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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Stark on November 24, 2011, 07:01:02 AM
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Today’s assignment will have nothing to-do with the female orgasm and how to use them for your advantage, we cover that at a much later stage.
However today’s assignment will bring you one step closer to reclaim your god given right to be the man in your house.
Situational report:
Food or to be more precise – Diner.
This assignment does not apply to the fathers that stay home, the once that trade in their right to be a man with actually staying home minding the kids.
If you are full time employed read on.
After a long and tiring day in the office you are coming home, you open the door and to your dissatisfaction you notice 3 things
- Xfactor is blaring in the background
You are not greeted at the door
You cannot smell freshly cooked food.
No doubt your pig of a wife is lying on the sofa with her sixth cosmopolitan in her hand half tipsy watching a re-run of last weeks X-Factor.
Lets leave all the options you have how to deal with such an situation aside and concerntret on how to change her behavior from the beginning.
Assignment – Be Bold - Think Big
Do as follows:
- From your office phone call your wife.
When she picks up tell her (reminder don't be rude but be polity) to call you back in 10 min.
When she calls let the phone ring for a while then pick up.
Here is the conversation you should have.
You: Hi
She: Yes?
You: Yes what?
She: You said to call you!
You: Oh right, so couple of things, 1 ) I will be late (don’t explain why – tell her you cannot discuss that on the phone) 2) Please have dinner ready when I get home (if she asks why tell her that you had a hard day – DO NOT ARGUE!).
I guarantee you either half laughing being amazed at your boldness or change of heart to see were this is going she will ask you what you would like.
Battle won, now you need to keep it up.
REMEMBER:
Be nice but be firm, don’t argue, play your part, expect some setbacks but don’t give up.
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Why would I be in the Office on this wonderful holiday?
You sir are a homo!
GetBig Stop the Faggotry Campaign 2012!!!!!
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Why would I be in the Office on this wonderful holiday?
You sir are a homo!
GetBig Stop the Faggotry Campaign 2012!!!!!
You just outed yourself you are either...
1) Unemployed
2) Stay home dad
3) Not business orientated
Either way you would greatly benefit from paying attention to my class, if not all help is lost for you.
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You just outed yourself you are either...
1) Unemployed
2) Stay home dad
3) Not business orientated
Either way you would greatly benefit from paying attention to my class, if not all help is lost for you.
This thread is a miserable fail to epic proportions.
GetBig IS MY BUSINESS!!!!!!
PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS ALL.
STAY/REMAIN/ACT/BE/SEE/LIVE/LEARN/LISTEN (ACTIVE) POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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haha Stark....
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such a rookie,..you have no game at all.
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19k posts and giving relationship advice
:'(
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Haha maybe gettig off the Internet for a couple hrs a day would be my advice to him.
I love how people who spend 90% of their waking hours on the Internet love to dish out real world advice
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I'm assuming this doesn't apply for those of us on steroids right. With the good ole juicey juice and the muscle it brings we run the shots always. Yes have a kid even still. With little bit of muscle the women should still be feelin like there shit compared to you. Bitch must clean. Must cook. Must fuck every night and initiate it. Or else our god like muscule bound selfs will get up n leave.
when I was skinny I was the little bitch n got walked all over. Now the steroids and I are one and its like your a god to all women! Steroids a gift from god.
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alex's post was funnier than yours and look at how little effort he put into it
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again, you should never have a convo about it.
you the man, you bring home the bacon and you get shit done.
if there's ever not dinner waiting, you say nothing.
the next day, you come home an hour late, already having eaten dinner. Who prepared you dinner and any blowjobs you enjoyed at the conclusion of said meal, is none of her concern. After all, you didn't bring any noise when she broke protocol the night before. Therefore she has no ground to stand upon.
The following night, you'll have dinner waiting, nary a word said :)
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OUTED!