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Title: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: MikMaq on December 19, 2012, 08:12:59 AM
My best friends girlfriend just killed herself. Seriously what the fuck do I do.
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Post by: anabolichalo on December 19, 2012, 08:14:54 AM
 :(

why did she do that
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Post by: hrspwr1 on December 19, 2012, 08:16:20 AM
 Go hang out with your friend. You don`t have to say anything or do anything but just be a friend. Sorry for your loss.
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Post by: Mitch on December 19, 2012, 08:16:39 AM
you post this shit on fb, not here.
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Post by: Pork_Chop on December 19, 2012, 08:17:07 AM
Keep a close eye on your friend, he could do something stupid.

Like log into a forum and ask complete random's what to do.
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 08:17:28 AM
Any pics of her tits ???
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Post by: Twaddle on December 19, 2012, 08:17:35 AM
Tell him you're sorry, and you're there for him.  That's about all you can do.  Death is a sad thing, but it is a fact of life.  Everyone dies, some sooner than others.  There's nothing you can do about it, so the best thing is just to give him your support.   :-[
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 08:17:59 AM
before she wacked herself of course
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Post by: MikMaq on December 19, 2012, 08:18:10 AM
:(

why did she do that

Her mother died of cancer in may. They broke up in october. She`s kinda like me, as well.

I donno man how hard this is to explain.

I scene it coming, that`s all I can say only I was to absorbed with my own shit.

Seriously, man I know everyone says that but in my group of friends this stuff is no joke, I need to pull it together fast.

This is like losing a sister in law.
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Post by: anabolichalo on December 19, 2012, 08:19:50 AM
Her mother died of cancer in may. She`s kinda like me, as well.

I donno man how hard this is to explain.

I scene it coming, that`s all I can say only I was to absorbed with my own shit.

Seriously, man I know everyone says that but in my group of friends this stuff is no joke, I need to pull it together fast.
not much to do

life really sucks sometimes

a lot of the difference between a good life and a bad life is your own outlook tho

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Post by: tu_holmes on December 19, 2012, 08:20:28 AM
You need to not be on facebook dude... Go hang with your bro.
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 08:20:28 AM
Her mother died of cancer in may. She`s kinda like me, as well.

I donno man how hard this is to explain.

I scene it coming, that`s all I can say only I was to absorbed with my own shit.

Seriously, man I know everyone says that but in my group of friends this stuff is no joke, I need to pull it together fast.

Some People live longer then others, just the facts of life, mourn them for a day or 2 if they are close, hours if they are not, and move on, they are dead, they are not thinking of you, so dont waste to much time on them, keep living or your going to be a depressed fuck like her
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Post by: nasht5 on December 19, 2012, 08:21:54 AM
you shouldn't be here with this shit, go be with your buddy and like the other person posted, just be there with him and for him. don't talk, just listen. take this drama shit somewhere else.
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Post by: MikMaq on December 19, 2012, 08:22:35 AM
You need to not be on facebook dude... Go hang with your bro.

I know I just found out, I need to pull things together. This is really brutal. I donno man words do not explain, I literally had someone yesterday tell me, about the suicide rate for aspergers people. Where we both realized the number is super high.

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Post by: BigCyp on December 19, 2012, 08:23:16 AM
If she is still warm quickly have sex with her, you'll regret it your whole life if you don't.
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 08:24:49 AM
Pics or it Didn't happened
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Post by: Hulkotron on December 19, 2012, 08:28:25 AM
I suggest humping the corpse.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 19, 2012, 08:28:36 AM
Nah, you're not that funny.
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 08:30:35 AM
Damn i feel bad for your buddy , lost his steady pussy , do you have a sister or cousin you can let him borrow until he finds his own ???
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Post by: daddy8ball on December 19, 2012, 08:42:58 AM
If you got her a Christmas gift, you can always take it back or give the gift to someone else.
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Post by: BIG ACH on December 19, 2012, 08:43:59 AM
I'm sorry for your loss bro.  just go be with your friend, be there for him and keep an eye on him.
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Post by: Tapeworm on December 19, 2012, 08:44:52 AM
Have some valerian root tea and look after yourself.  You've been through an extremely traumatic experience.
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Post by: OneMoreRep on December 19, 2012, 08:45:19 AM
If she is still warm quickly have sex with her, you'll regret it your whole life if you don't.

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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 19, 2012, 08:46:29 AM
Some pretty inappropriate comments in this thread.

RAtard you are a jackass for posting this here, get off the net and go be an actual human being, if you guys are that close go be there for your friend
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Post by: tu_holmes on December 19, 2012, 08:48:35 AM
Some pretty inappropriate comments in this thread.


This...

