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Title: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Schmoff on October 03, 2012, 08:09:43 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/restaurants/9581559/Pair-banned-from-all-you-can-eat-restaurant-for-eating-too-much.html

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02357/eat_2357563b.jpg)

 George Dalmon, a former rugby player, and his friend Andy Miles were banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant, Gobi, In Brighton, after the manager branded them "a couple of pigs".

The men would each eat five bowls of stir-fry during their regular meals at the Mongolian barbecue, which invites guests to create their own dishes from the buffet.

Diners are told they can request meals "as many times as you wish" for £12.

The manager, who did not want to be named, said the two friends were eating him out of business. He said: "Basically they just come in and pig out. We have put up with them for two years but I've had enough.

"They are in such a hurry to beat everyone to the food they spoil everything. We are supposed to be a buffet but they eat everything out of the bowls before people can get there. We just can't keep doing this."
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Nails on October 03, 2012, 08:12:50 AM
LMFAO

I can barley crush 2 bowls on a good day
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: BigCyp on October 03, 2012, 08:14:16 AM
Good, they look like a couple of wankers
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 03, 2012, 08:15:08 AM
I instantly thought of the Simpsons episode where Homer "clearly was not a man who had all he could eat". ;D
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: booty on October 03, 2012, 08:16:06 AM
It was all you could eat. 
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Tito24 on October 03, 2012, 08:25:06 AM
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: booty on October 03, 2012, 08:27:56 AM
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.
Yes they might as well enjoy their food then.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: bigmikecox on October 03, 2012, 08:31:21 AM
Went to a chinese buffett in Cleveland about 5 years ago! It was da bomb! So, i got the munchies and i eat three plates of pepper steak and rice and as he clears my plate, he hands me check and says have a good day!  ???
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: BigCyp on October 03, 2012, 08:41:10 AM
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.

Hahaha yes, the taste of vagina will evade those two for sure
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: snx on October 03, 2012, 08:52:32 AM
Too bad to see Hany Rambod and John Goodman getting kicked out of the buffet.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 03, 2012, 08:56:27 AM
Disgusting jobless chavs...
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Radical Plato on October 03, 2012, 09:10:09 AM
Easy Fix - Just hang a sign that says "NO GETBIGGERS ALLOWED"
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: _bruce_ on October 03, 2012, 09:33:38 AM
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.

Hahahaha - didn't know that it was your restaurant  ;D
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: tommywishbone on October 03, 2012, 09:36:18 AM
Crumpet eaters of peace ::)
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: bradistani on October 03, 2012, 10:00:41 AM
(http://www.greatplainsexaminer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Sign.jpg)
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on October 03, 2012, 10:07:54 AM
Disgusting...I feel sorry for the toilets that have to deal with them afterwards.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 03, 2012, 11:09:26 AM
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.

Well, guess the reason why they're eating so much? :D
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Parker on October 03, 2012, 11:16:28 AM
Please, they must not have that much food. We all know at buffets here in the US, there is like s limitless suppy of food---and the "heavy hitters" will even come in motorized scooters.
And you know it's about to be on when you see the church van pull up on Sundays.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Nails on October 03, 2012, 11:20:06 AM
i saw this one a couple days ago

Chinese Joint was picking up roadkill and serving it , so say the customers


http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-found-in/ZsolxbgHNUy9SMnqL317hg.cspx (http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-found-in/ZsolxbgHNUy9SMnqL317hg.cspx)


Restaurant shut down after roadkill found in kitchen


(http://www.woai.com/media/lib/12/4/b/d/4bd63cd8-69b4-4421-80a8-bd698231b96c/Story.jpg)




WILLIAMSBURG, Kentucky - Ever wonder what you're being served when you sit down to dine at a restaurant?

Customers at The Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Kentucky say they are being served roadkill. What makes it worse is one customer says she saw employees dragging in a dead deer.

"There was this tail, a big, white, fuzzy, tail. A leg was sticking out of the garbage can," said former customer Katie Hopkins. "They had a box on top of it. They were wheeling it in there, like really quick, like trying to hurry."

