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Title: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: anabolichalo on April 24, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
these extra channels are for free the first two weeks

she was so interested

i hope she picks up a few things

like that she should suck my cock

also

i ordered cialis in case coming off roids soon will make me impotent
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Marine on April 24, 2013, 10:28:31 PM
these extra channels are for free the first two weeks

she was so interested

i hope she picks up a few things

like that she should suck my cock

also

i ordered cialis in case coming off roids soon will make me impotent


Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: anabolichalo on April 24, 2013, 10:29:18 PM

who hasnt

i know you have


champ ::)
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Psychopath on April 24, 2013, 10:29:35 PM
Cialis gives you a stuffy nose. I usually take 50mg cialis and chase it down with an EC stack to help counter act nasal congestion. Then i immediately follow up that shit with a mickey of Swedish "absolute" vodka and then proceed to bang the shit out of my escort for quite some time.

They cum bro, and these bitches usually don't.  
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: el numero uno on April 24, 2013, 10:34:09 PM
Next thread:

"If my gf watchs porn in a 3D screen can she get pregnant?"
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: anabolichalo on April 24, 2013, 10:37:05 PM
Cialis gives you a stuffy nose. I usually take 50mg cialis and chase it down with an EC stack to help counter act nasal congestion. Then i immediately follow up that shit with a mickey of Swedish "absolute" vodka and then proceed to bang the shit out of my escort for quite some time.

They cum bro, and these bitches usually don't.  
is ur cock big

i think i have to do jelqing for a few months or years
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: cephissus on April 24, 2013, 10:39:38 PM
Next thread:

"If my gf watchs porn in a 3D screen can she get pregnant?"

hahaahah
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: bodyofsteel on April 24, 2013, 10:40:47 PM
is ur cock big
woah, down boy ;D
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 25, 2013, 04:02:48 AM
I stopped reading at "girl friend"
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: 240 is Back on April 25, 2013, 04:04:23 AM
you should get blowjobs while watching porn during the *red week*.

Also it works in reverse... if your junk doesn't work because you're coming off the gear, you should offer to go down on her while she watches porn.  Probably won't happen, but offer.
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: gracie bjj on April 25, 2013, 04:08:56 AM
my wife gets pissed at me when i start watching porn, i usually watch it when im partying hard n have trouble getting a boner. she gets really mad when i get coke cock n my shit doesnt get hard, thats one of the reasons i stopped doing that shit. now im on test n my rod is as hard as a telephone pole,all 3 inches of it
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Method101 on April 25, 2013, 04:11:31 AM
put a small amount of Vaseline on the inside of your nose when you use Viagra or Cialis, the increased blood flow could cause you to have a nosebleed though it has never happened to me.

Viagra 50mg works well for me, I don't normally need it but use it on the first night with a new girl to cure performance anxiety.

I rarely can cum without wanking so I can go on for ages, my girlfriend cums easily and last time she even produced the milky white cum which in her words was "proper cum" as opposed to the clear fluid which is regular. She seemed really moral and traditional when I first met her but she is a freak when it comes to sex..

Getbig members may think my arms are skinny but she always says they are big and muscular lol.
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on April 25, 2013, 04:29:08 AM
these extra channels are for free the first two weeks

she was so interested

i hope she picks up a few things

like that she should suck my cock

also

i ordered cialis in case coming off roids soon will make me impotent


Only a matter of time now, until your girlfriend starts craving other men's cocks.  Congrats.
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Henda on April 25, 2013, 04:31:20 AM
these extra channels are for free the first two weeks

she was so interested

i hope she picks up a few things

like that she should suck my cock

also

i ordered cialis in case coming off roids soon will make me impotent


at least she watched it with you thatsa good start.
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Henda on April 25, 2013, 04:35:57 AM
put a small amount of Vaseline on the inside of your nose when you use Viagra or Cialis, the increased blood flow could cause you to have a nosebleed though it has never happened to me.

Viagra 50mg works well for me, I don't normally need it but use it on the first night with a new girl to cure performance anxiety.

I rarely can cum without wanking so I can go on for ages, my girlfriend cums easily and last time she even produced the milky white cum which in her words was "proper cum" as opposed to the clear fluid which is regular. She seemed really moral and traditional when I first met her but she is a freak when it comes to sex..

Getbig members may think my arms are skinny but she always says they are big and muscular lol.

id be amazed if your girlfriend is below 300lbs, obese fuckers think anybody below 30% bf is big lean and muscular.
Why do you need viagra? Seriously
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 25, 2013, 04:53:24 AM
Next thread:

"If my gf watchs porn in a 3D screen can she get pregnant?"
:D
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Rudee on April 25, 2013, 08:45:24 AM
my girlfriend cums easily and last time she even produced the milky white cum which in her words was "proper cum" as opposed to the clear fluid which is regular.

That white cum is probably the cum leftover in her vag from the dude she is banging behind your back. 
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: Tito24 on April 25, 2013, 08:47:35 AM
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Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: anabolichalo on April 25, 2013, 11:19:49 AM
she was admiring one guys cock size and said

"and they say black have big one, look at this guy big white"

i was like "he he  :-\" awkward times

penis envy kicking in again


steroids made me forget about penis size for a while and fixate on muscles


 :(
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 25, 2013, 01:44:04 PM
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Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: anabolichalo on April 25, 2013, 01:45:17 PM
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-57BC_5179957C.jpg)
;D

just keeping it real


penis envy is a day to day reality
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 25, 2013, 01:45:50 PM
;D

just keeping it real


penis envy is a day to day reality

not if you are packing a 6 inch hammer like tbombz.  ;D
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: anabolichalo on April 25, 2013, 01:47:07 PM
not if you are packing a 6 inch hammer like tbombz.  ;D
ha yeah that guy is delusional as hell

"mr all night" he calls himself


well i guess with a cock that small it would take hours for him to ejaculate since he barely gets any friction

Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: tommywishbone on April 25, 2013, 01:54:02 PM
Cialis gives you a stuffy nose. I usually take 50mg cialis and chase it down with an EC stack to help counter act nasal congestion. Then i immediately follow up that shit with a mickey of Swedish "absolute" vodka and then proceed to bang the shit out of my escort for quite some time.

They cum bro, and these bitches usually don't.  

 ;D  Not a bad combo. I recommend:

10 mg Cialis
200IU HCG
One heathly rail of blow
White Wine, something nice with a cork.

You can send me a thank you card later.
Title: Re: i was watching HD porn movies on a huge flatscreen yesterday with my girl friend
Post by: bodyofsteel on April 25, 2013, 02:00:24 PM
blah blah penis blah blah cock blah blah GetBig :o

You sure that wasn't your boyfriend? ;D