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Title: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Army of One on July 08, 2013, 03:56:46 PM
You always hear guys saying they are going for the Statham look, yet Statham is one of the only ones Ive seen pull it off, then they might bust out a Bruce willis looks good bald,then possibly a vin diesel,the rock , finished with a Patrick Stewart, then the conversation goes silent.99.9% look worse than before.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 03:57:58 PM
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Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 03:58:55 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/White_chicken_egg.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Rudee on July 08, 2013, 04:03:51 PM
This is an example of a dude who doesnt have a good shaped head for the bald look.

(http://www.mmabay.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Anderson-Silva-002.jpg)
(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/albertzig/albertzig1210/albertzig121000005/15612548-3d-cartoon-alien.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Abacab on July 08, 2013, 04:09:24 PM
(http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1176/Kojak005.jpg)

The OG reference standard.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 04:10:26 PM
(http://cdn.pjmedia.com/lifestyle/files/2013/05/tumblr_lnc80eRYO01qckagio1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: _bruce_ on July 08, 2013, 04:20:31 PM
Shaved head looks like shit most of the time so the victims of hairlossiosis have to play it cool and voila - they're a celebrity because of their unpleasant appearance.
People with a nice head and a thick neck can look cool.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 08, 2013, 04:45:36 PM
Shaved head looks like shit most of the time so the victims of hairlossiosis have to play it cool and voila - they're a celebrity because of their unpleasant appearance.
People with a nice head and a thick neck can look cool.

 :D :D :D & they would kill to have their hair back !.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 08, 2013, 06:45:02 PM
:D :D :D & they would kill to have their hair back !.

Exactly.

It accounts for the massive amount of money spent on hair loss treatments.

Sucks to be them...hahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 07:05:49 PM
(http://baumanmedical.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452e47a69e2012876af43d4970c-800wi)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 07:06:38 PM
(http://hairlosshelpcenter.org/wp-content/gallery/celebrity-transplants/brendan_frasier_celebrity_hair_transplant.gif)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 07:07:24 PM
(http://www.virginiasurgical.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Before-After-Tom-Hanks-Hair-Transplant.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 07:08:22 PM
(http://hairtransplant-info.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jeremypivenhairtransplant01.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 07:11:23 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyryijTild1rogr9eo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 08, 2013, 07:18:15 PM
Mark Wahlberg has the worst hair of anyone.  It looks like someone took a shit on his head.  His wrinkled brow does not match his fake hair whatsoever.  I can`t take him seriously with that hair of his.

Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 07:22:06 PM
(http://img2.findthebest.com/sites/default/files/279/media/images/Mark_Wahlberg.png)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 08, 2013, 07:23:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAA who is he fooling


(http://ennvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hair-Mark-Wahlberg-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: MikMaq on July 08, 2013, 07:37:59 PM
What makes it more foolish is that his brother was bald as shit young, genetics that bad cannot be skipped.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: njflex on July 08, 2013, 07:45:59 PM
(http://hairtransplant-info.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jeremypivenhairtransplant01.jpg)
entire career was saved ,,instead of playing the best friend or the 3rd friend the funny ,angry one ,,he got top billing on enterouge,,at one point he did episode of seinfeld the one where they cast the jerry show on the jerry show.piven read for the costanza part  and got it,,,
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Quickerblade on July 08, 2013, 07:58:11 PM
please add Stallone
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/19/article-2265025-1707F46D000005DC-84_634x808.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Viking11 on July 08, 2013, 08:26:30 PM
Hairpiece of peace...
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 08, 2013, 08:28:04 PM
You always hear guys saying they are going for the Statham look, yet Statham is one of the only ones Ive seen pull it off, then they might bust out a Bruce willis looks good bald,then possibly a vin diesel,the rock , finished with a Patrick Stewart, then the conversation goes silent.99.9% look worse than before.

Cause sometimes you don't have a choice in the matter.   :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Psychopath on July 08, 2013, 08:40:11 PM
I've been blessed with a nice shaped cranium, that is heading for the classic toilet bowl territory within the coming 10yrs.

I have no fear, hookers don't care about my hair, only my money.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: spotter on July 30, 2013, 05:00:44 AM
You always hear guys saying they are going for the Statham look, yet Statham is one of the only ones Ive seen pull it off, then they might bust out a Bruce willis looks good bald,then possibly a vin diesel,the rock , finished with a Patrick Stewart, then the conversation goes silent.99.9% look worse than before.


