Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure
Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: ether on December 27, 2011, 06:03:02 AM
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Are any of you fools enrolling in this compendium of medicine, pharmacology, physiology and fitness.
Palumbo is really after it these days, you have to admire his hustle...
I mean other than the usual paying his employees with protein powder (Erin singerman, Jeff etc...) the guy is quickly becoming the Ron Popeil of bodybuilding...
Is there anything he won't sell?
Also is his recipe for fake GH included in the course?
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A fool and his money are soon parted.......
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A fool and his money are soon parted.......
ROFL
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Oh wow I need this course, I going to send dave some money plus a fat tip.
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Stimulating
Muscle
And
Revitalizing
Toupees
;D
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Just got the agenda..
Day 1 Session 1
The Palumbo ketogenic (don't call it Atkins diet)
Session 2
How to pay your employees with protein and let them live in your basement to cut costs
Day 2 Session 1
Lifting weights 101 : Apparently resistance training builds muscle
Session 2
Drugs, Drugs and more drugs how to abuse to the max to be a low level NPC competitor
Day 3 Session 1
Macadamia nut oil, grounding pads and fake GH : how to carve out a living in the "fitness industry"
Session 2
Practicum : Simulation injections, Fake GH packaging and relabeling of supplements
Course fees do not include parking, meals or any actual useful information but all attendees will receive an rxmuscle.com t shirt and species protein shaker bottle
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Just what the world needs: another training certification course. ::)
Is this actually real?
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Fuck Palumbo! I'd pay Tanji first, a real legit hustler for fitness.
(http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2009/10/21/2334064/TanjiJohnsonTheSaveFitnessBootcamp.jpg)
Wasn't he talking shit about getbig with Vince Taylor? In fact, fuck them both!
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palumbo should be stoned with shoes from freedom loving people everywhere.
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Palumboism is a rare, complex disease only seen in the nether ranks of competitive bodybuilders.
The condition is first characterised by the sudden development of an enormous midsection whereby the entire width of the trunk, ribcage and pelvis grows disproportionately whilst the oblique muscles will thicken rapidly and the abdomen will become distended with the patient unable to hold in their stomach.
The condition is further characterised by chronic metamorphasies of the facial and cranial features, culminating in thick folds of dermal tissue round the mouth and thickening of the Levator labii. Mandibular and mental protuberance hypertrophy and overall cranial hyperplasia, accompanied by a dramatic increase in the size of the frontal ridge follows. Premature aging is also common with Palumboism
A particularly spectacular symptom used to confirm diagnosis are disproportionally small limbs on the otherwise gigantic upper body. This is first observed in the upper limbs, where the arms seem to remain in a catabolic shrinking state compared to the torso who's internal structures are growing out of control in all directions. The reasons for this are not yet understood. The quadraceps muscles of the legs also seem to be ever shrinking.
Overall a more neanderthal type structure develops.
In advanced Palumboism the outer dermis takes on a crackly brittle look, almost as if the patient has been glazed or varnished like a ceramic souvenier. The color of the skin will become uneven displaying varying hues and shades from grey to bright orange throughout the entire body, whilst the skin may appear weathered and abnormally aged.
There may also be a high level of vascular distension which never seems to go away in the patient, this will often result in veins having a 'worn out' apperance.
Perhaps the most unusual and distressing issue is that the patient seems totally unaware of what is happening to him.
Post mortem examination of patients sometimes reveals large quantities of a foreign oil-like substance in the biceps and anterior deltoid muscle heads.
What causes Palumboism ?
It is not fully known what causes the disease, although it is speculated that a genetic predisposition combined with an over reliance on high and never ending doses of various anabolic drugs accompanied by a gradual 'shut down' or mutation of the patient's own endiginous endocrine system possibly awakening dormant cro-magnonesque genes are causative factors.
Although Palumboism shares some symptoms with Acromegaly it should not be confused due to the additional conditions described above when making a diagnosis.
Treatments
There is no known cure for Palumboism, as long as the patient remains on his drug regimen there is little comfort and the condition will continue to deteriorate.
Promptly discontinuing drug use may halt further development of the condition although it cannot be fully reversed.
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LOL!
There is sameone crazy enough who would pay that clown of Palumbo so he can look like him! :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=349237.0;attach=383596;image)
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Well, at 499 a person...if Dave and Chris have about the same amount of people as before which was about 50....then that's almost 25,000 dollars for a few hours of work. Renting out a Jewish Community Center is peanuts as well as his printed books, plus he has an ecourse for 120 bucks.
Dave's not a dummy....however I do question the fact that he created the course without any real outside input like most other PT courses.
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Palumboism is a rare, complex disease...
...yadi yadi yada
Wow, that's a serious dissertation, Doc :o
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(http://www.hugenasser.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/palumbo-nyc.jpg)
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palumbo should be stoned with shoes from freedom loving people everywhere.