Hopkins, who described the scene that left a trail of blood across the floor as 'very disturbing,' called the health department immediately.

After the accusation, the health department checked out the restaurant and shut it down. They made that decision because the owner admitted to bringing in the road kill.

The bigger problem for customers is they don't know if this was the first time.

"We were actually joking about the, you know, the whole Chinese restaurant. You know some rumors that you hear," said Hopkins.

The Red Flower Chinese Restaurant will not face any fines and will be able to reopen if they pass a secondary health inspection. The restaurant owner alleges that he was going to serve the deer to his family and not to customers.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: dj181 on October 03, 2012, 11:25:11 AM
and the "heavy hitters" will even come in motorized scooters.

so would BMC be trying to mack up on dem honey's ;D
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Parker on October 03, 2012, 11:31:38 AM
so would BMC be trying to mack up on dem honey's ;D
Those women in there have one track minds. He could Mack, once they have finished eating, and are "letting their food digest" aka the "cool down"

And BTW, that Chinese food story reminds me of a Chinese place that is right between a animal hospital and a pet store.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: alpmaster00 on October 03, 2012, 12:46:07 PM
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02357/eat_2357563b.jpg)

Dude on the right... Holy fuckin GH fingers!!
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: arce1988 on October 03, 2012, 01:21:37 PM
  I got thrown out of an all you can eat chinese food place in burbank back in the 90's... :D
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 03, 2012, 02:10:50 PM
Please, they must not have that much food. We all know at buffets here in the US, there is like s limitless suppy of food---and the "heavy hitters" will even come in motorized scooters.
And you know it's about to be on when you see the church van pull up on Sundays.

Aw man, that shit made me crack up. Church vans and scooters, lol.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: EL Mariachi on September 03, 2013, 12:41:52 PM
haha
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Hulkotron on September 03, 2013, 12:43:47 PM
The one on the right looks post-op but I'm not sure in which direction.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: _aj_ on September 03, 2013, 12:51:19 PM
Do those look like folks that have had "all that they can eat?"

Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: bradistani on September 03, 2013, 12:54:05 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/restaurants/9581559/Pair-banned-from-all-you-can-eat-restaurant-for-eating-too-much.html

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02357/eat_2357563b.jpg)

 George Dalmon, a former rugby player, and his friend Andy Miles were banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant, Gobi, In Brighton, after the manager branded them "a couple of pigs".

The men would each eat five bowls of stir-fry during their regular meals at the Mongolian barbecue, which invites guests to create their own dishes from the buffet.

Diners are told they can request meals "as many times as you wish" for £12.

The manager, who did not want to be named, said the two friends were eating him out of business. He said: "Basically they just come in and pig out. We have put up with them for two years but I've had enough.

"They are in such a hurry to beat everyone to the food they spoil everything. We are supposed to be a buffet but they eat everything out of the bowls before people can get there. We just can't keep doing this."

haha, they took the piss for two, whole years  ;D
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Rami on September 03, 2013, 12:59:43 PM
evil! people

why do they want to destroy all these calories and money that the restaurant put in for that food?

food is not a toy

don't they have something better to do, like protesting the islamisation of Europe?
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 03, 2013, 01:04:45 PM
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.
There's a pussy for every face!
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Heywood on September 03, 2013, 01:04:58 PM
Frankly, you're not much of a bodybuilder if you've never been kicked out of an all-you-can-eat place.

I mean, if you're 18 or 19, and you can get all the protein (meat, fish, etc) you want for a few dollars.....
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Hulkotron on September 03, 2013, 01:11:11 PM
Something tells me these men are not into physique-athletics, at least not in the traditional sense.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: doison on September 03, 2013, 01:14:16 PM
I instantly thought of the Simpsons episode where Homer "clearly was not a man who had all he could eat". ;D

"Tis no man, he be but a remorseless eating machine.  Arr!"
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: bradistani on September 03, 2013, 01:16:17 PM
The one on the right looks post-op but I'm not sure in which direction.

they're in brighton, so it's quite likely that your hunch is right. brighton is san francisco on the english south coast . just so you know !
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Mitch on September 03, 2013, 01:22:56 PM
Fat people lack of manners sickens me.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Andy Griffin on September 03, 2013, 01:33:45 PM
While I do agree that fat people should be spurned and made sport of at every available opportunity, the fact is that the place calls itself an "all you can eat" establishment.

