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Title: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: King Shizzo on August 15, 2012, 01:54:03 PM
Oh brother  ::)  This made headlines?  They should pay this retard 2 billion dollars to take fuzzy space pics.

Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: 240 is Back on August 15, 2012, 01:54:42 PM
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Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 15, 2012, 02:05:22 PM
was his camera out of film?  Do cameras still take film?
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 15, 2012, 02:13:51 PM
But why is there never any better pictures of good ol' Nessie?

Is that the best they can take with scottish cameras?
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Parker on August 15, 2012, 02:16:53 PM
But why is there never any better pictures of good ol' Nessie?

Is that the best they can take with scottish cameras?
Because "Nessie" is a damn Sturgeon, that's why.
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: quadzilla456 on August 15, 2012, 02:17:34 PM
That's not the best one - this is:

(http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/2/Loch-Ness-Monster.jpg)
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 15, 2012, 02:18:07 PM
Because "Nessie" is a damn Sturgeon, that's why.

Lol!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8cqx9XEyX1qivd1ao1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: King Shizzo on August 15, 2012, 02:18:22 PM
I will take a vaca to Scottland, and pay some fat bitch to swim naked on the Loch.  Then I will sell the pics for a nice profit.
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Danjo on August 15, 2012, 02:22:35 PM
Pic don't prove jack, it could be any number of things...Don't they have video cameras??!!!
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 15, 2012, 02:25:25 PM
Pic don't prove jack, it could be any number of things...Don't they have video cameras??!!!

In Scotland??
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: King Shizzo on August 15, 2012, 02:26:20 PM
In Scotland??
Scotland isn't a 3rd world country you know.
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 15, 2012, 02:27:49 PM
Scotland isn't a 3rd world country you know.

Just messin' with all the scots here on the board :D

Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on August 15, 2012, 03:22:53 PM
Just messin' with all the scots here on the board :D


Ya cheeky wee kunt :D
Well since we invented the television, telephone, radar, bicycle, pneumatic tyre, logarthims, most principles of physics, principles of radio, the mri scanner, the first special forces, overhead valve engine, thermos, anasthetic, anteseptic, tarmacadam road coverings, steam engine, refrigeration, radar, thermos flasks to name but a few and have been known as the greatest engineers in the world for over 300 years I guess some kunt must have a video camera somewhere in Scotland.

I stayed on the banks of Loch ness as with 20 of my biker friends some 35 years ago and I awoke one morning to see a strange beast crossing the loch. It wasn't the whiskey or grass from the night before. You have to remember that loch ness is 23 miles long and 750 feet deep and contains more water than all the lakes in england combined.
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Raymondo on August 15, 2012, 03:24:31 PM
Ya cheeky wee kunt :D
Well since we invented the television, telephone, radar, bicycle, pneumatic tyre, logarthims, most principles of physics, principles of radio, the mri scanner, the first special forces, overhead valve engine, thermos, anasthetic, anteseptic, tarmacadam road coverings, steam engine, refrigeration, radar, thermos flasks to name but a few and have been known as the greatest engineers in the world for over 300 years I guess some kunt must have a video camera somewhere in Scotland.

I stayed on the banks of Loch ness as with 20 of my biker friends some 35 years ago and I awoke one morning to see a strange beast crossing the loch. It wasn't the whiskey or grass from the night before. You have to remember that loch ness is 23 miles long and 750 feet deep and contains more water than all the lakes in england combined.

 ;D
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Nirvana on August 15, 2012, 03:27:18 PM
son, if I had my Ranger boat out there with my zebco reel for just a half hour, nessie would be hanging on my living room wall
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on August 15, 2012, 03:42:47 PM
son, if I had my Ranger boat out there with my zebco reel for just a half hour, nessie would be hanging on my living room wall

you wid need a bigger boat ya wee bawbag..... ;D

This is the most famous pic that I remember as a kid in the 70's. It was taken around 1972 by a submarine expedition I think.
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Nails on August 15, 2012, 03:47:31 PM
when is Jeremy Wade going to fish this fucker out ??? ???




(http://khongthe.com/wallpapers/entertainment/river-monsters-93548.jpg)
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Parker on August 15, 2012, 03:52:00 PM
you wid need a bigger boat ya wee bawbag..... ;D

This is the most famous pic that I remember as a kid in the 70's. It was taken around 1972 by a submarine expedition I think.
And that proves? There would have to be a sustainable population of plesiosaurs for a effing long time for there to be a true Loch Ness Monster. And since the damn reptile is a air breather, and chances are must need to come on land to rear it's young (unless there are under water caves that have air in them, I don't see the plausibility of some Dino living in that cold ass lake.

Now, there have been sturgeons found, huge ones, and there have been one that was shot, because it's bony fins look like humps. Chances are if one really wanted to find out, you'd have a heat signature detector and at night go out. Or fly up and cross the lake, anythig that glows red is warm blooded/slightly warm blooded...a huge mass---there you go. As the plesiosaur would have to be slightly warm blooded to survive in that lake.
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: dr.chimps on August 15, 2012, 04:11:01 PM
you wid need a bigger boat ya wee bawbag..... ;D

This is the most famous pic that I remember as a kid in the 70's. It was taken around 1972 by a submarine expedition I think.
Nessie? Pfft. That's Squad. Tell-tale foggy blur gives it away. 
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: King Shizzo on August 15, 2012, 04:12:25 PM
Nessie? Pfft. That's Squad. Tell-tale foggy blur gives it away. 
Hidden gem.
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: leadhead on August 15, 2012, 05:02:23 PM
son, if I had my Ranger boat out there with my zebco reel for just a half hour, nessie would be hanging on my living room wall

I'll be your net or gaff man ;D

You think we can deep fry that Monster also?
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on August 15, 2012, 06:29:37 PM


I stayed on the banks of Loch ness as with 20 of my biker friends some 35 years ago and I awoke one morning to see a strange beast crossing the loch. It wasn't the whiskey or grass from the night before. You have to remember that loch ness is 23 miles long and 750 feet deep and contains more water than all the lakes in england combined.

I saw a strange beastie too when I took a trip to the Loch.  I woke up real early to take a piss nd looked out the window and saw the thing. I could swear it winked at me.
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Nirvana on August 15, 2012, 09:45:27 PM
I'll be your net or gaff man ;D

You think we can deep fry that Monster also?
son, nessie can't resist my family stankbait
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: PORKY on August 16, 2012, 01:46:49 AM
That's not the best one - this is:

(http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/2/Loch-Ness-Monster.jpg)

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAA A!!!!
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: bigjim on August 16, 2012, 02:10:53 AM
Just messin' with all the scots here on the board :D




Fuck off they dont have the interweb there yet, too busy trainspoting.
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: nasht5 on August 16, 2012, 02:31:15 AM
you wid need a bigger boat ya wee bawbag..... ;D

This is the most famous pic that I remember as a kid in the 70's. It was taken around 1972 by a submarine expedition I think.

the picture looks like "Titanosaurus" from the 1975 Godzilla movie
Title: Re: Scottish Sailor claims to have the best photo of the Loch Ness Monster.
Post by: Croatian on August 16, 2012, 02:35:08 AM
 ;D ;D ;D I am selling fresh T-Rex eggs, $ 100.00 per egg .