Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Nails on June 28, 2012, 04:22:01 PM

Title: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Nails on June 28, 2012, 04:22:01 PM
Every Time i see his stupid fucking face, i just want to knock those frida eyebrows off him with a Norris Round house Kick to the face



http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/2012/0627/Anthony-Davis-eyebrows-licensed-5-strange-pro-sports-trademarks/Fear-the-brow-Anthony-Davis (http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/2012/0627/Anthony-Davis-eyebrows-licensed-5-strange-pro-sports-trademarks/Fear-the-brow-Anthony-Davis)



(http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/anthony-davis-eyebrows.jpg)



1. 'Fear the brow' - Anthony Davis

Anthony Davis' eyebrows have gone pro. During the NCAA tournament last March, the most famous unibrow since Bert’s on "Sesame Street" struck fear in the hearts of every team who faced Davis and the formidable Kentucky Wildcats. Davis won the NCAA Tournament Outstanding Player Award, and the Wildcats cruised to a national title. He then immediately declared himself eligible for the 2012 NBA Draft, becoming a virtual lock as the first overall pick for the New Orleans Hornets.

And now his trademark north-of–the-nose facial hair is, literally, trademarked. Earlier this month, Davis filed paperwork with the United States Patent and Trademark Office for exclusive rights to the phrases, “Fear the brow,” and “Raise the brow.”



Davis unibrow merchandise isn’t anything new: During the NCAA tournament, “Fear the brow” T-shirts became a common sight in Wildcat crowds, though merchandise featuring Davis’s name or number was forbidden because of his student status. But now, Davis can enjoy the financial rewards from keeping his brow thick and full. The only losers here: tweezers manufacturers looking for a celebrity spokesman.

If the trademark is approved, Davis retains the rights to royalties from any company that uses his unibrow on retail merchandise. While licensing a catchphrase can seem like sheer vanity on the surface, it's a smart earnings move for athletes, who have a limited window of fame and playing time in which to make money.

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X


(http://www.click2houston.com/image/view/-/9897730/medRes/2/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/3y7owdz/-/Kentucky-freshman-Anthony-Davis-jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 28, 2012, 04:34:41 PM
What an odd-looking individual.

If he wasn't an athlete in the limelight, there would be no article.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Danjo on June 28, 2012, 04:36:05 PM
Ugly,inbred lookin mofo...he could use some serious dental work..
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Megalodon on June 28, 2012, 04:38:22 PM
He should copyright small forehead before this guy does:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ludhy7pa0m1qztc3ro1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: jaejonna on June 28, 2012, 04:38:46 PM
He has enuf money to fix his teeth. If he would just shave the uni, he would look like a normal person.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Nails on June 28, 2012, 04:41:12 PM
 (http://www.lobshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/anthony-davis-bert.jpg)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Nails on June 28, 2012, 04:43:46 PM
Burt EyeBrows Just got drafted by the Hornets





(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4212bslME1qgaljso1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on June 28, 2012, 04:44:54 PM
He has to protect his ' brand '  ::)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Schmoff on June 28, 2012, 04:46:46 PM
that's one ugly monkey

 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: HTexan on June 28, 2012, 05:11:02 PM
so you can trademark ugly now?  ???
fucking america of peace ::)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Nails on June 28, 2012, 05:17:51 PM
HE tired to Trade Mark the teeth, but Erik Fankhouser already had that locked down
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Natural Man on June 28, 2012, 08:51:13 PM
He has enuf money to fix his teeth. If he would just shave the uni, he would look like a normal person.
no, cause he would still have to have the whole face redone.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: deadz on June 28, 2012, 09:23:06 PM
Every Time i see his stupid fucking face, i just want to knock those frida eyebrows off him with a Norris Round house Kick to the face



http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/2012/0627/Anthony-Davis-eyebrows-licensed-5-strange-pro-sports-trademarks/Fear-the-brow-Anthony-Davis (http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/2012/0627/Anthony-Davis-eyebrows-licensed-5-strange-pro-sports-trademarks/Fear-the-brow-Anthony-Davis)



(http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/anthony-davis-eyebrows.jpg)



1. 'Fear the brow' - Anthony Davis

Anthony Davis' eyebrows have gone pro. During the NCAA tournament last March, the most famous unibrow since Bert’s on "Sesame Street" struck fear in the hearts of every team who faced Davis and the formidable Kentucky Wildcats. Davis won the NCAA Tournament Outstanding Player Award, and the Wildcats cruised to a national title. He then immediately declared himself eligible for the 2012 NBA Draft, becoming a virtual lock as the first overall pick for the New Orleans Hornets.