I think RAtard is out hanging with his homie now... Which is the right thing to do.
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 08:51:52 AM
Anytime you says SERIOUSLY on getbig , its a sure way to get people NOT TO take you Seriously



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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 19, 2012, 08:54:25 AM
Anytime you says SERIOUSLY on getbig , its a sure way to get people NOT TO take you Seriously





Eh....the guy just found out a close friend killed herself, nothing funny about it.

RATard may be a screwed up headcase, but he's our screwed up headcase
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Post by: Tapeworm on December 19, 2012, 09:02:48 AM
Maybe she saw something she wasn't supposed to see.
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 09:11:13 AM
Eh....the guy just found out a close friend killed herself, nothing funny about it.

RATard may be a screwed up headcase, but he's our screwed up headcase


Yes but she killed herself , it was her choice to check out in life , its what she wanted, REtard should support her dead friend choice in life , be happy for her

I had one friend in high school blow his head off with a shot gun, and about 4 killed by gang related shit, my brother in law was also killed along with his pregnant girlfriend by a drive by shooting on halloween, i dont think i shed a tear for any of them, i did for my grandfather that passed last year, but i was done mourning after the 2nd day ... its just life , people die , some more tragic then others

but yes it was insensitive to make jokes about her passing , In Real life , more respect would be shown by my part
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Post by: BikiniSlut on December 19, 2012, 09:13:28 AM
Some pretty inappropriate comments in this thread.
RAtard you are a jackass for posting this here, get off the net and go be an actual human being, if you guys are that close go be there for your friend

Ummm....welcome to Getbig? ::) ::)
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Post by: tu_holmes on December 19, 2012, 09:15:54 AM

Yes but she killed herself , it was her choice to check out in life , its what she wanted, REtard should support her dead friend choice in life , be happy for her

I had one friend in high school blow his head off with a shot gun, and about 4 killed by gang related shit, my brother in law was also killed along with his pregnant girlfriend by a drive by shooting on halloween, i dont think i shed a tear for any of them, i did for my grandfather that passed last year, but i was done mourning after the 2nd day ... its just life , people die , some more tragic then others

but yes it was insensitive to make jokes about her passing , In Real life , more respect would be shown by my part


While I may not have any sympathy for the girl, I do have sympathy for those who are impacted by such a selfish act.
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Post by: Stark on December 19, 2012, 09:17:06 AM
My best friends girlfriend just killed herself. Seriously what the fuck do I do.

Were you close to her? If not...
So? She wasn't your girlfriend, move on, stop the drama stuff
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 09:17:20 AM
While I may not have any sympathy for the girl, I do have sympathy for those who are impacted by such a selfish act.



Yes, many people send years thinking how can you not see the signs or what could have been done by their part to help them out

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Post by: MikMaq on December 19, 2012, 09:36:39 AM
Anytime you says SERIOUSLY on getbig , its a sure way to get people NOT TO take you Seriously




I think understand get big well enough for that. Posting was a slight bit better than screaming into a pillow for 20 minutes. I'm seeking normalcy here not sympathy.

This...

I think RAtard is out hanging with his homie now... Which is the right thing to do.
I've been on the phone for the last hour/getting food, now I'm waiting for people to show up here.

While I may not have any sympathy for the girl, I do have sympathy for those who are impacted by such a selfish act.

Spare me trying to rationalize this shit. I felt like that for the first 15 minutes than I realized what bullshit that is. She went through some real shit comparing your life to hers is a fucking insult get real, I can't say I blame your just trying to rational what a cruel brutal world we live in. Life is shit some people check out, trying to look for something deeper when it ain't their is just trying to avoid the reality.


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Post by: Natural Man on December 19, 2012, 09:43:35 AM

Hi "ratard".

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It's about time you go back to school.
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Post by: Shockwave on December 19, 2012, 09:47:02 AM
This -
RAtard you are a jackass for posting this here, get off the net and go be an actual human being, if you guys are that close go be there for your friend

And this -

While I may not have any sympathy for the girl, I do have sympathy for those who are impacted by such a selfish act.

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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 19, 2012, 09:53:10 AM
Depression is a bitch. Who knows what that chick was going through. Hang out with your friends. Remember the good times. Your sadness will fade and you'll be back posting moronic things in no time.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls
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Post by: anabolichalo on December 19, 2012, 09:54:36 AM
yeh depressive ideas can really bring you down

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Post by: syntaxmachine on December 19, 2012, 10:01:45 AM
If she is still warm quickly have sex with her, you'll regret it your whole life if you don't.

I suggest humping the corpse.

is she near?

if yes, fuck her while still somewhat warm

x2

This...

I think RAtard is out hanging with his homie now... Which is the right thing to do.

