59 AM

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lki7jjSYvG1qjcx34o1_500.png)


lol always gets me when I see that
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: tbombz on September 13, 2011, 11:56:17 AM
Give you another little anecdote:

>Two weeks ago
>Holiday time Latvia
>Wife and me take a walk in the woods
>She: kinda horny
>Me: Lets go over there
>Fucking like rabbits for 5 min with zero foreplay as every man likes it
>She: Did you just cum inside of me?
>Me: Yup :)
>She: oh alright than

Jurassic PARK!!! Like a Boss

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lO2-nloXdQ4/Tl5bkRLPWcI/AAAAAAAAA8k/lGAT-BpPT6M/s1600/fuck_yeah_.jpg)
5 minutes... like a bos!!!  hahah
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 13, 2011, 12:24:51 PM
.
Beautiful pussy, we played sir
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: makaveli25 on September 13, 2011, 12:43:50 PM
.

You don't get much more perfect then that.
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 13, 2011, 03:24:17 PM
And stop with this whole "OP" shit - it was cute for a minute or two but really doesn't work
in a forum such as Getbig.
Not that I blame you for not understand it ::) but in forums like 4chan etc it makes sense since nobody wants to fucking either quote or call out the "number"
Calling the "original poster" OP in a forum like Getbig makes you look like a newfag

You mad? Yeah you mad
no it means the op is a nobody and i couldn't care less about his identity
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: jaejonna on September 13, 2011, 03:38:17 PM
You fucking idiot, you dont 'cook' sushi..
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: MP on September 13, 2011, 03:41:41 PM
Sounds enticing.

Never been with a totally subservient woman.

For guys who have, does it get boring after a while or no?
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Nails on September 13, 2011, 03:53:40 PM
Japanese girls seem strange... i mean BUT there's no way you can fondle one in a crowded bus and bust a load on her without saying mushi mushi first ..... can you  ???
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Papper on September 13, 2011, 04:08:13 PM
Seriously though, i noever got that with the funny noises (quieken in German).

I watch them without sound, the dialogues in Japanese porn are fucking annoying.

"Yes, fuck me with your big cock!!"   "ahh it hurts, it's soo deep."

::) ::) ::)



yes it's always about that shit. they like to see the girls in pain and crying. discomfort. no happy faces.. and always about the size.

i guess they have major cock complexes
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: Nails on September 13, 2011, 04:11:50 PM
yes it's always about that shit. they like to see the girls in pain and crying. discomfort. no happy faces.. and always about the size.

i guess they have major cock complexes


not to mention the pixelate the pics and videos, which by the way i have no problem with either


(http://thumbs.pornbaytube.com/tubepornsearch.com/9/6/cd/cd5fe42c.jpg)
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: WillGrant on September 13, 2011, 04:41:23 PM
HAHA, Ive read enough from WIll to know the score  ;D Maybe we should post a do you like my cock thread, sexiest murdered corpses or pick from 1-9 hit it thread to get in to the 4chan spirit
^^

 ;D

I must admit I'm fairly intrigued as well.

Oh I saw what you did there  ;D
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: slaveboy1980 on September 13, 2011, 04:49:25 PM
ANY time a woman walks in on jerking, her instant job is to present mouth/breasts  or ass up position for finishing purposes.

it works the other way too.  If you walk in on your chick knocking one out, you have a duty to finish on her, for her pleasure of course.

is that from the Bible?
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: Nails on September 13, 2011, 05:00:03 PM
Presumably still aroused from watching your mother take it up the shitter.


(http://h6img.com/g/8/because-porn-isn-t-always-pretty-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: 240 is Back on September 13, 2011, 05:13:30 PM
You fucking idiot, you dont 'cook' sushi..

LMFAO

oh shit
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: DK II on September 13, 2011, 05:14:02 PM
are you talking about japanese women or johnny no name?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: slaveboy1980 on September 13, 2011, 05:14:37 PM
thats fucking art
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: whitewidow on September 13, 2011, 05:16:13 PM
>cracked on off
>Wife comes in
>What are you doing
>uh...
>Well let me help you out here big boy

Got best blow job ever like a boss

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lO2-nloXdQ4/Tl5bkRLPWcI/AAAAAAAAA8k/lGAT-BpPT6M/s1600/fuck_yeah_.jpg)



sounds like the plot of the pron you were watching
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: DK II on September 13, 2011, 05:16:18 PM
Sounds enticing.

Never been with a totally subservient woman.

For guys who have, does it get boring after a while or no?

"Totally subservient", lol.

Not in Japan, maybe from the Phillipines, Cambodia or Laos.

It's way better than with western women though, but not that they are slaves without their own will.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Jesus I married the wrong woman
Post by: 240 is Back on September 13, 2011, 05:23:35 PM

not to mention the pixelate the pics and videos, which by the way i have no problem with either


(http://thumbs.pornbaytube.com/tubepornsearch.com/9/6/cd/cd5fe42c.jpg)

agreed, the less cock shots, the better man
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: WillGrant on September 13, 2011, 05:31:15 PM

(http://h6img.com/g/8/because-porn-isn-t-always-pretty-1.jpg)

thats fucking art a pig.

Fixed  :D
Title: Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
Post by: WillGrant on September 13, 2011, 05:32:07 PM
.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=394797.0;attach=428387;image)

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o I'd drink her piss