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Title: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 28, 2013, 01:38:57 PM
I was standing in line at a store and a super-heavyweight class chick in front of me was blabbering on her phone. 

She was telling somebody that her boyfriend had come in late and lied about it.  She said "I told him don't give me no cock and balls story neither!"   She repeated it thrice.  :-\
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: BRO on August 28, 2013, 01:39:55 PM
Not sure what to gather out of that story. Did she elaborate on the rest of the details or was she trying to get attention from those waiting in line while shopping?
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: haider on August 28, 2013, 01:40:41 PM
 ;D

I don't think I've ever heard that expression before.
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 28, 2013, 01:40:55 PM
Not sure what to gather out of that story. Did she elaborate on the rest of the details or was she trying to get attention from those waiting in line while shopping?

Yikes.  I was the only one behind her. Sure hope not. 
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 28, 2013, 01:42:37 PM
;D

I don't think I've ever heard that expression before.

I "think" she meant cock and bull story. 
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: haider on August 28, 2013, 01:43:39 PM
I "think" she meant cock and bull story. 
LOL!
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 28, 2013, 01:44:53 PM
LOL!

And to keep this bb related.  She appeared to have mis-timed and spilled over a bit. 
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: BRO on August 28, 2013, 01:46:02 PM
Yikes.  I was the only one behind her. Sure hope not. 

Perhaps she was trying to use that as a pick up line to you

 ;D
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 28, 2013, 01:52:35 PM
Perhaps she was trying to use that as a pick up line to you

 ;D

She would have had to pick me up because I dont think I could have managed it. 
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: Andy Griffin on August 28, 2013, 03:47:42 PM
I "think" she meant cock and bull story. 

Like the cock and bull story Mr. Foley told Barney about his assault case with Floyd back in '46. 
Title: Re: Funny quote overheard today.
Post by: TheShape on August 28, 2013, 06:45:46 PM
The funniest I've overheard or my friend overheard and told me was "Listen...I'ma say nothin' about nothin', show me how to make a bean pie, bitch." and also "The beeps, the boops, the pullin' and the tuggin'."