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Title: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: BigDave81 on May 21, 2012, 03:19:18 PM

As last year's MM Texas Junior Champion CHRIS CHIGBOU was a favorite at last weekend's MM Lone Star. He had registered and paid the entry fee. But, despite having one of the most amazing natural junior physiques anywhere, Chris was a no show and no one knew why or could reach him. Then, today we learned the absence.

According to Chris, "For those of you who were wondering how I did this weekend at Musclemaniaź Lonestar, I didn't even compete. I was attacked by two men in ninja attire, which left me slightly injured yet unable to pose properly. Despite the relentless efforts I made to try to continue, I was forced to sit out of this competition. Words cannot describe the absolute ANGUISH I feel about the situation. After weeks upon weeks of dieting, brutal training and exquisite outbursts of hunger rage, has it really come to this?! NOTHING TO SHOW FOR MY SUFFERING!!?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Well, let's see if Chris makes it to MM Universe next month to challenge the Junior Division. Let's hope he doesn't get mugged by a bunch of Ms. Bikini babes on the way to the show.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: King Shizzo on May 21, 2012, 03:20:49 PM
What's the excuse?  I'm not gay.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: BigDave81 on May 21, 2012, 03:21:54 PM
Its a joke... Attacked by ninjas??? Is this guy for real???
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: True on May 21, 2012, 03:27:10 PM
The new Flex Wheeler... ::)
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Nirvana on May 21, 2012, 05:08:15 PM
A popular excuse that never seems to be questioned.  If he said he was sick or got injured of course no one would believe him.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Skeletor on May 21, 2012, 05:18:45 PM
(http://s13.postimage.org/pevcywut1/image.jpg)
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: hrspwr on May 21, 2012, 05:18:54 PM
My cock is so massive it won`t stay in the thong.  :D No seriously, its not because I`m fat.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: 240 is Back on May 21, 2012, 05:19:41 PM
ninjas don't forget
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 21, 2012, 05:21:47 PM
I spilled over.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: T-rex on May 21, 2012, 05:25:52 PM
I started reading getbig. Destroyed bodybuilding forever for me.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: 240 is Back on May 21, 2012, 05:31:39 PM
I started reading getbig. Destroyed bodybuilding forever for me.


i wonder how many thousands of people have always secretly belived they'd compete on a BBing stage, come here, and quickly realized that shit ain't happening?
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: jaejonna on May 21, 2012, 05:37:18 PM
I spilled over.
true
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Hulkotron on May 21, 2012, 05:49:05 PM
Mis-timed my carb-up.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: T-rex on May 21, 2012, 05:49:22 PM
i wonder how many thousands of people have always secretly believed they'd compete on a BBing stage, come here, and quickly realized that shit ain't happening?

This place was definitely sobering man.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: 240 is Back on May 21, 2012, 06:09:50 PM
This place was definitely sobering man.

I remember going from 148 to 165 to 188 to 206 to 223 in eighteen months.

All while proudly posting pictures of my "mass" gains.

haha that shit was brutal.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: bigkid on May 21, 2012, 06:16:39 PM
Was gonna do a teen show about 10 years ago, started dieting down and losing muscle.  Permabulker for life after that traumatic experience.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Metabolic on May 21, 2012, 06:22:43 PM
attacked by ninjas

natural

Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: reppingfor20 on May 21, 2012, 06:59:55 PM
Was gonna do a teen show about 10 years ago, started dieting down and losing muscle.  Permabulker for life after that traumatic experience.

LOL

really though there is no point in doing a show, you won't earn any money, you will get a plastic trophy if anything, big fucking deal, for months of suffering, no thx.

Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 21, 2012, 07:02:21 PM
got a life
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on May 21, 2012, 07:08:29 PM
became gay for real
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 21, 2012, 07:08:57 PM
Did 5 shows back in the day.   After screwing up the first 4 and hitting my target on the last one, and getting a plastic trophy, realized shit was not worth it.   Don't get me wrong, nothing like the feeling of winning for once after four previous failures!  

For fucks sake, I remember bringing an igloo to my grandmothers house one Easter w string beans and grilled chicken.  

last two months was always chaos and all consuming.  pro tan was a pain in the ass and dream tan made me look like a bloody mess.  spending hours posing?   Really?   Geez, it sounded good at the time, and I'm glad I did it a few times, but now at 36?   Fuck that shit.  
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Nirvana on May 21, 2012, 07:20:14 PM
I started reading getbig. Destroyed bodybuilding forever for me.

this
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: G_Thang on May 21, 2012, 07:26:30 PM
I started reading getbig. Destroyed bodybuilding forever for me.


Best reply in the thread, no attempt to derail, just the straight up truth.

for me, i saw Foz, and fell in love with soccer.

Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Fortress on May 21, 2012, 07:36:14 PM
Did three shows starting when I was 18 and ending when I was 26. Glad I had the experience but after the final showing I realized lifting was my true love and so I switched to competitive powerlifting. The tanning, posing, dieting, shaving, etc. was all too much for a dude who simply wants to hoist big weights. Good thing too: I am better built for moving large amounts of iron.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: MikMaq on May 21, 2012, 07:42:18 PM
I'm 6 4, 265 pounds, their isn't a thong large enough, nor a stage tall enough, to enjoy my mass.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 21, 2012, 07:44:41 PM
I'm 6 4, 265 pounds, their isn't a thong large enough, nor a stage tall enough, to enjoy my mass.

SMM is that you?    ;D  ;D.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: MikMaq on May 21, 2012, 07:46:07 PM
SMM is that you?    ;D  ;D.
Hey I didn't say shit about bodyfat ;D

Seriously fucked up a tendon in my foot, couldn't walk run, or even get to the gym for months.
Title: Re: What excuse do you have for not competing???
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 21, 2012, 07:50:40 PM
Hey I didn't say shit about bodyfat ;D

Seriously fucked up a tendon in my foot, couldn't walk run, or even get to the gym for months.

You could always call upon your spec ops warrior training and BJJ purple belt skills to get ER done.