Don't get our hopes up.
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 10:47:40 AM
This is what happens When Canadians dont have Hockey, People kill themselves




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Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 19, 2012, 10:50:19 AM
My best friends girlfriend just killed herself. Seriously what the fuck do I do.

Attention whore elsewhere, you're not fooling anyone.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 19, 2012, 10:52:12 AM
She's dead now.  Nothing left to do.  Buy some flowers for her grave and move on.  Everyone dies eventually
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 10:55:06 AM
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Post by: 240 is Back on December 19, 2012, 11:12:36 AM
getbig helps some people cope.  When you need to know what to do, you often can't ask those around you.  You need to have the answers.  getbig helps with that. 

coping with a lot of problems, the bros on getbig have given me good ideas or just a wall to bounce ideas off of.
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Post by: BikiniSlut on December 19, 2012, 11:12:47 AM
Hi "ratard".

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSh5_MRWYKkpMgbewCEpTAChq8470QCDt_USQ2Vtd1qwt-rd9ZZgg6Y-r9Vag)

It's about time you go back to school.

Oh fuck hahahahahaha.

Hilarious shit like this is why I come to Getbig.  :D
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 19, 2012, 11:25:11 AM
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Post by: deceiver on December 19, 2012, 11:31:47 AM
Eh....the guy just found out a close friend killed herself, nothing funny about it.

RATard may be a screwed up headcase, but he's our screwed up headcase

They want to be so "brutal" and "hardcore". Oh yeah, let's make jokes, oh yeah! That's hardcore as fuck.

Oh wait, that's not hardcore enough anymore. Now you have to DESTROY someone. RUIN SOMEONE'S LIFE ONLINE. FUCK YEAH, THAT'S COOL.

Eh, XXI century internets.
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Post by: Man of Steel on December 19, 2012, 11:38:10 AM
My best friends girlfriend just killed herself. Seriously what the fuck do I do.

Terribly sorry to hear about that.   Unfortunately all you can do is be patient during the grieving process, listen, cry along with him, even help with the day to day stuff (laundry, groceries, etc...).  He'll probably be a wreck for awhile, but try not to allow him to drown in drugs and booze for comfort...it won't help.

While in high school, one of my best friend's older brother committed suicide because of his girlfriend.  Tragic loss, pains me to this day and that's been over 20 years now.  As a believer, I prayed with him and for him and did my best to comfort him.  Just make sure your friend eats (that's a tough one sometimes), sleeps (that's a tougher one sometimes), gets out of the house, etc.....but main thing is to be his friend and let him know you're there even if he doesn't fully acknowledge it due to grief.

God Bless!
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Post by: bradistani on December 19, 2012, 11:39:00 AM
Keep a close eye on your friend, he could do something stupid.

Like log into a forum and ask complete random's what to do.

HAHA  ;D
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Post by: MikMaq on December 19, 2012, 01:15:50 PM
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Thanks dude I needed that no homo,

I ain't looking for attention, if I were I'd be doing this in real life. I talked about the issue here because there is small risk of it spilling over into someone elses life. You can flame all you want, but shit ain't real until it is.
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Post by: snx on December 19, 2012, 01:26:23 PM
Oh well, she wasn't going to write Beethoven's....
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 19, 2012, 01:28:59 PM
Did she believe the 12/21/12 was the end of the world?
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Post by: MikMaq on December 19, 2012, 01:34:36 PM
Did she believe the 12/21/12 was the end of the world?
Doubtful, it would of been much easier to wait 3 days.

Anyone got some vids on that shit I'm in the mood to do some research.
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Post by: Nails on December 19, 2012, 01:42:06 PM
Doubtful, it would of been much easier to wait 3 days.

Anyone got some vids on that shit I'm in the mood to do some research.


http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/all/ (http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/all/)
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on December 19, 2012, 05:41:10 PM
My best friends girlfriend just killed herself. Seriously what the fuck do I do.

Get off the internet and get a job, loser.

THE BEEF
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Post by: NotSure on December 19, 2012, 05:44:39 PM
I know I just found out, I need to pull things together. This is really brutal. I donno man words do not explain, I literally had someone yesterday tell me, about the suicide rate for aspergers people. Where we both realized the number is super high.


By the Eternal! You mean to tell me there are people out there that are part vegetable?
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Post by: Maddy on December 19, 2012, 06:16:37 PM
Eh....the guy just found out a close friend killed herself, nothing funny about it.

RATard may be a screwed up headcase, but he's our screwed up headcase

Groink
hes not our
only screwed
up head case
we have you
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Post by: haider on December 19, 2012, 06:24:56 PM
Eh....the guy just found out a close friend killed herself, nothing funny about it.

