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Title: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
Post by: Stark on May 20, 2012, 12:03:46 PM
GO...
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Post by: Hulkotron on May 20, 2012, 12:04:07 PM
I have over 7400 posts on getbig.
Title: Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
Post by: Stark on May 20, 2012, 12:06:59 PM
I have over 7400 posts on getbig.

pfff - thats nothing I had 8k after the first week or so try harder nigga
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Post by: Raymondo on May 20, 2012, 12:08:18 PM
I'm 6'5'', weigh 300lbs, can bench 600lbs, former Detal Force Lieutenant-Colonel, multi-lingual, multi-millionaire and have stratospheric IQ.

Oh and I can break German Shepherds' backs with my bare hands.

;D
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Post by: King Shizzo on May 20, 2012, 12:08:28 PM
I'll suck yo dick baby!!!!!
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Post by: Army of One on May 20, 2012, 12:08:56 PM
Im spideysensing a cock
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Post by: Shockwave on May 20, 2012, 12:12:51 PM
Im spideysensing a cock
This.
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Post by: King Shizzo on May 20, 2012, 12:17:39 PM
GO...
Thats not Che's wife.
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Post by: Army of One on May 20, 2012, 12:22:20 PM
Seems legit, so my answer is nothing, youll get much further trying not to impress her than kissing her ass
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Post by: hrspwr on May 20, 2012, 12:22:56 PM
Spend the night with me and tomorrow we will go to Paris on my private jet.
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Post by: tommywishbone on May 20, 2012, 12:23:00 PM
Hi, I'm a commando/bodybuilder/chesschampion/fighter/millionaire. Here's my picture;
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Post by: Army of One on May 20, 2012, 12:24:23 PM
I'm a commando/bodybuilder/chesschampion/fighter/millionaire. Here's my picture;

Women love suckmymuscle, his 7inch arms are around the same girth as the average penis
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Post by: noc on May 20, 2012, 12:24:31 PM
'Lets not turn this rape into a murder'
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Post by: Stark on May 20, 2012, 12:24:51 PM
Damn good eye, sir.  

Stop sucking his cock ::) - Damn good eye, sir. ::) good lord!!!

Its not a shemale, its a legit perfectly female hot piece of ass you slackjawed faggots.
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Post by: wes on May 20, 2012, 12:25:15 PM
(http://us6.memecdn.com/its-a-trap_o_147830.jpg)
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Post by: Army of One on May 20, 2012, 12:25:44 PM
Stop sucking his cock ::) - Damn good eye, sir. ::) good lord!!!

Its not a shemale, its a legit perfectly female hot piece of ass you slackjawed faggots.

Says the "man" who backs down from 120 pound pakistani men  ;D
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Post by: B_B_C on May 20, 2012, 12:26:22 PM
Good evening Mrs Stark
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Post by: Hulkotron on May 20, 2012, 12:28:24 PM
I may be setting myself up for a fall here but how anyone can look at that ass and think "yep that's a dude all right" is beyond my comprehension.
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Post by: Stark on May 20, 2012, 12:34:14 PM
Says the "man" who backs down from 120 pound pakistani men  ;D

eh... lets be real here for a second dave, I kicked his motherloving ass, want me to post his pm begging me to stop again.

Try harder ::) we know each other for a long time you know I am pretty much invincible.
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Post by: wes on May 20, 2012, 12:35:58 PM
I may be setting myself up for a fall here but how anyone can look at that ass and think "yep that's a dude all right" is beyond my comprehension.
I`m just covering my ass before I say whether I`d hit it or not............can`t be too safe here bro,you know that.

That fucking ass does look awesome though.
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Post by: wes on May 20, 2012, 12:36:53 PM
Oh yeah...................(no homo)
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Post by: Soul Crusher on May 20, 2012, 12:39:59 PM
I'm 6'5'', weigh 300lbs, can bench 600lbs, former Detal Force Lieutenant-Colonel, multi-lingual, multi-millionaire and have stratospheric IQ.

Oh and I can break German Shepherds' backs with my bare hands.

;D

and you have a 2100 FIDE chess rating! 
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Post by: wes on May 20, 2012, 12:41:38 PM
and you have a 2100 FIDE chess rating!  
Don`t forget the legendary purple belt!  LOL  ;D
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Post by: Raymondo on May 20, 2012, 12:42:46 PM
and you have a 2100 FIDE chess rating! 

I've got a ten-inch cock, write my own trading software, am lethal with nunchuks and can execute flawless Michael Jackson dance moves.

If that doesn't impress any bitch, she's a dyke!!!
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Post by: no one on May 20, 2012, 12:49:46 PM


gayer than needing to impress a broad to get laid.
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Post by: Dr Dutch on May 20, 2012, 12:52:05 PM
I'm a medical doctor, got money, am 6'1'' and muscular....what else could the bitch want ?
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Post by: Soul Crusher on May 20, 2012, 12:52:55 PM
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Post by: Palpatine Q on May 20, 2012, 12:55:37 PM
Tits are too small for that ass....pass
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Post by: B_B_C on May 20, 2012, 02:15:53 PM
pass me the cigarettes Mrs Stark

that husband of yers, never at home when there is something hard to be done?

thats because hes probably hanging out with black men who wear breaches with out belts or braces
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Post by: 99 Bananas on May 20, 2012, 02:26:54 PM
(http://www.titusville.com/Images/ImageManager/robbery2.jpg)
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Post by: chess315 on May 20, 2012, 03:24:26 PM
and you have a 2100 FIDE chess rating! 
a 2100 fide rating would have taken years of chess training almost know one with any kinda life/$$$ would want to put the work in something so trivial. I would guess it would take 20+ hrs of chess study a week for years
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Post by: Roger Bacon on May 20, 2012, 03:26:15 PM
I'm a mog
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Post by: OneMoreRep on May 20, 2012, 03:28:10 PM
I know of a few boys that can do that trick as well without having to resort to estrogen shots, wigs or oil in the pecs...

