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Title: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: anabolichalo on August 22, 2013, 03:29:53 PM
overhead cable tricep extention and then they awkwardly try to dodge the cable with their head


etc

etc
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: Papper on August 22, 2013, 03:41:53 PM
I just snicker at the ones doing tricep pushdowns using their knees, stomach and chest more than their triceps.
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 22, 2013, 03:47:33 PM
I just snicker at the ones doing tricep pushdowns using their knees, stomach and chest more than their triceps.

Or even doing them at all... Silly pumpersize...
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: doison on August 22, 2013, 05:40:27 PM
overhead cable tricep extention and then they awkwardly try to dodge the cable with their head


etc

etc

How many other silly things do you let affect your life?  

Sounds to me like you need to be a little more selfish.  You're too concerned about other people.  Bodybuilding is as much a mental game of self-obsession as it is a pharmaceutical endeavor.

Channel that anger into self absorption and your physique will thank you for it.
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 22, 2013, 05:41:32 PM
overhead cable tricep extention and then they awkwardly try to dodge the cable with their head


etc

etc

This fag at my gym does some kind of twisting at the waist bullshit on the pec deck everyday.  He does like 200 reps
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 22, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
This fag at my gym does some kind of twisting at the waist bullshit on the pec deck everyday.  He does like 200 reps

Sorry bro.  I will stop.
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 22, 2013, 05:59:07 PM
Sorry bro.  I will stop.

No, I'm sorry!!  Promise to teach me your technique, I was just jealous!  8)
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: kh300 on August 22, 2013, 06:43:28 PM
There was a douche today doing bench presses on a stability ball in the squat rack. I took out my knife then realized I was in front of a mirror, so I did a front double bi then punctured the ball. He dropped his dumbbells on his face crushing his beats headphones LOL. I said listen bitch, its squat day and I don't have time to wait for you to be done with your gay shit. I then pulled down my pants to expose my posing trunks. Applied some baby oil and flexed my quad. He apologized and assured me he was unaware I walked into the gym. I called bullshit and called the gym manager. I then squeezed my buttcheeks to show off my striated glutes.The gym manager said he forgot to ring the bell when I walked in. He resolved the issue by saying he will put my name on the squat rack and chain it closed when I'm not there. I said bout time I get some respect around here.
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: Shockwave on August 22, 2013, 06:48:15 PM
Hmm.... I saw a short, chunky, bald as fuck dude today laughing at my wife and I as we were doing bent over lateral raises..... He was hanging out with 2 decent in shape asians, who were also midgets.

The funny part was that he was a midget, had no hair, no muscle, and no strength. Clearly the dude needs to worry more about himself and less about what others are doing, because I don't think he has changed his body comp or strength in the nearly 8 months since we've been going to that gym.
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: Psychopath on August 22, 2013, 08:51:29 PM
There was a douche today doing bench presses on a stability ball in the squat rack. I took out my knife then realized I was in front of a mirror, so I did a front double bi then punctured the ball. He dropped his dumbbells on his face crushing his beats headphones LOL. I said listen bitch, its squat day and I don't have time to wait for you to be done with your gay shit. I then pulled down my pants to expose my posing trunks. Applied some baby oil and flexed my quad. He apologized and assured me he was unaware I walked into the gym. I called bullshit and called the gym manager. I then squeezed my buttcheeks to show off my striated glutes.The gym manager said he forgot to ring the bell when I walked in. He resolved the issue by saying he will put my name on the squat rack and chain it closed when I'm not there. I said bout time I get some respect around here.


Excellent.  :D
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: HockeyFightFan on August 22, 2013, 08:55:50 PM
overhead cable tricep extention and then they awkwardly try to dodge the cable with their head


etc

etc

I will cheer the fucking day you're banned from this place.
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: Papper on August 22, 2013, 09:55:37 PM
Yesterday I saw a guy doing a variety of chest excercises. He did one pec at the time in the pec deck. That's a first for me.
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: anabolichalo on August 22, 2013, 10:31:09 PM
I will cheer the fucking day you're banned from this place.
fuck off dana

ylls hth
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: el numero uno on August 25, 2013, 08:34:38 AM
There was a douche today doing bench presses on a stability ball in the squat rack. I took out my knife then realized I was in front of a mirror, so I did a front double bi then punctured the ball. He dropped his dumbbells on his face crushing his beats headphones LOL. I said listen bitch, its squat day and I don't have time to wait for you to be done with your gay shit. I then pulled down my pants to expose my posing trunks. Applied some baby oil and flexed my quad. He apologized and assured me he was unaware I walked into the gym. I called bullshit and called the gym manager. I then squeezed my buttcheeks to show off my striated glutes.The gym manager said he forgot to ring the bell when I walked in. He resolved the issue by saying he will put my name on the squat rack and chain it closed when I'm not there. I said bout time I get some respect around here.