RATard may be a screwed up headcase, but he's our screwed up headcase
This place has some really psychotic people. If in the gen. population has 1%psychos, on getbig this percentage must be around the 5% mark. To make light of someones suicide really shows a very very low level of depravity.
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Post by: Fury on December 19, 2012, 06:25:38 PM
This ShipSucky gimmick fucking blows. Even worse than his prior ones.

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Post by: The True Adonis on December 19, 2012, 06:39:38 PM
By the Eternal! You mean to tell me there are people out there that are part vegetable?
You can tell them because all they eat is nibblets of rice.
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Post by: NotSure on December 19, 2012, 06:48:18 PM
You can tell them because all they eat is nibblets of rice.
I thought it was rinsed beef?
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Post by: che on December 19, 2012, 06:48:43 PM
My best friends girlfriend just killed herself. Seriously what the fuck do I do.

Kill yourself , meet her in the afterlife and ask her why ?
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Post by: OTHstrong on December 19, 2012, 06:56:28 PM
Ya I'm with Groink on this one, wow you muthf.. are cold.
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Post by: Shockwave on December 19, 2012, 06:57:51 PM
Kill yourself , meet her in the afterlife and ask her why ?
Post of the year.
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Post by: syntaxmachine on December 19, 2012, 07:09:29 PM
To make light of someones suicide really shows a very very low level of depravity.

Are they (we) making light of the suicide itself or of the fact that RAtard posts about it on this site as if it's his personal diary? I think the latter, in which case the comments aren't particularly inappropriate. I doubt anybody genuinely feels this way about the death itself.

By the Eternal! You mean to tell me there are people out there that are part vegetable?

Some of them are even full-blown vegetables, like the OP.

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Post by: haider on December 19, 2012, 07:17:03 PM
Are they (we) making light of the suicide itself or of the fact that RAtard posts about it on this site as if it's his personal diary? I think the latter, in which case the comments aren't particularly inappropriate. I doubt anybody genuinely feels this way about the death itself.

Some of them are even full-blown vegetables, like the OP.


Empathy is something you feel, not reasoned. Given the situation some of the comments are outrageous. It seems as if you haven't even read the firat page of responses, otherwise it doesn't make sense that you would deem the comments to be appropriatte. Whatever.
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Post by: MikMaq on December 19, 2012, 08:05:55 PM
Empathy is something you feel, not reasoned. Given the situation some of the comments are outrageous. It seems as if you haven't even read the firat page of responses, otherwise it doesn't make sense that you would deem the comments to be appropriatte. Whatever.
Dude you can say what you want about me, but I think I have a rather healthy understanding of what a message board is.

It's a place for impersonal social interaction. The whole reason it has so much appeal is the lack of that unwanted crap we call empathy.

It's refreshing, it's like going to a shooting range, ain't a person alive who wants gun shooting flowers.
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Post by: Spidey on December 20, 2012, 01:03:21 AM
I've been trough 2 friends' suicides. It fucked up and i never now what to do but just being there is enough
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Post by: magikusar on December 20, 2012, 01:27:01 AM
why hysterical? find it funny?
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Post by: sync pulse on December 20, 2012, 01:33:48 AM
wow this is  a hard one...I would have to say on the near term that you should probably stay near anyone concerned...Not necessarily to talk but to listen...Be on the look out for people doing stupid things...not necessarily harm themselves, but watch for that too...but stupid things like, and I am talking from actual experience...a very close friend after his wife died of cancer went to Amsterdam for two months and blew 25,000 dollars...leaving his son to fend for himself financially in trying to go to college.
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Post by: sync pulse on December 20, 2012, 01:35:03 AM
why hysterical? find it funny?

Again...Ein wort, piefke.
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Post by: Mattyh7688 on December 20, 2012, 01:36:15 AM

Yes but she killed herself , it was her choice to check out in life , its what she wanted, REtard should support her dead friend choice in life , be happy for her

I had one friend in high school blow his head off with a shot gun, and about 4 killed by gang related shit, my brother in law was also killed along with his pregnant girlfriend by a drive by shooting on halloween, i dont think i shed a tear for any of them, i did for my grandfather that passed last year, but i was done mourning after the 2nd day ... its just life , people die , some more tragic then others

but yes it was insensitive to make jokes about her passing , In Real life , more respect would be shown by my part

how does your brother-in-law have a girlfriend?? Wouldnt that be your sister?? unless they got divorced, then he wouldn't be your brother in law anymore...


on a side note, I agree with you... My uncle just passed away last week and I didn't cry. My grandfather was the last person I really remember being upset about, but that was because we were extremely close and I saw him an hour before he passed away.. other than that I can't remember the last time I cried at a funeral, although I did get a bit teary eyed and upset with my grandma's death and other grandfather's death (all of these happened in the last 3 years).