And the shoes should all have these inserts that Palumbo wears...
http://bestshoelifts.com/
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pm him in 2000...he told me to use 100mg of Primo per day for 365
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Well, at 499 a person...if Dave and Chris have about the same amount of people as before which was about 50....then that's almost 25,000 dollars for a few hours of work. Renting out a Jewish Community Center is peanuts as well as his printed books, plus he has an ecourse for 120 bucks.
Dave's not a dummy....however I do question the fact that he created the course without any real outside input like most other PT courses.
50 people ?
No fucking way
Over under on 6 (not including the janitor and his "employees" paid with isolyze)
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Only a lowlife sells fake HGH. Hope he was raped in prison.
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beautiful man with eyeliner
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LOL!
There is sameone crazy enough who would pay that clown of Palumbo so he can look like him! :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=349237.0;attach=383596;image)
Most disgusting picture of a BB I have ever seen.
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id fuckk the shit out of tanji johnson... lil hoe
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bullshiter extraordinaire.
(http://snakeoilpromotions.com/sop.jpg)
(http://blog.learnlets.com:8000/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/SnakeOil.png)
(http://andreworlowski.com/wp-content/uploads/snake_oil.jpg)
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bullshiter extraordinaire.
(http://snakeoilpromotions.com/sop.jpg)
(http://blog.learnlets.com:8000/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/SnakeOil.png)
(http://andreworlowski.com/wp-content/uploads/snake_oil.jpg)
So true...
Palumbo business model is simple though :
1) do more of what everyone else is doing at a lower quality
2) exploit anyone he can for unpaid appearances while claiming to "do it for the exposure"
3) pay employees with species supplements and free board in his basement, then lie to cover up why they left
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what do you guys think does he earn a lot.he drives a nice new mercedes,has his own house...does he make 10k a month?
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maybe...........10 K is only 100K per year, only better than average though.
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he'll be history soon
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He stays with Erin singer man and all of his employees when doing contest coverage in the same room and pays his employees with protein and t shirts ... You do the math
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You mean what he earns or what he deserves?
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maybe...........10 K is only 100K per year, only better than average though.
10k per month is 120k per year (yes there is a big difference between 120 and 100k, at least for me)
and 120k per year is a lot of money, especially considering the only thing he does is copy/past his diet for each client
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Plus he doesn't have to worry about his pension, 'cause he will be gone before that..
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do you mean apart from dealing other stuff?
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his price is 1000$ per year of internet coaching with pics all that through the internet...imagine if he have 20 athletes per year that`s 20k clean without paying any taxes...plus his rx site has at least 10k in clean sponsors in his pocket...plus SPICEIS suplement line...
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2 - 300$ easily.
About 25$ per month, 5$ from contracts, ain't bad in today's economy. 8)
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Someone on here said Palumbo makes a 100k per year just from his personal training.
Probably another 100k from selling drugs, I guess he's doing fine.
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what do you guys think does he earn a lot.he drives a nice new mercedes,has his own house...does he make 10k a month?
A late entry for the Least Essential Getbig Question of 2011.
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I wish 10k a month was slightly above average.
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who knows what this tool sells and makes from his "clients"
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More Tanji pics, please.
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Palumbo makes probably closer to 200k per year if I had to guess.
I have spent time with him personally. Just this year he oversaw a workout I did at Bev Francis and then we drove back to his house in his beautiful Mercedes AMG.
The guy owns a supplement company that does better than you think. He gets a lot of money from advertising on RXmuscle.com because it is one of the top 3 viewed bodybuilding websites... in the world. He also gets money from whatever seminars and side projects he does.
I know he gets bashed a lot on this site and I can see why, but the guy is smart and knows how to make money.
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Most disgusting picture of a BB I have ever seen.
Because of comments like this is why guru,mogul,celeb Palumbo keeps saying that GetBig is nothing but a Sewer.
WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
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Palumbo makes probably closer to 200k per year if I had to guess.
I have spent time with him personally. Just this year he oversaw a workout I did at Bev Francis and then we drove back to his house in his beautiful Mercedes AMG.
The guy owns a supplement company that does better than you think. He gets a lot of money from advertising on RXmuscle.com because it is one of the top 3 viewed bodybuilding websites... in the world. He also gets money from whatever seminars and side projects he does.
I know he gets bashed a lot on this site and I can see why, but the guy is smart and knows how to make money.
agreed..i would think he may make more than that...im sure the supplement lines does fairly well and yes advertising money is huge...he brings in enough bank to be a part sponsor to the NYPRO and i think i see the species logo and the arnold
just because he has a overgrown hobbit in his basement doesnt mean he doesnt make money, he prolly pays him peanuts and still charges rent
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Palumbo makes probably closer to 200k per year if I had to guess.
I have spent time with him personally. Just this year he oversaw a workout I did at Bev Francis and then we drove back to his house in his beautiful Mercedes AMG.