Include Mike O'Hearn...... :-X
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Desolate on July 30, 2013, 05:20:43 AM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/i54yfc.png)

WTF? ??? :o
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 05:24:05 AM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/i54yfc.png)

WTF? ??? :o

He just got a hair trainplant.  That is where they take the hair from and then close the area up.  A lot of guys w a transplant have that scar. 
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Tito24 on July 30, 2013, 05:24:33 AM
some have horrible craniums for a bald look, i never understand these men who at all costs wants to keep their hair even though there is only something left on the sides. they usually look so much better having shaven it all of
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: O.Z. on July 30, 2013, 05:35:43 AM
Jason Statham though thinks he looks like Sev
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 30, 2013, 05:43:38 AM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/i54yfc.png)

WTF? ??? :o

It's a hair transplant scar. A coworker at the office recently shaved all his "hair" off and the poor guy had one of these scars. I thought he might have had a craniotomy in the past (head surgery), but he told me in private that when he was younger (he is now in his early 50's), he opted for one of those hair transplants and the only catch was that he could never shave his hair or sport a buzz cut.

If you're going bald, I say shave it all off and make peace with it. None of these so-called "medical" solutions ever work for hair loss, they are just a band-aid on a serious hemorrhage.

"1"

P.S. Aside from my coworker, another man who had one of these scars was Joe Rogan. When I met him at Tenth Planet in LA, the guy had one of these scars and at the time I had no clue what the hell that was. Figured he might have had a brain tumor in the past, which to me, explained his erratic behavior at the time..
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 05:46:43 AM
It's a hair transplant scar. A coworker at the office recently shaved all his "hair" off and the poor guy had one of these scars. I thought he might have had a craniotomy in the past (head surgery), but he told me in private that when he was younger (he is now in his early 50's), he opted for one of those hair transplants and the only catch was that he could never shave his hair or sport a buzz cut.

If you're going bald, I say shave it all off and make peace with it. None of these so-called "medical" solutions ever work for hair loss, they are just a band-aid on a serious hemorrhage.

"1"

P.S. Aside from my coworker, another man who had one of these scars was Joe Rogan. When I met him at Tenth Planet in LA, the guy had one of these scars and at the time I had no clue what the hell that was. Figured he might have had a brain tumor in the past, which to me, explained his erratic behavior at the time..

One of my good friends paid about 40k for a hair transplant - it looks pretty good - but who the F knows what it will look like 10 - 20 - 30 years from now.  
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 30, 2013, 05:48:28 AM
One of my good friends paid about 40k for a hair transplant - it looks pretty good - but who the F knows what it will look like 10 - 20 - 30 years from now. 

40K for a little extra hair??

That's ridiculous. Unless you're a Hollywood actor, model or porn star, whose career depends on their looks, why even care so much?

"1"
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: ukjeff on July 30, 2013, 05:49:28 AM
Quote
P.S. Aside from my coworker, another man who had one of these scars was Joe Rogan. When I met him at Tenth Planet in LA, the guy had one of these scars and at the time I had no clue what the hell that was. Figured he might have had a brain tumor in the past, which to me, explained his erratic behavior at the time..
lol at the veiled insult.   ;D
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 30, 2013, 05:52:28 AM
lol at the veiled insult.   ;D

No... I like Joe Rogan. Besides, if I ever go down to their gym again, I don't want the guy giving me the cold shoulder. He just struck me as a little odd that's all.

I think Steve Arce might have spoken to him a few times and can attest to his strange ways. Our resident poster Che is also a huge fan of Rogan's work.

"1"
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Grape Ape on July 30, 2013, 05:53:00 AM
I just asked a bald guy at the office if he thinks he looks like Jason Statham and he said no, so the OPs theory is shit.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 05:58:06 AM
40K for a little extra hair??

That's ridiculous. Unless you're a Hollywood actor, model or porn star, whose career depends on their looks, why even care so much?

"1"

Guy looks like EXACT version of Paulie Cicero from Goodfellas and has the $$$ and wanted to keep the look.. 
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 30, 2013, 06:38:42 AM
No... I like Joe Rogan. Besides, if I ever go down to their gym again, I don't want the guy giving me the cold shoulder. He just struck me as a little odd that's all.

I think Steve Arce might have spoken to him a few times and can attest to his strange ways. Our resident poster Che is also a huge fan of Rogan's work.

"1"

Can you expound on your experience with him? I'm a huge fan of his podcast.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 30, 2013, 06:41:05 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2013, 06:55:18 AM
Nah I don't think I look like Straham at all.


...but I've been told I look like Vin Diesal :-\
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: 240 is Back on July 30, 2013, 07:09:13 AM
getbig told me I looked like a carnie that runs amusement park rides, when bald.

I fcking hate pikeys.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 07:10:18 AM
getbig told me I looked like a carnie that runs amusement park rides, when bald.