I lost a pretty close friend over the summer who's heart just stopped at 24 years old. I saw him about 4 days before it happened and I was upset/disappointed it happened but I didn't cry. Here I am an actual friend of this kid and you have girls who met him once like 3 years ago losing it on facebook about it. One girls only interaction with him was she got a ride from him to the bar in 2010 and she started balling to me about his death.
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Post by: BigCyp on December 20, 2012, 01:43:16 AM
On a serious note I hope she's ok
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Post by: BikiniSlut on December 20, 2012, 01:47:50 AM
On a serious note I hope she's ok
I see what you did there.  :)
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Post by: OTHstrong on December 20, 2012, 02:46:33 AM
how does your brother-in-law have a girlfriend?? Wouldnt that be your sister?? unless they got divorced, then he wouldn't be your brother in law anymore...


on a side note, I agree with you... My uncle just passed away last week and I didn't cry. My grandfather was the last person I really remember being upset about, but that was because we were extremely close and I saw him an hour before he passed away.. other than that I can't remember the last time I cried at a funeral, although I did get a bit teary eyed and upset with my grandma's death and other grandfather's death (all of these happened in the last 3 years).

I lost a pretty close friend over the summer who's heart just stopped at 24 years old. I saw him about 4 days before it happened and I was upset/disappointed it happened but I didn't cry. Here I am an actual friend of this kid and you have girls who met him once like 3 years ago losing it on facebook about it. One girls only interaction with him was she got a ride from him to the bar in 2010 and she started balling to me about his death.
I could be wrong as  do not know how exactly this works, but wouldn't his wife's brother also be his brother in-law and could he not have a girlfriend?  ???
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Post by: Mitch on December 20, 2012, 03:11:50 AM
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Post by: Tapeworm on December 20, 2012, 03:44:06 AM
This place has some really psychotic people. If in the gen. population has 1%psychos, on getbig this percentage must be around the 5% mark. To make light of someones suicide really shows a very very low level of depravity.

No one died.  It's yet another Bluto incarnation.
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Post by: syntaxmachine on December 20, 2012, 11:53:23 AM
Empathy is something you feel, not reasoned. Given the situation some of the comments are outrageous. It seems as if you haven't even read the firat page of responses, otherwise it doesn't make sense that you would deem the comments to be appropriatte. Whatever.

Well, I said that those comments weren't "particularly inappropriate," which I don't think is the same thing as "appropriate." I just mean that they aren't any more inappropriate than is the norm around here.

Also, it is inappropriate for RAtard to treat this place as his personal diary, so we've got one sort of inappropriateness matched with another (for what it's worth).

Finally, everybody deals with grief in their own way. Some make a solemn bow and pray to their deity, others spend time with the bereaved, and some recommend penetrative sex with the recently deceased.
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Post by: The.Giant on December 20, 2012, 12:01:46 PM
How recently has this happened? There are a few things you can do that will make this a much easier experience to deal with. First you'll want to go get your jacket, or the pants you were wearing when you found out this awful thing had happened. Next, and this is very important, you need to search through all the pockets and remove any items that were there when this tragic event happened. Now, last, and most importantly, take 2 dimes and a nickle and call someone who cares.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: orion on December 20, 2012, 12:32:58 PM
Don't get suicide at all, unless you are dying of a painful incurable disease.  I think people that do it think they are going to a better place, but it is all an illusion, one of the biggest lies of all religion.   THIS is all there is get over it and enjoy the time you have. 
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 20, 2012, 01:32:39 PM
No one died.  It's yet another Bluto incarnation.

Just post the obituary. He can solve all problemos.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Necrosis on December 20, 2012, 02:11:02 PM
Well, I said that those comments weren't "particularly inappropriate," which I don't think is the same thing as "appropriate." I just mean that they aren't any more inappropriate than is the norm around here.

Also, it is inappropriate for RAtard to treat this place as his personal diary, so we've got one sort of inappropriateness matched with another (for what it's worth).

Finally, everybody deals with grief in their own way. Some make a solemn bow and pray to their deity, others spend time with the bereaved, and some recommend penetrative sex with the recently deceased.

i think sex implies penetration of an orifice, I mean tit sex and hand jobs are sex in my book. If I'm fucking, it's going in a hole, mouth, ass, vag, ear, nose, orbit, something is getting pumped.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 20, 2012, 02:58:57 PM
Some People live longer then others, just the facts of life, mourn them for a day or 2 if they are close, hours if they are not, and move on, they are dead, they are not thinking of you, so dont waste to much time on them, keep living or your going to be a depressed fuck like her
Easier said than done asswipe. You are gonna get over losing a close family member in 2  days? Not a fucking chance.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: MikMaq on December 20, 2012, 03:18:02 PM
Easier said than done asswipe. You are gonna get over losing a close family member in 2  days? Not a fucking chance.
As much as I don't care what's said to me, as this is all just public washroom graffiti. I think it's pretty fucked up for anyone to be proud of being so so emotionally detached from the ones around them.