The guy owns a supplement company that does better than you think. He gets a lot of money from advertising on RXmuscle.com because it is one of the top 3 viewed bodybuilding websites... in the world. He also gets money from whatever seminars and side projects he does.
I know he gets bashed a lot on this site and I can see why, but the guy is smart and knows how to make money.
Species is not doing well, he has a small following of his loyal users however the product line does not have good distribution and it is expensive for very, very basic products.
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his price is 1000$ per year of internet coaching with pics all that through the internet...imagine if he have 20 athletes per year that`s 20k clean without paying any taxes...plus his rx site has at least 10k in clean sponsors in his pocket...plus SPICEIS suplement line...
Are you insinuating that David Palumbo (rxmuscle.com) might be evading federal taxes in addition to distributing illegal drugs and masquerading as a physician on the Internet?
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Because of comments like this is why guru,mogul,celeb Palumbo keeps saying that GetBig is nothing but a Sewer.
WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
If getbig is a sewer then Dave Palumbo is the disease infested putrid slime that flows through it's gutters
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Very tough to say. I have personally seen his steroid "advice" and it's as if he went to bb.com and copied and pasted the bread and butter cycles, but halved the dosages. I don't understand what his angle is pushing such low dosages. His "athletes" are paid in supplements (protien, etc.) and species t shirts. A few of my friends are very close to him so I could ask them for some better insight. The guy gets trashed a lot but he seems like a nice guy.
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would you pay him to even risk looking like him?
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I read that that his gets his magical supplements from true protein
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He stays with Erin singer man and all of his employees when doing contest coverage in the same room and pays his employees with protein and t shirts ... You do the math
No, Palumbo stays in a nice hotel room. Singerman and his employee likely have to dogpile into one hotel room. Its no different than when Blechman did the same thing to Palumbo, Romano, and Billy Guns. They are all piled up in one room putting up coverage.
Billy Guns would know more about it but there's no way to tell where he is
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would you pay him to even risk looking like him?
Your best post so far
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would you pay him to even risk looking like him?
I'd pay him to NOT look like him.... :-X
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If getbig is a sewer then Dave Palumbo is the disease infested putrid slime that flows through it's gutters
(http://dc384.4shared.com/img/jIpyO_xY/s7/1233928590_citizen_kane_clappi.gif)
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I'd pay him to NOT look like him.... :-X
Do you have a role model, physique wise?
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Do you have a role model, physique wise?
Are you saying you actually want to look like that mess?
If so better start parting your hair from your neck !
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Are you saying you actually want to look like that mess?
If so better start parting your hair from your neck !
LOL, no man, I was just curious.
Docta Dutch and me are from the same country.
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he sold people fake shgh...
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he sold people fake shgh...
yes, his is a fucking asshat scum licker. and deserves to rot in prison.
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Plus he doesn't have to worry about his pension, 'cause he will be gone before that..
lolz
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Only a lowlife sells fake HGH. Hope he was raped in prison.
Lets just say he didn't wear eyeliner before he went to prison but did on the way out ;)
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Are you insinuating that David Palumbo (rxmuscle.com) might be evading federal taxes in addition to distributing illegal drugs and masquerading as a physician on the Internet?
lol
I like what you did here
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;)
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Are you insinuating that David Palumbo (rxmuscle.com) wears make up might be evading federal taxes in addition to distributing illegal drugs and masquerading as a physician on the Internet?
:D
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Lets just say he didn't wear eyeliner before he went to prison but did on the way out ;)
really? I'm glad he got what he deserved. :D
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Are any of you fools enrolling in this compendium of medicine, pharmacology, physiology and fitness.
Palumbo is really after it these days, you have to admire his hustle...
I mean other than the usual paying his employees with protein powder (Erin singerman, Jeff etc...) the guy is quickly becoming the Ron Popeil of bodybuilding...
Is there anything he won't sell?
Also is his recipe for fake GH included in the course?
lmao.
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Just like Mentzer another guy who is promoting his same taining theories that crippled him in the first place.
What a douchebag
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Just like Mentzer another guy who is promoting his same taining theories that crippled him in the first place.
What a douchebag
He is completely unlike Mentzer.
MM was fucced up no doubt but actually truly believed in heavy duty.
DP is just full of shit and truly dangerous. He has virtually no medical training (dropped out before doing any clinical work) and yet pretends to know and understand medicine and medical research.
Couple that with his inherent ability to lie through his teeth and with a penchant for money and you have some scary advice.
In the words of lil Wayne Palumbo "is so full of shit he could use his asshole to talk "
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Do you have a role model, physique wise?
There can be only one..... ;)
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There can be only one..... ;)
(http://www.laprogressive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/arnold.gif) or (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9Er1Vtjmguk/Tgmd7u44EJI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/rUdB5InGQ1g/s1600/ddriesroevik.jpg) ?
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I go for the big guy, but with Dries' swimming trunks..
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really? I'm glad he got what he deserved. :D
I don't know. But one can hope that's what happend :D