And now his trademark north-of–the-nose facial hair is, literally, trademarked. Earlier this month, Davis filed paperwork with the United States Patent and Trademark Office for exclusive rights to the phrases, “Fear the brow,” and “Raise the brow.”



Davis unibrow merchandise isn’t anything new: During the NCAA tournament, “Fear the brow” T-shirts became a common sight in Wildcat crowds, though merchandise featuring Davis’s name or number was forbidden because of his student status. But now, Davis can enjoy the financial rewards from keeping his brow thick and full. The only losers here: tweezers manufacturers looking for a celebrity spokesman.

If the trademark is approved, Davis retains the rights to royalties from any company that uses his unibrow on retail merchandise. While licensing a catchphrase can seem like sheer vanity on the surface, it's a smart earnings move for athletes, who have a limited window of fame and playing time in which to make money.

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X


(http://www.click2houston.com/image/view/-/9897730/medRes/2/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/3y7owdz/-/Kentucky-freshman-Anthony-Davis-jpg.jpg)
Gorilla teeth.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: jude2 on June 28, 2012, 09:26:08 PM
HE will laughing all the way to the bank.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: phreak on June 28, 2012, 10:53:52 PM
HE will laughing all the way to the bank.
The people repoing everything he thought he owned will be doing the laughing 10 years from now.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: ritch on June 28, 2012, 11:47:40 PM
wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a trend. Watch people pay for eye brown implants. hell, socks and sandals are "cool" now and so is looking as nerdy and faggy as possible, so this could very well take off.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: clownbaby on June 29, 2012, 12:00:48 AM
wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a trend. Watch people pay for eye brown implants. hell, socks and sandals are "cool" now and so is looking as nerdy and faggy as possible, so this could very well take off.

I believe they are called "eye brows" you shit stain
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: phreak on June 29, 2012, 12:19:41 AM
I believe they are called "eye brows" you shit stain
perhaps he was referring specifically to our hyper-pigmented brethren?
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: ritch on June 29, 2012, 12:23:24 AM
I believe they are called "eye brows" you shit stain

shit stain... The very same words your mom uses to describe you.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Stark on June 29, 2012, 12:30:12 AM
superior race :D
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on June 29, 2012, 01:55:51 AM
Gorilla teeth.
Hi SMM
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: _bruce_ on June 29, 2012, 02:50:48 AM
What a subatomic life form.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Nails on June 29, 2012, 07:10:18 AM
wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a trend. Watch people pay for eye brown implants. hell, socks and sandals are "cool" now and so is looking as nerdy and faggy as possible, so this could very well take off.


i can see dumb black kids doing this , even dumb older black men like Kanye west and Dwayne wade
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: mass243 on June 29, 2012, 07:11:38 AM


How can his teeth be formed like that  ???         :-X :-X


Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 29, 2012, 07:27:58 AM
I do not know this individual....did he win a medal at the special Olympics or so ?
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Nails on June 29, 2012, 08:45:34 AM
I do not know this individual....did he win a medal at the special Olympics or so ?

NO dutch, he won a national championship title in College Basketball (amature pro League) with Kentucky , will make about $5 million a year for about 2 or 3 years until he proves himself and then he gets a bigger or shittier contract

One thing he wont be winning is a Beauty Contest

Wonder if his parents ever worked at a place that had a family dental plan ???
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 29, 2012, 11:57:32 AM
That's not fair at all. I spent 6 yrs in Med School, am way more handsome, and don't earn that much by far..... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: quadzilla456 on June 29, 2012, 12:05:47 PM
MY GOD, THIS IS A CLEAR CASE FOR NO RACE MIXING WHATSOEVER!