I fcking hate pikeys.

Maybe we need a bald guys thread? 
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Pet shop boys on July 30, 2013, 07:27:46 AM
getbig told me I looked like a carnie that runs amusement park rides, when bald.

I fcking hate pikeys.

Is that really you?




WOooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: njflex on July 30, 2013, 08:53:02 AM
Nah I don't think I look like Straham at all.


...but I've been told I look like Vin Diesal :-\
TOLD U MARK DUGDALE...
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: anabolichalo on July 30, 2013, 08:57:23 AM
I've been blessed with a nice shaped cranium, that is heading for the classic toilet bowl territory within the coming 10yrs.

I have no fear, hookers don't care about my hair, only my money.
trannies know the deal about mpb anyway
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: _bruce_ on July 30, 2013, 08:59:11 AM
Jason Statham though thinks he looks like Sev

Must be a low self esteem issue.

lol @ Rogan's erratic behavior -  1, like a true gentleman, has quite the way with words.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: anabolichalo on July 30, 2013, 09:12:00 AM
;D

your recent physical decay has left you looking much worse tho

i hope ur back on the sauce
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 30, 2013, 09:15:33 AM
Can you expound on your experience with him? I'm a huge fan of his podcast.

Two years ago I went to visit family in California. While there, a family member of mine (Sister's husband at the time) that trains at Alliance San Diego told me about Eddie Bravo's gym in downtown LA. I have always known about Eddie Bravo, since he submitted a particular member of the Gracie family that was renowned for his JiuJitsu skill set. I figured it would be fun to head over and try to pick up a little of his rubber guard and see if maybe I can add it to my own JiuJitsu game.

We went for about a 6 days to Bravo's gym (every other day mostly using day passes) and while there I met Eddie Bravo and he was a very nice guy, definitely into the alternative lifestyle that a musician would have. Joe Rogan showed up two times while I was there during the evening hours. I got introduced to him and told him I was a Renzo Gracie Brown Belt and he was a Eddie Bravo Brown Belt at the time. I asked if he wanted to roll, he was up for it and we went at it for about 10-15 minutes for 2 solid rounds of rolling. We got to roll both times that I saw him and each time he seemed like a super passionate guy that was very set on his ways. I told him I was in the finance industry and he expressed to me how our economy was fucked due to big pharma and agricultural monopolies (Monsanto came up, as well as a few others). I tried to explain to him that things like this have been occurring for the better part of the century and that conglomeration of companies into larger entities has been going on by way of the various media, accounting & finance firms, agricultural, to even that of car companies and that as a result, these predatory ways of pushing out the little guy is nothing new. He felt that it was never to the extent that it has become today and kept referencing stuff from the internet. I simply agreed and kept rolling with him and in subtle fashion asked him to teach me more regarding their guard and the transitions from their back. I was not there to try to debate with someone that clearly has done their internet research.

Aside from that, he just seemed like the type of guy that was on Ritalin or one of those attention enhancing drugs. You know, guys that talk intensely, while staring at your eyes and accentuating words to the point that you don't know if their angry or simply over zealous..

Other than that, he seemed like a very nice guy. He certainly reeked of a little marijuana, but that doesn't bother me much. He was also pretty short, I'd say about 5'6-5'7, if I have to guess. I can see him being a nice guy to catch a drink with and possibly wasting endless hours debating ideas regarding the economy and politics.

"1"
 
P.S. I never was able to add the rubber guard to my ground game, as I am not as flexible as you need to be to employ it and it didn't seem to be worth all the effort it takes to set it up. Maybe if I was brought up in his system, I would have been able to appreciate it more, but it didn't work for me.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: anabolichalo on July 30, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
if you are bald with a fucked cranium shape


oh man
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: WalterWhite on July 30, 2013, 09:31:58 AM
Joe Rogan? Are there any pictures of this? Seems he opted for the buzz cut after all anyways...


Not any of the back of his head on the net.  I was watching another show last night and the scar was clearly visible. He regretted the transplants and just said fuck it and shaved his head.

He has some pretty crazy ink from a superb artist in CA.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: njflex on July 30, 2013, 09:53:09 AM
LeBron James just got a hair transplant; was very visible in the post game interviews.
OPTED NOT TO DO THE JAMIE FOXX SHARPIE MARKER LOOK THEN ?
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 09:54:25 AM
OPTED NOT TO DO THE JAMIE FOXX SHARPIE MARKER LOOK THEN ?

 ;D  ha ha ha ha 
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: WalterWhite on July 30, 2013, 09:55:04 AM
LeBron James just got a hair transplant; was very visible in the post game interviews.