This is gold.  ;D
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: Schmoff on August 25, 2013, 09:53:25 AM
There was a douche today doing bench presses on a stability ball in the squat rack. I took out my knife then realized I was in front of a mirror, so I did a front double bi then punctured the ball. He dropped his dumbbells on his face crushing his beats headphones LOL. I said listen bitch, its squat day and I don't have time to wait for you to be done with your gay shit. I then pulled down my pants to expose my posing trunks. Applied some baby oil and flexed my quad. He apologized and assured me he was unaware I walked into the gym. I called bullshit and called the gym manager. I then squeezed my buttcheeks to show off my striated glutes.The gym manager said he forgot to ring the bell when I walked in. He resolved the issue by saying he will put my name on the squat rack and chain it closed when I'm not there. I said bout time I get some respect around here.

lol


Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: Hulkotron on August 25, 2013, 10:37:34 AM
This fag at my gym does some kind of twisting at the waist bullshit on the pec deck everyday.  He does like 200 reps

Yes I have seen a lot of "men" doing this "exercise" lately, not sure what the point is ???
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: freespirit on August 25, 2013, 10:42:27 AM
This fag at my gym does some kind of twisting at the waist bullshit on the pec deck everyday.  He does like 200 reps

This mental case has no business on the pec deck.
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 25, 2013, 10:47:28 AM
Last Friday, a douche was performing between bench dips with his fat midget Asian gf on his shoulders.
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 25, 2013, 12:26:50 PM
Last Friday, a douche was performing between bench dips with his fat midget Asian gf on his shoulders.

If you guys are going to keep trashing my workouts I am buying a Bowflex. 
Title: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 12:30:31 PM
i wasted my years


fuck you bb.com and henchmen (lay nortom etc)
Title: Re: retarded exercises piss me off
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 25, 2013, 12:35:17 PM
If you guys are going to keep trashing my workouts I am buying a Bowflex. 

outed!  :D
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:11:55 PM
... and would probably be childless. U really could have been living the dream.
fuck  :(

i could have been stacking my money by being a frugal bastard

and fuck bar sluts thanks to my enhanced muscle mass


i really fucked up my entire life
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: cephissus on August 25, 2013, 01:15:06 PM
Don't worry too much about it. You would still be a moron.

he returns in style

;D
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:17:10 PM
Don't worry too much about it. You would still be a moron.
huge mascular moron with muscles, money and nothing tying him down beats "married with children" life
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: dr.chimps on August 25, 2013, 01:17:19 PM
Don't worry too much about it. You would still be a moron.
;D
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: affeman on August 25, 2013, 01:17:31 PM
i wasted my years


fuck you bb.com and henchmen (lay nortom etc)

You don't do it for certain results, you do it due to your love for the game.
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:18:43 PM
You don't do it for certain results, you do it due to your love for the game.
do you mean yourself when you say "you" ?
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: Wiggs on August 25, 2013, 01:20:02 PM
You're an interesting fella Halo, I wonder what your like in real life, no homo.
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: affeman on August 25, 2013, 01:21:57 PM
do you mean yourself when you say "you" ?

I mean "one" when I say "you", genius.
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: SF1900 on August 25, 2013, 01:22:54 PM
You would probably be tier 2 by now.
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:25:06 PM
You're an interesting fella Halo, I wonder what your like in real life, no homo.

my real life consists of

working 9 to 5, hitting the gym, eating rice chicken and tuna shakes

posting a ton of getbig

visiting littleanabolic on weekends at the hospital AFTER GYM OF COURSE

paying bills and handing cash money for groceries etc to black woman in the house


i fuck her every weekend pretty much once

that's my life in a nutshell

Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: SF1900 on August 25, 2013, 01:26:09 PM
my real life consists of

working 9 to 5, hitting the gym, eating rice chicken and tuna shakes

posting a ton of getbig

visiting littleanabolic on weekends at the hospital AFTER GYM OF COURSE

paying bills and handing cash money for groceries etc to black woman in the house


i fuck her every weekend pretty much once

that's my life in a nutshell




What is your job?
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: Raymondo on August 25, 2013, 01:28:05 PM
huge mascular moron with muscles, money and nothing tying him down beats "married with children" life

Except from "huge", "money" and "no ties" it sounds exactly like you.
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 25, 2013, 01:28:28 PM
You're an interesting fella Halo, I wonder what your like in real life, no homo.

