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Title: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: ribonucleic on April 14, 2013, 10:31:58 AM
Best Villain

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111119144908/villains/images/9/99/Mola_Ram.jpg)

Darth Vader might Force-choke a bitch. But even he couldn't tear someone's heart out of their chest and hold it aloft in flames while still keeping them alive to burn them to death. That's style.

Mola Ram is so evil that, for him, enslaving children is just a sideline to deicide. ("The Hebrew god will fall!") Blowing up someone's planet is chump change by comparison.

It's true that he didn't have the best villain death...

(http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/5736/8632915_4.jpg?v=8CE70FDFAF1B540)

But he did get the best Fuck You:



Most bad-ass Indy

(http://www.oocities.org/hollywood/hills/6245/indy1.jpg)

This Indy isn't about furnishing museums. He steals the ashes of a Chinese emperor just to score a big fat diamond.

He cheats a kid at poker. When his woman gets uppity, he bullwhips her.

All this bad-assery is before we even get to...

Evil Indy

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/S89eoZ-XScI/AAAAAAAAvlI/oLi3MHW2CBc/s1600/evil+indy+2.jpg)

Evil Indy smacks the kid sidekick to the floor! Evil Indy manacles the girl into a deathtrap!

Evil Indy alone would put Temple of Doom at the top of the list.

Grossest gross-out

The gross-out scene is a franchise trademark. The chamber of bugs by itself would earn the movie this title. But that takes a distant second place to Snake Surprise.



Best joke

"Stop playing with that kid!"

Most racist

Racism is, of course, a bad thing. But it's a bedrock of the pulp adventure genre. So in this respect, Temple of Doom is truest to its source material.

Most muscular Indy

(http://www.theraider.net/films/todoom/gallery/dvdscreenshots/369.jpg)

Not necessarily important in general. But presumably of interest to this readership.
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: hardgainerj on April 14, 2013, 10:54:05 AM
the one with sean connery :D
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 11:43:30 AM
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Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: dr.chimps on April 14, 2013, 11:58:39 AM
That's a lot of work done over an incorrect thesis.
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Tapeworm on April 14, 2013, 12:15:04 PM
Best joke

"Stop playing with that kid!"

Classic line.  Right up there with "Hey, bitch!"

(http://ilovequeenanneslace.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/aliens-get-away-from-her-you-bitch.jpg)
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 14, 2013, 01:31:59 PM
Yes , Temple of Doom was the best

Very memorable scenes were Mola Rams Heartburn, The Bugs and the Dinnerscene with eyeballsoup
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 01:34:45 PM
Yes , Temple of Doom was the best

Very memorable scenes were Mola Rams Heartburn, The Bugs and the Dinnerscene with eyeballsoup
And chilled, monkey brains.
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: sancho ed on April 14, 2013, 01:41:11 PM
I agree! also the first one I saw!
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 01:46:17 PM
I agree! also the first one I saw!
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Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Hulkotron on April 14, 2013, 06:03:51 PM
It's very good, not sure if it's the best but I like it.

Most people seem to think it's the worst Indy movie for some reason.  They're all good imo except for the one with Shy LaBoof.
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Desolate on April 15, 2013, 12:21:05 AM
1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom














4. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


Trivia for IJ and the T of D:

1. Look at the name of the nightclub after Indy and Willie jump out the window. The place is named Club Obi-Wan.
2. George Lucas is the guy carrying the sack that walks past/bumps Indy, Willie and Short Round at the airport.
3. The guy they meet up with at the airport is actor Dan Ackroyd.
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Oblique on April 15, 2013, 11:15:32 PM
I would put Temple of Doom over Last Crusade, but I pretty much agree.
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: phreak on April 15, 2013, 11:31:20 PM
(http://www.theraider.net/films/todoom/gallery/dvdscreenshots/369.jpg)

As natural as Roseanne having sex. Should have upped the dose.
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Shockwave on April 15, 2013, 11:40:33 PM
Classic line.  Right up there with "Hey, bitch!"

(http://ilovequeenanneslace.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/aliens-get-away-from-her-you-bitch.jpg)
"Get away from her you BITCH!"
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Desolate on April 15, 2013, 11:45:48 PM
I would put Temple of Doom over Last Crusade, but I pretty much agree.

Don't forget that Last Crusade had by far the hottest chick.

Alison Doody.


(http://i45.tinypic.com/28k1qfk.jpg) (http://i45.tinypic.com/r9g4zd.jpg) (http://i45.tinypic.com/2aglzyb.jpg)
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Desolate on April 15, 2013, 11:52:14 PM
Gorgeous. :o

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2a62s6h.jpg)  (http://i47.tinypic.com/am4evm.jpg)
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 16, 2013, 12:45:12 AM
Temple of the Dog - great band.
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: _bruce_ on April 16, 2013, 03:42:16 AM
Gorgeous. :o

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2a62s6h.jpg)  (http://i47.tinypic.com/am4evm.jpg)

What a treat  :)
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Hulkotron on April 16, 2013, 08:44:18 AM
Doody looks to have a little bit of El Sonbaty googly-eye going on in that last pic.
Title: Re: Why "Temple of Doom" is the best Indiana Jones movie - no shit
Post by: Tito24 on April 16, 2013, 08:46:52 AM
movie made huge impact on me as a child, fantastic movie.