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Title: Dilemna
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 01, 2013, 09:32:01 PM
what was I thinking posting that, too much lol
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: MB_722 on June 01, 2013, 09:33:20 PM
shes down for sex you fucktard

better than finding a chastity belt and bible idiot
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: MB_722 on June 01, 2013, 09:37:49 PM
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 01, 2013, 09:50:53 PM
Quote from: MB_722 on June 01, 2013, 09:33:20 PM
shes down for sex you fucktard

better than finding a chastity belt and bible idiot

Thanks for your input. I know she is down for fucking , I just find it funny because she is such a goddam prude and holier than thou in real life yet I find, umm sorry my friend found a dick treasure chest

Again thanks for commenting on the obvious

Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: avxo on June 01, 2013, 09:57:44 PM
Quote from: NelsonMuntz on June 01, 2013, 09:32:01 PM
So lets just say In have a friend who was at a female friends house and he asked by her to go fetch something from one of the drawers in her bedroom and when he goes in the drawer he looks in the wrong box and sees giant dildos and chocolate flavoured condoms.

What do you say? Or what do you do?

Getbiggers advice and loll's welcome.

Ps she once looked at herself in the mirror and pondered her triceps development so bodybuilding related

Your "friend" – who sounds like a pussy – should do what she expects him to do. Slip one of those chocolate flavored condoms on the dildo and start licking. This will, presumably, give her time to put on her strap on.

And be sure to compliment her on her traps.

Err, I mean your "friend".

Make sure your "friend" compliments her on her traps.

 ::)
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: MB_722 on June 01, 2013, 09:58:31 PM
you started a thread about your friend.  ::)  gtfo

Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: MB_722 on June 01, 2013, 10:02:23 PM
(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2302/2510825375_176f1608a0.jpg)
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: dj181 on June 01, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
what's her bench?
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 02, 2013, 01:18:56 AM
trust me those dildos were huge and no one less than Mandingo could fulfill this.
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: Krankenstein on June 02, 2013, 04:41:24 AM
Quote from: NelsonMuntz on June 02, 2013, 01:18:56 AM
trust me those dildos were huge and no one less than Mandingo could fulfill this.

We will look forward to your thread on how your "friend" gave it his best when she started to "experiment" with those toys on him   ::)
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 02, 2013, 06:06:53 AM
Dude, you have female friends? GTFO, how old are you, 12?
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: The Grim Lifter on June 02, 2013, 06:08:59 AM
After some of the Kai Greene videos i've seen posted on here you could post anything about jacking off and it would be bodybuilding related
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: dj181 on June 02, 2013, 07:03:33 AM
Quote from: Irongrip400 on June 02, 2013, 06:06:53 AM
Dude, you have female friends? GTFO, how old are you, 12?

 ???

i have a few female friends myself, not sure what thier benches are though
Title: Re: Dilemna
Post by: King Shizzo on June 02, 2013, 07:41:26 AM
Chocolate flavored condoms? Mudshark.