we all do. We will have to invite anabolichalo to the 2017 Getbig meet-up in Las Vegas.  :)
I just hope a certain person (whose name we aren't allowed to mention!) won't show up and crash the party.
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:29:07 PM


What is your job?

researching occlusion training in the laboratory with docter yemal and nortron
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: SF1900 on August 25, 2013, 01:30:57 PM
researching occlusion training in the laboratory with docter yemal and nortron


Wut?  ??? ???
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: orion on August 25, 2013, 01:31:22 PM
i wasted my years


fuck you bb.com and henchmen (lay nortom etc)

Yeah, it was a big secret until recently, don't worry about it, you'd still be narrower then Phil
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:33:01 PM
Yeah, it was a big secret until recently, don't worry about it, you'd still be narrower the Phil
you can still be extremely mascular

"b-but he is narrow" scarecrows dont spoil philip's day
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:33:31 PM
we all do. We will have to invite anabolichalo to the 2017 Getbig meet-up in Las Vegas.  :)
I just hope a certain person (whose name we aren't allowed to mention!) won't show up and crash the party.
by that time i'll be huge


i'm gonna wear a hat tho
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: Raymondo on August 25, 2013, 01:33:46 PM
my real life consists of

working 9 to 5, hitting the gym, eating rice chicken and tuna shakes

posting a ton of getbig

visiting littleanabolic on weekends at the hospital AFTER GYM OF COURSE

paying bills and handing cash money for groceries etc to black woman in the house


i fuck her every weekend pretty much once

that's my life in a nutshell




What is your kid still doing at the hospital? Are social services preventing you from taking him home?
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:38:06 PM

What is your kid still doing at the hospital? Are social services preventing you from taking him home?
he should come home any day

gonna be posting a lot more soon, that i dont spend weekend in hospital
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: SF1900 on August 25, 2013, 01:47:05 PM
Anabolichalo, have you ever considered moving to California to pursue a bodybuilding dream of developing muscles like Ronnie Coleman?
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:50:00 PM
Anabolichalo, have you ever considered moving to California to pursue a bodybuilding dream of developing muscles like Ronnie Coleman?
no because i dont stand a snowball chance in hell to be hired as a police officer in arlington texas
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: SF1900 on August 25, 2013, 01:53:02 PM
no because i dont stand a snowball chance in hell to be hired as a police officer in arlington texas


No, but you can still move to California and pursue your dreams of developing pro-like muscles.

Something to consider.
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 01:54:57 PM


No, but you can still move to California and pursue your dreams of developing pro-like muscles.

Something to consider.
i would rather develop pro like muscles while having a job and some degree of financial security

idont want to live from the fast money that g4p provides

sure you can spend like a tbombz baller

but at the end of the road no real investments, asshole gone , muscles gone, money gone

fuck that
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: Wiggs on August 25, 2013, 01:57:46 PM
i would rather develop pro like muscles while having a job and some degree of financial security

idont want to live from the fast money that g4p provides

sure you can spend like a tbombz baller

but at the end of the road no real investments, asshole gone , muscles gone, money gone

fuck that
l


lolololoololoololoollool
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: SF1900 on August 25, 2013, 02:01:39 PM
i would rather develop pro like muscles while having a job and some degree of financial security

idont want to live from the fast money that g4p provides

sure you can spend like a tbombz baller

but at the end of the road no real investments, asshole gone , muscles gone, money gone

fuck that


Ronnie Coleman and Jay Cutler avoided G4P and are ballin'

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mC1TEdZ4gks/Sy08_ElaNvI/AAAAAAAAEKM/WCVem4cyVqg/s400/Jay+cutler+in+his+home+%28www.musclebase.blogspot.com%29.JPG)
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 02:02:42 PM
l


lolololoololoololoollool
tbombz will end up working hot dog stands like demayo at best

but more likely die of a conscious drug overdose after he cant get a nickel for his stray dog body anymore

Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2013, 02:03:53 PM


Ronnie Coleman and Jay Cutler avoided G4P and are ballin'

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mC1TEdZ4gks/Sy08_ElaNvI/AAAAAAAAEKM/WCVem4cyVqg/s400/Jay+cutler+in+his+home+%28www.musclebase.blogspot.com%29.JPG)
with the exception of olympia winners the rest of the ifbb is juggling testicles for pennies tho
Title: Re: if i found out about steroids 5 yrs ago i would have been huge now
Post by: ukjeff on August 25, 2013, 02:04:33 PM
Do you think your bald patch on the back of your head would be any bigger?