I'm autistic I could easily cut off the emotions, and ignore the situation, that ain't something to brag about, being disconnected is a horrible feeling, it's making things both much easier, and much harder at the same time.

I can still laugh and joke about shit, especially when among strangers. It's the turning it off when I'm around loved ones that makes it hard.  This is what makes aspergers such a thing, everyone around me is fucked, I feel normal I keep reminding myself not to act inappropriately which I guess I already am :-\.

Anyhow for all those that are curious, the short term stuff is easy at this point. Having my best friend being but a shell of himself for the rest of life is the real issue I'm now facing. It's fucked until you realize your closest friend will never enjoy sex again for as long as he lives. It's these little details that most people won't ever understand.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Nails on December 20, 2012, 03:22:44 PM
Easier said than done asswipe. You are gonna get over losing a close family member in 2  days? Not a fucking chance.

 ???
Yes, dickhead i did, 2 days , Grandfather, 93 years old, knew him my whole life and saw him almost every day,  Loved that man

whats so hard to understand, people die, get over it
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: haider on December 20, 2012, 03:23:20 PM
i think sex implies penetration of an orifice, I mean tit sex and hand jobs are sex in my book. If I'm fucking, it's going in a hole, mouth, ass, vag, ear, nose, orbit, something is getting pumped.
I will have sex with your face if you don't STFU and exit this thread immediately.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 20, 2012, 03:28:30 PM
???
Yes, dickhead i did, 2 days , Grandfather, 93 years old, knew him my whole life and saw him almost every day,  Loved that man

whats so hard to understand, people die, get over it
There is a difference. Obviously, your grandfather lived a long, full, life. You knew that a 93, he could go anyday. I'm talking about unexpected deaths.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Alex23 on December 20, 2012, 03:31:48 PM
Some pretty inappropriate comments in this thread.

RAtard you are a jackass for posting this here, get off the net and go be an actual human being, if you guys are that close go be there for your friend

Times a million  :-[
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Nails on December 20, 2012, 03:37:57 PM
There is a difference. Obviously, your grandfather lived a long, full, life. You knew that a 93, he could go anyday. I'm talking about unexpected deaths.

I have had many unexpected deaths with close friends , 1 suicide, one killed by driveby , couple in highschool from gang related, 2 died in car accidents


if you want to lock yourself in a room with a bottle and be depressed so be it if that makes you feel better, for me it does nothing, they are gone , never coming back, i think of them from time to time and smile but thats about it

its not hard to understand, some take death harder then others i am not one of those
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 20, 2012, 03:44:40 PM
I have had many unexpected deaths with close friends , 1 suicide, one killed by driveby , couple in highschool from gang related, 2 died in car accidents


if you want to lock yourself in a room with a bottle and be depressed so be it if that makes you feel better, for me it does nothing, they are gone , never coming back, i think of them from timFe to time and smile but thats about it

its not hard to understand, some take death harder then others i am not one of those
Fair enough bud. This isnt the subject to argue over.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Nails on December 20, 2012, 03:45:27 PM
I could be wrong as  do not know how exactly this works, but wouldn't his wife's brother also be his brother in-law and could he not have a girlfriend?  ???


Not sure how i wrote it, but He was my Sister-in Laws brother

We all grew up together, since elementry school

here is the story



INGLEWOOD, Calif. (KABC) -- A night spent partying on Halloween turned deadly for a man and woman in Inglewood.

Police said the two were standing outside a Halloween house party in the 400 block of North Edgewood Street when a car drove up and started shooting at around 1 a.m.

A single bullet hit 25-year-old Antonio Tavarez in the head and another bullet hit 23-year-old Claudia Marroquin in the chest. Both were taken to hospitals where they were pronounced dead.

"From information obtained from the scene, all we have is a gray vehicle drove by the location, opened fire and continued on out of the area," said Sgt. Michael Bolliger of Inglewood Police.

Investigators said the shooting may be gang related. No suspect description was released.

Detectives have very little to go on in this case, and they are asking for the public's help as the search continues for the killer or killers who gunned down that young couple.

Police asked anyone with information to call Inglewood police at (310) 412-5246.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: MikMaq on December 20, 2012, 03:48:34 PM
Dude I get you've dealt with alot of shit but if you think this shit didn't effect you long term your nuts.  I'd almost agree that most of the so called moping shit is nonsense.