Wes Welker did it too and advertised for the surgeon. Tom Brady has been long rumored to have had work.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 30, 2013, 09:55:21 AM
Two years ago I went to visit family in California. While there, a family member of mine (Sister's husband at the time) that trains at Alliance San Diego told me about Eddie Bravo's gym in downtown LA. I have always known about Eddie Bravo, since he submitted a particular member of the Gracie family that was renowned for his JiuJitsu skill set. I figured it would be fun to head over and try to pick up a little of his rubber guard and see if maybe I can add it to my own JiuJitsu game.

We went for about a 6 days to Bravo's gym (every other day mostly using day passes) and while there I met Eddie Bravo and he was a very nice guy, definitely into the alternative lifestyle that a musician would have. Joe Rogan showed up two times while I was there during the evening hours. I got introduced to him and told him I was a Renzo Gracie Brown Belt and he was a Eddie Bravo Brown Belt at the time. I asked if he wanted to roll, he was up for it and we went at it for about 10-15 minutes for 2 solid rounds of rolling. We got to roll both times that I saw him and each time he seemed like a super passionate guy that was very set on his ways. I told him I was in the finance industry and he expressed to me how our economy was fucked due to big pharma and agricultural monopolies (Monsanto came up, as well as a few others). I tried to explain to him that things like this have been occurring for the better part of the century and that conglomeration of companies into larger entities has been going on by way of the various media, accounting & finance firms, agricultural, to even that of car companies and that as a result, these predatory ways of pushing out the little guy is nothing new. He felt that it was never to the extent that it has become today and kept referencing stuff from the internet. I simply agreed and kept rolling with him and in subtle fashion asked him to teach me more regarding their guard and the transitions from their back. I was not there to try to debate with someone that clearly has done their internet research.

Aside from that, he just seemed like the type of guy that was on Ritalin or one of those attention enhancing drugs. You know, guys that talk intensely, while staring at your eyes and accentuating words to the point that you don't know if their angry or simply over zealous..

Other than that, he seemed like a very nice guy. He certainly reeked of a little marijuana, but that doesn't bother me much. He was also pretty short, I'd say about 5'6-5'7, if I have to guess. I can see him being a nice guy to catch a drink with and possibly wasting endless hours debating ideas regarding the economy and politics.

"1"
 
P.S. I never was able to add the rubber guard to my ground game, as I am not as flexible as you need to be to employ it and it didn't seem to be worth all the effort it takes to set it up. Maybe if I was brought up in his system, I would have been able to appreciate it more, but it didn't work for me.

Thanks for the story bro!

LOL he sounds just like he does on his podcast when he gets worked up.

I know he smokes religiously before jiu Jitsu as he finds it focuses him.

And yes he is definitely a professional Internet researcher, I see how that can be annoying given your field. Good stuff bro
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 10:01:06 AM
Hadn't really checked out Jaime Foxx hairline until the prior post...

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wtf-so-jamie-foxx-fixed-his-receding-hairline-o.453120439/

He looks ridiculous in that pic.  ha ha ha ha
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 30, 2013, 10:06:16 AM
Thanks for the story bro!

LOL he sounds just like he does on his podcast when he gets worked up.

I know he smokes religiously before jiu Jitsu as he finds it focuses him.

And yes he is definitely a professional Internet researcher, I see how that can be annoying given your field. Good stuff bro

Again, Rogan was a very, very nice guy (I'd even call him sweet in nature, due to his ability to laugh things off) and very welcoming to everyone who trained at Bravo's academy.

Personally, I just don't take too well to people that take a few ideas gathered off the internet as fact and then defend said ideas without being open to compromise. Hence why I just agreed with him and moved on from the talk about the economy.

I don't know about many things, but the few things that I have a good grasp on, I have actually researched and have spent ample amount of time discussing the matters with others.

Rogan's Googlitsu is just too strong for me..

"1"
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 30, 2013, 10:16:58 AM
Googlitsu haha

Rogans podcast is interesting for a listen or two, hearing some of his Internet findings, and listening to his thought process form ideas from his findings.

I like Rogan, but I enjoy his variety of guests more than himself sctually.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: bradistani on July 30, 2013, 10:21:30 AM
Again, Rogan was a very, very nice guy (I'd even call him sweet in nature, due to his ability to laugh things off) and very welcoming to everyone who trained at Bravo's academy.

Personally, I just don't take too well to people that take a few ideas gathered off the internet as fact and then defend said ideas without being open to compromise. Hence why I just agreed with him and moved on from the talk about the economy.

I don't know about many things, but the few things that I have a good grasp on, I have actually researched and have spent ample amount of time discussing the matters with others.

