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Title: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 27, 2012, 07:11:33 AM: She's a hundred millionaire. You must marry her for 2 years on the following conditions.

1. Eat her out to full orgasm twice a week
2. Rim job her once a month
3. Have sex 3 times a week
4. Take her out in public on dates.
5. Must be faithful
6. Live with her, sleep in the same bed and treat her like a wife.

After two years you can divorce her and claim your 50% divorce settlement that can be $50,000,000 plus.

(http://www.yourefatbecauseyourestupid.com/wordpress/wp-content/themes/yrfat/images/image002.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: hrspwr on January 27, 2012, 07:17:04 AM: Done. Easy money.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: che on January 27, 2012, 07:18:23 AM: Absolutely
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: Wiggs on January 27, 2012, 07:20:02 AM: Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 27, 2012, 07:11:33 AM
She's a hundred millionaire. You must marry her for 2 years on the following conditions.

1. Eat her out to full orgasm twice a week
2. Rim job her once a month
3. Have sex 3 times a week
4. Take her out in public on dates.
5. Must be faithful
6. Live with her, sleep in the same bed and treat her like a wife.

After two years you can divorce her and claim your 50% divorce settlement that can be $50,000,000 plus.

(http://www.yourefatbecauseyourestupid.com/wordpress/wp-content/themes/yrfat/images/image002.jpg)

Hell yes.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: pedro01 on January 27, 2012, 07:20:58 AM: does it come with instructions?
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 27, 2012, 07:23:10 AM: Quote from: pedro01 on January 27, 2012, 07:20:58 AM
does it come with instructions?

Yes, lift back fat and eat.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: 240 is Back on January 27, 2012, 07:26:29 AM: 50 million? oh yes.

i might just fall in love with her.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on January 27, 2012, 07:27:26 AM: hahahah thats a good one. but fuck that, no way. give us a different wife. the one you posted is totally out of the question just look at the slabs hanging out of.... :-X
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: che on January 27, 2012, 07:29:19 AM: Do I have to divorce her after 2 years?
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: Tito24 on January 27, 2012, 07:30:53 AM: yes but i would pay someone that would spread rumors, wherever i go with her, i get paid a lot of money for two years to stay with it.

i once went shopping with a fat girlfriend of my sister, i needed a present for my sis and she knew something good, i had free time so i thought why not, she picked me up. i never felt so uneasy having to walk around with her while people thought she was my date ohh godd
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: FAST LANE on January 27, 2012, 07:53:11 AM: You guys are disgusting....

But yeah you right, I'd still do it!! ;D
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 27, 2012, 07:56:16 AM: can you imagine the stench. There is no way after a SHIT her ass can be cleaned without using a fire hose.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: Cashfan on January 27, 2012, 11:18:07 AM: Do it for free, fine looking female right there! Wiggs and the other brothers will back me up on this.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 27, 2012, 11:20:31 AM: Of course not, you would get depressed and kill yourself...this is inhuman.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: el numero uno on January 27, 2012, 11:22:52 AM: 50,000,000? Hell yes
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 27, 2012, 11:23:12 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on January 27, 2012, 11:20:31 AM
Of course not, you would get depressed and kill yourself...this is inhuman.

That's the dillema. You're thinking $50 million. yeah,but 6 months into it you are a fucking mess. Like a prison sentence. How much longer can you handle it. Probably wouldn't be into month 21 that you start seeing the light and can make it, but months 3-21 would be fucking hell.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: Heywood on January 27, 2012, 11:24:03 AM: Money has to be deposited under my name up front, and can only be revoked if I do not perform under the contract.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: gym**rat on January 27, 2012, 11:24:38 AM: Yes but I won't have to worry about fucking her. You would need a "Wiggs" dick to reach paydirt with her.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 27, 2012, 11:27:05 AM: Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 27, 2012, 11:23:12 AM
That's the dillema. You're thinking $50 million. yeah,but 6 months into it you are a fucking mess. Like a prison sentence. How much longer can you handle it. Probably wouldn't be into month 21 that you start seeing the light and can make it, but months 3-21 would be fucking hell.
Imagine you go mental after 20 months. You don't get a penny but you have to live with those traumatic memories for the rest of your life....the horror...the horror. I could never take the risk.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: the trainer on January 27, 2012, 11:27:34 AM: I would just keep myself drugged for the two years that i am fucking her.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: StanZoLOL on January 27, 2012, 11:29:53 AM: For 50 million, absolutely.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on January 27, 2012, 12:26:29 PM: make it 500 million
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: wes on January 27, 2012, 12:30:58 PM: (http://www.smnnews.com/WP/wp-content/1christ-middle-finger-300x298.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 27, 2012, 12:32:07 PM: Quote from: wes on January 27, 2012, 12:30:58 PM
(http://www.smnnews.com/WP/wp-content/1christ-middle-finger-300x298.jpg)

Jesus fucking christ dude that photo was blasphemis.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: Fortress on January 27, 2012, 12:32:22 PM: I'd like to say yes, but in truth, there's just no way. I find her just too damn disgusting.

I'd likely die from throwing up too much. Seriously.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: wes on January 27, 2012, 12:34:31 PM: Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 27, 2012, 12:32:07 PM
Jesus fucking christ dude that photo was blasphemis.
;D
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: hematocritter on January 27, 2012, 12:37:13 PM: time to up my dose.

because I say no to this one. I just can't imagine what kind of bacteria and filth are under those skin folds, let alone in her hard to reach areas.
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: gym**rat on January 27, 2012, 12:40:35 PM: The rim job would be the worst. Because if you didn't wipe that elephant ass of hers there is no way in hell she would get 1/100th of the shit particles out from around her brown star. :P
Title: Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
Post by: chess315 on January 27, 2012, 12:40:47 PM: I would have to say you would have earned you money.