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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: JediTerminator on June 09, 2013, 12:35:43 PM
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So I fucked my ex gf, who I later found out blew some smelly fat world of warcraft nerd (jesus i'm not that guys sloppy seconds), and now she's got bronchitis from swallowing his skeet and I have the same symptoms are her. fucking whore.
So how long until I can train? I don't wanna walk my ass down to the emergency room and wait there for 15 hours to get in. I got some robitussin, advil, lots of water and good food.
Should I train when I'm down to just a cough? Start with cardio first before weights? I'm not gonna be a dick and spread it into the gym, so I have a stationary bike at home I can do cardio on.
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Classic getbig... lol
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So, you blew some dude and now you have aids. Sorry to hear it bro, but that's what bug chasings all about.
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So your dick will fall off?
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I think you mean you contracted an std...
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no no no
she blew him, then later in the week I fucked her. but I contracted this infection from her. so now when I do I train cuz I'm sick. should I start with cardio or weights?
no std. my dick is fine.
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You need to get that Dungeons and Dragons potion of health. Head thru the northern woods, beware of the firewolves.
Avoid the one horned Ox, go thru the Valley of Silver Fire. Then make your way to the Golden Cave. The Wizard of testicular fortitude will have the magic potion of health.
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You don't fucked your ex, she fucked you
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PIP
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So the dude told you he had AIDS and you sucked his cock anyway? I admire your dedication, but you don't have shit for common sense.
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Ok ok ok so here goes. You cannot have a viral bacterial infection, you can however have a viral infection for a long period of time that later on causes a bacterial infection. Also give this some thought, when your girl is going around sucking off all the d and d experts she can contract things like say syphilis or gonhoria n places other than the vag like say the eyes ears nose throat even in specific limbs if secretions get in a certain wound.
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no no no
she blew him, then later in the week I fucked her. but I contracted this infection from her. so now when I do I train cuz I'm sick. should I start with cardio or weights?
no std. my dick is fine.
You are now perhaps the dumbest fuck on GetBig. "I don't have a sexually transmitted disease, but I got something after I fucked my ex girlfriend". What did she leave something on sheets and you rolled in it (well, there is crabs, but that's the point here)? Did she somehow magically inject you with something while you slept? Was the elusive bronchial infection air breath spell she learned from the World of Warcraft dude?
You deserve what you got if you fucked an ex without protection. Doesn't stop you from getting anything from oral...but still.
@DavidPaul - thanks for pointing that out. Geezus, are some people really this stupid?
::)
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no no no
she blew him, then later in the week I fucked her. but I contracted this infection from her. so now when I do I train cuz I'm sick. should I start with cardio or weights?
no std. my dick is fine.
Should not have kissed her!
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You have gonnorea in your throat, go see a doctor before you die.
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So let me get this straight...
You showed the man at the bus stop your peepee, he gave you a mild form of AIDS, then you stopped at Adonis' house and he and Jezzebelle baked you some oatmeal cookies ???
Also, your mother is a whore.
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Sounds like genital warts deep in the troat .sorry mate your fucked
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i once caught parasites from a somali bar slut
i never had any symptoms but passed it to my woman
i played dumb and got away with it
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Should have stayed away from Tbombz, no matter how much you wanted to see him in that bunny costume.
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Them World of Warcraft boys be getting down!
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So let me get this straight...
You showed the man at the bus stop your peepee, he gave you a mild form of AIDS, then you stopped at Adonis' house and he and Jezzebelle baked you some oatmeal cookies ???
Also, your mother is a whore.
wtf LOL!
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So let me get this straight...
You showed the man at the bus stop your peepee, he gave you a mild form of AIDS, then you stopped at Adonis' house and he and Jezzebelle baked you some oatmeal cookies ???
Also, your mother is a whore.
wut? ??? ??? lmao!
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;D
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hahaha
(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/world-of-warcraft.jpg)
(http://sexncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tumblr_lu4vkvWCTg1r5xlx3o1_1280.jpg)
(http://cartoonpornguide.com/cartoonporn/World-of-Warcraft-1979579.jpg)
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i'm no doctor but i'm pretty fucking sure you can't get bronchitis through your dick
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So I fucked my ex gf, who I later found out blew some smelly fat world of warcraft nerd (jesus i'm not that guys sloppy seconds), and now she's got bronchitis from swallowing his skeet and I have the same symptoms are her. fucking whore.
So how long until I can train? I don't wanna walk my ass down to the emergency room and wait there for 15 hours to get in. I got some robitussin, advil, lots of water and good food.
Should I train when I'm down to just a cough? Start with cardio first before weights? I'm not gonna be a dick and spread it into the gym, so I have a stationary bike at home I can do cardio on.
seems like herpes srs
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What a queer.
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i once caught parasites from a somali bar slut
i never had any symptoms but passed it to my woman
i played dumb and got away with it
Wow, how amazing black Somali pussy in south Europe ::) ::) ::)
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Wow, how amazing black Somali pussy in south Europe ::) ::) ::)
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A "viral bacteria" doesn't exist....
says Dr Dutch.
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PIP
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i'm no doctor but i'm pretty fucking sure you can't get bronchitis through your dick
Hahahaha solid observation.