Rogan's Googlitsu is just too strong for me..

"1"

ahaaha  ;D
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: B_B_C on July 30, 2013, 01:47:30 PM
alot of (supposedly) masculine men here fearing one of the visable consequences of that masculinity ?
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 01:51:18 PM
alot of (supposedly) masculine men here fearing one of the visable consequences of that masculinity ?

 ??? 

We have a lot of bald guys here. 

Shit - we should have a GB Bald Forum

Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 30, 2013, 03:39:15 PM
??? 

We have a lot of bald guys here. 

Shit - we should have a GB Sucks To Be Bald Forum



Fixed
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: liberty on July 30, 2013, 03:45:06 PM
Shaving your entire head every day is a pain in fvcking ass  >:(
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 30, 2013, 03:45:34 PM
Hairpiece of peace...

 ;D
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 05:01:31 PM
Fixed

I don't mind it at all.  It's clean and easy to keep.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Bevo on July 30, 2013, 06:26:58 PM
This.

Just look at half the actors out there. If the money wasn't there, neither would be the women flocking to them.

Wow! U just figured that out BRO?! ;D
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 30, 2013, 07:42:32 PM
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 30, 2013, 07:54:08 PM
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: 99 Bananas on July 30, 2013, 07:58:05 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Georges_Gurdjieff.JPG/220px-Georges_Gurdjieff.JPG)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: B_B_C on July 31, 2013, 07:08:46 AM
Shaving your entire head every day is a pain in fvcking ass  >:(


obviously that depends upon where you keep your head?
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on July 31, 2013, 11:00:58 AM
Has Statham honestly ever had a shaved head? I've seen a bunch of his movies and can't recall it.  Dumb thread.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Army of One on July 31, 2013, 11:12:37 AM
Has Statham honestly ever had a shaved head? I've seen a bunch of his movies and can't recall it.  Dumb thread.

Usually has a number 2 , his head is completely shaved in army scenes in his new movie redemption
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Danimal77 on August 03, 2013, 12:41:05 AM
getbig told me I looked like a carnie that runs amusement park rides, when bald.

I fcking hate pikeys.

Nice penciled in eyebrows and puckering up your lips for the camera  ::)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on August 03, 2013, 01:29:44 AM
getbig told me I looked like a carnie that runs amusement park rides, when bald.

I fcking hate pikeys.

You have a beautiful feminine face. I mean really gorgeous.
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: kreator on August 03, 2013, 01:59:26 AM
there's this bouncer at a club in my neck of the woods who looks EXACTLY like statham regarding facial features + shaved head except that he's got like 30 lbs on statham, i'll try to find some pics
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: anabolichalo on August 03, 2013, 02:09:50 AM
there's this bouncer at a club in my neck of the woods who looks EXACTLY like statham regarding facial features + shaved head except that he's got like 30 lbs on statham, i'll try to find some pics
did he have a profile on bb.com?

there was an exact copy of satham there but big and juiced to hell
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: njflex on August 03, 2013, 07:22:11 AM
You have a beautiful feminine face. I mean really gorgeous.
lol,,,
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: Army of One on August 03, 2013, 07:47:01 AM
Check out these delusionites, can be found in any town pub

Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: anabolichalo on August 03, 2013, 08:39:10 AM
Check out these delusionites, can be found in any town pub


delusional bald(ing) guys who idolize satham  ::)
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: hench on August 03, 2013, 12:06:31 PM
amazing a lookalike contest and not one looks like him, they all think they look cool though
Check out these delusionites, can be found in any town pub


Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: POB on August 03, 2013, 11:40:06 PM
Beats plugs or a rug. Only an Alfa can pull it off...
Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: James28 on August 04, 2013, 03:31:26 AM
For all my many, many, many many faults, going bald isn't one of them. Not that it's a fault per se, but it's one less 'consideration'. My hairline has not changed one iota since I was 16. However I am going grey very fast  :-[ I did rock a shaved head for a few years when I was in my early 20's and think it looked decent. No weird shapes or lumps/bumps to embarrass me.

Title: Re: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham?
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on August 04, 2013, 03:44:23 AM
For all my many, many, many many faults, going bald isn't one of them. Not that it's a fault per se, but it's one less 'consideration'. My hairline has not changed one iota since I was 16. However I am going grey very fast  :-[ I did rock a shaved head for a few years when I was in my early 20's and think it looked decent. No weird shapes or lumps/bumps to embarrass me.



I do think people hold it against you if you look decent with a shaved head, Dorks and fools that can't pull it off correctly will be fine. If you look mean, or tough, people don't like it. I've started growing hair back, and it it like an instant transformation with people.