Sounds like the proprietor loves the kawk.

Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: doison on September 03, 2013, 01:36:39 PM
While I do agree that fat people should be spurned and made sport of at every available opportunity, the fact is that the place calls itself an "all you can eat" establishment.

Sounds like the proprietor loves the kawk.



No one needs to eat that much.  I'd be fine if the government passed a law limiting food consumption at all-you-can-eat establishments.  You can't tell me there's a time when eating "all-you-can" is necessary in a modern society. 
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: JasonH on September 03, 2013, 01:39:20 PM
Do they even lift?
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Andy Griffin on September 03, 2013, 01:39:40 PM
No one needs to eat that much.  I'd be fine if the government passed a law limiting food consumption at all-you-can-eat establishments.  You can't tell me there's a time when eating "all-you-can" is necessary in a modern society. 

1.  It's not your decision whether or not someone else "needs" to eat "that much"
2.  Only queefs would be in favor of legislating the food consumption of others.
3.  You sound like you love the kawk as much as the owner of the "all you can eat" establishment.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: doison on September 03, 2013, 02:41:23 PM
1.  It's not your decision whether or not someone else "needs" to eat "that much"
2.  Only queefs would be in favor of legislating the food consumption of others.
3.  You sound like you love the kawk as much as the owner of the "all you can eat" establishment.


You're going to be the one paying for the health care costs for these guys.  I think we can all agree that over-eating causes drowsiness.  There should at least be a "deactivation code" that prevents you from driving your car (and killing people when you fall asleep from being drowsy) after consuming so much food.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Andy Griffin on September 03, 2013, 03:19:13 PM
You're going to be the one paying for the health care costs for these guys.  I think we can all agree that over-eating causes drowsiness.  There should at least be a "deactivation code" that prevents you from driving your car (and killing people when you fall asleep from being drowsy) after consuming so much food.

 ::)

Epic phaggotry.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 03, 2013, 03:40:19 PM
Almost like Dan Lurie story about his last breakfast with Arnold & Franco:those
guys eat like there is no tomorrow .... ;D
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: doison on September 03, 2013, 03:47:56 PM
::)

Epic phaggotry.


Does the "ph" make it good or bad?  I can't keep up phuckphace
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Andy Griffin on September 03, 2013, 05:55:47 PM
Does the "ph" make it good or bad?  I can't keep up phuckphace

The ph is designed to keep the auto-correct system from changing it to "guy"

Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: doison on September 03, 2013, 06:00:41 PM
The ph is designed to keep the auto-correct system from changing it to "guy"



Jesus Christ.  I was being facetious.  You're like the 8th grade girl with B.O. who won't take the hint.   

Yes, I like that your early maturation has left your tits at eye level, but your ignorance of your pit stink is making my penis soft
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Andy Griffin on September 03, 2013, 06:05:16 PM
Jesus Christ.  I was being facetious.  You're like the 8th grade girl with B.O. who won't take the hint.   

Yes, I like that your early maturation has left your tits at eye level, but your ignorance of your pit stink is making my penis soft

meltdown

I can see why your life has been reduced to felching bbc creampies out of your wife.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 03, 2013, 06:13:34 PM
Fat girls like to eat afterwards BDB comes in and hits them raw.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: doison on September 03, 2013, 06:16:02 PM
meltdown

I can see why your life has been reduced to felching bbc creampies out of your wife.


I've never felched a cream pie out of anyone.  I've been very clear on this and I believe the record will show this to be true.  Your ignorance is no excuse in the matter
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: arce1988 on September 03, 2013, 06:17:37 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: doison on September 03, 2013, 06:19:25 PM
Disgusting...I feel sorry for the toilets that have to deal with them afterwards.

They're just doing their jobs.
Title: Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
Post by: The Ugly on September 03, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
They eat like Americans.