(http://diablo.incgamers.com/gallery/data/500/cannot-be-unseen.jpg)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 29, 2012, 12:07:12 PM
One of the ugliest nigs that ever set foot on Earth for sure! :D
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: YngiweRhoads on June 29, 2012, 01:14:50 PM
(http://www.click2houston.com/image/view/-/9897730/medRes/2/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/3y7owdz/-/Kentucky-freshman-Anthony-Davis-jpg.jpg)

(http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/alien_from_the_movie.png)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: quadzilla456 on June 29, 2012, 01:27:31 PM
(http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/alien_from_the_movie.png)
This actually looks better! The mullato looks off in a bad way. I can't quite put my finger on it. It looks to me like the New World Order's wet European Dream Citizen!
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 29, 2012, 04:55:52 PM
No one will ever want to look like this fool. The same way no one wanted to look like Patrick Ewing. This guy will get demolished by the crowds of opposing teams.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: arce1988 on June 29, 2012, 05:00:41 PM
  FUGLY MUTANT
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: jude2 on June 29, 2012, 08:07:54 PM

How can his teeth be formed like that  ???         :-X :-X



High hgh
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Danjo on June 29, 2012, 08:44:17 PM
  FUGLY MUTANT
This...x2..spot on
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Megalodon on June 29, 2012, 08:57:16 PM
Generations ago, torch and pitchfork wielding villagers would squelch such an abomination. Nowadays, we reward Mary Shelley-like machinations with wealth and adulation. :D

(http://lileks.com/bleat/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/9.jpg)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Danjo on June 29, 2012, 08:58:15 PM
Generations ago, torch and pitchfork wielding villagers would squelch such an abomination. Nowadays, we reward Mary Shelley-like machinations with wealth and adulation. :D

(http://lileks.com/bleat/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/9.jpg)
LOL!!
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: King Shizzo on June 30, 2012, 04:24:21 AM
Burt EyeBrows Just got drafted by the Hornets





(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4212bslME1qgaljso1_1280.jpg)
I'm sure the Hornets wished they had kept Kobe.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: irishdave on June 30, 2012, 06:38:59 AM
Black people are very pretty
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: doison on June 30, 2012, 08:03:36 AM
He's got a tooth coming in at the back of his throat.  Where the hell does he put his tongue? 

Seriously? 
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: littledumbells on June 30, 2012, 09:21:03 AM
The people repoing everything he thought he owned will be doing the laughing 10 years from now.

  True word s right there!

"Fear the brow", "Raise the Brow" . There I said it, sue me mofo




But get your teeth fixed 1st. Any bets he spent money on a grill for the uppers?
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on June 30, 2012, 12:30:09 PM
  True word s right there!

"Fear the brow", "Raise the Brow" . There I said it, sue me mofo




But get your teeth fixed 1st. Any bets he spent money on a grill for the uppers?
Awesome username
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 30, 2012, 12:31:20 PM
That's not fair at all. I spent 6 yrs in Med School, am way more handsome, and don't earn that much by far..... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Life isn't fair!
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: jude2 on June 30, 2012, 08:26:19 PM
I'm sure the Hornets wished they had kept Kobe.
I noticed that also.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Parker on June 30, 2012, 08:59:30 PM
MY GOD, THIS IS A CLEAR CASE FOR NO RACE MIXING WHATSOEVER!

(http://diablo.incgamers.com/gallery/data/500/cannot-be-unseen.jpg)
Must everything be about that to you?

Anyways, Bert's look will not catch on, and it will be something that is laughed at. Especially if he is a bust.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Wiggs on July 01, 2012, 11:33:13 AM
Why don't all you handsome studs post some pics?......Yeah, I thought so... ::)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: King Shizzo on July 01, 2012, 11:35:07 AM
Why don't all you handsome studs post some pics?......Yeah, I thought so... ::)
I'm sure 95% of Getbig looks better then this guy.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Wiggs on July 01, 2012, 12:37:07 PM
I'm sure 95% of Getbig looks better then this guy.

Pics or they dont.
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 01, 2012, 12:39:46 PM
95 % of the Human Population looks better than this abomination

(http://www.click2houston.com/image/view/-/9897730/medRes/2/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/3y7owdz/-/Kentucky-freshman-Anthony-Davis-jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Andy Griffin on July 02, 2012, 05:20:31 AM
The people repoing everything he thought he owned will be doing the laughing 10 years from now.

qft

He will be sleeping under a bridge talking about how great he was before "all dem peeps stoled my money dog"
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: G_Thang on May 18, 2014, 04:16:33 AM
 ::)

I didn't see any of the white whores on here complaing about Johnny Football. And this dude will actually have a productive career.

Anyway, the trademark office will most likely reject the 2nd one.

“Fear the brow,” and “Raise the brow.”
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: Papper on May 18, 2014, 04:27:38 AM
He is the ugliest thing I've seen all day
Title: Re: eyebrows licensed, if you say it , he will sue you
Post by: wolfrittner on May 18, 2014, 05:56:08 AM
He is the ugliest thing I've seen all day
I think the Sharky character pimp is even uglier ;)