It's the long term effect that dictates how serious something is.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 20, 2012, 03:52:31 PM
i think sex implies penetration of an orifice, I mean tit sex and hand jobs are sex in my book.

The first part of your sentence contradicts the second; I'll assume you mean tit sex and hand jobs don't count as sex; otherwise, you're agreeing with my use of the word 'penetrative' (since such acts aren't penetrative but still count as sex, meaning there is such a thing as non-penetrative sex).

Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: haider on December 20, 2012, 03:58:52 PM
The first part of your sentence contradicts the second; I'll assume you mean tit sex and hand jobs don't count as sex; otherwise, you're agreeing with my use of the word 'penetrative' (since such acts aren't penetrative but still count as sex, meaning there is such a thing as non-penetrative sex).


may I suggest a name change: how does 'SemanticsDouche' sound?
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: haider on December 20, 2012, 04:02:34 PM
Dude you can say what you want about me, but I think I have a rather healthy understanding of what a message board is.

It's a place for impersonal social interaction. The whole reason it has so much appeal is the lack of that unwanted crap we call empathy.

It's refreshing, it's like going to a shooting range, ain't a person alive who wants gun shooting flowers.

could you be any more obtuse? what the fuck man.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: DanielPaul on December 20, 2012, 04:56:34 PM
so.... your buddies girl just killed herself, I'd probably call an ambulance first and then you and your buddy need to pack up buy a G of snow and visit your local titty bar hope this helps :)
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 20, 2012, 05:59:11 PM
may I suggest a name change: how does 'SemanticsDouche' sound?

I'll mull this over. If I ever have a gimmick it will have 'semantics' in the name, no doubt.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: haider on December 20, 2012, 06:06:35 PM
I'll mull this over. If I ever have a gimmick it will have 'semantics' in the name, no doubt.
well, I was hoping you would opt for douche first...
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Alex23 on December 20, 2012, 06:10:35 PM
Dude I get you've dealt with alot of shit but if you think this shit didn't effect you long term your nuts.  I'd almost agree that most of the so called moping shit is nonsense.

It's the long term effect that dictates how serious something is.

Dude, are you affected by seasonal depression? Avesher and I are seriously worried about you.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: MikMaq on December 20, 2012, 06:19:16 PM
Dude, are you affected by seasonal depression? Avesher and I are seriously worried about you.
Nah man, my depression follows isolation, as tragic as this event has been it's forced me to reconcile with most of my friends and family to the point where I think I won't be worrying about me for a while. Until the last few years me and my friends were a very tight knit group. I don't think we'll be letting each other drift so much any time soon, that type of thing ain't even an option no more..
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Alex23 on December 20, 2012, 06:24:46 PM
Nah man, my depression follows isolation, as tragic as this event has been it's forced me to reconcile with most of my friends and family to the point where I think I won't be worrying about me for a while. Until the last few years me and my friends were a very tight knit group. I don't think we'll be letting each other drift so much any time soon, that type of thing ain't even an option no more..

Glad to read this chief, as much as this is only the internets, mental health is serious matter and any form of help and support can be helpful as in its nature, this is still human contact. No sarcasm here, ping us if you need to talk or anything.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Necrosis on December 20, 2012, 06:31:32 PM
The first part of your sentence contradicts the second; I'll assume you mean tit sex and hand jobs don't count as sex; otherwise, you're agreeing with my use of the word 'penetrative' (since such acts aren't penetrative but still count as sex, meaning there is such a thing as non-penetrative sex).



yes of course it was a typo, otherwise what I wrote makes no sense as neither the gap between two tits, the area of the breastbone,xyphoid process, deeper yet the mediastium, the declining thymus, anterior portion of the spine to the ligamentum flavum is an orifice nor the tight grip your boyfriend makes with his dick hand.

Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Radical Plato on December 20, 2012, 06:33:11 PM
My best friends girlfriend just killed herself. Seriously what the fuck do I do.
A good friend of mine killed himself a few years ago, we worked out for a long time in our late teens and early twenties.  he was a good man, I still think of him and miss him a great deal.  Not much you can do about it, if someone wants to check out, they can!
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Necrosis on December 20, 2012, 06:39:52 PM
I will have sex with your face if you don't STFU and exit this thread immediately.

also not an orifice, the face could mean a lot of things. Could you elaborate for me, please include a detailed description of your penis as imagining my face is obviously easy I need visual cues for you penis to make the image work.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 20, 2012, 07:06:35 PM
yes of course it was a typo, otherwise what I wrote makes no sense as neither the gap between two tits, the area of the breastbone,xyphoid process, deeper yet the mediastium, the declining thymus, anterior portion of the spine to the ligamentum flavum is an orifice nor the tight grip your boyfriend makes with his dick hand.