(http://blog.fooyoh.com/_data/bean/images/20060810/dickless.jpg)

"1"
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on May 20, 2012, 03:39:05 PM
I'll suck yo dick baby!!!!!
Finally you say something from your heart.
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Post by: Papper on May 20, 2012, 03:44:04 PM
"I got a nine inch tounge and i can breathe through my ears"
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Post by: Papper on May 20, 2012, 03:45:31 PM
I know of a few boys that can do that trick as well without having to resort to estrogen shots, wigs or oil in the pecs...

(http://blog.fooyoh.com/_data/bean/images/20060810/dickless.jpg)


4,3,1,2

(no homo)
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Post by: King Shizzo on May 20, 2012, 03:46:00 PM
Finally you say something from your heart.
hahahaha. Good one.
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Post by: NordicNerd on May 20, 2012, 03:49:14 PM
GO...

I'm a billionnaire and really 90 years old and I'll die as I come on our wedding night.

NN
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Post by: OTHstrong on May 20, 2012, 04:26:30 PM
I know of a few boys that can do that trick as well without having to resort to estrogen shots, wigs or oil in the pecs...

(http://blog.fooyoh.com/_data/bean/images/20060810/dickless.jpg)

"1"
Yo, is number 2 Sevestes ???..... serious question.
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Post by: Raymondo on May 20, 2012, 04:36:08 PM
Yo, is number 2 Sevestes ???..... serious question.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Papper on May 20, 2012, 04:48:44 PM
Yo, is number 2 Sevestes ???..... serious question.

 ;D
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Post by: bike nut on May 20, 2012, 06:21:47 PM
I'm 6'5'', weigh 300lbs, can bench 600lbs, former Detal Force Lieutenant-Colonel, multi-lingual, multi-millionaire and have stratospheric IQ.

Oh and I can break German Shepherds' backs with my bare hands.

;D

Unfortunately that would also make you a gay pedophile...
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Post by: Marlo Stanfield on May 20, 2012, 06:27:38 PM
GO...

look like a cross dresser
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Post by: Soul Crusher on May 20, 2012, 06:30:49 PM
Unfortunately that would also make you a gay pedophile...
;D.


chicken lust in peace.
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Post by: Krankenstein on May 20, 2012, 07:35:37 PM
GO...

I only need seconds...

1) I am a Lt Colonial in the Delta Force Special Ops
2) I am rich
3) I have a purple belt in BJJ
4) I can kill animals with my bare hands
5) I own a kitana sword
6) I do not, despite what you may have heard, like having sex with adolecent girls
7) I can not be owned on a bodybuilding message board
8) I know a lot about dorian vs. ronnie.....
9) I know a lot about MMA (just ask me, I will prove it)
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Post by: Irongrip400 on May 20, 2012, 07:52:30 PM
Not really fair if it is a dude. That would be like looking at a pic of a hamburger made of poop and asking "would you eat this?" who wouldn't while not knowing the gritty details. That said, yes, and I would tell her/him I'm in to cuckold.  ;D
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 20, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
"have you seen my congressional medal of honor? i seem to have misplaced it"
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Post by: phreak on May 20, 2012, 10:46:16 PM
'Lets not turn this rape into a murder'
Made my LOL for real. Well played!
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 20, 2012, 10:52:59 PM
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Post by: phyxsius on May 21, 2012, 03:35:58 AM
Sorry all

I already left my cum all over her..
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Post by: avxo on May 21, 2012, 04:05:28 AM
GO...

Trying to "impress" girls is what 16-year olds do... I'm too old to drool over chicks and to try impressing them with bullshit. I'm just gonna be me, warts and all. They can take it or leave it and it's no skin off my back.
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Post by: B_B_C on May 21, 2012, 03:04:52 PM
Trying to "impress" girls is what 16-year olds do... I'm too old to drool over chicks and to try impressing them with bullshit. I'm just gonna be me, warts and all. They can take it or leave it and it's no skin off my back.

not sure if they would want your warts or even ask where and how you got them but what ever floats your boat ...
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Post by: avxo on May 21, 2012, 03:17:52 PM
not sure if they would want your warts or even ask where and how you got them but what ever floats your boat ...

Thanks for your kindness and understanding sir.  ::)
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Post by: blackpele on May 22, 2012, 01:40:50 AM
I have a big dick, small brain and a big wallet............. ;D
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Post by: trapz101 on May 22, 2012, 02:54:42 AM
(http://www.titusville.com/Images/ImageManager/robbery2.jpg)

^THIS

no need to impress,just a waste of time
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Post by: 240 is Back on May 22, 2012, 08:26:05 AM
ask her if she has any friends that are actually hot.
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Post by: Wiggs on May 22, 2012, 07:21:17 PM
When she lays eyes upon my regal ebony features, its game over....so says Sterling Longfellow.
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Post by: arce1988 on May 23, 2012, 08:15:54 AM
 Only Five?
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Post by: the trainer on May 23, 2012, 08:37:16 AM
pull up my shirt show off my 6pack and drop my pants and show off my long fat dick should take me 10 seconds.
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Post by: devilsmile on May 23, 2012, 08:38:52 AM
GO...

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=426446.0;attach=470292;image)

I can freestyle like tech9, I have my own music studio, I do my own music and often take part in the huge industry illuminati partys for superstars.

I think that should do the trick, easy, n1gga.. easy!