Learn how to type, please.

I'd keep arguing but the issue revolves around how one defines 'sex', and arguments about the merits of this or that definition don't interest me.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 20, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
Glad to read this chief, as much as this is only the internets, mental health is serious matter and any form of help and support can be helpful as in its nature, this is still human contact. No sarcasm here, ping us if you need to talk or anything.

Yeah sure kid, go ahead and open up to the assholes running the alex23 gimmick, call them, or email them so they can access your personal information.

They're only concerned with your well being.

 ::)
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Necrosis on December 21, 2012, 01:13:04 PM
Learn how to type, please.

I'd keep arguing but the issue revolves around how one defines 'sex', and arguments about the merits of this or that definition don't interest me.

no I will not.

are you slow? you are actually giving me serious responses?
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 21, 2012, 06:46:02 PM
no I will not.

are you slow? you are actually giving me serious responses?

My responses are super cereal.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: WOOO on December 21, 2012, 06:54:23 PM
Her mother died of cancer in may. They broke up in october. She`s kinda like me, as well.

I donno man how hard this is to explain.

I scene it coming, that`s all I can say only I was to absorbed with my own shit.

Seriously, man I know everyone says that but in my group of friends this stuff is no joke, I need to pull it together fast.

This is like losing a sister in law.

Alcohol helps
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: AbrahamG on December 22, 2012, 02:06:08 AM
Any pics of her tits ???

LMFAO!  You stay classy, San Diego.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: AbrahamG on December 22, 2012, 02:06:58 AM
If she is still warm quickly have sex with her, you'll regret it your whole life if you don't.

Sage advice.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: MikMaq on December 26, 2012, 12:53:21 AM
Thanks getbiggers. I'm reading back in this thread and this shit all seemed like it happened a year ago. For a while I felt guilty for posting this stuff online. However in doing so you guys really helped me. It was the simple advice that helped and in the end it was the simple advice that mattered.

Being told by a group in environment where their is no filter, no pleasantries or any of that other horseshit that gets passed around when people "die" wouldn't help, in the way you guys did.

This was a suicide, where the details were not normal, even compared to your average suicide.  In times like this feel good advice like tell your friend your sorry simply wouldn't cut it.

The people involved as you can guess are not normal, were a group of friends and family, that have no idea how to act even in the best of times. The simple advice just be around your friends, isn't something we as a group would come to on our own.

The simple idea of simply just being there in person actually worked, it really did, and it was a social pressure that forced my cousin(ground zero) to start dealing with shit.

I really cannot explain this significance of this one action, and how without your advice the process of us contnecting as a group would not happen.

Anyhows cheers byes, and have a good christmas.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 26, 2012, 01:23:54 AM
Thanks getbiggers. I'm reading back in this thread and this shit all seemed like it happened a year ago. For a while I felt guilty for posting this stuff online. However in doing so you guys really helped me. It was the simple advice that helped and in the end it was the simple advice that mattered.

Being told by a group in environment where their is no filter, no pleasantries or any of that other horseshit that gets passed around when people "die" wouldn't help, in the way you guys did.

This was a suicide, where the details were not normal, even compared to your average suicide.  In times like this feel good advice like tell your friend your sorry simply wouldn't cut it.

The people involved as you can guess are not normal, were a group of friends and family, that have no idea how to act even in the best of times. The simple advice just be around your friends, isn't something we as a group would come to on our own.

The simple idea of simply just being there in person actually worked, it really did, and it was a social pressure that forced my cousin(ground zero) to start dealing with shit.

I really cannot explain this significance of this one action, and how without your advice the process of us contnecting as a group would not happen.

Anyhows cheers byes, and have a good christmas.

good to hear, now fuck off idiot.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: bigmc on December 26, 2012, 02:03:14 AM
this thread takes attention whoring to a new level

ratard will post anything to get attention

posting about a friends suicide and asking for advice on here is beyond bad taste
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 26, 2012, 05:06:12 AM
this thread takes attention whoring to a new level

ratard will post anything to get attention

posting about a friends suicide and asking for advice on here is beyond bad taste

Actually I think that girl Wong Hong is pretty close with Ratard in attention whoring now. At least his is bodybuilding related though.
Title: Re: Seriously guys I`m fucking hysterical.
Post by: ChopperRider on December 26, 2012, 07:25:50 AM
this thread takes attention whoring to a new level

ratard will post anything to get attention

posting about a friends suicide and asking for advice on here is beyond bad taste

It doesn't post like it has Asperger's. It is mentally deficient, but not Asperger's.

It wouldn't be able to leave a thread it disagreed with if that were true.